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dew_it 397 points ago +397 / -0

Take what to the streets? His sex doll?

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LetsG0Brandon 172 points ago +172 / -0

Plastic trash can lids, and their large dildos

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AlphaNathan 130 points ago +130 / -0

Oh gosh are they going to build a garden on cardboard again?

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LetsG0Brandon 97 points ago +97 / -0

Almost forgot about soymalia - chaz/chop

KEK!

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MagicBanana 42 points ago +42 / -0

I'd love to see Soyveit Union 2.0

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IamM 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Sister Gorbachev, tear down this fleshlight wall!"

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Valiazaner 3 points ago +3 / -0

wall is probably made of child porn mags.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean if it were you have to think the sheer amount of jizz would make it impenetrable. Like trying to drill a hole through an oyster shell.

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FAhayek 21 points ago +22 / -1

That whole shit was hilarious to watch. My buddies and I would get together and talk philosophy/politics/epistemology throughout our 20's and we'd talk about "what if there was an island where people could experiment with different systems?" and we got that with ChAz, and it played out almost exactly how we predicted. So funny to see reddit kids even in the ancap circles who comment "it was insane, within a week a dude with a gun declared himself the leader...i mean, we didn't even take a vote!" lolololol. Like dude, these people always talk about reading history books and pontificate from their basements as if they know what they're talking about....how did they not see what was going to happen?. It's also similar to what FA Hayek writes about in "The Fatal Conceit: The Errors of Socialism". Great read if you have the attention span.

EDIT: Btw, can we just take a second and look at that kid's eyes in the picture and his fake cringe smile? looks like there's a bunch of internal demons behind that face holy shit. Lookin like the next school shooter.

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CelesteD 8 points ago +8 / -0

yeah the problem with idealists is they have no real world experience with people and human nature.

you can be completely booksmart and not know how bullies will bulldoze you and anything you try to build up. also you can have no real world farming experience and be lucky to grow a blade of grass.

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FAhayek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yea, there's a reason why construction workers and people who actually do things for a living have more common sense and practicality than booksmart intellectuals. There's balance between the two of course, and right now there's it's literally the opposite. There's hate between both groups right now. Same with workers and creators. There will always be a need for labor, just as laborers need people to come up with ideas for the application of labor. What's happening right now seems to line up perfectly with what Yuri Bezmenov talked about decades ago.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

It does, it really does. It did then too, but it's accelerating right now.

Digging a little deeper into communisms playbook, they wanted to promote homosexuality too (also atheism), they specifically stated they wanted to make things so perverted, so ugly, and so bad, the enemy would eventually just give up.

Demoralization, in other words. A complete destruction of any moral value capitalism (and by extension any western country) had.

The knew this was the only way to take down a militarily superior force in the long run.

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Womp_womp 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was a black guy took over right?

Then it collapsed in a month

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FAhayek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea iirc he was also a rapper lol. The whole thing was a larp. Pure escapism from reality.

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bigmasshole 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm not a good farmer, keep trying though.

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BahamaDon 9 points ago +9 / -0

LAND BACK!

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ColonelKlink 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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bill_in_texas 25 points ago +25 / -0

"Hey, I'm sitting on it now! Wait your turn!"

~Hunter Cullen, probably

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Qteepie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cunter Hullen is more appropriate.

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SouthernParadise 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why are people afraid of these idiots again? He’s a perverted man child.

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Guruchild 6 points ago +6 / -0

They always look like posterboy cucks.

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FreedomDeliveries 3 points ago +3 / -0

they're backed by the many 3 letter agencies who over the past few years have arrmed themselves. "Why should govt admin agencies be armed?" When the free citizens are their enemy.

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

The 3 letter agencies didn't arm themselves, other than the major ones, Obama did.

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FrankWisner 9 points ago +9 / -0

ben wa inda cut

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DontArkancideMeBro 5 points ago +5 / -0

An interval part of the pantifa uniform. Don’t forget the pink panties!

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Standingoak 50 points ago +50 / -0

Ray Epps

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QuickHands 27 points ago +28 / -1

We need to go INTO the GAY BAR

  • John "Jack "Ray Epps" Murphy" Goldman
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ArchbishopofKekistan 11 points ago +11 / -0

You! I wanna take ya to a gay bar! I wanna take ya to a gay bar!

Electric Six makes catchy songs...

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Theannihilatrixx 7 points ago +7 / -0

Like Jimmy Carter, like electric underwear. Like any idea that never had a chance to go anywhere.

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Donglord 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone I shared that with asked me if Lincoln was gay

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fluffykitten 22 points ago +22 / -0

This is Gay Pepps

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Standingoak 5 points ago +5 / -0

Beau Biden , Hunter Biden, then soy boy Hunter Cullen..........shit sure runs down fast

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Ferzth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gravity and Reality are equal opportunity mofos.

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gaijin_ronin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just ask the Pope, err poop.

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Standingoak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesuits would know, all dick deep in shit.

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D__1 26 points ago +26 / -0

maybe Sesame Street.

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 21 points ago +21 / -0

She will ride on the handlebars of his Segway

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Whoopies_tds 210 points ago +210 / -0

This now has a face 👇

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken tendies and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken tendies out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do....maybe I'll fuck my Big Mike sex doll. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.

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BIG_TUNA 45 points ago +46 / -1

bro, cmon....TENDIES not nuggets...

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Operation_Trust 27 points ago +28 / -1

Lol yeah you want to talk about glowies.

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thegyropath 22 points ago +23 / -1

Now we have the face of "How do you do fellow caterpillars!"

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Ferzth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you mis-spell Felate ?

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Standingoak 1 point ago +1 / -0

It used this better a few months ago.........but they're trying still.

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QuickHands -11 points ago +8 / -19

Are you an idiot or do you just play one on this website? The original copypasta said nuggets. It's been copy/pasted thousands of times, and every single one of those times it sad nuggets

I understand being dropped on your head as a child, but what's your excuse as an adolescent?

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FrontholeEnjoyer 3 points ago +4 / -1

Maybe the mandela effect is real

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sorossockpuppet2 2 points ago +2 / -0

People change up copy pastas a little bit every time for the current situation. Reason the normal one is boring we all know every word, this keeps it different

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PaulieM91 14 points ago +14 / -0

Good boys get tendies, soyboys get nuggies

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mridion 10 points ago +10 / -0

I thought only Bill Barr got tendies and left all the nuggets

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HeavyMetalPatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bill Barr cleans his plate...and yours.

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Whoopies_tds 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ok, I fixed it and made another edit for this post 😉

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defaultskin 6 points ago +6 / -0

tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

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Tyrone_biggums 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was a cheese maker.

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Cemlub 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the MS paint hand drawn NPC charicatures are better looking than this guy.

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DJT_JR6544 98 points ago +98 / -0

Actually I'm down for that, faggot. Let's have it out and see who comes out on top. My money is on every day American patriots.

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Neutral_admin 39 points ago +39 / -0

I'm totally down to find out if his skateboard helmet, and blue rain barrel shield better withstands 124 grain FMJs or Critical Duty hollow points.

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exwhyze 17 points ago +17 / -0

Why waste ammo? That shit wouldn"t stop a claw hammer, much less a crowbar.

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Moose_Antlers 29 points ago +29 / -0

This is the kind of guy you could stop with an open-hand slap.

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DanIsSwell 28 points ago +28 / -0

Just wipe some peanut butter on his mouth, and he’ll swell up like a balloon

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SimpleMan44 4 points ago +4 / -0

This.. sorry only one updoot or I would give more…

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Speechify 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh. you have my doot, sir. well done. Most underrated comment.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 1 point ago +2 / -1

You icy cold bastard! lol

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EvJohn 1 point ago +2 / -1

KEK

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Ferzth 4 points ago +4 / -0

It appears his gay lover didn't Pimp-Slap him/her/it/cis/xer enough when ?h?e? was just a wee beta-cuck SoyBoy.

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DJT_JR6544 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best comment of the day 😂

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Randy42 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Nate Diaz special.

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exwhyze 1 point ago +1 / -0

That IS true. Once those glasses are gone he is fucked.

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TheDespotofCartoons 11 points ago +11 / -0

Crowbar: the weapon of choice for hazard suit-wearing scientists since 1998!

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Neutral_admin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I shoot paper for fun.

This would be fun AND science.

And would probably make the world s better place.

I see no waste here.

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Cyer6 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guns are for other people with guns. Pipes and bats are so much more visceral and satisfying. Medieval all the way!

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TheyLETyougrabit 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will rely on anabolic steroids and autism.

It's not a winning strategy in the long run, downvote if you must.

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business_narwhall 1 point ago +2 / -1

Be sure to train your core... otherwise you could end up with a back injury later on in life.

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exwhyze 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is something inside every man, when he grabs a weapon/tool handle in anger. That very real feeling of power, combined with adrenaline and rage, showed me exactly why folks charged into combat time and time again over millenia. It just feels good.

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TheyLETyougrabit 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want to see how it holds against anabolic steroid abuse and weaponized autism.

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WolfMaddow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tater gun

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Neutral_admin 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's for his lab goggles.

Speaking of which, I've always wondered why people who face off against antifa don't just 1-2 combo with black spray paint and mace.

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TastyTreats 26 points ago +26 / -0

Unfortunately these pussies rely on the state to protect them.

Whenever we get the balls to fight back, the cops immediately swoop in to protect the leftists.

While they are free to rape, murder and pillage every city across the country leaving bodies and billions of damage in their wake.

If we so much as throw a punch back, here comes 100 cops in riot gear swooping in immediately.

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BunnyPicnic 8 points ago +8 / -0

This kid needed to get punched in his face when he was about 13, wake him up ya know?

Faggots everywhere, not the gay kind either. Just soft, pudgy or skinny, soy boy cucks.

Do they realize who is on the opposing team? We have the hunters, fishers, bull riders, bridge builders, leathernecks, all r toughest SOBs in this country.

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DJT_JR6544 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hunters who will face freezing temperatures for days at a time to bag their prize, fisherman who will go anywhere it takes at any hour to catch their quarry, bull riders who take punishment untold from brute animals that only operate with rage, bridge builders who for 12 hours will hang suspended from ropes in uncomfortable harnesses while they engineer marvels, leathernecks nobody wants to mess with. You got that right. Toughest dudes around.

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exwhyze 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair most of the time when we build bridges, its off of a plywood float. I don't think OSHA lets us use bosun's chairs anymore. Although up in the UP of Michigan MSHA will allegedly let a man fly on the crane hook, just like the good old days.

Edit: the plywood floats are still pretty sketchy and deeply disturbing in a wind

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DJT_JR6544 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice! Sounds even more awesome.

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exwhyze 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh fuck yeah. Big infrastructure jobs are cool as hell. You get to see equipment that's rarely used for smaller work, like big ass crawler cranes and greasy old air impacts. It's a hell of a good time too.

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Faintlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had more grammar-school fistfights than him as a girl in catholic school.

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PaineThomas 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think he wants to be bottom.

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Waitafriggingminute 4 points ago +4 / -0

power bottom

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Okieshartpostdoke 88 points ago +88 / -0

If you have syringes in your profile or screen name you should be locked up in an asylum

Lmao does the 3 syringes represent how many shots he got? I cant wait to see these fill up

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Memecaliber 34 points ago +34 / -0

It's a cult. Obedience ensures social acceptance from the rest of the members. That's why these people can't wait for a social credit score: losers can finally be rewarded for doing something right for once; blind obedience.

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magnokor 12 points ago +12 / -0

3?

That would make them an "anti-vaxxer" in many countries.

If he/she really cared, they would be at 4 or 5 needles.

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Angry 8 points ago +8 / -0

Holy shit! I think you are right.

God damn they always find new gay ways to virtue signal.

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penguinjay1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

anyone gonna mention his eyes look like he is faggcine injured?

He looks like he's rung the bell 3 times , no doubt.

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DrJosephWarren 65 points ago +65 / -0

Looks like Dwight Shrute's brother who got the Downs

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Whatyougotson 21 points ago +21 / -0

We all know hes no beet farmer

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Infuriator 11 points ago +11 / -0

Beets are just a front for the exotic meat business.

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Plugthegamey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beets. Bears. Battle Star Galactica.

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bigmasshole 6 points ago +6 / -0

dwight(character) was definitely not a leftist. Not sure about mos, or moze or moses. Guaranteed all downs are right leaning.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

*Mose

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bigmasshole 2 points ago +2 / -0

I should know because I watch everything with closed captioning on, though in all fairness, the closed caption people can be sketchy.

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reagan2024 55 points ago +55 / -0

With a face like that I think I'd be a mask advocate.

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boreal_storm 38 points ago +38 / -0

"The last time I saw a face like that, it had a hook in its mouth."

--Rodney Dangerfield

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PissJugActual 19 points ago +19 / -0

The last time I saw a face like that, it had another dude's dick in its mouth.

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BigIronBigIron 14 points ago +14 / -0

You watched a guy blow another guy?

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PissJugActual 14 points ago +14 / -0

You see some strange things when you've previously worked in an adult correctional facility.

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elmerecido 9 points ago +9 / -0

This sounds so Adam Sandler.

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"

you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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LearnAboutRoaches 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I seen him!"

RIP Bob

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Fenianlad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Desperados waiting for a train.

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QuickHands 2 points ago +3 / -1

Le Liminal Order Army has arrived

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

When you get a shirt like that that give you free soup

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Jack_NC 5 points ago +5 / -0

RIP r/punchablefaces.

this little incel would have been prime laughingstonk.

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reddeadpill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Careful, he’s got that retard strength.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 37 points ago +37 / -0

Good luck you Irate Gamer looking fuck.

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RabidZoo 27 points ago +27 / -0

Gay-mer

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D__1 24 points ago +24 / -0

Gamer in the streets, Lamer in the sheets

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anotherthing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looks like he needs to take to the shower.

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Patriot_Dave 25 points ago +25 / -0

So this is who has been canvasing the gas pumps for Brandon stickers!

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TheDonWon 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hunter Cullem’ 😂

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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South_Florida_Guy 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm scared. Hold me.

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reagan2024 14 points ago +14 / -0

Make sure to wear a mask and socially distance when you take to the streets.

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Cdope45 13 points ago +13 / -0

By streets he means behind his computer screen in his mom's basement protected by Twitter overlords.

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Nate143 13 points ago +14 / -1

The brown shirt checks out

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D__1 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm sure there's a matching streak in his whitey tighties that his poor mom can't get out.

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Space_Force 12 points ago +12 / -0

Buddy, save some of that pussy for the rest of us.

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Theannihilatrixx 3 points ago +3 / -0

You may need to clarify if front hole or back hole in this instance.

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Lord_Nekro 9 points ago +9 / -0

Did a bunch of bees sting the left side of this chud's face?

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TrumpAndGodWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's just some "mild" cancer and clots.

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penguinjay1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was gonna mention it, dude looks like he "recovered" previously from faggcine injury.

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NYRepublican72 8 points ago +8 / -0

This stupid vaxtard wants to get in the streets, not socially distanced, to fight people having a choice whether to vax, when his vax right now is bullshit and doesn't work. Enjoy COVID, you stupid cuck.

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Tellman125 5 points ago +5 / -0

vaxtard

Gonna be using the term a lot, starting right now

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TanfoglioStock2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ah the streets…… just as useless as the internet to cry on. At least streets provide exercise.

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least_counties_ever 7 points ago +7 / -0

The street? With all that harmful UV radiation? He means go online and tell others to take to the streets.

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PaulReveresHorse 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bring your inhaler.

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DemonkkkRatSlavers 7 points ago +7 / -0

Are the streets having a sale on trafficked children or something? I don't care, just asking for a current coup installed President.

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Invictus1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy soybeans, Batman!

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1madhillbilly 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably not a good idea. People are tired of all the B.S. But have at it.

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oldhankdonald 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can’t wait for the MS Paint portrait memes of this one

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penguinjay1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope to see him prominently displayed and immortalized as a soy ree/cuckface npc black and white. He's got plenty of features to work with.

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ItDoesntDoThat 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's actually the kind of retard that truly hurts people.

Normal faggots are dangerous in groups. This person is clearly the pinnacle of social development and would never totally over react in an entirely imaginative, self-contrived fantasy of what 'take to the streets' means.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bet it has backne.

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Pepelosi 6 points ago +6 / -0

To the streets = sucking dick for $5.

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Jack_NC 2 points ago +2 / -0

"OK, you drive a hard bargain. Free it is!" -- beta cuckboy

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Pepelosi 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s more reality…

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goldwater4ever 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish they fuckin would take to the streets..

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King4 0 points ago +1 / -1

The fck? you deleted your ghana post? Why!?

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goldwater4ever 1 point ago +2 / -1

Too many naysayers and doom posts over its authenticity lol

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RachetQueen2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

I almost feel sorry for the lad looking at him. However, then I remember he wants me dead for not complying.

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Keiichi81 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine wanting to stage a protest because the government isn’t being allowed to be fascist enough.

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Need4Pede 5 points ago +5 / -0

This dude would go down with one swing. He'd never be able to handle an angry dad with little to lose our protecting his family.

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PissJugActual 3 points ago +3 / -0

That pudgy little queer wouldn't be able to handle a 2nd week white belt from my gym.

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bringbackthe80s 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is the pic from his nambla membership card?

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YodaBannon 4 points ago +4 / -0

People like this really exist? Clownworld ahhhhhhhhh

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NeverTwitterer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I scanned through his twitter breifly. Dude is literally on twitter all day. Activity at evey hour. Sad.

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daty_dato 4 points ago +4 / -0

So it's not about covid if his solution is to take to the streets? I guess riots stop covid?

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Angry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me kicking his ass would cure my fever. Wouldn't help him though, which I'm ok with.

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farangbak 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am literally shaking................rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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webthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Antifa Retard Division. (ARD)

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ByeByeProgs 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel bad that democrats use retards

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MAGATRON2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

God I hope it’s my street

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Dudemanfoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some one should tell him sucking dick on a public street is against the law.

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TommyJarvis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take to the streets to protest bidets power grab

Sounds about right.

I’m sure his keyboard will suffice

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Trythisagain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Saddle up your Pretty Ponies!

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sustainable_saltmine 4 points ago +4 / -0

He looks like his weapon of choice in the battle would be his sister's OhMyBod🤣

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CovfefeVideo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Waiting to see if that was his final tweet...

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n0w0y 3 points ago +3 / -0

Little switch around with the letters and Colon hunter was born

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I_Got_Hairy_Legs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does he think this is the Westside Story remake?

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ThunderInYourHeart 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tough guy alert!

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Keep_on_winning_kag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn save some pussy for the rest of us.

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NucaCola 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet this little boy still wears footy pajamas and gets goodnight kisses from his mommy while he cuddles up with his anime waifu body pillow before bedtime.

Because his mother and imaginary girlfriend are the only affection he gets from women.

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MAGA_____bitches 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hollywood Boulevard maybe