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ThisBlowsChunks 57 points ago +57 / -0

That's AWESOME!! Congratulations and a long and healthy life full of joy for him!

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ForsakenForeskin 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don’t off my updoot for your comment but for your username

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Mungo 7 points ago +8 / -1

This

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IForgotMyPasswordFud 29 points ago +29 / -0

Congratulations! What's his name? If I may ask.

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Ridiculousposter [S] 45 points ago +45 / -0

Liam.

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Just_An_Idahoan 25 points ago +25 / -0

Keep the babies coming! We gotta out pace the anchor one's. 😌

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thebest2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

I need some girl names. Hurrry!!!

Also congrats!!

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Pederella 10 points ago +10 / -0

Be sure to check the initials of any name combo you consider. Francine Abigail Grant.....πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…

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BunkerHill 4 points ago +5 / -1

Pamela Mary Smith

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EllemenoP 6 points ago +7 / -1

DEMELZA

it's an ancient Welsh name akin to Elizabeth meaning 'Fortress upon the Hill'. In other words, she will stand strong and apart from others and not compromise her virtue. Nicknames can be Demmy, Mellie, or Ellie.

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The_kool_mom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Poldark fan? Demelza was my favorite character!

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EllemenoP 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh absolutely - but I was neutral about the name until I learned the meaning of it. I loved the meaning. I just love Welsh names in general too. :)

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WhoMeTwo 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ruth

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Pederella 4 points ago +5 / -1

Boudicca. Or look through Biblical names. Many strong women. Nothing ending in Y or I. Nothing on the most popular list.

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FuckingWiseCracker 2 points ago +3 / -1

Camille! I love that name for some reason. ;-)

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NZbacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Karen!

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thebest2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck you. Haha

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AmazinKrackin2 6 points ago +6 / -0

In his class he will probably have 3 Liams and 4 Emmas.

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DeuteronomyTwentyone 4 points ago +4 / -0

πŸ’•πŸ’• congrats!!!! πŸ’•πŸ’•

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left_reddit_for_this 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats! One thing we really use for our kids when they're babies is puppy pads. Sounds weird but they are super cheap and great for blow outs and diaper changes in random places. Always have a few in the diaper caddy and diaper bag. I promise you won't regret it!

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KuzoKevin 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hear "Fouch" is trending.

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IForgotMyPasswordFud 10 points ago +10 / -0

HAH! What sucks most is that I dunno if you're joking.

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KuzoKevin 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've got a female rescue dog named "John".

Give Fouch a strong middle name... like Chad, but call him Fouch until he puts on a dress and brains you with a hammer at his ballet recital.

Let him decide.

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magamagashii 17 points ago +17 / -0

Free from the death vax because of our fighting. Next up, making sure he NEVER has to sit there and listen to how racist he is because of CRT. No worries fren, we will get there.

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boreal_storm 16 points ago +16 / -0

I looked for a cigar emoji, but apparently those are verboten. Please accept this bread stick as the closest facsimile available:

πŸ₯–

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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swift_water 14 points ago +14 / -0

Congratulations!!! My wife and I are trying right now ourselves.

Marriage and having children is a gift directly from God, a small slice of heaven he promised to share with us.

I'm so happy for you!

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AmazinKrackin2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good luck fren God will provide for you.

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TheSonOfGadsden 13 points ago +13 / -0

Congrats πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸΊπŸŽ‰

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TanfoglioStock2 12 points ago +12 / -0

So happy for ya.

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britbitch 12 points ago +12 / -0

awesome news pede !!!!!!!!!!! huge congratulations to you , your wife and you new baby boy - welcome to the world !

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Toecutter7N6 12 points ago +12 / -0

Great job patriot!!

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KuzoKevin 11 points ago +11 / -0

God bless you and your family, Fren!

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snuggs316 11 points ago +11 / -0

welcome to the world, baby boy! well done, mama! congratulations parents! enjoy this special time together. God bless!

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elvisbird 10 points ago +10 / -0

Congratulations πŸ‘ to you and your wife.

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Joeshmoe91 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congratulations brother!

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Throwmeaway1235 8 points ago +8 / -0

Congratulations, and welcome to the little dude!

When you’re totally wiped out, exhausted and on the verge of collapse just remember that in a couple years you’re going to look back on it with pride and wish time would slow down. Being a parent is hard, but incomparably wonderful.

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Pissed_American 1 point ago +1 / -0

Especially when he's got his first fever and screams all night and day. I'm exhausted.(got a 9 month old)

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Throwmeaway1235 2 points ago +2 / -0

Username checks out πŸ˜‚

Don’t worry, it gets easier lol

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DangerousAmerican76 7 points ago +7 / -0

Peak Americanism

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hiddensfinger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Congrats, dont let them vaxx drop as a newborn.

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Ridiculousposter [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

They gave him what I got when I was born. I was adamant about nothing covid related

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Giving hepatitis shots to a new born is ridiculous.

The way you get hep Is IV drug use and gay sex. Should not allow that toxic shit near children!

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WenOli311 7 points ago +7 / -0

πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ™πŸ»Congratulations

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jerodatgm 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congrats, fren! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™

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LessSwampMoreMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congratulations!

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spezholio 6 points ago +6 / -0

First baby? Congratulations. Send flowers to your wife in her hospital room. It doesn't matter if she has a dozen floral arrangements in her room already. If Y-O-U don't also give her flowers, you'll be sorry for about the next decade or two.

Ask me how I know.

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Drael 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do you know?

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spezholio 1 point ago +1 / -0

My wife reminds me about it.

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Drael 2 points ago +2 / -0

You gave her the baby so other people would give her flowers. It was all part of your plan.

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itsmeDonnaP2021 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congratulations πŸΎπŸ’™

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Bullwinkle 6 points ago +6 / -0

And so you should be on cloud 9. Congratulations to you and your wife. Blessings to the little one and his family.

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RonohWrathmore 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congratulation! Use the Constitution as an early bed time story, if time allows :) God Bless your Family

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MrSir 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll take a SHOT for that!

EDIT: It was Stillhouse spiced cherry whiskey. Its very drinkable. And comes in a fun steel oil can bottle

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TrumpIsMyyPresident 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats Fren!!!

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j2daeww 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mazel tov!!

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GA_Logic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats!

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J_Doe 5 points ago +5 / -0

gratz fren

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Donkeyballs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congratulations buddy! Take care of that little Patriot! Give him a hug from dot win!

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JustInTime2_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congrats.

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FuckingWiseCracker 4 points ago +4 / -0

CONGRATULATIONS, FREN!!!!

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anticlown 4 points ago +4 / -0

based and fatherpilled

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LiskaEman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congratulations, so happy for you and your wife and so excited for you two!

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PopMaca 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congrats! On Orthodox New Years Eve

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RoosterRaiser 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congratulations Dad!!! and Mom, of course. Thank you for Making America Great!

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JohnCocktoastin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congrats! Here's to him kicking your ass for the foreseeable future! Cheers!

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Susurro 4 points ago +4 / -0

πŸ™πŸΎ

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WhoMeTwo 4 points ago +4 / -0

CONGRATULATIONS!

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NC_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congratulations!!

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EllemenoP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yippee!!! Baby Boy Pede Warrior training phase one begins! God is good!

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Omniswifey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations how is momma doing

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Ridiculousposter [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

She had a C-section. She got patched up and they're both resting. Doctor said he was too big, 9 lbs and it would have been impossible to do it naturally. He is strong and has a full head of hair like his momma and grandma.

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RyanUpCreek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations on the healthy boy. Cheers pede

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Awan-CIA-Car-Lot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations!!

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ForsakenForeskin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mini MAGA !!!!

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Damsel_in_dystopia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aww congrats!

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ArkansasMaven 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yay! Gid bless you and your precious family, pede.

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Ridiculousposter [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks fren