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Nuke-da-Whales 208 points ago +208 / -0

Who the fuck would want to go anywhere near Australia???

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BillGateCanSuckIt 163 points ago +163 / -0

Until their prime minister hangs from a pole, Australia is dead to me

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PopMaca 70 points ago +71 / -1

I would rather visit Yemen, North Korea and the most ducked up place in Rwanda than Melbourne

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 105 points ago +106 / -1

Just go to Gary, Indiana. You will save money on travel and get the same terrifying experience.

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UnusualPepe 17 points ago +17 / -0

lol

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Dratchev 10 points ago +10 / -0

gary ain't so bad anymore all the filth moved to the cities and towns that surrounded gary like Hammond, Merrilville, east chicago, etc.

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ChocolateEvryday 6 points ago +6 / -0

Been to Schererville lately?

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Dratchev 6 points ago +6 / -0

not since 2001. likely turned into a shithole like the rest of the area eh?

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ChocolateEvryday 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's on its merry way unfortunately

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Goldlight 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh ya? indiana should deport them to chicago

edit: oh I keep forgetting gary area (including schererville) is basically chicago's overflow into indiana

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Shittinonsocialism 1 point ago +1 / -0

The filth moved to DC with his husband...

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trumptasticly 6 points ago +7 / -1

I Doubt Gary, In has dating registries were you have to disclose possible dates or sexual contact and apply to be allowed to date, doubt that you would be thrown into a quarantine camp even if you never had covid while visiting Indiana. Highly doubt the military will hunt you down and forcibly take your kids and inject them with untested poison, the list goes on but the point is at the moment Australia is far worse.

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Plashler 4 points ago +4 / -0

The US was (is) two supreme court votes away from being just as bad. Three of them, on the fucking Supreme Ct, based their decisions on propaganda and hysterical panic, openly arguing that the Constitution means nothing.

If they had been successful in installing hilary, the US would now make the Australian nightmare pale by comparison.

Two fucking people. Keep that in mind, every "election" counts.

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BillDBlasiosBlackSon 2 points ago +3 / -1

Highly doubt the military will hunt you down and forcibly take your kids and inject them with untested poison,

Not quite yet, but we're close. As you said, America is better, but only at the moment.

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaja👍😂

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Millie1234 7 points ago +7 / -0

Got a chance of survival in those places at least, in Aus they'll hold you down for the clot shot.

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PopMaca 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes! Bribe, skills, guns... and you can escape.

Australia - no way Jose

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LorettasKankles 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some dude recently visited Libya. Check it out on YouTube. White dude actually flew into Libya and stayed there for a couple days.

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PopMaca 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everything is better than Australia.

I'm watching some YT dude going to strange places and sadly - those places are more normal than Europe

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learntocode 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rwanda has been doing pretty well lately, from what I have read and seen. Second hand reports are that the place has been booming.

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PopMaca 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK!

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crackerstacker 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard Rwanda is actually pretty nice as Africa goes.

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AOCs_tits_4ever 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who knew Fat Amy would turn out to be a more accurate representative of Down Under than Crocodile Dundee.

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 3 points ago +3 / -0

With an electric rope

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captain-shitpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

fact. they need to execute that traitor for crimes against humanity. put his fucking head on a pike in front of parliament as a warning that this shit is never to be tolerated.

until then, australia can fuck off.

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AussieTrumpFan 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well, he holidays in Hawaii a lot. But that would require you to put your money where your mouth is...

Until then, shut your shithole and take care of your own mess.

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spezisacuckold 16 points ago +16 / -0

Full circle

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ScrewReddit 30 points ago +32 / -2

I'll be honest. I don't know who the fuck would want to pay to watch tennis.

Anyway, 86% of Australia's population now lives in urban areas. For the last 50 years, that seems to be the recipe for the rise of leftism. They're doomed.

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The_Usurper 27 points ago +27 / -0

This is what totalitarians always do. They have to corral people into cities in order to control them. It’s why everyone in Soviet Russia lived in high rise apartments even though they were about 2% of the world’s population and controlled 20% of the world’s landmass.

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texas4ever 7 points ago +7 / -0

Great point. Russia has beautiful countryside but they cram them in these ugly, shitty high rise buildings in cities. Used to do business there.

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snowcatzor 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is changing in modern times though. I went to Moscow in 2016 and saw plenty of newly-built detached housing products in the outer suburbs. They should still get rid of more blocky, brutalist, Soviet-era high-rises though.

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texas4ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good to know. Russia could be an amazing country if they'd cut down on the corruption, it has everything you need for success. They are pretty based, just soft on corruption.

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texas4ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, it's corrupt as hell in our country without a doubt. What I mean is Russia has great natural resources and everything you need to have a great country. I speak Russian as a 2nd language and worked with some top level businessmen there. They are really good at math and science, it's just that due to the corruption a lot of great programmers etc. move overseas. Was talking to a Russian programmer last year, mentioned something about their skill level and he said unfortunately half of them are here in the USA.

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IAmNotAnAutist 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's happening all over the former east bloc.

Suburbs popping up. Well, at least until about six months ago, when building supplies almost doubled in price.

Thanks Joe, you fucking asshat.

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FrankWisner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Luciferian-Marxists and Retarded Midget Tyrants in training.

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newuser999 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lots of places I had to cross off the list, however it's opened up others

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WomenShouldntVote 89 points ago +89 / -0

The irony is that it’s all vaccinated people asking for refunds. The entire country is being held against their will by a terrorist government.

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ca18det 37 points ago +37 / -0

I always saw Aussies as our cousins. It's been one of many disappointments to see them cowed these last two years.

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spezisacuckold 12 points ago +16 / -4

You should've have recognized this when they gave up their guns.

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zzyzyx 9 points ago +9 / -0

Actually, they still have lots of guns. Bolt action rifles. It's the semi-autos that were seized.

Regardless, fuck Australia's tyranny. And fuck the US tyranny too.

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Wheresmyglock 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah because you guys having guns really helped in stopping a fucking fraudulent presidential election ay?

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IAmNotAnAutist 0 points ago +1 / -1

He's right, and you're retarded.

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BillDBlasiosBlackSon 3 points ago +3 / -0

So what's the difference

Americans can change their minds, Australians have made theirs.

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Waitafriggingminute 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now they are Canada's more retarded cousin.

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ScrewReddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Anti-cat? Most of their population is in the cat half:

https://laughingsquid.com/australia-dog-head-cat-head/

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arebee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anti cat? Lol

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orcwordlaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think he's conflating domestic cats with feral cats. Australia doesn't have any native cat species. They do a lot of damage to native wildlife.

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NADSAQ -1 points ago +1 / -2

maybe u/AlcoholicRetard is auscunt

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NADSAQ 6 points ago +7 / -1

I’m two years sober today and I just hugged my kitty.

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AlcoholicRetard -6 points ago +5 / -11

You cat fags are all the same.

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BidenTouchedMe 4 points ago +5 / -1

What is a cat fag? You know cat's are the most prolific hunters on the planet. Top of the food chain behind humans. There is a reason you see them sleeping in the middle of the day on the african plains without a fear. Even a typical housecat with kill several hundred creatures a year when outside. Not sure wha is gay about cats aside from those weird japanese cats

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Pats5x 5 points ago +5 / -0

can confirm. did an addition to our house. during the project some mice got in. after the project was buttoned up those bastards were locked in our home. we have a cat whose breed is known as incredible mousers.....she left us presents of dead mouse every morning for a several weeks...15 dead nice in all...never heard from a mose again...

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IAmNotAnAutist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guys...with cats...I don't know. - George Costanza

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Nerdrem1 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's why pussies like u/alcoholicretard (username relevant) hate them. "mUh SoNgBiRdS!"

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AOCs_tits_4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

What even is this argument? Cat half? What?

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AOCs_tits_4ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh wait never mind just saw the video.

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Trumpymctrumpface 45 points ago +45 / -0

Nobody wants to see the second best, they want to see #1.

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NotProgCensored 19 points ago +19 / -0

Novax is going to be #1 for a very long time if all his competitors are jabbed.

World ranked #22 tennis player, Nikoloz Basilashvili, quits Australian Open tune-up match at the Sydney Cup due to breathing difficulties in the first set, after complaining 'my chest hurts every point.'

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trumpORbust 9 points ago +9 / -0

We are all winners -- keeping score is raycist

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toodler 36 points ago +36 / -0

HAHAHAH saw normie news last night, the gaslighting on this was absurd.

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Ryan_ 19 points ago +19 / -0

Can’t let healthy people compete in our sports but grown adult men can play on teenage girl basketball teams 🤡

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Tenspot20 28 points ago +28 / -0

They'll just get two trannies to throw sticks and poo at each other.

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Dunkin4COVAIDS 14 points ago +14 / -0

And then claim the advancement of women's empowerment.

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ciemPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

poo is offensive!! Start using the term trans-vagina discharge please

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inspir3dgenius 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish I was not eating when I read this

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cyberwar 24 points ago +24 / -0

boycott Australia and all Australian products

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TonyTreehouse 10 points ago +10 / -0

That actually isn't so hard since a lot of their exports go to Asia and not all that much to the US. But they are certainly off the travel list. Unvaxed can't go there anyway. Not sure about vaxed.

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mainsoda 4 points ago +4 / -0

Vaxed or not they will throw you into a concentration camp in two seconds on that prison island.

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IAmNotAnAutist 4 points ago +4 / -0

No way in hell would I set foot on that Island.

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ScrewReddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think I've drunk a Foster's in over 20 years, so I got that covered.

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JoggingLooter 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the US you get your Fosters beer from the Molson brewery in Canada. So you were still good.

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liberpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Canada is only about half a notch better...

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BigCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Canada wants to be Australia

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Redpill-notCommieRed 20 points ago +20 / -0

They are actually letting people gather and watch it? I thought they'd be doing that cardboard cutout bullshit.

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DicerningSword 17 points ago +17 / -0

I see the Normalization Phase is being rolled out, it wont stick because the base social, cultural structure needed to maintain it is broken. The Authors of the Narrative and those issuing the directives wont comprehend the depth of the error until its to late. Embrace the Crisis Frens cause a Real one is coming..

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artifex_mundi_x 6 points ago +6 / -0

People are getting REALLY angry over this, gonna get dangerous for all those lying scumbags.

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DicerningSword 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anger makes you Stupid, easy to control. No what's happening is not so much about the controlled opposition or the instigated reactionaries, yes we will have plenty of that..

No what's going to happen is different then that and its why the Normalization post crisis phase of cementing social change is going to blow up into something New and unpredicted or rather unpredictable..

Change is a variable and the rate of change is dependent on a tempestuous Storm of other variables. The old tricks Narratives writers are employing now are not going to work as they used to and they are educating the public on things the ruling class really don't want people knowing about.

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Charles1525 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can't have that........Imagine if an un-vaxxed player won the match while the vaxxed players were wheezing and gasping for breath, and having chest pains, oh the [email protected]!

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DontApologize 9 points ago +9 / -0

They don't care about losing money. These people are ideologues. It's a mind virus. They are literally enslaved by the idea. They believe they have free will but they do not - they are fully and entirely controlled.

A friend of mine's mother died - so he went back to Hong Kong because he needs to deal with the will. And let me tell you its NOT just the government driving this insanity. It's the PEOPLE.

A few people from Cathay Pacific spread the omicron virus - so the cancelled flights from NYC - they have mask mandates everywhere. They have mandatory vaccines everywhere. So they slapped on a weird eating curfew after 6pm. (Like the virus only travels at night).

But this wasn't enough. The people wanted harsher restrictions. They want all flights cancelled. They want longer quarantine times. And this is in the area with the statistically highest IQ in the entire world.

Whatever crazy stuff the Australia government wants there are LOTS of scared as shit lemmings who AGREE with it. Same with Hong Kong - same with the US.

We aren't winning here - there plans are working much better than they ever imagined. Its rather like they created a monster they can't quite control.

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BillDBlasiosBlackSon 0 points ago +1 / -1

there plans are working much better than they ever imagined. Its rather like they created a monster they can't quite control

I don't think these two statements go together.

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least_counties_ever 6 points ago +7 / -1

Anyone who attends, or watches, the Australian Open is a cuck.

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maga_jon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sad to say about my country but it is currently being run by Karens. Total embarrassment.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

By the marketing genius that decided to "See you in the NT". After "Where the bloody hell are you?"

I will admit that it was an inspired marketing line...

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Pepelosi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Go woke and get the jab then a stoke.

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crackerstacker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stealing this

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Pepelosi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please do! I’m open source.

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BillionsAndBillions 5 points ago +6 / -1

"Get woke, go broke."

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BaldyGull 5 points ago +5 / -0

In fairness, the tennis people were fine with him. He got deported by Australian government.

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nachosamplerREBORN 5 points ago +5 / -0

It screws the winner to - the title is meaningless unless it’s the best vs. the best...they’ll never know if they were the true winner or not.

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Sheprecon31 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ooof bye bye

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SoldierofKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone who competes and wins is an asterix winner because the champ wasn't allowed to defend his title with honor

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User_X 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its bend or break time over there is Auswitztralia. They bend the knee and let the tennis game to play and the Australian people see weakness and revolt OR they break and cancel all covid measures for everyone, admit they went over the line which builds laws against this happening again. COVID is over one way or another.

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selectamatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go pro poke, go broke

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Dave 2 points ago +2 / -0

His name is Novax.

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puppetmaster33 [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

lol

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cptkloss 2 points ago +2 / -0

geez...it's just some unknown company doing "analysis" of google search terms trends....

another bullshit "news" pulled straight out of the ass....

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ChynahIzAzzhole 2 points ago +2 / -0

If a tennis player doesn't drop out they're a fascist. They drew the lines... not me.

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ForlornHope1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, I think the ideal Aussie viewpoint pre Covid was tough, dependable and independent. That view is gone, unfortunately Aussies are compliant, demoralized and weak and I don't think that they will ever be strong unless they have a revolution against the tyrannical federal government but its hard to fight when you gave up your guns.

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ughicanteven 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly 70% of aussies support banning him

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arebee 3 points ago +3 / -0

According to our lying news? Get fucked, lol. That’s not accurate and I don’t believe it for a second.

Realistically, 30% want him to play, 20% are for banning him and the remaining don’t care.

Aussies are lethargic, careless faggot consumers.

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Baconb_breakfast 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope money is lost on this event.

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trauncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get Woke, die screaming? Was that it?

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SirJiub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go woke get paper? I think that's what the minorities say.

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thelastlast 2 points ago +2 / -0

covidiots: everyone hates you.

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DrinkTeaNotKoolaid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bwahahahaha!

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freewillsetstruth 1 point ago +1 / -0

... FIND OUT

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Grond999 1 point ago +2 / -1

NO...tennis won't go broke. The left have untold monies and corporations under their control.

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unicornpoop 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the fuck did they think was going to happen?

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UnusualPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

i know, i am never going to australia and never gonna watch AO again

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jermzdeejd 1 point ago +1 / -0

I could be the biggest tennis fan ever, but I am not stepping foot in that country until that government comes back to reality.

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MarcusAurelius 1 point ago +1 / -0

But you'll miss a front row seat where you get to see the athletes and ball fondlers drop dead from their vaccines.

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DonuteaterReturns 1 point ago +2 / -1

Go woke, get funded by blackrock. It's never been about profits.

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Neutral_admin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plus one of the ball boys collapsed on the court.

Totes normal stuff guys.

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Bigly2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

The real shame is that more Aussies aren't calling out their own countries bullshit. If the players had any respect for the sport they would boycott the tournament and go home.

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Patton58 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice job, Prime Minister. P.S. - fuck you, too!

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thedaynos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those tickets will be bought and the stadium will be full.

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Blackeye 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am surprised the commies in Australia are even allowing people to congregate at these tennis match’s

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BidenTouchedMe 0 points ago +1 / -1

Are there any aussie pedes or have they been fully cucked? I don't see many chiming in on here.

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arebee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stop chiming in cause we’re always saying the same thing. There’s a fair few of us. My gym is mostly unvacc.

It’s illegal for us to work unless we work from home, so lots of people struggling.

I take solice knowing if these morons get their own way, while I may be first to suffer to stick to what I think is right, ultimately these assholes shit in their own bed too.

All the neutral just go along with it morons who just want to see their marvel movies and consume their bullshit, will realise it’s too late once we’re gone and they’re forced to have anal exams to buy a cup of coffee.

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tashnag_01 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's still some of us remaining.

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conservativefrank 0 points ago +2 / -2

Did they admit it was over the vaccine, or are they still claiming it's a problem with his visa - without mentioning the problem is being unvaccinated?

He was wearing a mask when he got off the plane. Doesn't he understand that complying doesn't help him? They told him it was OK for him to enter Australia, gave him an exemption, and then they pulled this visa crap. Complying doesn't protect you.

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GookFlu 1 point ago +1 / -0

The news said that Auschtralian .gov didn't want to promote "vaccine hesitancy" by allowing him to stay, that and they wanted to "send a clear message" to any other vaccine free purebloods thinking of entering Austrawitz. What the media says vs the facts of the situation are anyone's guess though.

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conservativefrank 0 points ago +1 / -1

The scum did it after telling him he could enter Australia to play. That's worse than just telling him stay out.

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GookFlu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep.