Yeah. Shove it down their throats at every opportunity and make em fuckin choke on it like they choke on thigh-skin fake dicks, fuckin trannie-ass leftists homos
If he had any stones he would at least claim he used it for toilet paper. But no way to turn that stance into cash being the Leftist little cunt stooge that he is.
I’m now envisioning an alternate world where he reads it. Out of spite at first, but then the words begin to resonate with him. He’s rereading and contemplating his own life thus far. He’s working out by day and rereading by night, jotting little notes in the margins with a smuggled pencil. The guards know about the pencil, but allow him to keep it. They want to see where this is going. Flash forward to him leaving jail, he slaps the book into the guards chest with a confident grin and one word: “Thanks.” He goes on to become an amazing American success story, the turnaround of the decade. Within a few short years he is confident and kind, running several successful businesses, with a wonderful family backing him up. He is very open about his past, and willingly claims he owes all his success to the Trump Curse.
In the moment when we tell them to their face how wrong they are they'll defend it to the death. Unfortunately the charade they believe in never lasts forever, and over time when the truth finally reaches their NPC brains it then becomes:
"that's old news"
"move on"
etc. etc. etc.
They always seem to deny, forget, or "move on." But one thing is for sure, they never, ever learn from their mistakes. No accountability, that's why they are who they are and they vote for what they vote for.
He and Biden are essentially the same. "Ridin' with Biden" he was in a very expensive car few of us could ever hope to afford. Aviators that probably cost an entire paycheck or at least a half month's wages. Suits from tailors when most of us don't even own a suit, much less one from an actual tailor.
Don never tried to be a man OF the people, just a man FOR the people. Joe tried to be that down home "I understand your struggles" guy like he's lived them before. He's fucking fake.
Well, lets not be too hasty. We can consider that - maybe - if thats the conclusion the committee comes to...after we've held a convention to determine the rules under which we will meet in future to establish the committee.
Whatever person we get behind in 2024 needs to include restitution for the political prisoners as well as a special council to investigate the FBIs role.
Even if you don’t like this guy, the gov need to start facing consequences for mistreatment of prisoners. Ie. Jan 6th, josh pillault, Kyle rittenhouse, etc etc
let me get this straight. he goes to prison. had only one book. it happens to be art of the deal. and now he is in a position to sue for millions? sounds like he learned a lot
how is it cruel to give you a Book, that you DON'T HAVE TO READ DUMB ASS and to my knowledge there is NO law saying they must give you the type of reading material that you want, Gee I want to learn how to make a bomb out of cleaning supplies that can be found in a prison.
Bitch, I’ll do 94 days in solitary for $94 million voluntarily, and I’ll read art of the deal every day. When do I start? Oh, but half up front when I start and half when I finish, because I don’t trust the govt to pay me, so I want to make sure I get at least $47 million, which will only be about $30 million after taxes.
Remember when the Left actually advocated for this clown to run for President?
Yeah. Shove it down their throats at every opportunity and make em fuckin choke on it like they choke on thigh-skin fake dicks, fuckin trannie-ass leftists homos
Did someone put a gun up to his head and tell him he had to read it? Did Big Leeroy make him read it? Dude should have been reading the bible.
It would likely burn his skin if he touched it lol
If he had any stones he would at least claim he used it for toilet paper. But no way to turn that stance into cash being the Leftist little cunt stooge that he is.
If he's able to run a successful business after he gets out, we'll know he read it.
Step 1: don’t extort Nike via email
Upvoted, but ...
Step 1: Don't fuck with The Donald.
I’m now envisioning an alternate world where he reads it. Out of spite at first, but then the words begin to resonate with him. He’s rereading and contemplating his own life thus far. He’s working out by day and rereading by night, jotting little notes in the margins with a smuggled pencil. The guards know about the pencil, but allow him to keep it. They want to see where this is going. Flash forward to him leaving jail, he slaps the book into the guards chest with a confident grin and one word: “Thanks.” He goes on to become an amazing American success story, the turnaround of the decade. Within a few short years he is confident and kind, running several successful businesses, with a wonderful family backing him up. He is very open about his past, and willingly claims he owes all his success to the Trump Curse.
Based Avenatti: A Modern American Folk Tale
Kek
They'll just deny, "I never liked that guy"
Down the memory-hole it goes...
Libtards have no memory so no problem!
In the moment when we tell them to their face how wrong they are they'll defend it to the death. Unfortunately the charade they believe in never lasts forever, and over time when the truth finally reaches their NPC brains it then becomes:
"that's old news"
"move on"
etc. etc. etc.
They always seem to deny, forget, or "move on." But one thing is for sure, they never, ever learn from their mistakes. No accountability, that's why they are who they are and they vote for what they vote for.
Homos that's not right it should be fagget ass Cornholeing cocksuckers who should fuckin die
His hired cunt stripper cost several good cops their jobs in Columbus, leading to even more dirty pigs on the force then before. Fuck him.
He also stole money from disabled clients settlement funds to pay for his private jet/ Ferrari lifestyle . No wonder democrats loved him.
It's hard to keep track, because they keep nominating clowns.
Remember Andrew Gillum? He was found passed out in a hotel doing drugs with male escorts. The left hates when you bring up their hypocrisy
According to one of my Tolerant Leftist "friends," that "didn't happen because CNN didn't report it." Incredible mental gymnastics!
Scary how close we were to having that GRID-infected druggie faggot as governor of FL instead of DeSantis
Yes, instead the Left rigged the election for... Joe Biden.
He and Biden are essentially the same. "Ridin' with Biden" he was in a very expensive car few of us could ever hope to afford. Aviators that probably cost an entire paycheck or at least a half month's wages. Suits from tailors when most of us don't even own a suit, much less one from an actual tailor.
Don never tried to be a man OF the people, just a man FOR the people. Joe tried to be that down home "I understand your struggles" guy like he's lived them before. He's fucking fake.
Pepe Ridge Farms remembers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrJwjYPQvhQ
Oh so being in solitary confinement is mistreatment?
There are many people in the DC gulag who'd like to hear about that.
That's (D)ifferent. Eat your bugs, prole.
At a million a day compensatiion? I hear that is the going rate.
We should have people in DC outside that prison protesting 24/7. Make those guards realize how Soviet they’re acting.
They know, and they think its funny.
my suggestion is a lot more...direct.
And consequential.
I agree. But the fact we’re not doing anything…is bullshit.
A strongly worded gettr post?
From an official government account!
Well, lets not be too hasty. We can consider that - maybe - if thats the conclusion the committee comes to...after we've held a convention to determine the rules under which we will meet in future to establish the committee.
Did Avenatti put them there or support this treatment?
I wonder if the political prisoners of Jan 6 will be able to sue for $1m per day of solitary confinement too
You already know the answer to that.
This is (D)ifferent
I love this so much. I use it as often as possible.
No standing.
They should and I hope one day they will.
Whatever person we get behind in 2024 needs to include restitution for the political prisoners as well as a special council to investigate the FBIs role.
You lost me @ Michael Avenatti.
I remember him best as creepy porn lawyer
I loved how much he hated being called that.
Lol, sometimes the truth hurts the most
CPL on the_Donald
Stormy Daniels' scumbag lawyer who tried to extort Nike.
Scammers gona scam....
He'll be out in time to be the Democratic nominee for 2024.
Biden can't pardon him until he's convicted, can he?
Avenatti was convicted of something. Can’t remember what though.
Hard to keep up with all of those charges that piled up against him so quickly.
Honestly, he should have ran for 2020 and then he couldn't be arrested or investigated. Doing so is an impeachable offence apparently.
Apparently he learned about the big ask from reading the greatest negotiation book ever written. Still hope he loses though.
This should be top comment. He actually read it and learnt
French's my first language, my.english is far from perfect!
Wait.
He's not President yet?
CNN is gonna be upset.
Fake and gay
But still hilarious
If he was only in for 94 days, he probably didn't even get all the way through once.
He should be the voice of an audio version.🤣🤣
Can these guards watch over the J6 political prisoners?
his head rattles when you shake it
Gonna cry, Creepy Porn Lawyer?
Michael Avenatti is a serial liar
He is claiming false imprisonment and false arrest. What a fucking joke.
Hilarious - how did that book end up being his only option? Who's the hero out there that trolled this dickbag
that sounds like bullshit
Complete bullshit. Every prisoner has access to the koran.
Fag harder, faggot.
Trump has written a lot of books. I have around 15. They should've at least let the guy read any of Trump's other books. Still, funny AF if true.
Long time foe? This piece of shit is a nothing. He’s less than a fart in the breeze. Trump doesn’t even think about you.
I remember once when a media stooge breathlessly asked Trump what 'he thought about AOC calling him a racist?'
Trump was like, 'Who?' and then blew off the question with a shrug and an expression like 'whatever'
That right there is what kills them.
Exactly.
Even if you don’t like this guy, the gov need to start facing consequences for mistreatment of prisoners. Ie. Jan 6th, josh pillault, Kyle rittenhouse, etc etc
Get fucked, creepy porn ex-lawyer.
Poor baby. They gave him free literature that could make him rich if he only wasn't such a brazen democrat with his crime habits.
Now do January 6th defendants.
let me get this straight. he goes to prison. had only one book. it happens to be art of the deal. and now he is in a position to sue for millions? sounds like he learned a lot
😂😂😂😂
So what do the Jan 6 political prisoners get?
They have been forced to read CTR crap.
I mean lawsuit wise, I garauntee they have had it worse than creepy porn lawyer.
The ironic thing? He's using things he learned in TAOTD for his suit XD
🤣🤣🤣 what a scam artist.
Another degenerate CNN darling.
Eh, if he spent 90+ days in solitary confinement without legit reasons, that’s fucked up.
I’m not sure people comprehend how terrible that shit can be for normal people.
Otherwise, fuck this dude.
This man is the very definition of loathsome.
Has there ever been anything Michael Avenatti claimed that was actually true?
TRUMP CURSE
how is it cruel to give you a Book, that you DON'T HAVE TO READ DUMB ASS and to my knowledge there is NO law saying they must give you the type of reading material that you want, Gee I want to learn how to make a bomb out of cleaning supplies that can be found in a prison.
He's still a fuck'n idiot
sounds like total bullshit. he should also be happy they kept him in solitary and didnt just throw him to the wolves
Bitch, I’ll do 94 days in solitary for $94 million voluntarily, and I’ll read art of the deal every day. When do I start? Oh, but half up front when I start and half when I finish, because I don’t trust the govt to pay me, so I want to make sure I get at least $47 million, which will only be about $30 million after taxes.
I hope he wins. Then we get to sue the DC jailer for worse crimes, times 200 political prisoners
I'll bet they would have given him a Bible, if he asked for one. lol
He doesn’t miss a trick, does he? Trump Curse Victim
A lawyer who made a whole career out of suing everyone for everything sues someone...go figure
I counter your unreasonable initial offer with a $1 million a day book rental fee for the book you obviously didn't even read.
You are in prison. You do not get to complain about books.
Sounds like a template for how the heroes of Jan 6 should fire back at the government. Million a day for mistreatment.
This dude needs to be memory-holed
So what moron did he sucker into filing this new suit for him? Do they know they won't be paid?
If Michael Avenatti says it, it isn't true. End of story.
I hate admit it, but if this is true, he's got a point.
This has to be the best case of Karma I've ever seen
Whatta fag
he was in a manhattan prison, i highly doubt the warden was a trump fan and was "getting back" at avenatti!