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Hinano 42 points ago +42 / -0

Some teachers getting paid to run zoom detention. Unbelievable.

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Dennislearsysbastard 27 points ago +27 / -0

Outsource the detention to India. That should scare the teachers.

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anon072921 12 points ago +12 / -0

Now pick up the headset and follow the script.

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CanadianFren 11 points ago +11 / -0

"We have detected a virus on your IP address"

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HKgoneWild 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lmao clown world reaching, yet again, for new heights.

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rk9251 22 points ago +22 / -0

Send a Zoom "Fuck Off"

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JMaN 7 points ago +7 / -0

How does a child get detention for not paying attention in Zoom?

Remember when children "didn't pay attention" or were too active all they did was put them on drugs?

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Brobold 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder sometimes if Ritalin fucked up my brain before going into adulthood.

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RIPIsaacKappy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, I started taking it at like 8 years old. Was basically given meth every day from 8 to 18.

That absolutely had profound affects on a developing brain.

Big pharma has always been the enemy.

"Kid a little rambunctious? Bored in school? Give'em meth!"

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JMaN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, you're good. You have a good brain. Some might even call it the best brain.

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IncredibleMrE1 18 points ago +18 / -0

Pretending to take this seriously is inflicting mental damage on your child, ma'am.

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Dpop 17 points ago +17 / -0

Thats some dumb shit right there.

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CousinLennyrd 11 points ago +11 / -0

If I found myself as a parent in this crap, I would go out to the fusebox and we would have a "power outage" and the electrican can't come for a couple of weeks because of commiecooties, and go camping for a couple of weeks.

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tentonbudgie 7 points ago +7 / -0

They just want to teach the kid to sit there and shut up in front of the screen and be watched while you sit there and do nothing.

That's the lesson.

That's what school is for now.

What do you think jobs are now.

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Rope_Tree_Journalist 4 points ago +4 / -0

You just described my last job in software.

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pikX 7 points ago +7 / -0

i think i speak for all that have gone through online class when i say that online learning is far inferior to in person learning. it might be less enjoyable because you can't goof off as easily, but being there makes it much easier to focus.

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ronnietherocket 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have this problem with meetings. With in-person meetings my attention might lapse for a few minutes, but with virtual meetings, if it lapses, I start browsing other shit and lose the thread of the meeting. For awhile this wasn't too bad as the meetings were pointless, but the last few months, my meetings have shifted to mattering more.

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's one of the known problems with meetings. It's why Six Sigma Quality has standing (or sometimes walking) meetings. You huddle in a quiet corner, spend 10-15 minutes discussing the current status and you're done.

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NADSAQ 2 points ago +3 / -1

it’s just done wrong, as in, the worst possible way of all the ways you could do it

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1776take2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Post the zoom link and password on a porno chat room with the title, “Young nymphos want to play school with you… bad teachers wanted”. That class should wrap up pretty quick.

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. The "teacher" will be checked out and unaware of anything besides a face on the screen. I'd have a book out of camera sight. 😄😄😄

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do they go for vapes behind the virtual bike-sheds?

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PosterIsDead 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm a teacher. I didn't pay attention in Zoom.

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DrJosephWarren 3 points ago +3 / -0

No doubt in my mind you must be masked to be in Zoom Detention or you get another like fuckin Bender

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gb1787 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe I’m retarded, but I don’t get it

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Smooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not doing any pre or post standard hour detentions with my kid. They get from 8-3 or whatever then they can fuck off. Schools on a short leash already, just by the nature of the public school system. Thank god I live in a very red school district

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toodler 1 point ago +2 / -1

I think we all got zoom detention. It's called "covid."

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

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