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Gamer moment (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by West83 ago by West83 +3339 / -6
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PaigeAshley 701 points ago +708 / -7

Based Russians

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newcountt 222 points ago +228 / -6

Based Russians don’t sing the Soviet Anthem, they should know better.

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ineX0r2 197 points ago +197 / -0

I think to some degree old Soviet stuff, like the anthem etc., have a nostalgia appeal. That's what it seems like when I watch Bald And Bankrupt wander around random spots in Russia.

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OPsMom 101 points ago +101 / -0

I concur. That scene in The Hunt for Red October is one of my favorite all time scenes.

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Ligersrule1 91 points ago +91 / -0

Also, the epic last words of the dying First Officer..."I would have liked to have seen Montana."

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OPsMom 176 points ago +176 / -0

And if Alec Baldwin had just listened when Sean Connery told him "most things in here don't react too well to bullets."

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wartooth6 49 points ago +50 / -1

Goddamn it, you win today lmao

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MAGAnic316 37 points ago +37 / -0

“Mosht thingsh in heer don’t react well to bulletsh...”

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KekistanPM 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Your concluchins were all wrong, Brian! Halsey acted schtupidly."

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gamephreak5 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Not a fan of the ladies, are ya Baldwin?"

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midgetpornrocks 60 points ago +60 / -0

That was a great film. The best exchange:

Capt. Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a recreational vehicle. And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?

Capt. Ramius: I suppose.

Capt. Borodin: No papers?

Capt. Ramius: No papers.

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CoyoteTan 84 points ago +84 / -0

No Papers....

We used to not need papers.

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Ligersrule1 30 points ago +31 / -1

Imagine the horrible conditions that man grew up with where his dream life involved eating rabbits that he has to raise himself.

Nothing against eating or raising rabbits, it's just that was this man's dream scenario!

I get it, I come from humble beginnings, and as a kid used to dream of a tree fort full of white bread and ketchup to make as many ketchup sandwiches as I wanted. 🤣

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mugatucrazypills 5 points ago +5 / -0

If captian ramius could see what we'd become he'd have launched his missiles.

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Star_Commander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also:

No papers?

No papers.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 31 points ago +31 / -0

Commies write catchy anthems. Even China's is hummable at random. It shows the power of music to reinforce propaganda.

At the same time, you can't sing ours while being a globalist faggot, which is why the left never tried to appropriate it.

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DroolingElmo 37 points ago +38 / -1

Our anthem is about a Mexican looking over the Rio Grand at the place he's going to swim to at dawn. That's why it starts, Jose can you see?

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ArchbishopofKekistan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lol... fuck. That shouldn't be that funny.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

You are a terrible, terrible person. :)

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BidenLikesMiners 0 points ago +1 / -1

hahahahahah, oh yeah, stolen old joke

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A_Little_White_Duck 6 points ago +6 / -0

The transition from Russian to English while reading a Bible passage is the best way I have ever seen a language changeover done in film. Genius.

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glow-operator-2-0 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's not the Russian anthem.

I think it's song their navy plays when warships leave port.

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Moose_Antlers 3 points ago +3 / -0

The opening theme was made up for the movie, composed here in America. However, when Rameus gives the order to engage the catepillar drive and run silently, the Russian crew starts singing and that is the authentic Soviet anthem. I like both songs, but I've been told that the opening theme doesn't "sound" like something a Russian would have written (probably because it was written by a capitalist =)

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iaintgottimetobleed 32 points ago +32 / -0

Great indeed, but the title of Greatest of All Time still goes to The Star Spangled Banner.

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HuggableBear 16 points ago +18 / -2

From a patriotic standpoint, yeah.

Speaking as a musician, the Russian anthem is absolute fire and nothing even comes close.

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Oppenheimer_DOW 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hate to say it but the French anthem is badass

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Moose_Antlers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed, La Marseillaise definitely can hold its own with the Red Army Choir and the Soviet anthem. Several absolutely amazing performances. One of my personal favorites is in the movie Casablanca when La Marseillaise is superimposed over Deutschland Uber Alles in Rick's bar. Mireille Mathieu's performance in B&W from (iirc) the 50s is another.

Casablanca: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOeFhSzoTuc Mireille Mathieu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIxOl1EraXA

(Apologies for the FascistTube links, but I'm too lazy to try and find it on Rumble)

I wish people would sing The Star Spangled Banner with this kind of feeling. So many starlets try and just do musical scales or show off their voice training. Even though it's musically good, it lacks all the inspiration and feeling that these other two anthems naturally evoke from their melodies alone.

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +1 / -0

The French anthem is not badass, man. It's...sprightly. You can hear the "hohn, hohn, hohn" ringing through the background.

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AtlanteanWizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

100%

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

as a musician, the Russian anthem is absolute fire

have you checked your butt for gayds lately? nothing beats OUR anthem

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iaintgottimetobleed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most national anthems speak of how beautiful-great-lovable-etc. the referred motherland is. The Star Spangled Banner lyrics depict instead the moment when we trully came to realize that "goddammed, we are a country!" The meaning of the lyrics blend perfectly with the simple tune to make this a national anthem that's profound like no other.

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except that it only barely talks about that at all. It talks about the flag. And the flag is a powerful symbol, but it's not America. The anthem is a symbol displaying reverence for another symbol. The Russian anthem (and yes, many others) talks about the glory of Russia itself.

Personally, I would prefer America, the Beautiful as our anthem. Its tune is simple and powerful and its lyrics are unbelievably poetic and pure America.

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prayinpede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Definitely. After i saw this, i had a greater respect for it.

https://youtu.be/YaxGNQE5ZLA

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RBFace 3 points ago +3 / -0

More American than Americans today.

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UsedOnlyThrice 3 points ago +3 / -0

I enjoyed watching that bit of history. I thought Francis Scott Key was a prisoner himself, not realizing he was an honored guest.

I'm reading the history and he dined with Agent Skinner, Rear Admiral Cockburn, and Bob Ross. (Seriously) To discuss the release of Bill Beanes from Upper Marlboro.

That's so American I can't help it.

Skinner, Key, and Beanes were not allowed to return to their own sloop...

I'm spending Saturday AM learning about the revolutionary war.

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Chad_Dudebroski 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean to anacreon in heaven?

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covok48 6 points ago +6 / -0

When you translate the song into English you won’t think so.

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +2 / -1

There are two anthems set to the same tune. The current Russian Anthem is the same music and the lyrics are fantastic.

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Jadeity2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially when Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik were singing it

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winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://youtu.be/KUqMp1ER77o. ~~.United forever in friendship and labour, Our mighty republics will ever endure. The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages. The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above And Stalin our leader with faith in the people, Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see.

We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders, And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame. Our glory will live in the memory of nations And all generations will honour her name.

Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see.

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Bubbahax 19 points ago +19 / -0

I saw a YT video of a chick from Germany. She said that most of the population left East Germany after the wall came down, but those that still live there wish they could go back to communism. Boggles the mind.

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TheDespotofCartoons 21 points ago +21 / -0

It reminds me of that quote from The Shawshank Redemption where Morgan Freeman’s character, Red, was describing “becoming institutionalized”:

First you hate these walls. Then you get used to them. Before long, you start to depend on them. That’s institutionalized.

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CelesteD 12 points ago +12 / -0

That’s instituionalized.

All I wanted was a democracy, and she wouldn't give it to me!

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LibertarianXian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Got a republic instead. But couldn't keep it

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

she got on her knees, and said yes papa bide

i said no kama, dont call me that

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Error404 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I could shoot the manager, while I was at it. Sort of like a bonus."

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VirtueVeritas 10 points ago +10 / -0

Communism is great if you're mediocre or lazy. Everyone's brought down to the your level. You can practically do no work and still get bare essentials. What you do get is awful in quality and quantity, but you still get something. The government decides everything for you and tells you what to believe so you never have to actually think for yourself. If someone's a total parasite, they'd probably enjoy communism.

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canada_is_communist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even for those people, communist is still shit. One day, they get enough of you, or too little food/whatever, and you end in up a gulag (at best) or a ditch

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2016TrumpMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I worked a campus janitor job one semester in college. There were two students and two useless union lifers. Our eight hour shift consisted of about 90 minutes of work.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

And that's why we have generational welfare cases.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the Dims were wondering why their forced democracy in the Middle East kept failing. You put a free political system into an environment where the people are still tribal, and you're going to have a bad time.

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popcycle 1 point ago +1 / -0

think about it though, communism went away but they had to join germany.

if they could go back and do it again, i wonder how many would rather see the country join poland, to get away from merkle and the globalists.

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DonuteaterReturns 0 points ago +2 / -2

Considering the current globohomo state of Germany? It's understandable. Communists don't flood their country with refugees. Communists don't excuse the rape gangs, or create pride marches. That's all from the Globalist American Empire that the USA has become.

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PaigeAshley 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is what I thought as well.

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Coolidge 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love Bald & Bankrupt. What other travel channels similar to his do you watch? Bald along with Harald Baldr, Kurt Caz, and Sabbatical are my favorites.

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ineX0r2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Harald is good. Those are the only two really. I used to watch food ranger because he goes to some cool places, but that dude is so fucking cringe I couldn't take it anymore.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

He takes any little thing and runs with it to the Nth degree to scare up business for himself. He also rides Alex Jones coat tails a lot saying things like "WE predicted this" yadda yadda, when even Alex isn't the first on some things. He can be very cringe, totally agree with you.

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ineX0r2 2 points ago +2 / -0

What? How does the food ranger have anything to do with Alex Jones? I'm talking about the Canadian weirdo who travels around Asia to eat good food and go "WOOOOOWWWWWWW" with his mouth full all day.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh, pardon me then, I didn't understand you. Theres also a health ranger Mike something or other who makes crazy fringe videos and shills organic food and assorted stuff. Doom and gloom type guy on every little issue.

Ok, I see my mistake here, it was health ranger, not food ranger, I got them mixed up, sorry about that.

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Coolidge 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love that Harald and Bald are both fully MAGA. Check out Kurt Caz and Sabbatical. They are really similar to Harald and Bald.

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Archmagnus 62 points ago +62 / -0

soviet stuff is actually genuine part of russian ancestry

most russians know communism is shit, but they still look fondly on that part of their history, when they genuinely were a global superpower

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JeremiahKassin 44 points ago +44 / -0

I get it. Sort of like if the US broke apart, but freedom were restored. We'd still look back fondly on the country that put a man on the moon.

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BigIronBigIron 12 points ago +12 / -0

South rising again intensifies

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covok48 11 points ago +11 / -0

They were a global superpower before too. They just had more competition. Soviet Propaganda succeeded in convincing Russians that they were weak & useless before Stalin took power.

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3percenterFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

They had twice the population of the USA in 1914. Now they have half of the US population. That shows the wonders of communism right there (WW1 and 2 did not help either).

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BadManOrange 53 points ago +53 / -0

This person wouldn't know whether it's Soviet anthem or what. The Russian anthem is the same song with different lyrics.

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BadManOrange 13 points ago +13 / -0

YW, I mean it's a pretty badass tune, so they were smart to keep it around.

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10R1440 5 points ago +5 / -0

Both.

The Russians are insanely gifted.

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AmericanJawa 24 points ago +24 / -0

It is possible they're singing it ironically as a joke.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'd think after countless "I identify as attack helicopter/vaccinated/etc." jokes people here would understand the concept of irony.

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xBigCoffinHunter 16 points ago +16 / -0

The Russian Anthem sounds pretty bad ass. I don’t know wtf they’re saying but it sounds cool as hell.

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PaulieM91 6 points ago +6 / -0

Theyre are english translations, its about what you'd expect

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Squat all day vodka all night?

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PaulieM91 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take from the laborer and give to the nonworker

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Ctor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thats the democratic party anthem too!

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Brucesky420 10 points ago +10 / -0

Based but it didn't happen. These faggots invent traumatizing scenarios in their head so they can get victim points

I'm surprised everyone else in his voice chat did cheer and applaud when he finally gained the courage to mute them

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SteersBeersandQueers 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL my exact first thought 😂😂😂

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ditto

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AnotherDeadVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes me Russians.

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BasedInFact 292 points ago +293 / -1

Of course Captain Soymerica was frothily spooging to the anthem of a totalitarian dictatorship that brutally murdered millions and millions of innocent people. 🤷‍♂️

But dare disrespect St. Floyd & The Murder Monkeys, and the soy milk instantly goes sour.

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TDAF 88 points ago +90 / -2

It's a totally FAKE story. Why wouldn't their Russian be perfect? THEY'RE FUCKING RUSSIAN!

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BasedInFact 54 points ago +55 / -1

I agree.

It’s simply faggoty fanfic.

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micaarzur 33 points ago +33 / -0

And how the fuck would he know if their Russian was perfect or not?

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most Americans couldn't tell the difference between spoken Russian, Polish, and Latvian

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stupiditymeter 15 points ago +15 / -0

Nah, I've played plenty of multiplayer and the thing I find the weirdest is that this guy hasn't run into this scenario any sooner.

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HuggableBear 10 points ago +10 / -0

How the fuck would he even know? He needed them to tell him how to pronounce a dumbass two word gamer phrase but now he can identify perfect Russian?

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SuperiorSandwich 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's probably a troll post lol. Milking the redditors for their tears while just upsetting them. It's genius

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CreepFast 36 points ago +36 / -0

OMG! That is my new bands name. St. Floyd & The Murder Monkeys

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

It better be metal.

What are you gonna call your first album?

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CreepFast 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Album will be called I Cant Breath. First Song is Titled Jogger

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Morris_The_Grey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I Can't Breathe.

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arebee 4 points ago +5 / -1

Murder monkeys, hahahaha.

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BasedInFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m not super proud of it, but 🤷‍♂️.

😁

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trump_2077 1 point ago +1 / -0

RUSSIAN BOTS!!111111111

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LordScatmanJohn 202 points ago +203 / -1

Game this guy is talking about is called Deep Rock Galactic. Bitchin game, I highly recommend it. Up to 4 player co-op game where you're space dwarves mining a planet chock full of hostile aliens. It's a mix of minecraft, tf2, left 4 dead, and a few other games yet somehow its still its own thing. Maps are all procedurally generated, so it's a pretty different experience every round.

Also it's kind of an indie game and there is no real way to report people. I looked into it, some soy infused pussy made a forum post asking about reporting people for reeeeeeeeeeecism and the dev's account replied saying in a polite way that they have a small team and can't afford a whole team of mods, and suggested they just block whoever it was and take a chill pill. Which of course was met with much reeing.

Edit: I should also add the game isn't pozzed with ANY woke shit. The devs did the impossible and made a great game thats literally just a game.

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Tramsec 93 points ago +94 / -1

Sounds great. I miss the days when gamers were edgy and fun.

Mostly just play single player games now because there is no reason to play online. Not like you get to organically interact with real people either way.

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LordScatmanJohn 38 points ago +38 / -0

Player interactions on higher difficulties are generally good. Mic use is rare unless youre on the highest difficulty. But the game is structured in such a way you can communicate pretty well without a mic. You get a laser pointer that can ping stuff, and usually thats enough.

As far as edgy, it usually isn't because youre playing with no more than 3 randos at a time. Usually you're not playing with a team long enough to break the ice. That being said I looked into the report functionality to see how edgy I could be and still be fine. You can pretty much do anything you want.

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Atlis34 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just starting to get into it on Xbox. Digging the game so far. Doesn’t take itself too seriously. Good mix of objectives and I like the procedural generation.

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CommieCucker 29 points ago +29 / -0

For real. If you don't get to call your enemies faggots, what's the point?

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CrankHandler1991 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fuckin Escape from Tarkov.

Oh, the NPCs can call me a faggot every time they see me crossing the map but if I call that little bitch bush camping the extract a faggot I'll get banned?

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AnadroJ 14 points ago +14 / -0

Eft community is a bunch of pussy faggots. I'm a top 1k player when it comes to kills and xp during my time playing and I can safely say that most players on tarkov have the mentality of 12 year old girls. They will call you any name they can think of but if you talk back you're the bully and they don't shut up.

I love the way tarkov feels and the customization, but the players are so fucking cucked.

90% of tarkov players also use gay anime pictures as their profile pictures because they're ashamed of how they really look. I tried to find a duo on the eft discord and ended up just playing alone because I'm not playing with some faggot anime addict.

I regularly have people attempt to shit talk my avatar because it's actually a picture of myself and it's just hilarious watching some mouth breathing cartoon dweeb try to muster up the courage to put together an attempt at a provocative statement. The best I've heard in over 3k hours of tarkov streamed is that I have a big chin.

It's so weird to me how cucked the eft community is when it's a Russian game. You would think they wouldn't be so sensitive, but they are.

We could also talk about how thirsty eft admins are and how they regularly promote egirls who play their game while being significantly below average in both looks and skills, meanwhile all of the other top 1k players I've actually played with just get ignored and never promoted. As a game company you would think that they'd have a priority on featuring their best players and not just some frumpy bitch with cat ears on.

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DonuteaterReturns -4 points ago +1 / -5

I can get behind the admins promoting Egirls. More eyeballs on the stream (Although not the game) is what they're after. You have to make your content more interesting if you're going to compete with booba. It's just the way it is.

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AnadroJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

And by showing frumpetta and her cat ears how many people are buying a game vs watching good players? Good players make the game look good and gives the viewer something to strive for in their gameplay

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DonuteaterReturns -1 points ago +1 / -2

Most people tune in for entertainment, not gameplay. The audience for high skill streamers isn't as big. It's just part of the business of streaming. The only way to compete is to become a more interesting streamer to watch.

As well as that, pro level streamers don't bring in any more purchases per viewer than anyone else. Companies are best served by maximizing eyeballs. People who don't own the game aren't as interested in high level gameplay. Look at eSports. Very few people watch eSports of a game they don't play or own.

Believe me, I understand your struggle. I'm a vtuber, and I can't compete with the women. All I can do is work on being someone people want to watch.

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ihatedemocrats 8 points ago +8 / -0

For real. I turned on my console for the first time in years the other day, steamrolled the nerds and in the lobby the usual shit talking ensued until I called someone a faggot.... And boy, did the lobby turn on me.

I remember when the lobby was full of people using every word possible that would make a lefty freak out, now even gamers are full blown woke sjws.

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Nibba 6 points ago +6 / -0

99% of the fun is now gone. The shit talking was 99% of the fun.

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KekistanPM 16 points ago +16 / -0

I miss LAN parties with friends. So many great memories, so much shit talk, laughter, soda, snacks and pizza. When someone did get mad, everyone left them alone (including anyone who was trolling them) until they cooled down. Grudges didn't last too long or get too deep.

Everyone being there in person as opposed to being scattered around the city made so much difference. And yes there were rare times when people got sick a few days after coming. Back then we were like "ah well it happens; hope it wasn't my fault. get well soon" instead of "OMG get tested ASAP you could drop dead any second!!!"

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ihatedemocrats 9 points ago +9 / -0

The good ol days.

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Error404 7 points ago +7 / -0

LAN parties! We had friends on second deck of the barracks right above us back in Okinawa so we'd the cat5 through the windows and connect that way.

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BaldyGull 15 points ago +16 / -1

Ah the old days of 360 no scoping team mates and teabagging them because you just don't like them.

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trump_2077 3 points ago +3 / -0

MATE the whole post is about this interaction KEK

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chickeninoven 42 points ago +43 / -1

Lot of cucks on there, though. Was kicked from probably 75% of games I joined for username "TRUMPWON".

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LordScatmanJohn 9 points ago +9 / -0

Depends what time of day/what timezone you're in. Late at night (midnight+) in USA timezones I don't encounter much cuckery.

But yeah I've definitely run into more than a few.

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Hairy_Mouse 12 points ago +13 / -1

I usually run into a lot of based people on games. When you go to a community or forum, it's often 90% faggots, but the actual games (depending on the game) seems like the majority are either normal or based.

When you're one forums and stuff, that's just a small demographic of the playerbase. When you are playing you get a nice slice of all different sorts of people, and it just shows who the real majority is.

I also think it has to do with the fact that the majority of people you run into will be white males, which lean right more than other demographics.

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gillonba 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sorry to hear it. We usually have pretty good luck finding chill people. TBH, it seems like most people on there are stoners looking to enjoy their high. Of course I usually log on with a group of 1 or 2 others so we don't have to worry about getting kicked. DM me and I'll send you an invite next time, if you're on.

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HairEStamper 13 points ago +13 / -0

DRG is great along with Vermintide II. Both of those games have been keeping my attention for the past 3 years (early access for DRG was in 2018).

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Bobf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can't wait for Darktide. Ave Imperator.

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Liberty_or_Death 1 point ago +1 / -0

Darktide and space marine 2

Fucking xeno scum must be purged

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covok48 9 points ago +9 / -0

Deep Rock Galactic is honestly the best thing to come out of 2020.

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Friendly_B 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't play videogames anymore. Way more productive without.

Then suddenly two nights ago I was going through a big box of old disks I bought at a summer yard sale, and found a series of burned discs with SNES and Genesis emulators and hundreds of games. Many of them games I finally sold a few years back for big money, like Chronotrigger and Mega Man 6. I lost like two hours in the middle of the night to Chronotrigger and Super Metroid. Not going back lol.

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Merica4EVER 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based devs

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Smurfection 108 points ago +109 / -1

Oh, he couldn't just mute them. The little cry baby went and reported them too because he wanted to pretend he was friends with cool communists and instead they turned into based slavs and he got his fee fees hurt.

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CommieCucker 37 points ago +37 / -0

And then he made a lengthy forum post about it, and I assume he cut himself at some point during all of this

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Basedsliceofwinning 27 points ago +28 / -1

Twitch streamers and gamers now are some of the cuckiest people you'll ever meet lol.

Most games I try to play online most players don't even use mics. So when you teammate dies 45 times you can't call him a giant faggot and tell him to get good.

Honestly, what even is the point if there can't be a little trash talk?

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narvster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look hurt fee fees is like murder man.

We need to stop evil people saying things that other people might not like.

Do you not care!!!? /s

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

just general emo cutting or cut his dick off? It could be either one.

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Saltyminer11 4 points ago +4 / -0

Faggot rat. May he live and die in his miserable narc existence.

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NvJohansson 94 points ago +94 / -0

Faggots think BLM, the woke and tranny shit is actually a thing in the rest of the world. The sad truth is, it's only a thing in the anglo countries. Everyone else laughs at that shit.

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RATMW 33 points ago +33 / -0

In England. Never seen a tranny irl, ever. Gay people are only common in the middle class.

We don’t have cities like Atlanta or San Fran which are 30/40% arse bandit.

It’s definitely worst in America by a magnitude. Maybe they’re putting something in the water?

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PaulieM91 41 points ago +41 / -0

Its the universities.

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micaarzur 18 points ago +18 / -0

My theory is that they’re legit fucking with people’s hormones via the water supply. It suddenly seems like 30% of the people in Denver are gay. Alex Jones was right.

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Froynlavenfroynlaven 16 points ago +16 / -0

Leftist cities are just faggot magnets, i think it's that simple

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DeezNutz198 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fagnets

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ArtLife 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's the high levels of soy everywhere. Estrogen.

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BatmanForTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's an all sides attack, encourage people to be vegan, they consume soy, get high amounts of estrogen, send them to university, they get bombarded with propaganda and indoctrination, turn on the TV, everything is gay, send them to public schools, their teachers are sick degenerates that want to groom them, then have Hollywood and the media praise and exalt everything about it religiously, make it a badge of honor. They need to nurture it because by nature it's so rare you would almost never see an alphabet person, so if it's extremely rare naturally, they have to engineer it artificially

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AnadroJ 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can confirm. There are 2 unis and a college here and holy fuck the amount of faggots and men in dresses is insane.

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NvJohansson 9 points ago +9 / -0

East countries they beat them, Africa and the middle East they kill them.

I even lived in eastern France a few years and never seen any. The only time l had seen some was in Bois de Boulogne, the red light district of Paris, but only at night.

Yet over here, 10 am at the library on Sundays, they're reading to our kids. Sickening.

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

Strange, I thought London was going the same direction.

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RATMW 6 points ago +6 / -0

There’s few English people in London. Brighton is the biggest gay area. It’s a seaside town of about 200,000 south of London. Gays know to stick to middle class areas/city centres. Muslims won’t tolerate them. Working class English won’t either

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current_horror 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wtf you crowing about, London is majority non-white and England protects paki rape gangs lol

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ah_hell 16 points ago +16 / -0

The BLM movement in Japan is especially hilarious.

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BasedInFact 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yeah, only they call it BRM over there.

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Zepp87 4 points ago +4 / -0

I started laughing while on a call with a client. Thank you sir, they liked the joke too

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Klown_Schwab 4 points ago +4 / -0

braku rivesu mata

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Error404 2 points ago +2 / -0

fuckin KEK

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol I wonder how that's going. Japanese are pretty based too if I'm not mistaken.

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stupiditymeter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've never met IRL a transexual before, or anybody that knows one.

I guess they commit suicide too quick for me to find one.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lithuanian here. Let me tell you how it works here.

If a basketball player took a knee during the national anthem (doesn't matter what reason), his teammates would be like, "Dude, stand up, wtf are you doing?!" The crowd would boo him into oblivion, you wouldn't be able to hear the anthem [I have actually witnessed something similar]. As soon as the game starts, coach calls a timeout and benches the faggot, he never plays again. During halftime, someone calls police and asks for an escort out of the arena. After that, the player has to go play in another country because no team would take him.

The fact that Kaepernick got to play out the rest of the season is a disgrace.

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not many countries, if any, allow their anthem or flag to be publicly disgraced . Only in America... It's sad as fuck.

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covok48 2 points ago +2 / -0

Western Europe too.

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Deadpool 60 points ago +60 / -0

CYKA BLYAT

You need the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE flair fren 🤣

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powershellder 13 points ago +13 / -0

What does this mean for the non Russians?

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Deadpool 31 points ago +31 / -0

Bitch fuck

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Archmagnus 28 points ago +28 / -0

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

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reddeadpill 7 points ago +7 / -0

I fart in your general direction.

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had-to-chime-in 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't diss elderberries!

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CommieCucker 19 points ago +19 / -0

"While there is no exact English translation, the Russian phrase cyka blyat (сука блять in the Russian alphabet) is roughly equivalent to the English “fucking shit” or “bitch whore.”

Cyka means “bitch” while blyat is a multifunctional vulgarity along the lines of “shit” or “fuck.” Together, cyka blyat is used to express uncontrollable anger, similar to dropping a series of F-bombs in English."

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ah_hell 8 points ago +8 / -0

Together, cyka blyat is used to express uncontrollable anger, similar to dropping a series of F-bombs in English." ...usually expressed in dashcam videos.

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Deadpool 5 points ago +5 / -0

You dropped the most accurate translation for people. I don’t usually bother going that far and just give the crude approximation.

Spasiba brat

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vy Russkiy?

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Deadpool 1 point ago +1 / -0

govorit’ nemnoga

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powershellder 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you.

The more you know. 🌈⭐️

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Burchoid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like the equivalent of yelling "Mother fucker!!!" When extremely mad at a situation. Not at someone, but just as something you might say when accidentally hitting your finger with a hammer.

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orion010 5 points ago +7 / -2

I looked it up, apparently is the title to a song, and means "bitch fuck"

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roadrunner0 58 points ago +58 / -0

It is no secrete what a shit show the USA is

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rapsheet1mile 25 points ago +26 / -1

And it's all being done deliberately

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Skogin 15 points ago +15 / -0

Cultural subversion and ritual embarrassment.

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PaulieM91 5 points ago +5 / -0

And when they're done with us they'll turn around and collapse china again

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TheBeardsman 48 points ago +49 / -1

Based Russians with belt-fed redpill dispenser. 10/10

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CommieCucker 7 points ago +7 / -0

I actually wouldn't mind moving to Russia, but it's hard to become a citizen.

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stupiditymeter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Highest male suicide rate in all Europe. Are you sure?

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ApexVeritas 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think that's just the high alcoholism rate due to after effects of the fall of soviet Russia. They haven't rebound and found their mutual goals and brotherhood yet.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

high alcoholism rate due to after effects of the fall of soviet Russia

Alcoholism dates wayyyyyy back. Read Vodka Politics by Mark Lawrence Schrad.

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's become easier, if you can get a job there, and a visa to go and work it.

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Thep1mp 45 points ago +45 / -0

That’s how a vast majority of people in this world feel about those things. Leftists are upset that they hold very unpopular opinions about this stuff.

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Basedsliceofwinning 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's what I always find the most hilarious. Lefty lunatics freak out when they're told that they have radically unpopular viewpoints. Like they thought they were the normal ones the entire time.

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Amaroq64 8 points ago +8 / -0

Their culture war tactics are geared towards giving us a false impression that their ideas are popular so we'll give up and let them win. They've done this historically too.

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ApexVeritas 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's easy to think your opinion is "popular" when you censor the dissenting opinions.

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PopMaca 42 points ago +42 / -0

Serbian here. Believe me, the entire World is laughing about the described madness

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cook_does 6 points ago +6 / -0

We are too, its just sad that they made the common criminal an endangered species here, we are ready to shoot them. If we don't they will over populate and spread to your country at some point.

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Enlightenment_Now 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good!

I hope the wokies learn that the world respected Trump but China Joe is the laughingstock.

I disavow China Joe and the Deep State.

Sounds like a band.

If so, their music would suck. It would be like that band Heavy Breathing that played at Comet Pizza.

Probably dress like Macaulay Culkin's band, Pizza Underground.

https://happymag.tv/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pizzaunderground-768x512.jpg

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PopMaca 1 point ago +1 / -0

China Joe and the Deep State

Trash metal band

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Arcynic2 34 points ago +36 / -2

I was having a good time then they had to start telling me the truth. It was disgusting

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rcstl 32 points ago +32 / -0

He forgot "then Mom brought me tendies, I screamed and threw them ...."

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GodKingHarambe 29 points ago +30 / -1

"I muted him.....and reported him on Steam"

Low-energy

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Nunya__Biznus 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fuck pussy move right there. Straight up hall monitor wannabe.

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mangoatshark 7 points ago +7 / -0

Randal from Recess

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Fucktheclintons2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Low T

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Gans 28 points ago +28 / -0

"I thought we were comrades REEEEEEEE!"

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GabeC1997 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Isn't it racist to just assume they're Communists because they're Russian?"

"...REEEE!"

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covok48 13 points ago +14 / -1

Should’ve picked our own cotton.

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +4 / -1

I didn't know the africans who sold other africans were jews.

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Froynlavenfroynlaven 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brokers, yo

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ApexVeritas 1 point ago +1 / -0

They ran the ships that transported them. Dr. Tony Martin (an African American professor) confronted Jews about their involvement in slavery, and out of all the demographics involved they were the only ones who attacked him. Here's a video about it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5SsGfZubKA

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FormerGraveheart 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well, now you know.

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CLF3 22 points ago +22 / -0

This is exactly why I like playing with russians.

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DragonKP 20 points ago +20 / -0

top kek

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MmmSoup 20 points ago +20 / -0

Truth hurts buttercup

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abstr4ct 19 points ago +19 / -0

facts don't care bout your feelings.

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Bitch_Ima_Pernis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Facts don't give fucks.

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fskfsk 19 points ago +19 / -0

There are some people who say that Russia is the country to flee to when the USA collapses. It's ironic that one of the biggest communist countries is now one of the most based.

(I wouldn't even call China Communist anymore. It's more of a dictatorship/oligarchy with partially free markets in areas where it suits the leaders.) Then I realized you could make the same observation about the USA.

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M67frag 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hard times make strong men.. etc..

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covok48 6 points ago +6 / -0

But they suffer from being in the shittiest geopolitical locations possible.

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fskfsk 2 points ago +4 / -2

Are you talking about China, Russia, or the USA having the worst political situation?

Russia is about to win a war of conquest.

China is ready to invade Taiwan.

The patriots in the USA are watching helplessly and the country falls.

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covok48 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t think you understand what geopolitics means.

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Klown_Schwab 4 points ago +4 / -0

China is actually quite socially conservative. They're censoring LGBTQXYZ shit and demanding young people get married and make babies.

The latter isn't going so well though

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Russia, for better or worse, learned from us. That's the bright point of rivalries.

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Enlightenment_Now 3 points ago +3 / -0

Learn Russian!

It's a beautiful language.

I figure after the NWO falls, the US and Russia can be the friends we were meant to be, so I'm dabbling in it again.

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Wrexxis780 18 points ago +18 / -0

Lol what a fucking pussy

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Bitch_Ima_Pernis 9 points ago +9 / -0

When reality crashes into your bubble.

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Wrexxis780 8 points ago +8 / -0

“These people in another country who aren’t subject to the propaganda I watch don’t have the same opinions as I do? SOMEBODY HALP!”

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entERmyMAtrix 16 points ago +16 / -0

I love playing with Russians.

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justicein2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

Jimmy status: Rustled!

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TehAgent 6 points ago +6 / -0

MAXIMUM OVER RUSTLE.gif

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Rock 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lalalala. Mute mute mute.

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NvJohansson 12 points ago +12 / -0

He's not a gamer, he's a gaymer.

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Warchant59 10 points ago +10 / -0

OMG, someone said truth I don't like, REPORT THEM TO THE AUTHORITIES!

And WE are the problem.

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nctrne 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ukrainian.... singing the USSR anthem. I found this doubtful. F

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CanadianFren 7 points ago +7 / -0

Idk could be a retarded zoomer that doesn't know any better and romanticizes it

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d_lock 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was looking for this comment. A Ukrainian, singing the USSR anthem, with Russians.

Almost as believable as everyone in his general area clapping for him after he clicked the report button.

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SpiceMustFlow 9 points ago +9 / -0

What if I told you that the guy who wrote this isn’t American but is a Euro.

That context changes things just a little bit in terms of how Euros really think and the types of Xenophobia they enjoy participating in.

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covok48 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ask him about gypsies...

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mkdir-not-war 7 points ago +7 / -0

All the rock and stone stuff makes me think this is Deep Rock Galactic. Fantastic game, super fun

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is, other commenters confirmed.

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fluffykitten 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bet he cried after and went to suck black dick later that night

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OhioRock3 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like how this faggot never claimed those Russians were wrong

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Assault-Covfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

And then he cried into his 20oz of Mountain Dew and plate of Hot Pockets

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reddeadpill 6 points ago +6 / -0

Plate of tendies.*

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TheUpsetter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ha ha… maybe I DO need to play video games

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XxChevyHDxX 6 points ago +7 / -1

Why the fuck would a ukrain be singing the Soviet anthem they wouldn't be cought dead singing that commie shit . fake ass victim

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behemoth887 2 points ago +2 / -0

it was probably 3 russians but they were baiting to see if he would bring up the ukraine/russian tensions but he's too lib and therefore completely uninformed and retarded to even know it's happening

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KenoshaCowboy 6 points ago +6 / -0

what a cry baby faggot xD

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Truglow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Report them? Should have given them a steam award.

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LazySusan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Russians sound awesome.

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GrimmJack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Watch road rage compilations from Russia. They all jump out of their cars with pistols and AK's... even the wives. In Russia shooting the guys car that cut you off is equivalent to the finger in the US. I guess that's why most Russians have a dash cam... to post their road rage on the internet.

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hoppy-kangaroos 5 points ago +5 / -0

How dare they mention racist statistics.

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Testosteroneape2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

This reads like a larp.

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JoyousMischief 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know that those three guys just kept having fun while this guy pouted in his bubble of mute. XD It's so funny to think about this guy sperging out so hard at finding out that Russians ironically have become less subverted by communism than us.

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RATMW 5 points ago +5 / -0

I spent two weeks in Ukraine. Most based hardcore people on earth. Will be marrying a Slav 100%

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TDAF 5 points ago +5 / -0

Start practicing your squat.

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Jarhead1812 5 points ago +5 / -0

He just proved that they were right, we sure have some faggots in this county.

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DonttrustChina 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based Russia.

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Farqquard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Truth

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WindyCityBluez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Russians are based!!

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 4 points ago +4 / -0

This made my day. Ty for posting.

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FerkenBlerkin 4 points ago +4 / -0

*reported him on Steam

I'm assuming he was the tranny they spoke of