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posted ago by barefoot_traveler ago by barefoot_traveler +2002 / -0
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GrandDaddyMemesGhost 337 points ago +337 / -0

A virus that shrinks dicks? This has China written all over it; trying to level the playing field. 🤏

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GuerillaYourDreams 97 points ago +97 / -0

Chinese men do have small dicks. Ask Kamala.

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Aluminoti 99 points ago +99 / -0

Ask swallwell

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GuerillaYourDreams 46 points ago +46 / -0

He’s prolly sucked a few, too!

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I_Used_to_be_me 25 points ago +28 / -3

It’s true. I’ve only ever seen them in porn, but man are they tiny, and blurry as all fuck. Not what you call that medical condition though, but… weird. Looks like Bigfoot only, well, small. And penis.

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Redneckathon 18 points ago +18 / -0

Blurry, KEK

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Saltkang 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's called Fuzzy Penis Syndrome or FPS and it is a real condition suffered by millions.

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Blurry...”...yes, Asian men do have blurry dicks...used to freak me out

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BigMikesSwingingCock 28 points ago +28 / -0

I could afford to lose a yard.

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Chad_Dudebroski 35 points ago +35 / -0

We're all gonna lose our yards when they declare private property illegal

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Forgototherpassword 22 points ago +22 / -0

Private property is racist because black people can't figure out how to own it and "owning" is clearly a dog whistle for slavery. Land slavery. Sell your land to bill gates and take his vaxxines you racists

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lenchodahated 1 point ago +1 / -0

read this on the times. jk jk

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SEMOPatriot 20 points ago +20 / -0

There is no private property. The Government owns all the land. Dont believe me? Stop paying rent(taxes) and see who really owns the land.

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AlFreeman 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thats the hard truth of it. The government already owns the most important means of production with the land. And they still want the rest of your shit too.

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Chad_Dudebroski 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thats why i like to remind people trump was wrong saying "America will never be a socialist country". We already are one. And have been one for many decades.

You tell me a country with a 40% tax rate that isnt socialis

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Barbs 4 points ago +7 / -3

Except they don’t own the land.

What they do is the IRS seizes it, and auctions it off, to pay the back taxes. They don’t give a fuck about your land at all, they just want their money, and they’ll sell your land to get it. Heck, they’ll sell off all your assets if your bill is high enough.

So they’re not really “reclaiming ownership,” as some like to believe, because they could care less about the land, it’s all about the Benjamin’s.

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nds19 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. We are all serfs.

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PelosisSaggyTadders 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could afford to lose about five meters, it would make the coil I pull around in the wagon behind me much more manageable.

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MAGACountryResident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t lose too much Barry won’t like it as much.

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Username checks out.

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Philhelm 8 points ago +8 / -0

😒

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partly_asian-_- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too soon

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AnacronicA 18 points ago +19 / -1

Wasn't there also that Chinese guy who turned black from a rare liver condition?

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Throwaway_Test 32 points ago +32 / -0

Ah, a Chinegro.

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bubadmt 16 points ago +16 / -0

We prefer to honor their diversity, so we say Chinx.

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monkeylovebanana 18 points ago +18 / -0

I believe his name was Dindu Joggins?

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independentbystander 15 points ago +15 / -0

Das raysis.

> He was Brack Panthel.

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Brack” is such a sexy chad name. Like in the movie “The Ritz”

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EllemenoP 133 points ago +135 / -2

Bullshit. Total bullshit. They think men are stupid and will run screaming to get vaxxed all worried about their willies.

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hajpaj45 68 points ago +69 / -1

This is legit why one of my good friends got vaxxed. He "heard the virus can cause erectile dysfunction". Although i think his wife pressured him into it and used that as a tactic to get him jabbed.

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EllemenoP 41 points ago +42 / -1

Exactly. She probably threatened to deny him unless he got stabbed first, lol.

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WhitePowerRanger 42 points ago +42 / -0

Sounds like his wife causes erectile dysfunction

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hajpaj45 17 points ago +17 / -0

Especially because i could tell he was initially hesitant when the clot shots came out.

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LauriThorne 9 points ago +10 / -1

Like Bill Burr said, that's an incredibly weak threat. Women want sex way more than men.

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DebbieinDallas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Women give sex to get love. Men give love to get sex

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OhNoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

That isnt accurate, its just that lots of men will lie to get laid.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 7 points ago +7 / -0

When your wife threatens you to do things and you do it - she is the husband and you are the wife.

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MrSir 2 points ago +3 / -1

There really shouldnt be any threatening in a loving married relationship.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh I agree 100%, didn’t mean to imply that. I just meant if she leads you around, she is the man of the house and you are not.

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4more 4 points ago +4 / -0

Grounds for divorce

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JeremiahKassin 8 points ago +8 / -0

I can't.

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TrumpAndGodWin 23 points ago +23 / -0

She already kept his balls in her purse.

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zathras11 14 points ago +14 / -0

The 'vaccine' causes erectile dysfunction!

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 8 points ago +8 / -0

As he clutches his heart 20 seconds into post-vax sex.

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Patriotarchy 32 points ago +32 / -0

I'm more worried about accidently sticking my duck into a boosted cooch.

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kratomlol 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've been in double vaxxed cooch but not boosted. Found out after. I probably have aids now.

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markolbb 6 points ago +6 / -0

Super-VAIDS

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EllemenoP 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ha ha! I know right...

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Saltkang 3 points ago +3 / -0

I haven't eaten a taco or gotten any blood on my dagger since my ex because I have no way to verify that I'm not eating phizer's spike protein sauce.

Some mad PB scientist needs to develop a rapid test so we can sort the wheat from the chaff in the dating world.

And then we need a place where we can then move to as an isolated community to avoid spike shedders.

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OhNoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

No problem there, the spike proteins will just run off its back like water off...well, you know.

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Kelemor88 20 points ago +20 / -0

Mine actually grew…lost 20lbs due to covid….so everything appears bigger now

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Forgototherpassword 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a good thing the CDC director came out the other day and said the vax prevents transmission of Covid. Oh wait. That's the exact opposite of what she said.

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Wrexxis780 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don’t know enough men.

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EllemenoP 8 points ago +8 / -0

I know plenty. And I also know women these days aren't bastions of virtue either. Plenty of fish.

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

The funny thing is... the vax doesn’t protect them from covid and the clotting issue is likely from the vax 😂

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-jjjjjjjjjj- 87 points ago +87 / -0

If you have enough damage to your blood vessels to lose an inch off your dick, you have bigger problems to worry about. Like living through the year.

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WhoMeTwo 9 points ago +9 / -0

This right here. All of this.

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FRENS 73 points ago +73 / -0

They really try to sell fear in any capacity they can, don't they?

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Olds777 28 points ago +28 / -0

They have been lying about everything to push people into taking the shots. Our media is the absolute worst and while they were going after HCQ and it's promoters early on they were trying to push men to take female hormones since women were having less covid deaths. Just quacky, retarded shit that I like to think anyone could see through.

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TrumpAndGodWin 19 points ago +19 / -0

"The devil goes around roaring like a lion to see who he can devour." The msm scares people stupid daily and makes them risk their health and lives.

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hoppy-kangaroos 6 points ago +6 / -0

Remain true to all your convictions for your brothers and sisters suffer this as well.

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R-A-T-S- 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well covid does everything. If you exist, you probably have it.

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TheJimmReaper 45 points ago +48 / -3

How will i ever cope losing a whole inch off my penis... It's okay thats why God gave me a full 3 inches

Seriously though this article is written by some small dicked dude who has blamed Covid for his tiny dick, and now other tiny dicked dudes are gonna latch on and start blaming covid for their tiny 6 inch dicks AHAHAHAHA it's okay it's not like their tiny dick is gonna get their Tranny girlfriends pregnant 😉

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Kekmanchoo 37 points ago +37 / -0

Bro if 6 inches is small then i have a micro penis.

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LoneStarDangler 25 points ago +26 / -1

We're talking width, right?

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Kekmanchoo 18 points ago +18 / -0

Hate to be the one to break this to you, but you might have a chode.

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FuckReddit4545 19 points ago +19 / -0

Like a cheese wheel really

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AnPrim 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don't call me stumpy for no reason

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AnPrim 2 points ago +2 / -0

Radius

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GregToday 11 points ago +11 / -0

Size guys are closet closet people if they don't resize their priorities. Dildoes and love. Chicks only need a mandingo if they must brag to girlfriends (lesbian behavior).

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AnPrim 7 points ago +7 / -0

In English?

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he's saying that toys will always have the capacity to be bigger than the real thing. So if a girl can only get off by cramming a telephone pole into herself, then she's likely to become a lesbian anyway.

I have low confidence in this interpretation

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AnPrim 1 point ago +1 / -0

I took it as a drunk with a small weiner publicly coping.

Haven't *met a woman that doesn't like girth, and not one of them turned lesbian lol

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek.

Right? Some people have weird-ass views on women around here.

But at least they recognize that a woman is a woman, and not actually a man. So that puts them above the lefites.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +4 / -1

Found the cat lady

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PepeTheFrug 29 points ago +29 / -0

I'm going to just borrow this over at c/funny if you don't mind. It's not stealing because I'm a poc and I live in California.

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Butt-or-Face 18 points ago +18 / -0

Are you also now living as a gay man?

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PepeTheFrug 22 points ago +22 / -0

Actually yeah and I'm banging your dad!

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TheJimmReaper 14 points ago +14 / -0

Okay damn that was harsh, but fucking hilarious 😂

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ChelseaHubbell 22 points ago +23 / -1

That girl's face would shrink my dick too. Greta wide eyes

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TrumpAndGodWin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kek, the grazing animal look isn't good.

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AnomalusCitizen7375 4 points ago +4 / -0

Came here to point this out

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FuckReddit4545 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is what grasping at straws looks like folks. What do they not understand? We are NEVER taking the experiment injection, it just isn't fucking happening. They can try their hardest with these invented stories, mandates, job threats, I don't give a fuck, you and I just aren't getting injected.

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HuskeyG 5 points ago +5 / -0

Especially since the vax doesn’t stop covid infection in the first place. They can’t keep their stories straight 😂

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TraitorPedoBiden 12 points ago +12 / -0

They are desperately trying to get us to take the jab so we will be cucked into a subscription model for the rest of our lives.

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NimbleNavigator20202 12 points ago +12 / -0

"The Snake Oil stops all that ails you! Otherwise you could get Long Disease! Or "Short Disease", if you know what I mean! Get your snake oil today!"

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wolfsettler 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ever noticed how they try shit like this with everything when they're trying to sway you to their side? They don't want you smoking? Your dick shrinks and your hair falls out. Want you to become vegan? Meat causes your dick to shrink and your ovaries to shrivel up. Want you to go electric? If you drive a gas vehicle, the more it pollutes the more likely you are to have a small dick.

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Nerdrem1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Right? And it's like they're stuck in the 90's, next they'll trot out some Pam Anderson looking blonde bimbos with obvious bolt ons to talk about how real men get jabbed. Like seriously, 1 inch? You could take 2 and it wouldn't change anything from my perspective, sex would still feel the same so it wouldn't be the end of the world.

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reagan2024 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's nothing a little horse paste can't fix.

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TraitorJoes 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hung like a horse.

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pelosis_liver 10 points ago +10 / -0

Chyna

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teamshred 7 points ago +7 / -0

She had a huge clit. RIP Chyna.

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blubberdong 4 points ago +4 / -0

Legend says it was so big they had to bury it in its own grave.

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OnlyTrump20 8 points ago +8 / -0

The vax will do worse then. Babies are being born with micro penis to vaxxed mothers.

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw that story too!!!!

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Morgoth 7 points ago +7 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NEVER TAKING CLOT SHOT EVER

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Aoikaze2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have to wonder... is it possible for the penis to lose enough length to turn into a faux vagina?

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Axiom502 13 points ago +13 / -0

We can ask Jerry Nadler

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AnPrim 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tell the trannies that if they get enough boosters it will invert

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. It turns into a clit

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

but is it a clit without a vagina?

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. Clit is separate from vagina. They arent even located near each other. Clit is on top next to uretha. Vagina is down below. Women have 3 things highly specialized. Men have 2 things and the one does double duty.

This is why women do not orgasm from vaginal penetration

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

But if the penis shrinks enough where it no longer is distinct from the body... would that really make it a clit at that point?

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

The penis will never retract that much. There will still be a nub there.

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NeverTwitterer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are they just trying to red people with this level of BS...

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voyager40 6 points ago +6 / -0

I had covid between Thanksgiving and Christmas 2020 and omicron the same time in '21, nothing of that sort happened to me. In '20 I had loss of taste and smell for 3 weeks and mild flu-like symptoms for 1.5 weeks, in '21 I had a mild headache toward the end of the day for two days that felt viral. Everything else was normal.

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AnPrim 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you meaure you dick enough to he that sure?

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think anyone needs to worry. It's not anatomically possible for it to "shrink."

If it's "shrinking" it's because the vasculature was damaged enough for it not to inflate fully, which then means it's legit erectile dysfunction and probably won't work anyway.

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chickeninoven 6 points ago +7 / -1

That chick's face would shrink my dick for sure.

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TheJimmReaper 1 point ago +1 / -0

For sure, she ugly as fuck (or to not fuck) i mean dayum her eyes are too far, her face to flat, that grumpy look doesn't help, dayum she is fugly

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SordidPontification 3 points ago +3 / -0

She probably has great depth perception though.

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TheJimmReaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

She has full 360 vision... Seeing both in front & behind her at the same freaking time

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TommyJarvis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh look the MSM used a picture of all white people just for this once!

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HighVoltage 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought we stopped existing, but magically whitey is resurrected to describe tiny penises.

A big thank you to the group of degenerates who own all the media.

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ColonelKlink 5 points ago +5 / -0

The things they'll say to convince people to get a shot that will kill them.

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2AMONKEY 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chill, dawg. We know you don't have an inch to spare, but it's BS either way. I mean, what "source" is considered valid at this point? FDA? CDC? They're less reputable than the Babylon Bee in clown world.

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brotatofarmer 4 points ago +8 / -4

Hells yeah. Imma go from 4 inches is average to 4 inches and behold my massive dong!

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GregToday 4 points ago +4 / -0

They want men to run to the vaccine stations

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CanadianFren 4 points ago +4 / -0

First we had winter vagina, now covid dick 🤡🌎🤣

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greatgonzochops 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank God, been needing a reduction for years.

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Aquamine-Amarine 4 points ago +4 / -0

That picture looks stupid.

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MetalRiddle 4 points ago +4 / -0

However, experts still recommend to continue drinking a gallon of soy every day

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Account 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mask fucking up circulation issue.

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of when they were claiming the vaccine was giving women bigger tits. Nice try, assholes.

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muhlum24 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well that it boys I’m sold. I'm definitely heading out for the clot shot this afternoon!

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RATMW 3 points ago +4 / -1

TBH I could use an inch less. Big dick problems

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TheJimmReaper 2 points ago +3 / -1

Haha yeah seriously most guys don't understand that problems we big dick guys go through, i mean sheet, just finding a nice girl who doesn't sleep around to actually want to take it all that first time is hard enough (pun intended) They also get jealous af and if ive done anything where my male friends see my dick (showers after gym etc) it's a constant source of dick jealous/envy from them too!!

I'm only a tad over 9 inches but my girth is pretty thicc (noticeable through denim ffs) so yeah maybe an inch less all round would be a good thing!!

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please tell me you live close by

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TheJimmReaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha unfortunately nope i don't 😞 nowhere near Texas sorry

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TheCandorist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe that's why women are seeking out pure bloods. That big dick energy

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thelastlast 3 points ago +3 / -0

and the "vaccines" do 100x the blood vessel damage the virus could ever on its worst day

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sir_rockness 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's true dammit... I'm just 11 inches now... down from 12. I'm literally shaking I'm so mad

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Toollespaulhero 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this the plot of Black Dynamite 2? I’d rather drink the malt liquor lol.

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gnomesaiyan 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Those diabolical dick shrinking motherfuckers!" -- Black Dynamite

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BasedBoyScout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine a world where people didn't constantly talk about their dicks, asses, and tits.

That's the world I grew up in. I miss it.

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GreyGooseDown 3 points ago +3 / -0

I knew it was something. I must of had COVID 6 or 7 times.

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cook_does 3 points ago +4 / -1

I have had Covid and it doesn’t shrink anything. This is bs

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

Might need to ask for a refund.

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ParticleCannon 3 points ago +3 / -0
  • shrinks due to COVID

  • stops working due to vax

Always so half baked, their propaganda. Guys that still reject the vaccine have inches to spare, and would do so gladly given the alternative.

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poopypajamas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy Mandela Batman! Another dick shrinking pandemic scare disease!?

Haven't we heard this exact rediculous story before?

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

So much for the "Long Covid" narrative.

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AnPrim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wifes cervix would be thankful

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

But you gain it back and more when you take ivermectin horse paste.

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Saltkang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Micropenis men now have "innies"

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teacheryteach 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amazing that COVID 19 has symptoms and effects that no other corona virus has had and that really no other virus in history has had.

And it has SO MANY of these symptoms.

Totally believable.

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Heeeeemeyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no I might shrink down to 8 inches. How will I go on living?

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quiznossucks1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ribbed For Her/His Pleasure.....😆😆😆