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GenericInsult 354 points ago +354 / -0

Remember when the Left actually advocated for this clown to run for President?

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DairyBoy 158 points ago +158 / -0

Yeah. Shove it down their throats at every opportunity and make em fuckin choke on it like they choke on thigh-skin fake dicks, fuckin trannie-ass leftists homos

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Threaper666 70 points ago +70 / -0

Did someone put a gun up to his head and tell him he had to read it? Did Big Leeroy make him read it? Dude should have been reading the bible.

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Probably_tryna_sleep 36 points ago +36 / -0

It would likely burn his skin if he touched it lol

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Kraken_V_Algorithm 19 points ago +19 / -0

If he had any stones he would at least claim he used it for toilet paper. But no way to turn that stance into cash being the Leftist little cunt stooge that he is.

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foxhound 20 points ago +20 / -0

If he's able to run a successful business after he gets out, we'll know he read it.

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elcomedian 15 points ago +15 / -0

Step 1: don’t extort Nike via email

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pente1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Upvoted, but ...

Step 1: Don't fuck with The Donald.

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Darth_Vader 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m now envisioning an alternate world where he reads it. Out of spite at first, but then the words begin to resonate with him. He’s rereading and contemplating his own life thus far. He’s working out by day and rereading by night, jotting little notes in the margins with a smuggled pencil. The guards know about the pencil, but allow him to keep it. They want to see where this is going. Flash forward to him leaving jail, he slaps the book into the guards chest with a confident grin and one word: “Thanks.” He goes on to become an amazing American success story, the turnaround of the decade. Within a few short years he is confident and kind, running several successful businesses, with a wonderful family backing him up. He is very open about his past, and willingly claims he owes all his success to the Trump Curse.

Based Avenatti: A Modern American Folk Tale

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Gatchya 5 points ago +6 / -1

Kek

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DinosOnNoahsArk 17 points ago +17 / -0

They'll just deny, "I never liked that guy"

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snowcatzor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Down the memory-hole it goes...

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HeavyMetalPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Libtards have no memory so no problem!

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Cameron 4 points ago +4 / -0

In the moment when we tell them to their face how wrong they are they'll defend it to the death. Unfortunately the charade they believe in never lasts forever, and over time when the truth finally reaches their NPC brains it then becomes:

"that's old news"

"move on"

etc. etc. etc.

They always seem to deny, forget, or "move on." But one thing is for sure, they never, ever learn from their mistakes. No accountability, that's why they are who they are and they vote for what they vote for.

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Basedblkman88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. You can't win an argument with nor convince a leftist ideologue. A hard core right wing ideologue can still entertain leftist ideas and may even agree certain ideas are good, even if often unfeasible at least now. But the leftist can't even put themselves in someone elses shoes.

There's a very old book by a very famous and apparently perceptive man that touches on how a certain group of people argues and debates. The people who push globalism, immigration on white nations, muh racism, evil whitey etc. This is entirely how they argue. Even if you were to pin them down in a debate in a room full of people and they admitted you were right. The next day they'd be going around spewing their same talking points and claiming to not have the faintest memory of being disproved.

This is why we must stop being so concerned about our 'optics' to these people. Even if we project the perfect image, they will still come for you - call you a nazi white supremist, systematic racism and evil for every single white person. Even the leftists cucks who spend all day praising muh blax for example are still hated and will be beaten and robbed if walking around a black neighborhood. And the hilarious part is they will attack you harder and more often than they will a right wing guy whos not cucking. No one respects some cuck traitor to their own people.

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Sampson26 1 point ago +1 / -0

Homos that's not right it should be fagget ass Cornholeing cocksuckers who should fuckin die

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PaineThomas 33 points ago +33 / -0

His hired cunt stripper cost several good cops their jobs in Columbus, leading to even more dirty pigs on the force then before. Fuck him.

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SupremeDearLeader2 27 points ago +27 / -0

He also stole money from disabled clients settlement funds to pay for his private jet/ Ferrari lifestyle . No wonder democrats loved him.

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Long_time_lurker 25 points ago +25 / -0

It's hard to keep track, because they keep nominating clowns.

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newuser999 15 points ago +15 / -0

Remember Andrew Gillum? He was found passed out in a hotel doing drugs with male escorts. The left hates when you bring up their hypocrisy

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

According to one of my Tolerant Leftist "friends," that "didn't happen because CNN didn't report it." Incredible mental gymnastics!

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scary how close we were to having that GRID-infected druggie faggot as governor of FL instead of DeSantis

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WowbaggerTIP 14 points ago +14 / -0

Scarier when you realize they could have got him elected too.

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Chinese_spy2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, instead the Left rigged the election for... Joe Biden.

  • So much better...
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NomadicKrow2 4 points ago +4 / -0

He and Biden are essentially the same. "Ridin' with Biden" he was in a very expensive car few of us could ever hope to afford. Aviators that probably cost an entire paycheck or at least a half month's wages. Suits from tailors when most of us don't even own a suit, much less one from an actual tailor.

Don never tried to be a man OF the people, just a man FOR the people. Joe tried to be that down home "I understand your struggles" guy like he's lived them before. He's fucking fake.

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OhNoes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pepe Ridge Farms remembers

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Cesare_Borgia 203 points ago +203 / -0

Oh so being in solitary confinement is mistreatment?

There are many people in the DC gulag who'd like to hear about that.

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IncredibleMrE1 68 points ago +69 / -1

That's (D)ifferent. Eat your bugs, prole.

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t-ara-fan 23 points ago +23 / -0

At a million a day compensatiion? I hear that is the going rate.

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Eatinglue 15 points ago +15 / -0

We should have people in DC outside that prison protesting 24/7. Make those guards realize how Soviet they’re acting.

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OhNoes 17 points ago +17 / -0

They know, and they think its funny.

my suggestion is a lot more...direct.

And consequential.

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Eatinglue 6 points ago +6 / -0

I agree. But the fact we’re not doing anything…is bullshit.

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BidensButtWiper 1 point ago +2 / -1

Protesting is worse than doing nothing. It's the cuckold of responses.

We should be following the guards home and cracking kneecaps with tire irons. Randomly, of course. And family members too, because fuck people who enable evil.

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innominata 2 points ago +2 / -0

A strongly worded gettr post?

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Data 2 points ago +2 / -0

From an official government account!

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OhNoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, lets not be too hasty. We can consider that - maybe - if thats the conclusion the committee comes to...after we've held a convention to determine the rules under which we will meet in future to establish the committee.

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FreddyThePatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did Avenatti put them there or support this treatment?

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nehneh 125 points ago +125 / -0

I wonder if the political prisoners of Jan 6 will be able to sue for $1m per day of solitary confinement too

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Threaper666 32 points ago +32 / -0

You already know the answer to that.

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thingaboutarsenal 43 points ago +43 / -0

This is (D)ifferent

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love this so much. I use it as often as possible.

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Skogin 11 points ago +11 / -0

No standing.

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eclectic22 2 points ago +2 / -0

They should and I hope one day they will.

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whatever person we get behind in 2024 needs to include restitution for the political prisoners as well as a special council to investigate the FBIs role.

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Honkycracker 78 points ago +78 / -0

You lost me @ Michael Avenatti.

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Probably_tryna_sleep 39 points ago +39 / -0

I remember him best as creepy porn lawyer

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jennyfrutex 14 points ago +14 / -0

I loved how much he hated being called that.

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Probably_tryna_sleep 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol, sometimes the truth hurts the most

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 1 point ago +1 / -0

CPL on the_Donald

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IncredibleMrE1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stormy Daniels' scumbag lawyer who tried to extort Nike.

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WowbaggerTIP 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yup. #Basta. "Enough."

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Scuffers 37 points ago +37 / -0

Scammers gona scam....

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thingaboutarsenal 31 points ago +32 / -1

He'll be out in time to be the Democratic nominee for 2024.

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biden can't pardon him until he's convicted, can he?

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Tallsie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Avenatti was convicted of something. Can’t remember what though.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hard to keep up with all of those charges that piled up against him so quickly.

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R-A-T-S- 5 points ago +6 / -1

Honestly, he should have ran for 2020 and then he couldn't be arrested or investigated. Doing so is an impeachable offence apparently.

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DragonRudy 18 points ago +18 / -0

Apparently he learned about the big ask from reading the greatest negotiation book ever written. Still hope he loses though.

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diverscale 3 points ago +4 / -1

This should be top comment. He actually read it and learnt

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BidensButtWiper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Learned. We fought the British slime in 1776 so we'd never have to use their fucked version of English again.

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diverscale 0 points ago +1 / -1

French's my first language, my.english is far from perfect!

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Liberty_Prime 11 points ago +14 / -3

Wait.

He's not President yet?

CNN is gonna be upset.

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GhostPepperedLabia 10 points ago +11 / -1

Fake and gay

But still hilarious

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SavingPrivateGrace 10 points ago +10 / -0

I would pay to watch him read Trump's book for the 99th time.

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Hades440 6 points ago +6 / -0

If he was only in for 94 days, he probably didn't even get all the way through once.

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Threaper666 6 points ago +6 / -0

He should be the voice of an audio version.🤣🤣

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Redpill-notCommieRed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can these guards watch over the J6 political prisoners?

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sweeswee14 8 points ago +9 / -1

his head rattles when you shake it

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HolographicTacoSalad 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gonna cry, Creepy Porn Lawyer?

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YESCANADIAN 7 points ago +8 / -1

Michael Avenatti is a serial liar

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D-Dub 6 points ago +6 / -0

He is claiming false imprisonment and false arrest. What a fucking joke.

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WowbaggerTIP 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are more charges waiting for him when he gets out. He's been stealing his client's settlements.

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SteveBannonsNckbeard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hilarious - how did that book end up being his only option? Who's the hero out there that trolled this dickbag

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jason73ug 4 points ago +4 / -0

that sounds like bullshit

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Kek_Johnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Complete bullshit. Every prisoner has access to the koran.

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JoeBidensDementia1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fag harder, faggot.

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johnqpublic864 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump has written a lot of books. I have around 15. They should've at least let the guy read any of Trump's other books. Still, funny AF if true.

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VarusSPQR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Long time foe? This piece of shit is a nothing. He’s less than a fart in the breeze. Trump doesn’t even think about you.

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Retard_Strength 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember once when a media stooge breathlessly asked Trump what 'he thought about AOC calling him a racist?'

Trump was like, 'Who?' and then blew off the question with a shrug and an expression like 'whatever'

That right there is what kills them.

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VarusSPQR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly.

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Riderdie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even if you don’t like this guy, the gov need to start facing consequences for mistreatment of prisoners. Ie. Jan 6th, josh pillault, Kyle rittenhouse, etc etc

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ExileOnRedditStreet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get fucked, creepy porn ex-lawyer.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Poor baby. They gave him free literature that could make him rich if he only wasn't such a brazen democrat with his crime habits.

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ShitOfPeace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now do January 6th defendants.

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

let me get this straight. he goes to prison. had only one book. it happens to be art of the deal. and now he is in a position to sue for millions? sounds like he learned a lot

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Sparkle_whore 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂😂

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patrioticwinning3 2 points ago +2 / -0

So what do the Jan 6 political prisoners get?

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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

They have been forced to read CTR crap.

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patrioticwinning3 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean lawsuit wise, I garauntee they have had it worse than creepy porn lawyer.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ironic thing? He's using things he learned in TAOTD for his suit XD

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Threaper666 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣 what a scam artist.

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BobSux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another degenerate CNN darling.

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OwlHoller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh, if he spent 90+ days in solitary confinement without legit reasons, that’s fucked up.

I’m not sure people comprehend how terrible that shit can be for normal people.

Otherwise, fuck this dude.

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ArcanumAbsurdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

This man is the very definition of loathsome.

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grumpygarbanzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has there ever been anything Michael Avenatti claimed that was actually true?

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malooch 2 points ago +2 / -0

TRUMP CURSE

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

how is it cruel to give you a Book, that you DON'T HAVE TO READ DUMB ASS and to my knowledge there is NO law saying they must give you the type of reading material that you want, Gee I want to learn how to make a bomb out of cleaning supplies that can be found in a prison.

He's still a fuck'n idiot

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jason73ug 2 points ago +2 / -0

sounds like total bullshit. he should also be happy they kept him in solitary and didnt just throw him to the wolves

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corntortilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bitch, I’ll do 94 days in solitary for $94 million voluntarily, and I’ll read art of the deal every day. When do I start? Oh, but half up front when I start and half when I finish, because I don’t trust the govt to pay me, so I want to make sure I get at least $47 million, which will only be about $30 million after taxes.

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Crappydatum 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope he wins. Then we get to sue the DC jailer for worse crimes, times 200 political prisoners

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january20 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll bet they would have given him a Bible, if he asked for one. lol

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9x10again 2 points ago +2 / -0

He doesn’t miss a trick, does he? Trump Curse Victim

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WoodysDadKilledJFK 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lawyer who made a whole career out of suing everyone for everything sues someone...go figure

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PaulAtreidesJihad177 2 points ago +2 / -0

I counter your unreasonable initial offer with a $1 million a day book rental fee for the book you obviously didn't even read.

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are in prison. You do not get to complain about books.

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PatrioticVideo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like a template for how the heroes of Jan 6 should fire back at the government. Million a day for mistreatment.

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NoFucksman 2 points ago +2 / -0

This dude needs to be memory-holed

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Data 2 points ago +2 / -0

Avenatti is suspended from practicing law in California

So what moron did he sucker into filing this new suit for him? Do they know they won't be paid?

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Deplora 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Michael Avenatti says it, it isn't true. End of story.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate admit it, but if this is true, he's got a point.

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2020_Vision 1 point ago +1 / -0

This has to be the best case of Karma I've ever seen

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gaijin_ronin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whatta fag

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coffee_grdr 1 point ago +1 / -0

he was in a manhattan prison, i highly doubt the warden was a trump fan and was "getting back" at avenatti!