I have a close friend in the inside. He's been in the FBI for over 10 years. Even when he was doing his interviews and undergoing his training we were all telling him not to and wondering why he left his engineering job. I guess he thought he needed to do something after Obama was elected. His Dad was in law enforcement too... probably had Daddy issues or something regarding that.
Anyway he was in town last night and after several drinks and cigars he told me a crazy story. He's set for a promotion and his manager asked him to a special after hours meeting the night after his promotion review.
He said he got to the managers house which was a little strange. After several other big wigs talked a while with his mgr they took my friend down to the basement. He was shocked to see a lot of lower agents gettin fucked in the ass by some of the older agents.
My friend barely made it out of the gay orgy... he faked diarrhea or some others shit. Please pray for my friend... hes in total shock and doesnt want to accept the fact that the FBI is full of butt fucking faggots.
Total lies!
Everyone knows that the FBI fags love diarrhea. That's no excuse to leave a gay orgy.
Yes, but yesterday was the Wednesday following Taco Tuesday, so I can see how some of the more effeminate members of senior leadership might have been cautious.
Why buy spicy lube when taco Tuesday night provides both the lube AND the spice...
On Wednesday Night!
Why I'm not turned on by anal ^
Chocolate Froth.... I'll show myself out..
We’ve got a squirter.
Beautifully done.
Sortof a new definition for FBI "insider".
Maybe it's true, or maybe you are lying. There's no way to know for sure without alternate, independent sources for verification. Going to have to reserve judgement on the veracity of this for now. Remember the tactics the Media used to leak false information on President Trump?
“Butt fucking faggots” does sound like it would match the MO and underlying principles of Fuck Boy Incorporated.
I’m going to wait for Bill Mitchell’s take.
Brown?
Bill Mitchell can vouch. He’s been there to that exact basement. In fact, there was a rumor going around that the guy in the full gimp suit was actually Bill Mitchell.
Your friend was just relieved the basement didn't contain underage kids. That's for the next promotion
😂🤣😂🤣😂
I think this is fake
No way! It was leaked by an unnamed source who wishes to remain anonymous! It must be true!
Is the FBI source a trans-man, aka a woman? Because if so, then I totally believe her.
We need a Fagt check
Who cares. No way it never happened in similar form
Hello agent Brown
This is obviously fake but part of getting people compliant has indeed been abuse. Older senior members of the military or other US institutions such as the FBI would abuse new recruits. Same with the secret societies Bush was part of. This was part of the grooming and those that did well got promoted. This ensured they stayed compliant in their higher functions as well, which is understandable when you see what lies and treachery all the higher officials have to spin.
Abuse?!!! Buttfucking is a purely legitimate expression of love for your fellow FBI agents!
This shit is tribal crap that repeats itself....
Hazing is a "test" that new members of the hunting party did to prove their worth...
It is ingrained into tribal nature and in this day and age should be abolished when it has crossed a line.
I'm worried that they'll be able to track your friend from this story. I mean, how many of those butt banging faggots have ever said no?
And then everybody clapped... that ass.
Sources have confirmed this.
Fact check : mostly true (the reality is actually way worse)
It's not fake. An anonymous source has confirmed.
10/10
Hi, i live in the DC area. I can't say more but sex being used to blackmail people is very common in the deep state agencies like the FBI CIA and so forth. They will even start blackmailing the interns if they think they need to.
KEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
I see what you did there 😉
This story seems highly unlikely, yet I’m inclined to believe it anyway.
They meant secret meating
Kek
Kek
And to the FBI peons trolling this site, the truth is out, we know you have small penises fashioned by Dr Frankenstein from butt flesh and that you sit down to pee, painfully.
And we laugh about it.
F B I:
Futt
Bucking
&al Incontinence
"Lower Agents" = Children
It's definitely fake because this story would clearly give away who the person was that left the meeting but it's hilarious all the same
I knew this is what they do.
The FBI is the new Catholic priesthood.
FBI Faggoty Bureau of Insurrectionists
Can't tell if shit post or not...
Checks out, traitor FAGGOTS
Pics or it didn’t happen
There is no FBI. There is only The Mafia - and 0% of The Mafia is comprised of The Good Guys.
Hahaha
Bahahahahahahahaha
Bullshit! FBI agents are all bottoms!
The look on every FBI members face when they read this post.
Thank you for this post, I needed the laugh.
I used to work at a large (40,000 employees) DoD agency and it was well known that there was a swingers group led by some of the highest ranking officials.
I dont even care if this is true because its definitely true.
Lmfao
I believe this. FBI filled with faggots.
Fake. FBI faggots love fucking goats and children, not each other.
Must be true, it’s on the internet.
This could be a brilliant new copypasta!
I have a friend who says you’re a larping faggot starved for attention and fake internet points.
I’ll give $5 million and a lifetime supply of MyPillows to anybody who can prove me wrong.
Basement Fed?
Must be one of the “lower” agents.
Damn I can't believe my friends Mgr is posting on Patriots.win!