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Kamala Harris Tells Americans To “Do Google” To Find Non Existent Tests (youtu.be)            HEELS  UP          
posted ago by jason73ug ago by jason73ug +2633 / -5
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HeyBlinkin 194 points ago +194 / -0

She's retarded

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Mukzn 47 points ago +47 / -0

Beyond stupid!

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Plazma10 14 points ago +14 / -0

This guy's nose is creeping me out and I don't know why

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ThoughtCrimeConvict 13 points ago +13 / -0

His blue socks with a green tie is creeping me out and I do know why.

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Plazma10 7 points ago +7 / -0

Seriously why? Is that like Monsignors and purple socks?

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RubyFweedom 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Google ya polling place”

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citizen666 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cum on Madame!

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FAQ-REDDIT 6 points ago +6 / -0

Blacks don't have the internet and if they do they don't know how to use it.

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citizen666 1 point ago +1 / -0

“She ain’t black.”

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TheJimmReaper 1 point ago +1 / -0

She didn't vote for Biden

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Reclaimer69 31 points ago +31 / -0

When the amount of dicks you've sucked qualifies you to be the VP of the free world, I'm sure brain damage is a major side effect.

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Whoopies_tds 21 points ago +21 / -0

WTF are you talking about? She got 128 votes in the NH Democrat primary for 13th place. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-primary-elections/new-hampshire-results

So what if she only sucked 127 dicks, she is more than qualified and damn it people love her

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Ch3f4554551n 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Risen Christ IS KING. Everything else is a LARP.

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Definitely_Not_FBI 5 points ago +5 / -0

In a row?

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FreakinRican82 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot! "

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into 9 guys you fucked!"

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FreakinRican82 3 points ago +3 / -0

Different movie, but also Gold!🤩

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll tip her!!

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great flick.

Until I realize I’m a 40 hour a week wage slave like the main characters in it.

I’m sad. Gonna go hang out in the parking lot.

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invalid_data 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's why the cabal wanted her and Slow Joe in those positions, to be the dumb lackeys to do whatever they wanted.

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Gadsden 6 points ago +6 / -0

She is. She just advocated for voter ID.

Minorities can just "do Google to get across town to find the dmv."

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PartandParcel 105 points ago +105 / -0

I don't think I've ever seen a more useless woman in my entire life. This whole imposter admin is one big fucking joke.

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GoGoGadgetGringo 48 points ago +48 / -0

I don’t find this joke funny at all

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tiberseptim37 16 points ago +16 / -0

None of the Left's jokes are funny.

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GoGoGadgetGringo 6 points ago +6 / -0

A lot of the lefts actions are funny though

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leakmouth 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ve seen this happen in other people’s lives Now it’s happening in mine

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=igILhbNWvlk

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s funny if you laugh at unfunny things

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Fenianlad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad clown noises

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Getthetorches 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have to work at it to be this unprepared for an interview. Just unbelievable.

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Trumpwonbidencheated 65 points ago +65 / -0

I know 3 year old children that are smarter than this crack whore.

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IncredibleMrE1 23 points ago +23 / -0

She's here to smoke crack and dicks, and Hunter stole all the crack.

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AngeredKabar 54 points ago +54 / -0

Work wanted me to get a test. I couldn't find any so I got to stay home a couple extra days and burn vacation time I would normally never have used.

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anongoy 6 points ago +22 / -16

quit 'work'. start a business. become the boss.

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downwithuppish 55 points ago +56 / -1

Why do people keep saying this like its easy? Not everyone has a skill or idea they can turn into a business.

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M16A4 41 points ago +46 / -5

Quiting a stable income is the worst advice possible.

Only a fucking moron would offer that as an option.

You slack off until you get fired, collect unemployment and search for new employment.

Start your own business? Then you either need to be rich or lucky. And most likely both. A ridiculously high percentage of small businesses fail and your big "idea" probably isn't unique if you are over 30 years old.

BlS.Gov estimates 1 in 5 new businesses fail in 2 years.

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walt 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm surprised it's only 1 in 5. But another question is how many are profitable?

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R-A-T-S- 4 points ago +4 / -0

If a small business succeeds, the democrats try to figure out what went wrong.

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MrSir 7 points ago +8 / -1

You should start a business consultation firm!

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Resist_and_Bite 5 points ago +5 / -0

Starting a business is not easy, but it's the smartest thing a patriot can do for his future and future of his family. Otherwise, you will always be a wage slave under control. Impoverished immigrants to the USA seem to find ways to start successful businesses, so if you lack the skills, you must work hard to gain the skills.

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559throw 2 points ago +2 / -0

because people are goddamned retarded

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1776forever1776 1 point ago +3 / -2

This is part of America’s problem

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Pinochet_Was_Right -1 points ago +1 / -2

Stop listening to Joe Rogan haha

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Poogletti 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had to use time this week because I’m required to test within 72 hours of the start of my work week, but test results are delayed in my area right now due to everyone testing, so I didn’t have the results in time. I don’t really like using PTO where I otherwise wouldn’t, but it’s hurting them more than it’s hurting me. I start a new job in about two weeks, so that’s just two less days for me to help with the transition!

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Dictator_Bob 42 points ago +42 / -0

I had to go to a "drug store" recently. I am blessed to rarely need them. As I walked around waiting for them to call my name, perusing the alcohol, candies, processed frozen foods, and tobacco products I heard several others asking for covid tests. They were out of stock at this location. People kept coming in asking for them. Eventually as I checked out I read the snarky corporate printout of how important safety is, this store requires a mask, and oh - by the way - it is also the law.

As I was reading this and looking at the nicotine gum next to the row of tobacco, musing on the "drug store" profiteering off of liquor store products, thinking about the rows of empty shelves, as one last person interrupted and said, "excuse me ... do you have any Covid-19 tests?", I smiled and shook my head.

THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CLOWNS

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Parhelion12 10 points ago +11 / -1

I can hear Bob Dylan singing this.

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KSMOconservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kinda sounds like a David Foster Wallace story

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ChocolateEvryday 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your post was unexpectedly poetic. Good job.

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you. I enjoy prose. This story really happened as written.

A corporation that markets lung cancer is telling me to wear a mask. How corrupt our nation has become.

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Walgreens and CVS don’t sell smokes anymore. One of them still sells beer though. Forget which. At least the other is consistent.

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was in a Rite Aid in California. They were peddling the addiction and the cure. So it is too late for Walgreens and CVS to say "we don't anymore". They did, that matters, and they are still doing it now.

Think about that for just a moment. These are exceptionally sophisticated drug dealing operations. Telling us to get their shots or else.

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JediMasterGandalf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Highly underrated comment.

Here, lemme help ...

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Pinochet_Was_Right 3 points ago +3 / -0

BURN!!!

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Parhelion12 2 points ago +3 / -1

Came looking for this.

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Gwoz8881 29 points ago +29 / -0

Why does she always get so damn defensive

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BlacknWhite 28 points ago +28 / -0

Because she’s always lying.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 13 points ago +13 / -0

She’s in a shitty no-win situation without the skills to survive.

Most politicians (at least good ones) can spin the shitty questions into positives. She is coached and prepares for the tough questions but freezes and fucks up.

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KJaden 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're not sending their best

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JediMasterGandalf 8 points ago +8 / -0

Because you are a misogynist racist.

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

But which race are we racist against? She likes to claim 3 of them.

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JediMasterGandalf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes

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p1smo 6 points ago +6 / -0

She’s a pathological liar. Most liars are like this, and get very defensive and hostile whenever something they say is challenged.

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TastyTreats 22 points ago +25 / -3

Kamala sucks, but this is just stupid.

In context it makes sense the way she said it.

"People usually do google an address when looking for directions"

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LazySusan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Agreed. Normal people would put stress on just the word "do" in that sentence. She put stress on both "do" and "Google", which is incorrect. Out of context, it sounds like she thinks the verb for googling things is "do Google". In context, you can easily figure out what she meant. We are not defending her, just defending the truth.

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iSignedUpForThis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agreed. Those that are dissenting have less of an understanding of language and grammar. Her use is not common but your take is exactly right. See my explanation here https://patriots.win/p/141ErkdzLZ/x/c/4JKyah3bkr1

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CloakAndDagger 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love devil's advocates, it's proof that our side is not retarded.

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Totalitarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not really, people would say "People google addresses"

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LazySusan 5 points ago +5 / -0

If a normal person pronounced the sentence, they would put stress only on the word "do". As if to say "People usually do, in fact, google an address when looking for directions". People usually DO google... "Do you walk your dog on Sundays?" "Yes, I DO walk my dog on Sundays". DO walk. It's confirming the verb. She just put stress on too many words in the sentence because she's not intelligent.

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Anaconda_is_a_FAGGOT 19 points ago +19 / -0

Cunt.

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blubberdong 16 points ago +16 / -0

No more tests! No fucking googler either!

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militarysnoopy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Qwant for search

OpenMaps for maps

Nextcloud for everything else

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Captain-D 13 points ago +14 / -1

Her voice is horrendous.

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rosylake 11 points ago +11 / -0

She's an ignorant fucking bitch. I swear sometimes it's harder to understand her than Biden. Can you imagine their conversations with each other?

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Pinochet_Was_Right 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was actually thinking that Biden is better at the spin than her —- which is saying something.

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Crux-Sacra-Sit-Mihi 9 points ago +9 / -0

You usually do google…Lolol

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GoGoGadgetGringo 8 points ago +8 / -0

I like how they roll out the token black guy to interview her

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South_Florida_Guy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Her solution to anything is to "do" it, tbf

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0p9o8i7u 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ah yes do google. One of their weaponized resources manipulated by "fact check" websites.

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SaltyBobCat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sponsored in part by, Google.

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MAGAhhh_igetit 6 points ago +6 / -0

But Joe said blacks and hispanics don't know how to internet, how they gonna do google?!

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123breadman 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's true, I have no idea how to do google.

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cusp-of-carabelli 2 points ago +2 / -0

But have you figured out how to obtain a photo ID???

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does a line-up photo count?

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cusp-of-carabelli 2 points ago +2 / -0

Depends on which side of the line up you’re on, I guess.

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signature226 6 points ago +7 / -1

Google is not a person. You can’t just “do” it and expect favorable outcomes. Not that I’m denying her life experiences.

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pacalis128 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many woods would a would do suck if a would do did suck wood?

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FormerLibtard94 6 points ago +7 / -1

Ehhhh I hate heels up, but this makes us look stupid. She did say “to google” it and then the interviewer criticized her for making people Google it - then she said “well to get to a restaurant people usually do Google it”.

The sentence makes sense in that context

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

"they do google to figure out"

Kind of like how Kamala did Slick Willy.

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iSignedUpForThis 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're reading "Google" as a noun, she is using it correctly as a verb like she did in her earlier sentence.

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FormerLibtard94 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate heels up commie Kamala with a passion.

But I could say “I do Google to find out how to get to the restaurant”. Or “I do chew to eat”. It’s become a verb.

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MAGAmemnon 1 point ago +1 / -0

“You usually do Google to figure out where it is.” -Kamala Harris

Some people think you can’t do Google, but it is.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good to see that O.J. Simpson has bounced back and found a new career.

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NotAHandshake 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really really really really really really really hope they run her for 2024

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iSignedUpForThis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want to make fun of her at every possible chance but she said nothing wrong.

She correctly used "Google" as a verb in her previous statement and then went on to say you "do <verb>".

It's not a common usage but it wouldn't have rung any bells for me.

It's like saying, "If you want to find directions you do use Google Maps, do you not?" She's asserting a presumption of what people do.

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grandfather_nurgle 3 points ago +3 / -0

b-b-b-but, come on now

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iSignedUpForThis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard it too and thought the same. "She's trying to hold back that fake laugh!"

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ThouShallNotSteal 3 points ago +4 / -1

I googled dumb fucking jogger cunt and sure enough, cumallah owned the whole first page of results, along with joyless reid and that stupid bitch from bespn.

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Lol_Garrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's retarded and he's shit tier interviewer.

"WhY dO pEoPle nEeD tO seArCh whErE tHey cAn teSt?"

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BadManOrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

She is and sounds like a complete moron, but the context wasn't as terrible as the title makes it out.

If you want to figure out how to get get across town to get to some restaurant you heard is great, you usually do Google to find out where it is.

Doesn't sound so terrible when you type it out.

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greatresetmyc0ck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember that these are the people who criticized Trump every waking moment of his Presidency. Meanwhile the dump he took today after lunch at McDonalds has more competency and intelligence than any of these fools

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

That jizz-mop is the acting vice president. No good can come of this.

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charlesthehammer 2 points ago +2 / -0

“But we just ordered”. His question was why didn’t you order them when we had the delta surge.

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Trump1ByAlot 2 points ago +2 / -0

always thinking with her nasty vagina, you can't fuck google

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malooch 2 points ago +2 / -0

There isn’t an authentic bone in her body

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jason73ug [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

and she as had many, many bones in her body

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NazisWereSocialist 2 points ago +2 / -0

She looked stupid but what's wrong with saying "You usually do, google where to go"

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PowerLineCourier 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is racist.

According to Biden, black people don't know how to use the internet.

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FredRedd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good idea ms. vice resident. Can I also I”Do Google” to see he progress you’re making on the border crisis? You know, that very important task that you were assigned a year ago now?

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Frosty468 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not vaxxed, never been tested.

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throwawayblahblahbla 2 points ago +2 / -0

Woof. That's almost worse than her "best rapper alive" interview.

Someone please link that for everyone's entertainment.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JQC3uHSVTA

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Ishaye 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man you can hear the retard in this bitches voice.

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Icekickass 2 points ago +2 / -0

is she retarded

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raid 2 points ago +2 / -0

EDIT: Yes the VP saying it this way in embracing.

I HATE WHAT THIS POST HAS DONE TO ME. My integrity requires that I must say "she did not say anything wrong." God I wish I had not clicked on this post. Day RUINED.

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GeneralBoobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's such an ignorant fucking slut, she can't even figure you don't 'do' a tool, you use it. What a dumb bitch.

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covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes it don't be like it is, but it do google.

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ChocolateEvryday 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean....did she really not expect these specific questions? She cannot be this stupid. Out of touch for sure.

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16BeatsAOne 1 point ago +1 / -0

With POTATUS selecting her as hid VP, he doesn't get the crefdit of hiring the mentally handicapped.

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Vdog 1 point ago +1 / -0

What happened to poor people not having access to technology argument

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thisisatestof2 1 point ago +1 / -0

For giggles, I looked on Amazon for at home tests. It takes about a week to a week and a half for them to deliver them and they only have probably one kind in stock at any given time.