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FrontholeEnjoyer 322 points ago +325 / -3

If you are ugly and people can no longer see your ugliness then yes

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FishyMan420 149 points ago +159 / -10

Keep in mind women consider the vast majority of men unattractive because the vast majority of women have extremely high standards and think they deserve Prince Charming. So when she can't see his face she can imagine anything she wants.

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Mouthpounder 56 points ago +61 / -5

Over 80%..... but not for nothing like 60+% of dudes are overweight and out of shape soooo get your fat lazy ass in the gym

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FishyMan420 90 points ago +92 / -2

To be fair even more women than that are overweight themselves.

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Kholland65 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah the vast majority of adults are overweight or obese. 34% of men are overweight, and 27% of females are. 43% of Ken are obese and 41% of women are obese, and of those 6% of men are severely obese and 11% of women are severely obese.

As someone who is now single and in pretty good shape, I have disdain for fat people. I find it totally disgusting and rather fuck my hand than a fat chick.

I also find it extremely offensive because I’m a very short guy, it’s a curse, and I would do anything to change it, because if I was 6ft, I would clean the fuck up. But I can’t change my night no matter how hard I might be willing to work for it. A fat person though has every ability to change their situation and when they choose not to it’s a slap in the face to people like me who would gladly trade places to have something I could actually change. It seems like a sick joke to give a lazy person the physical ailment they can fix, and the hard working person the ailment they can’t. So fuck fat people, put the fucking fork down, eat a salad, and get off the fucking coach every once and a while.

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MerlynTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

how they supposed to eat a salad, if they put the fork down?

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SPEDMan64 9 points ago +9 / -0

Go out in the yard and graze like the fat cows they are?

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Kholland65 2 points ago +2 / -0

Touché

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Maga2020Maga2020 4 points ago +5 / -1

cleaning up as in having pussy thrown at him

He is short and needs to make up for it with a ton of cash.

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Kholland65 1 point ago +2 / -1

Which I also don’t really have (or appear to have) because I work in an industry that is not known to be lucrative for most people. I’m not a doctor or a lawyer, let’s put it that way. I actually have a scenery better worth for my age because my dad is a financial advisor so I’ve always managed and invested my money well, and I work hard having a full time job and a freelance business. But on the surface that’s hard to show unless I pull out a tax return and my bank statement on dates. All people see is the job title and assume I’m probably broke because most people in my field are.

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Kholland65 3 points ago +4 / -1

It’s a slang phrase meaning I would get lots of women. It would help me long term in the sense that I could actually get more dates and relationships than I’m currently getting that could eventually turn into marriage. I’ve literally had women tell me to my face that they would totally date me if I was taller (I’m 5”4). When I was young I was the guys who ever girl wanted their BF to be like, but just wouldn’t date me because I’m short. Pretty much in today’s environment with seemingly unlimited choices, no semi attractive female is going to settle for a short guy when they have plenty of tall guys at their finger tips. I’ve even seen plenty of 5’1 checks say “sorry height matters even though I’m short” in their online dating profiles. So basically I’m left without the desperate women who don’t have the luxury to be picky about height.

So again, if I could go to the gym a few days a week and change my diet to grow taller, I wouldn’t even think twice about it. As it stands just about the only way to grow taller is through extremely invasive surgery that involved cutting your leg bones, pulling them apart and putting steel rods that you slowly expand as the bones heal back together. Extremely expensive, painful, and you’re basically in a wheel chair for 6mo. It’s really meant for people with serious abnormalities, not someone who just wants to be a few inches taller.

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ConfederateFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

damn m8. I feel for ya.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hamplanets and Hamplanetoids have no room to speak on laziness.

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NEETpride 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao good point

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Julia_J -8 points ago +7 / -15

In America, Canada or the UK maybe. But the rest of the advanced world... no.

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lostremote- 12 points ago +12 / -0

Back to Reddit

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek this guy doesn't know about Chinese obesity statistics, or Mexico's. This isn't 1980.

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UpTrump 0 points ago +1 / -1

Deport!

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Bax101 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yea I gotta get back in. Took my first office job 5 years ago and lost all my motivation. Prior to this job I was outside all the time and doing hard labor. Kept me going strong and than I'd go take MMA. Now I dream about working out only to drive home make dinner and sleep.

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War_Hamster 18 points ago +18 / -0

That's why I start my day with a workout. Gets the metabolism and beta endorphins going and I'm in a better mood all day.

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tom_machine 3 points ago +5 / -2

Weird. My body only produces ALPHA endorphins. To each his own, I guess.

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Tbonius45maximus 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂😂😂👌

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feed on the beta endorphins.

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tom_machine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Touché.

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prayinpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always rationalize working out in the morning is bad because i dont have any fuel but it seems to be the best time. Also i think T.levels are typically higher in the morning

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a great way to start the day.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

To lose weight, you do that in the kitchen.

I had a similar experience to you, in that I worked construction before Bush imploded the economy and Obama's policies only made it worse.

Went from carrying a half ton of tile up two flights of stairs on a typical Tuesday to 3 part time minimum wage jobs, working 60-70 hours a week, and studying for IT certifications in my spare time.

Ended up getting an IT job and started packing on the pounds, roughly 5-10 pounds a year, because I didn't stop eating like a construction worker.

When the "pandemic" started, I decided to lose the weight. Unlike most people who have gained weight since 2020, I've already lost 6 inches on my waist, and did it through intermittent fasting (only ate between 12PM-6:30PM most days, even though I technically had an 8 hour feeding window from 12PM-8PM) and then switching from that to OMAD (One meal a day).

Finally getting to the point where I can start working out again without being in danger of tearing a ligament or something and plan on starting up soon, but that won't be to lose weight directly. More muscle will increase my resting metabolism, however.

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RuleoVicus 20 points ago +21 / -1

The average man can no longer do a pull up.

I knew a coworker, 24/26? that couldn't do a single fucking push-up using my Perfect Push-ups (lol Seen on TV products sometimes pan out well, don't knock!).

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Smarmcastic 17 points ago +17 / -0

You don't need to do a push up when you can press the "X" button.

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undepressor 8 points ago +8 / -0

X

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Mintap 6 points ago +6 / -0

-men

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StealthToddler 3 points ago +3 / -0

mutantgenetherapy

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

x-MEN = FORMERLY MEN

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schnazzmizzle 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wAnT tO bE pLeAsInG tO mY qUeEn. FaTtY

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Friend_of_John_Galt 14 points ago +14 / -0

If flowers could leave, that metaphor would be more relevant.

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Faulkner 9 points ago +9 / -0

Flowers can’t scream “get off me!” if they don’t like the bee.

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FlexPowerhouse 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's why you need to be stronger. lol :( bad joke but true.

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NEETpride 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol nice rape joke

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Faulkner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or just fatter.

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FuckingWiseCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahaha! (This is why I frequent this place.)

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LugNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

hey , make like a tree and ,,,

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PortugueseMamaC 4 points ago +4 / -0

I agree! More important to be symmetrical, healthy, a good provider, and intelligent :)

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AngelMark 32 points ago +32 / -0

I was a bridesmaid in a wedding in Nov 2020 and I was flirting w a hot guy who was a waiter for a wedding shower we put together at this fancy restaurant in Oct 2020. He had a mask on and his eyes were piercing and he kept helping us w decorations setting up the gifts etc. I flirted w him all day it was so fun. 4 hours later as we were cleaning up he took his mask off and WHOA! He was scary looking without it! I couldn’t believe it! My flirting w masked men ended that day!

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Alexbella 35 points ago +35 / -0

I saw a guy today in the parking lot at Kroger. He looked attractive but he was wearing a mask outside which is a massive turnoff to me. I automatically thought, WEAK loser, even though he was tall and well built. Someone standing up for our rights and not wearing the mask anywhere is attractive to me. Those are the strong everyday heroes to me.

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Tentontommy 20 points ago +20 / -0

Same with women and huge sunglasses. Have learned that lesson a few times, it's camouflage.

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Wholelottarosie1776 5 points ago +8 / -3

Camo for what? I love sunglasses because I can people watch and judge without getting stabbed. Lol

I'm attractive with or without them on.

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Meddlesom 6 points ago +6 / -0

I gotta agree with Tentontommy... those huge sunglasses make women look ridiculous. Alright, that's not exactly what he said, but besides thinking it makes people look ridiculous, I instantly have a distrust of people who hide their eyes like that.

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Wholelottarosie1776 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fair enough. I attract crazy. I've been stabbed in the face on the 2 train in the Bronx because i was literally sitting there minding my business. I made eye contact and it was a wrap. I have big, beautiful brown eyes and a very kind, warm soul that radiates love and people flock to that. They look at me as feel they can start talking or touching. Children, men, women, doesn't matter the race or age. So i wear sunglasses or a hood to protect my energy. The eyes are the window to the soul and apparently my windows are floor to ceiling with no curtains.

I don't wear them at night or inside but out in Public, I rock my shades.

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COLDWARPATRIOT55 2 points ago +3 / -1

Some people are very sensitive to the sun. I’ve worn sunglasses since I was 4. And mine look goooood.

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FuckingWiseCracker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lolz! "Without getting stabbed." Yep. I have a sunglasses arsenal for this very purpose.

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Wholelottarosie1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sunglasses are the best way to observe everything and stay aware.

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Tentontommy 0 points ago +3 / -3

You feeling attacked? Camouflage for being ugly, just like the story I replied to of the man in the mask being ugly, when he took off mask.

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Wholelottarosie1776 3 points ago +4 / -1

What? Why are you coming for me like that? First of all I am attractive so I don't feel attacked. I don't wear a mask or make up so what you see is what you get. And I explained in my previous response to you a big reason why I wear them....because I was literally stabbed in the face for making eye contact with a crazy woman.

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PortugueseMamaC 4 points ago +4 / -0

GOOD! they reveal their weakness by wearing them.

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notCIA 22 points ago +22 / -0

And a huge chunk of women are liberals, so the face diaper makes their emotions feel good.

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Brobold 20 points ago +20 / -0

My money is they knew the "correct answer" and chose it to look good.

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ADAM_SCHITT 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or they polled a bunch of pangender queer lesbians from the university.

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Amateurgynecologist 3 points ago +3 / -0

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ThePowerOfPrayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

A little of A and a little of B.

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notCIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely this as well. Can't have the interrogators judgin you.

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Slugbert 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s how their minds operate. You make them feel bad (by confronting them on their shitty behavior, say), then YOU are bad.

There’s a name for that pathological behavior but I can’t recall what it is.

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Kholland65 3 points ago +3 / -0

This I feel is the most logical explanation for this outcome, assuming it’s true. Women more often than not are liberal because well…emotions and stuff. So I believe it’s as simple as liberal women like seeing a guy wear a mask because to them it makes them think he’s compassionate. But that’s why they say “women are sheep, and men are pigs”.

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notCIA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not to mention they probably did their entire survey inside the city of New York to make sure it is as liberal biased as possible.

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Scooby721 9 points ago +9 / -0

Here here woof woof as men, yeah.

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

..got my interest.....

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ColonelKlink 27 points ago +27 / -0

I still think they are lying about this "study". They are always trying to coerce people with propaganda.

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Guruchild 16 points ago +16 / -0

“I think the media is lying!” Kek

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notCIA 5 points ago +5 / -0

😱

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Tip-O-Matic 6 points ago +6 / -0

I agree, 100%.

The media's (or whoever is running all this) main problem is they don't realize that at this point in all this, anyone not wearing a mask, or not injected, is not susceptible to their propaganda. It's been two years, and we've all become hardened/skeptical to anything they have to say, if we even read/listen to them at all.

A small local and independent new org released a story saying that this neighboring county's health department is upping their outreach efforts to get to vaccination holdouts. Same problem - at this point, no one is on the fence. We haven't gotten it yet, and we're not going to. The idiots don't know how to take no for an answer, and they think they have influence over us.

This is just one more gift that Trump gave to many of as he opened our eyes to the evils of the world.

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RussianBot6969 3 points ago +3 / -0

Read the second bullet point: The women were asked to rank men's faces with different items covering them.

In other words, it sounds like masks won out, not over an uncovered face, but over faces covered with other things. What other things? Given the obvious propagandistic nature of the study, I'd guess it was even more ridiculous items. "Does he look better with a face mask or a Klan hood? How about a face mask versus a burlap sack?" Wow! Face mask came out ahead!

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deplorable-d00d 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cardiff

They're not lying. It's ENGLAND, ffs. They have the worst fucking teeth on the planet. Of course if you cover that nasty shit up you'll appear better looking in someone else's head!

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thunderpussy 18 points ago +18 / -0

Some of these swamp donkeys and ham beasts will need to get X-large, body size masks, lead lined, to pull that off......

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HockeyMom4Trump 18 points ago +18 / -0

This. It is as simple as that. But otherwise, no. Brad Pitt is not gonna be more attractive with a mask on. Come on,

But yes. Adam Schiff is more attractive asked up. Especially if whatever he says is muffled through the mask.

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onepointtwentyonegws 21 points ago +21 / -0

But Adam Schiff has them crazy eyes. He’d need a blindfold as well to be deemed remotely attractive.

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RuleoVicus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sanpaku eyes

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, Schiff's crazy bug eyes would probably be even more disturbing if that's the only part of his face you could see.

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notCIA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stole the words out of my mouth.

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COLDWARPATRIOT55 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are eyes from a demon. He is filled with them.

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Wanderlust 13 points ago +14 / -1

Truth! My labs required masks for a year. For a few weeks of year two we didn't. It was astonishing. So. Many. Uggos.

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arminius009- 88 points ago +88 / -0

"...ranks mens faces with different items covering them "
Sooo...a completely contrived premise.

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culpfiction 58 points ago +58 / -0

Face masks come in first place.

A close second only to a swarm of Bees.

Third, clown makeup.

Other items that fewer women found attractive on a man's face:

  • Spaghetti-O's

  • Glitter

  • Cardboard box

  • KKK hood

  • Literal huggies diapers

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Necrovoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

A close second only to a swarm of Bees

What about the swarm of bees beard and no mask?

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ParticleCannon 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Fauci said the bees inhale all the coronavirus, it would be required but not for another week for some reason

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Necrovoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

it would be required but not for another week for some reason

If Fauci required it the same week, it would generate too much buzz.

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ParticleCannon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bee what you did there

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya that always got me, the arbitrary time lines.

"These PCR tests are shit, they cant tell the difference between covid and the regular old flu! So we will keep using them for 6 months, for some reason.:

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x79q3pb 1 point ago +1 / -0

And only in certain environments.

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SupremeDearLeader2 1 point ago +1 / -0

While standing but not sitting

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ParticleCannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

We all know when you're eating coronavirus goes away

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Steady3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cheeto dust didn't rank?

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AlphaOmaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Define “woman” in these tests.

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SupremeDearLeader2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha :) also who paid for this " test" some Chinese mask manufacturer ie Fauci ???

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PaineThomas 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's like we became a Muslim culture with opposite rules.

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Lurker404 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's just how women work.

A while ago some dating site ran a survey that found women rate something like 80-90% of men as "below average" in attractiveness. Women have a massively skewed perception of reality. Thus if you hide reality things get more realistic.

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Jkend0740 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Hallmark movie mindset. There are random princes floating around marrying average looking single mothers

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talltellmanson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right? What else did they use? Those fake mustaches with the glasses attached? Gas masks? Chewbaca masks?

And a study of 43 women? That's not a study of any kind.

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freeamerica4ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

So was the mask the least gay thing they put over their faces? Were the others rhinestone-studded women's thongs?

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Bigbadchows 80 points ago +81 / -1

lul, that dude's face says pleaese kill me.

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thunderpussy 35 points ago +35 / -0

He's already dead inside anyway.....

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Whimpy13 13 points ago +13 / -0

'Hide the pain'-Harolds son? 😄

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chelthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

All that literal shaking will do that to a person

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GreyKnight 41 points ago +41 / -0

"People who only drink kool aid only like other people who only drink kool aid"

Studies come out of cities...what are the chances...

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No_cucks 11 points ago +11 / -0

Cities, enough said.

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AlphaNathan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Universities.

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DefKon1 33 points ago +33 / -0

43 women...out of 3 Billion. Well that's not biased..🤔🇺🇲

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DontArkancideMeBro 18 points ago +19 / -1

43 cat cohabitators.

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BatmanForTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

And the comparison was not mask vs no mask, it's mask vs other face coverings,

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Forgototherpassword 8 points ago +8 / -0

30 Karen's agree

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DefKon1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol.. Polled the University lunch room..

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9moreyears 32 points ago +32 / -0

with different items covering them

what were the other items? Duct tape and a Kamala mask?

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ChocolateEvryday 3 points ago +3 / -0

Creepy BTK-esque masks maybe

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DonnieRamesJio 24 points ago +25 / -1

43 women totally constitutes a complete study, but congrats on being the first post to feature quadruple comments as opposed to double posts in the feeds

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ShadowyMrBlank 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their method was probably to pick the ugliest dudes they could find to NOT wear masks, then hire some male models to wear them, and then poof....they got results they want.

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BatmanForTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nope, they all had something covering their faces, the 43 women they asked just preferred the mask over the other options, 😂, they thought we wouldn't read passed the headline, this is just a waste of time lol

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

But why male models?

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Double chins in the feed.

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CloakAndDagger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly my thought. A sample size of 1000+ is representative, getting 43 twitteratis to call unmasked men ugly nazis is not.

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680-EVIL 22 points ago +22 / -0

My based wife says men wearing masks are girliemen and unattractive.

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SouthernParadise 13 points ago +13 / -0

She’s so right. I won’t even make eye contact with a masked man (man: used to denote biological makeup only).

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BlackLightsMatter2 18 points ago +18 / -0

To Chunk Yogurt maybe. TYT

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Inquisitor_Corvus 0 points ago +1 / -1

Chunk only loves horses. No, really, he loooooves horses. He said so on a broadcast.

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brotatofarmer 13 points ago +17 / -4

Lol. Fucking 2020 people were here talking about how they noticed that the 4s that worked as cashiers suddenly became 7s in masks.

So yes. It can help butterfaces.

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artifex_mundi_x 13 points ago +13 / -0

I am realizing most studies are fake, cherry-picked. Here just reading the fact that they asked to rank men wearing different items covering their faces, the conclusion is probably that a facemask looks more sexy than a burka or a clown mask. Then the title makes it seem like the mask is more sexy than being unmasked. This is their misdirection 101.

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Obvious 12 points ago +12 / -0

If you look at the actual study, it's retarded. It was an online study with 43 undergraduate Psychology students. 40 of 43 were white and they were between 18 and 24 years old. Definitely no bias in any of that. They used shitty photoshops, and they found a notebook covering this guy's face to be more attractive than his plain face. Attractiveness between a notebook and a cloth mask were statistically comparable. The Guardian article on this says "The participants said those wearing a cloth mask were significantly more attractive than the ones with no masks or whose faces were partly obscured by the book." but if you look at the chart from the study, this is just false. They're lying.

https://cognitiveresearchjournal.springeropen.com/articles/10.1186/s41235-021-00351-9#Sec4

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ikuyas 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Fig 1 totally makes the one without a mask more attractive because the guy has relatively attractive face.

What if comparing the case in mask that covers a whole face, and no mask. I wonder which one is more attractive. Or compare a mask and sunglasses to no mask. We can examine at which point, more face starts becoming attractive.

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vicentezo04 1 point ago +1 / -0

The confidence intervals overlap lol

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artifex_mundi_x 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone else linked the study, the data presented doesn't even support their finding. They very often conjure up studies that confirm their narrative like this. Other studies that have other outcomes that don't support their narrative are either discarded or reframed. For example a study that finds all-male teams outperform mixed-gender teams at everything, restructure the study to find that the mixed-gender teams had some subjective better communication metric and publish that. This is unfortunately the shoddy state of 'science' nowadays.

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artifex_mundi_x 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is possible but the study explicitly did not find this: "The analysis did not reveal a statistically significant interaction effect between base attractiveness and occlusion". So it's a straight up lie.

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Kavvfefe 11 points ago +12 / -1

Turns men into disgusting mouth breathers

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sustainable_saltmine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah they don't necessarily go into detail here, they just say this Welsh university "asked 43 women". No background on the "women" anything like that

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Johnny_Treason 8 points ago +8 / -0

'Concealing half your face makes you more attractive'.

Not exactly a fucking compliment, is it?

Why not just go all the way and wear a gimp mask all the time? You'll have to fight them off with a stick...

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

filthy neckbeards have entered the chat

"What's this? I can hide myself to be more attractive to liberals wamyns?"

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Faintlight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Female speaking - I'm repulsed by seeing them.

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Norma_Bates 7 points ago +7 / -0

The only time a face mask would make me find a man attractive is if he his also in scrubs in the middle of surgery trying to save someone's life.

Other types of sexy occupations that require a type of face mask:

-Firefighter

-Welder

-Navy Seal

-Catcher on a baseball team

But walking down the street to protect yourself from...air, makes my ovaries die a little.

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MLGS 6 points ago +6 / -0

They should be embarrassed to publish a study with a sample size of 43 psych undergrads from a university in Wales.

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justicein2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone i see in a mask i assume is SICK and stay the fuck away from them.

Sick. sick in the head. whatever. some form of sick. stay away from them.

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finscreenname 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be honest most women look better behind a mask.

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BidenCrimeFamily 6 points ago +6 / -0

And the face shield sized sunglasses

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CT2099 5 points ago +5 / -0

I dunno, when they can't see a liberal man's weak chin, scraggly facial hair, and chapped lips, i think they'd naturally rank them higher with the mask.

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Alcibiades1473 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its true because the subjects of the study are all libtards whose pupils dilate when they see others conforming and wearing masks

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Tx4wheel2 5 points ago +5 / -0

clearly really ugly people were in charge of this study

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1776ThereIsaidIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am at the point that I just have to block clown world out and deal with it when I encounter it directly.

I generally don't wear a mask but there a few places that are vitally important that I must go to that require a mask and I must comply like the doctor or city state and county government buildings.

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

To the same sex.

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SaltySentient 4 points ago +4 / -0

To other cucks.

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HappyHolidaysSeeKyle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wear a cloth mask in Manhattan because NYC smells like a melange of garlic b.o., rotting garbage, and shit. That’s on a good day. The mask cuts the effect a little. That’s really the only reason to wear a mask. (I have to work in the city. I go in, then I GTFO.)

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R-A-T-S- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah there has been a few times I've been glad to have a bandana around my neck to use as mask. Smelly hobos and such. And this one time we got a dust storm I had my full face mask on to brave the grit.

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Lion-Party-Rising 3 points ago +3 / -0

If covering your face makes you more attractive, you've got bigger problems to worry about than the Kung Flu.

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johnfist1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably just copy pasta from the Brits. The Big Book of British Teeth. Kudos if you get the reference.

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bigbossman2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hides meth teeth.

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Susurro 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Not being able to see your face makes you attractive!"

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PaineThomas 3 points ago +3 / -0

All this screams is "govern me harder, daddy."

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Paleo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fully believe it makes this author feel more attractive. But it's wrong to project that onto others

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Lilyfarmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I see a man wearing a mask, I assume he's a little bitch.

-some woman, somewhere

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PatriotSkorzeny 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Mask hot”.

Same principle as a “deployment 8 is a real world 3.”

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UnstableGoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a British publication so those guys would be better off hiding them weak ass teeth

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R-A-T-S- 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, you have the same thought I do

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Postal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't this technically transphobic and insensitive making the assumption of the gender for the person you are attracting? REEEE

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Wintergreen 2 points ago +2 / -0

From the same people that brought you "women reach their sexual peak at 40".

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zettapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you're so fucking ugly a mask improves things maybe you should work on that.

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PaulieM91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm this article is pure bullshit, women see a face diaper and you can hear the fertile valley drying up

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Covepepepede 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only people who likely agreed to participate are probably fuck ugly and want to masks to last as long as possible.

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pushbackv2 2 points ago +2 / -0

43 women

This is how these dipshits frame everything. Small sample sizes, inflate the data and cull responses from a pool of retards.

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ItMeansItsWorking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where have all the cowboys gone?

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Kavvfefe 2 points ago +3 / -1

Turns men into disgusting mouth breathers

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Erlik_Khan 2 points ago +2 / -0

The study probably got pictures of fugly people with and without masks, then had a few people rate them. Boom science says fuggos are better covered up. Trust the science.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Look at me, ladies. I’m a doctor!”