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Broke Broke Broken (media.patriots.win)             LET'S GO BRANDON 
posted ago by Trick ago by Trick +3350 / -1
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Coslin 71 points ago +71 / -0

The sippy cup makes this prime material!

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SteakywithKetchup 37 points ago +37 / -0

Sippy cup with blood on his hands- this is Joe Biden

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HockeyMom4Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Perfection

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SquiggyMcPepe 1 point ago +2 / -1

Broke Back Biden

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RedDon 7 points ago +7 / -0

And that tiny, empty thought bubble.

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Plus a teleprompter with Obama’s symbol on it in the shopping cart.

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Quidnunc 1 point ago +1 / -0

I missed that!

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corntortilla 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh my! I was so focused on the sippy cup, wondering is that really a silly cup and contemplating what that said about our illegally installed “president”, that I completely missed the blood.

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Libertardian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now why would there be blood on his hands while holding a sippy cup? Wouldn't have anything to do with young children, would it?

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MissingTrump 10 points ago +11 / -1

He is just trying to get us all to lose weight. Remember, the Obama's tried it. Well, he is succeeding where they failed.

Checkmate Drummmmmpppdfffftardz

/Sarcasm (I feel like I have to do this now so people don't take something obviously sarcastic and call me a shill.)

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corntortilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

Phht. Joke is on them, because my pantry is stuffed full, both at home and on the sailboat.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably tough to keep ahold of with all that blood on his hands.

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Fenianlad 4 points ago +4 / -0

The empty thought bubble. Lights are on, nobody is home.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

A little ripple with a nipple, perfect for the Infant In Chef.

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RentedMule 39 points ago +40 / -1

The lines at my store sure aren't any shorter. Because of staffing problems, the checkout lines at my grocery store routinely extend all the way back into the merchandise aisles.

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LoobintheToobin 18 points ago +18 / -0

We are seeing the same thing. They don’t have shorter checkout lines. Less checkers available due to Mandates and sick outs. Huge store and you’re waiting forever If one refuses to “self checkout.”

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Pissed_American 7 points ago +9 / -2

Last year I walked out the door of Kroger and wal Mart multiple times with carts full of groceries I didn't pay for. I'm not waiting 40 minutes in a line that stretched back into the aisles. And fuck those corporations they're the ones making us poor.

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

And fuck those corporations they're the ones making us poor.

Read Thomas Sowell. Start with Basic Economics. You must educate yourself on economics if you want to MAGA.

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Pissed_American 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where does Sowell mention what to do when a leftist government forced you out of work to keep old people safe? If we want to MAGA we need to make these corporations RUN from what they're doing to us now. Union Pacific in California is threatening to stop the trains. Because they're breaking open the containers and stealing/destroying everything. And I hope they do. I hope all these stores close and I have to live off my emergency food storage for a couple months. Starve out all the dipshits that keep voting for our demise.

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tombombadil 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s not the corporations that are putting these restrictions in place. It is the government.

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Pissed_American 4 points ago +4 / -0

The lucrative merger.

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BigIronBigIron 9 points ago +10 / -1

This is the case even for self-checkout.

At this point, why NOT shoplift?

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off_teh_copium 8 points ago +8 / -0

because theft is a crime.

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +5 / -1

Crime only exists when society exists, and society no longer exists.

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nova7733 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was in Walmart the other day and had to wait 1 hour to buy a single item. I nearly left the store with it without paying. I mean if you aren't going to hire enough people to collect my money I don't know what to tell you. I was willing to pay but no one was willing to take my money.

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BigIronBigIron 6 points ago +6 / -0

They expect your local police force, which YOU pay for, to act as their employees.

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

They can’t hire enough people because no one is applying for jobs. Everyone is relying on the government to take care of them.

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CrackerJack2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Add it all up, add another 5% and throw it at them while leaving the store. You did your best effort to pay for it, so it's not stealing.
They'll probably have their mouths1/2 open in astonishment.
P.S. Another reason CASH IS KING.

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Willholbert09 6 points ago +6 / -0

yeah, people are using self-checkout with 100 items. The line is sometimes 10 deep at the self checkout due to some assholes with full grocery carts using the self checkout line.

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Nibba 3 points ago +3 / -0

are they really assholes when the only two cashiers on staff are slower than just doing it yourself?

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Willholbert09 0 points ago +3 / -3

yeah, it's rude. Because you are fucking up everyone else who is just getting 5 things and wanting to leave.

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corntortilla 2 points ago +3 / -1

There isn’t an item limit on self checkout dumbass. If you want to check out faster, go to the line with an item limit, and stop slowing the rest of us down while you try to figure out how to pay for your mountain dew and skittles. You’re the one fucking up here, not everyone else.

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah, there isn't a law against farting in public or being a democrat.. either.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should do online shopping

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

thanks for the advice.

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Nibba 1 point ago +2 / -1

So I have to take 2x of my time so you can have your time. Got it.

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or you could just steal shit and walk out of the store.

The left and their pets don't play by the rules, why should we?

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Willholbert09 2 points ago +4 / -2

no, you go to the check out lane so you dont waste 15 minutes for people who can check out in 2 minutes. Rude mfer

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Nibba 3 points ago +4 / -1

So, again, like I said, I have to take much more time out of my day than I would otherwise so you can have your time. Is your time more valuable than mine? Surely they would staff accordingly if they didn’t want us to check ourselves out. So, are you just self centered and feel my time is invaluable?

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Saw that yesterday. Store had 1 self checkout area (of 4) and 2 full service lanes open during regular operating hours. Store wasn’t even busy. There were barely any employees around though and the lines went two aisles deep around the back of the store.

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HashtagOwnage 22 points ago +23 / -1

Is that a sippy cup of adenochrome?

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OGpsywar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or Adderall.

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +3 / -0

The adenochrome stopped working for him a long time ago.

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Earlie 17 points ago +17 / -0

Blood dripping off his hands?

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Nezmith 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't forget the people he abandoned in Afghanistan

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck them

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KMacsBinder 14 points ago +14 / -0

I guess inflation doesn't matter if you can't buy anything anyway.

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OGpsywar 12 points ago +12 / -0

.. at the shorter checkout line: "That'll be $740,000".

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Meister_Bockmist 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is how the Nazis kept inflation in check during WW2.

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Faulkner 10 points ago +10 / -0

“Covid test kits”: There’s one thing that will never be out of stock, six months and counting after the CDC admitted they don’t work.

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War_Hamster 9 points ago +9 / -0

They are very much out of Covid test kits at all the local CVS stores. When they do get them in, they limit sales to 2 per customer.

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Faulkner 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a start.

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Quidnunc 2 points ago +2 / -0

My kid had an appt at Walgreens to get her test. she needed it for school. they sent her an email reminding her of her appt but when she got there they had already used all of them. they could have emailed a cancellation but didn't. she really had to scramble to get another one. she had to take the test on zoom in front of two school docs but they never asked to see the results. what a farce.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the damn things aren't very reliable, to make it even more insane.

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buckiemohawk 8 points ago +8 / -0

81 million my ass

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RentedMule 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh, I have no doubt that there were 81 million ballots with his name on it. But 81 million actual living voters for Biden? Not a chance.

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buckiemohawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

its actually impossible just by the one stat alone of only winning 537 counties. Theres not 81 million votes in those counties combined. If Obama won 689 counties and 68 million votes which was a record low counties but he was running against a Mittens.

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

you underestimate the amount of clueless people who were persuaded by the media to hate Trump.

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RentedMule 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think so. Actually, I know some Biden voters personally. And yes, a lot of those were generally voting against Trump more than they were voting for Biden. Yet despite that, I'm sure Trump got the majority of "real" votes. There was a lot of late night ballot box stuffing going on.

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree. Biden is a piece of shit, and the DNC used COVID to allow mail in ballots to corrupt the election.

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zentoco 7 points ago +7 / -0

Former VP Biden's sippy cup, awesome!

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bosticetudis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Broke back butijieg

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Data 1 point ago +1 / -0

Break Back Broker

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Visceroth 4 points ago +4 / -0

I get the joke but lines are ridiculously long because the stores don't have enough employees right now.

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9x10again 3 points ago +3 / -0

The empty thought cloud is a nice touch 😂

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Belac186 3 points ago +3 / -0

Had to go too two different places today to get chicken breasts and ground beef. Both places were out of ground beef so I had to settle for ground turkey.

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OldZilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omicron, weather, oil prices, trucker shortage, ect, ect, ect. The Democrat tax on America has nany excuses but the fact remain. Joe Biden's installation by Big Tech and Main Stream Media has consequences. Here you go. Whats next Hillary Clinton?

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winningagain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Self checkout where you have to do the work!

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Alohakid 1 point ago +1 / -0

After you stock and front their shelves.

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Olds777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or where I can save 5 minutes for the handful of items I grabbed, time is money and all.

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PatriotSkorzeny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wtf is a covid test kit?

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Home test kits are all the rage. So much so, the stores can't keep them in stock, and the Biden regime is scrambling to figure out how they screwed that up despite having a distribution plan given to them back in October.

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Djonpow 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTF is covid?!...lol

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Randomcast 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the new combined word for the common cold and the flu.

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GreggM80 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe's senility is their 'plausible deniability'. He will ultimately be blamed for ALL their woes when they hit rock bottom. Hillary, is their best replacement? Wow......

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BananaWizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

The entire ice cream section of my aldis is empty

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okboomer59 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brandon was here

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GenWashington 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like the phrase "Broke Back Biden" - because everything he does is gay...

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realPhantomFuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

The lines are actually longer for me since my local grocery stores don't have enough staff to run the checkout lanes...

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GhostPepperedLabia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Broke Back Better Biden could be a solid meme...

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well they would be shorter but all the Vaxxed cashiers got the Coof.

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rebuildingMyself 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least we got rid of those mean tweets against those defenseless politicians! We replaced it with mean speeches from a president alienating half the country over a corporate jab.

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winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

His hair transplants have all but died.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rekt.

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Slickrick941 1 point ago +1 / -0

Publix in Fayetteville, had slim pickings in the produce section today. Thanks Joe

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residue69 1 point ago +1 / -0

But they don't. The masked cashiers are starved for oxygen, poorly trained and extra slow. One thing goes wrong and the manager has to waddle out from the back.

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Dylan_da_Spider 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is so unrealistic, he can't string a sentence that long without stuttering or stammering over his own words.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dr. Jill has her own addendum to the act for the children called "Billion Dollar Babies".

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billClintonIsARapist 1 point ago +1 / -0

The blood on his hands is a nice touch

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Look at all the money I saved you!”

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Vote_4_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

#BareShelvesBiden

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hzuiel 1 point ago +1 / -0

That isn't even true, because of labor shortages you still can't get checked out. There's like one checkout lane and one set of u-scans with a basket over like 1/3rd of them and the world's slowest employee fixing the buggy remaining 2/3rds of them that haven't been serviced by an NCR rep in months.

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EnoughGunControl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Break Broke Broken

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ALtHoneyBadger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that blood on his hands?

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

In 1984, people changed "B-b, B-b, B-b" the first sound of Big Brother where they emphasize the first B... Everytime I see BBB, I think of it as a call out to Big Brother.

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Bohemyth_2 1 point ago +1 / -0

brandon could never quickly complete such a sentence

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hillaryforprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that an insurrection?

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're heading towards communism folks, Branco fucked up and forgot to include one simple word "The Good News is we have shorter self checkout lines".

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DonLemonParty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Y’all need to lower your expectations - your average shit lib.

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rebuildingMyself 1 point ago +1 / -0

No more mean tweets either!

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knnbccb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cherish these times, queueing for food rationing coupons is coming.

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projectako 1 point ago +1 / -0

The other good news is there's no need to pay sales tax.

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SwampSlayer39 0 points ago +1 / -1

Millions of people given money to throw at stonks. Hype like crazy over it, value rising with no real production, the real economy collapsing.

If bears are gay call me Elton John.

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Bramage -4 points ago +1 / -5

But, educate me here, how did traitorous china joe cause this?

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Pissed_American 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this a troll account ? Or you serious

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45ForEver2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahaha. Nice troll.

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