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Jaybone86 228 points ago +228 / -0

I can only get so hard.

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MissingTrump 70 points ago +71 / -1

Me too. And it's not even going away. I'm debating going down to the hospital and telling everyone I've had this erection for hours.

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Filo76 70 points ago +70 / -0

Better not. They’ll diagnose you with Covid and put you on a vent.

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MissingTrump 25 points ago +26 / -1

Lol. I just peed a little. Thanks. Erection is still there though. /flex

I want to see this happening everywhere.

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Trumpican 6 points ago +6 / -0

Put that thing to good use. Go make passionate love to your wife over and over again until it goes away.

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BloodElfSupporter 4 points ago +4 / -0

And make MAGA babies 😍😍😍

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HerbertBailBondsh -1 points ago +2 / -3

or the neighbors wife

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DontTreadOnLego 1 point ago +1 / -0

But not if she had the clotshot!

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DJT_JR6544 1 point ago +1 / -0

Strong! Virile patriot!

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BudBurner 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's one of the symptoms.

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highmoves 9 points ago +9 / -0

Vaxx cures priapism -cdc

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trex554 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vaxx shrinks your dick an inch.

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USAisgone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put the vent on your dong and turn on reverse. Problem solved

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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bubadmt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don’t go, they’ll count you as a COVID-related illness. Then a week later, Revolver will release a piece on you saying that the vaccine made your dick 3 inches longer.

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A_Russian_Wall 1 point ago +2 / -1

Call some leftist soyboy's wife.

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user365927285937 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plot twist: you’re a chick

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Dystopiaslayer 24 points ago +30 / -6

Doomer faggots here in Nov and Dec 2021:

"Muh Youngkin is more communist than Northam and McAuliffe!!! REEEEE!!!!!!"

I think what are worst than Democrats are butthurt losers from the GOP primary who rage vote for the Democrats because their shitty candidates lost in the GOP primary. Instead of simply shutting up and letting Youngkin prove them right (they have 4 years to wait for something to happen) they shot their mouths off hoping and praying that Youngkin becomes more leftist than Blackface and McAuliffe. They all got eggs on their face and they will always be worthless when it comes to voting.

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Mangomangomango89 10 points ago +12 / -2

Youngkin already was a leftist before he ran. It's good to see this, hope he continues to govern on why he was elected and not prior beliefs

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JESUSJUGS 9 points ago +9 / -0

So glad to be a Northern Virginian (never thought I’d say that!).

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elmerecido 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do not come. Do not come.

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everylastjuan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Relax, don't do it

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HerbertBailBondsh 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you wanna go do it Relax, don't do it When you wanna come Relax, don't do it When you wanna suck, chew it Relax, don't do it When you wanna come

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entwickelnden 7 points ago +7 / -0

seriously. where tf can we donate to this guy as positive reinforcement?

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DeplorableCentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

It looks like he’s only taking donations on WinRed.

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gloriouschairmanpao 0 points ago +2 / -2

Looking like a good 2024 running mate for Trump

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Choomguy 110 points ago +111 / -1

These people dont get that they are outnumbered bigly. Diversity is just racism against whites.

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RIPIsaacKappy 65 points ago +65 / -0

I dunno, sometimes they hate Asians too. But yeah, mostly no whites allowed. Unless you're gay or trans or suffering some other mental instability.

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SneezerAugustus 30 points ago +30 / -0

They consider Asians to be whites because they are successful and “have assimilated into western culture.” Basically if you can show up on time they consider you to be white.

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anotherthing 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's what it's all about, the destruction of Western Culture, it's history, philosophy, and so on. What dumb shits like that Ethan Lynne guy don't realize is that his head will be on the chopping block as well.

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Long_time_lurker 10 points ago +10 / -0

Even gays are too straight for them now. You might think I'm kidding, but I'm not.

It's just part of the degeneracy treadmill and they're only getting warmed up.

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JESUSJUGS 33 points ago +36 / -3

Let the doomers keep dooming. At least Youngkin is doing something. We literally went from 1000% Stalinist Commie state to semi-based bastion overnight. Lots of cucks don’t get that or how big it is.

This is akin to parts of San Francisco suddenly being occupied by Republicans. (I’ve lived in both, and NoVA is definitely on-par with SF)

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AOCs_tits_4ever 21 points ago +21 / -0

I've lived in both too...now in VA...and fully stoked at the last 24 hours. Already I'm hearing Fairfax and other cucked counties are planning to ignore his mask mandate ban. Fuck Around, Find Out.

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tombombadil 16 points ago +16 / -0

He needs to withhold funding from fairfax county public schools if they keep requiring masks. Enough of this shit. NoVA wants this to last forever because they directly benefit financially from this pandemic. All the DC insiders live there.

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Induceddrag 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Fairfax School Board should be worrying more about the new AG coming after them for intentional racial bias against Whites and Asians. A parents group just got a bunch of incriminating emails through FOIA that are enough to file a civil rights complaint with the state.

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh shit is this about Thomas Jefferson High School? Source?

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Induceddrag 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://omny.fm/shows/the-vince-coglianese-show/playlists/podcast/embed?style=cover

Hour 3 on the WMAL Vince Coglianese Show. Link is for the podcast or you can browse through the website to find it.

The national School Board Assoc. is also based in Fairfax and some of the same parents got the information linking the Education Secretary to the whole “parents are terrorists” bullshit from AG Garland. Looks like these commies are fucking with the wrong parents.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fairfags county. At least spell their name right!

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HerbertBailBondsh 1 point ago +1 / -0

go out unmasked and be the first to get arrested and the first to sue their asses.

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koditxu 19 points ago +19 / -0

D.I.E. is a much more apt acronym.

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TheSonOfGadsden 33 points ago +33 / -0

Cry more ethan. Keep crying like a bitch.

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Tallsie 31 points ago +31 / -0

Good. This position is the equivalent of a Soviet Union style political commissar. It’s a party position with the means to detect wrong think within an organization and the ability to get the wrong think removed.

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2024isNOW 14 points ago +14 / -0

Will not work for a Corp with a diversity and inclusion officer. I work for myself

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Viewer01 6 points ago +6 / -0

I do. I just subvert and whisper in ears where possible. Marxists count on you taking a stand against them outright so they can remove you. They cannot attack the knife in the dark or the cancer undetected.

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TheMAGAlorian787 20 points ago +20 / -0

“Sickening” - these people are certifiably retarded. What’s sickening is pushing “diversity, equity, and inclusion” while at the same time excluding anyone with a differing opinion or if you’re white. Fuck your “diversity.”

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ArchbishopofKekistan 1 point ago +1 / -0

They apparently missed the 11 Native tribe dance they did for him at his inauguration.

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Quality 19 points ago +24 / -5

Nice start for Youngkin. Voted for him, but I've been a bit suspicious of his true intentions. Thought he came across as being a too contrived. Seemed like he may have just been after Trump's massive voter base. We'll see how he does. I'm not jumping fully on board just yet.

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me-no-likely3 22 points ago +22 / -0

He’s at least better than the Democrat he replaced. It’s delightfully refreshing.

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Quality 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, but that standard was set abysmally low.

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me-no-likely3 5 points ago +5 / -0

True, but I almost can’t believe that we’re seeing results we thought we’d never see. Let’s be a little happy about it at least

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Quality 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm optimistic about Youngkin. We'll see how it goes.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like Winsome better.

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Quality 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely. 100% Agreed.

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TheMAGAlorian787 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah, I doubt he believes in killing newborns. Yay for babies!

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grapenuts 5 points ago +5 / -0

at some point theyll figure out the best way to stay in power is do what maga wants

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Boruzu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man, I wish I bookmarked it, but he fired like freaking a couple dozen diversity hires already. This is the stuff dreams are made of.

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RIPIsaacKappy 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sounds like a bunch of lefties need that "Die mad you salty bitch" meme in their lives.

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theglynn 14 points ago +14 / -0

Gee, How will we survive?

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FatBeagleMars 11 points ago +11 / -0

Anyone got some salt? I'm too lazy to mine it myself.

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AHonkTooFar 11 points ago +11 / -0

When are they not melting down? Chernobyl has nothing on libtards.

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Gnometard 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm all about equality, I've seen MORE THAN ENOUGH people getting promoted because of being friends or because of bullshit games.

It's the equity part that kills me. Should not be letting incompetend people get promoted, equality would require everyone to be judged on merit rather than skin color or how friendly you are.

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2024isNOW 6 points ago +6 / -0

Boeing and other companies are experiencing unprecedented engineering foibles. We know why

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Klown_Schwab 3 points ago +3 / -0

The patriarchy?

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Skogin 10 points ago +10 / -0

MOAR

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EvilGuy 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is the kind of action I like to see. Not promise the world, then maybe 2 years down the road make a few half hearted changes, then try to run for re-election on those sad changes like you actually kept your promises.

Make the leftists cry and then cry some more. That's the only way going forward Republicans will ever be re-elected. We want fighters. We don't even care if you win all the time. We just want someone willing to make the damn effort.

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Crappydatum 9 points ago +9 / -0

We need to rename it

Diversity Inclusion Equity

Then we can say DIE

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DonttrustChina 6 points ago +6 / -0

By any rational metric, Youngkin is a moderate. Center-right. An earnest one, not a RINO, but a moderate.

And they still treat him like Satan incarnate.

I hope that dissuades anyone who thinks we can nominate a moderate in 24 to appease the media. No, the moment they run they'll be "even WORSE than Trump!" and so forth.

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Herecomedatpresident 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly Trump is a moderate too. They don't care.

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DonttrustChina 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump is an unusual mixed bag. Like...he straight up takes leftist trade positions. Bernie Sanders agrees with him on trade deals. And he's for federal marijuana legalization, hell that puts him to the left of Joe Biden on the issue.

But on other things, he's a HARDLINE conservative nationalist.

I would less call Trump moderate than heterodox, he's not a career politician, he doesn't have an ingrained ideology that undergirds and ties together his views on every issue. He just takes the stance he sees as making sense on the individual subject, sells his argument for why, and fights like hell for it.

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Nameless_Mofo 2 points ago +2 / -0

In other words, they tested Trump's DNA and it wasn't DNA, it was USA.

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DonttrustChina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes.

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cakedva 6 points ago +6 / -0

Liberal lunatics in Loudoun are fucking losing their minds!! Love it!!

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liberty4alll 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love how the acryonym used to be “DIE” and then they changed it to “DEI” because of the Freudian slip.

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Marzieattaks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sweet!

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sully 5 points ago +5 / -0

The best thing is when Liberals no longer get their way.

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fclampazzo 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have a lot of work to do.

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nakedjay 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn, he is going scorched earth right out the gates

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psyflux 5 points ago +5 / -0

Makes me wonder what they're going to do with the six-figure salary of the individual formerly responsible.

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lovemylibs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Spend it on road salt.

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Southboundanddown 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh my, well, seems the doomer-fags were wrong.

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ImmuneResponse 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ethan Lynne is a bitchmade faggot.

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PatriotSkorzeny 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok. He’s at…

+1.

Keeping score!

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Data 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't live in Virginia but I kinda like this guy. Can't wait to see what he does next.

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maga_mama_757 4 points ago +4 / -0

I live in VA and for once I'm happy about it! Lol. I had that awful page/site bookmarked just so I could show it to people who claimed, "But CRT isn't taught in our schools!"

And now it's gone. LMFAO. I'm loving it!

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ethan123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Next fire people at UVA and Virginia Tech

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DrainNIH 4 points ago +4 / -0
  1. Twitter isn't real; 2. Get used to ignoring Communists whining.
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acidburn 4 points ago +4 / -0

saving taxpayer dollars. how horrible. next he's gonna try something like fixing healthcare, or the local economy. the nerve.

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Stable_Genius84 4 points ago +4 / -0

DeSantis 2.0. We need one of these running every red or contentious state.

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QMAB 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yessss. He listened to us and corrected the issue. 👏 Perfect.

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Testosteroneape2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahahahahahahah

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Ligersrule1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seethe harder, ya communist!

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2024isNOW 3 points ago +3 / -0

He removed the commie infiltrator. Bravo

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BoomShtick 1 point ago +1 / -0

These positions are akin to the commissars of the USSR. Political officers attached to organizations that do nothing but push the agenda forward.

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covok48 3 points ago +3 / -0

This need to happen around the country everywhere in every organization on every level.

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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only thing that person can do is be a nuisance

They will never be satisfied, that would lead to unemployment. So lose it

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SecedeNOW 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only proper response to that boy is "shut up, pussy".

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Diversity is a liability

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Boruzu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Diversity is perversity

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Patriot54321 3 points ago +3 / -0

And some of y’all called him a grifter

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Waffle_McButters 3 points ago +3 / -0

Draining the virginia state swamp and i love it!

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JuliusEvola 3 points ago +5 / -2

It’s sad that this is based now.

How did crap ever get so far as for this to even be a thing?

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reagan2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone is already included. Everyone has opportunity.

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CentralAmericanPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could the guy actually be he real deal? I never would have guessed it knowing his background.

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Kashim11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good start! Lets keep going! I love my state again!

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Yeti2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome!

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ChynahIzAzzhole 3 points ago +3 / -0

🇺🇸🦴er

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renata_h 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it Ethan or Lynne?

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Memecaliber 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should be rearranged and called D.I.E.

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Rodoflordlymight 2 points ago +2 / -0

YESSSSS