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TraitorJoes 336 points ago +336 / -0

Lol! Getting eaten by sand fleas!!

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RIPIsaacKappy 156 points ago +156 / -0

Good catch lol. Thought he was in a block of ice or something.

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Paul_Revere 62 points ago +62 / -0

So did I!

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BidenLikesMiners 6 points ago +6 / -0

thats horrible lol. I also thought it was iced.

any other pedes think fauc and his conspirators should get some jail time for that? I think so...

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paganbutterchurner 3 points ago +3 / -0

I missed it as well. Very good catch and great point. Fauci evil karma will pay him back 10 folds

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EuphoricTrillby 83 points ago +85 / -2

Ben Garrison is the Michaelangelo of today.

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Kek_Johnson 26 points ago +26 / -0

More like the Thomas Nast.

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FormerGraveheart 8 points ago +8 / -0

Leonardo, I think. He had swords. Michaelangelo only had a stick.

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BidenLikesMiners 6 points ago +6 / -0

nah, donatello's best artist by far. his staff is long enough to keep long dong obama safely out of donging distance

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QLARP 19 points ago +22 / -3

His Instagram girlfriend he left his wife for LOL

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it's not a hassle, ELI5 please. Other than having his cartoon strip and his "lucky guess" meltdown, I have no idea what's happened with Clot Adams.

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CensoredCitizen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Scott Adams was very, very paranoid about COVID from the start and so eventually got an injection of experimental RNA and preached it to others. This brought him into conflict with MAGA types and other free thinkers. Then you already know about his meltdown-rationalizations when his world view started to crumble under the evidence.

Edit: maybe you don't know that Scott predicted Trump's 2016 victory (but so did I and Styx and many others), and he built that into a popular YouTube channel, praising his own superior intellect and ability to hypnotize/influence his audience. He got to meet President Trump in the White House. He was generally supportive of President Trump, but Scott is not a conservative and has statist tendencies.

The last panel is about Fauci torturing beagles with sandflies.

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Necrovoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah, that's what I didn't get - I didn't associate Dogbert with a beagle.
Thanks!

Yeah, I knew about Scott predicting Trump - and he stuck to his guns for awhile, then when Trump was president, he started walking back his "support" for Trump after a year or so, IIRC.

In private, President Trump is super polite and magnamanious in person. He doesn't try to dominate the conversation, and doesn't just hear, but listens to what is being said by his guests. That being said, I never saw him dealing with someone who was being hostile or impolite. I don't imagine those people get any break at all.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 28 points ago +28 / -0

Savage.

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NoTimeToBleed 18 points ago +18 / -0

Nailed it!

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deplorabetty 232 points ago +233 / -1

The Dogbert getting eaten is next level burn.

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PerryGulf 100 points ago +101 / -1

It's great. I bet Garrison is still laughing at that one.

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NoTimeToBleed 112 points ago +112 / -0

Check Fauci's pointy hair. Scott's trophy wife in the photo on the bookshelf. The anti-gravity tie. Garrison put a lot into this one. 🎯🎯🎯

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frankenbox 75 points ago +75 / -0

And the Bell's Palsy! Notice the eye and corner of the month

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NoTimeToBleed 33 points ago +33 / -0

Excellent catch.

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DaughterOfLiberty 12 points ago +12 / -0

Did he get bell’s palsy?

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EvanGRogers 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not likely, but it's one of the more common side effects.

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BidenLikesMiners 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not bells palsy/ Sadly, scott is suffering from his Balls' Falsy.

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leroynumber3 60 points ago +61 / -1

best thing is fauchi hypnotizing Adams in first frame. Adams talks proudly all the time about being a master hypnotist snd didn’t realize he had been hypnotized himself.

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MobileDev4Trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

Happened to JP too

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CucumberExtract 5 points ago +5 / -0

As in Jordan Peterson or JP from Awaken with JP?

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or the last guy in the white house whos nickname was jiant penis? his name rhymes with that llama

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snoopy3210 2 points ago +2 / -0

Other than fear there was also the faulty sentiment of helping society (altruism?) even if we know that it doesn’t stop or slow down the spread of the virus at all

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conservativefrank 4 points ago +5 / -1

Scott Adams is the Dilbert Boss, right down to being a coffee clutch - always clutching a cup of coffee like a shield.

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alfredbester 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree with every word of this. There's still genius in his Dilbert work, though. He's damn good at that.

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BidenLikesMiners 4 points ago +4 / -0

more trap doors than big mikes special dress

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pepperonishoes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't you think fauxi looks like he has semi-formed devil horns on his head?

Am I the only one that sees this? Perhaps it's just my personal projection.

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NeverTwitterer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Its the boss character in Dilbert cartoon

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pepperonishoes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh man! I totally forgot that. Rookie mistake.

Is it just me then. Hahahaha.

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KS-76- 3 points ago +3 / -0

The resemblance is uncanny.

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NoTimeToBleed 6 points ago +6 / -0

Obvious in retrospect, yet I didn't catch that.

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

its kind of like how whores are more susceptible to being total whores

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PerryGulf 20 points ago +21 / -1

I missed the tie. I don't know the backstory on some of these because I do not follow Adam's. I did notice the coffee cup, doesn't Adam's have his followers sip their drink together to help psychologically connect to his viewers?

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zooty 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd put money on it being an empty cup. He supposedly takes a sip and then doesn't touch it for the rest of the hour. I don't know anyone who drinks coffee like that.

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

People buy cold coffee these days. I used to get looked at strange when I would finish off a cup gone cold.

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EvanGRogers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some faggy shit like that

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not coffee. its cum

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +2 / -1

Scott is a coffee clutch. The middle managers he made fun of in his comic strip always clutch a big cup, mug or oversized cup, of coffee. They use it as a status symbol and shield.

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0

coffee is gay. take the tea pill, bros

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 13 points ago +16 / -3

Haha that was a nice touch.

And some trophy wife…didn’t she have kids from another man? She’s just sloppy seconds.

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snoopy3210 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the eyes being hypnotized by Fauci, himself being an hypnotist couldn’t avoid that hahaha

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PerryGulf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is Garrison a switch hitter?

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leatherbottom 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't get it.

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Awan-CIA-Car-Lot 26 points ago +26 / -0

You didn't hear about Fauci torturing beagle puppies to death? It's bad. Worst thing I've ever heard.

Fauci is 100% evil psychopath serial killer.

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Keith 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do you know he did HIV research on orphaned kids in NYC in the 80s.

https://www.altheal.org/toxicity/house.htm

Oh and he's killed 5M people, approaching Hitler numbers with his gain of function poison. I'm going to have to go with this being the worst thing Fauci has done.

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Awan-CIA-Car-Lot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah I know about that. I think he gets a kick out of the innocent suffering and dying.

He's literally evil.

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0

and theres a big part of bureaucracy that supports him.... we need geotus to address this ASAP for the second term.

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diverscale 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't know either and I wish I didn't. Really sucks we don't have the means to retaliate against such behavior

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Awan-CIA-Car-Lot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow, I know it's a terrible thing to learn about. Fauci is as bad as any war criminal in history.

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alfredbester 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is deeply involved in releasing a deadly bio weapon into the world, then compounding it by destroying the world economy.

Fauci is as bad as it gets.

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty bad, however, it is not a 1 man game.

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FormerGraveheart 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me, I'd like to forget that one.

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Tiberium 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not only did he do it, but he literally has spent millions of dollars doing it, I believe the official numbers were close to 5,000 beagle puppies

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bratt 7 points ago +7 / -0

After they cut the beagles vocal cords so they did not have to listen to the puppies cry and whimper.

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

i agree with fauci being an evil twat, but dont lie bro. PETA has been calling this out more than any other news outlet.

https://thehill.com/changing-america/resilience/smart-cities/587629-peta-accuses-nih-of-buying-mistreated-dogs-from

I have 5 more but dont like rereading them. If pedes want to read more, pm me. Peta is actually ON this shit, and I salute them for trying to save these tortured doggos

if they sent a commando team to raid these doggos free... i would not mind

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 117 points ago +118 / -1

Picture being Adams and seeing this lol

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DocGoban [S] 70 points ago +71 / -1

Really puts a smile on my face.

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__bryan 19 points ago +19 / -0

he will pretend like he thinks its funny

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DeafPede 17 points ago +17 / -0

He already posted this to his tweet few minutes ago, he just laughed

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Hypmoden 7 points ago +7 / -0

qq or reeeeeeeeeeee

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +4 / -0

If he was butthurt about that it’s digging his own grave.

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

adams

kek . any of yalll got that free 5 o clock boost giveaway? im gettin my boost urge

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lordvon 2 points ago +3 / -1

Wojak smirk mask . Jpg

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M67frag 38 points ago +38 / -0

Hes gonna break down, guy cannot handle threats to his ego.

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diverscale 10 points ago +10 / -0

Shot Adams

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0

its more like Dick's Sad 'MaaMs, right pedes

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SpezSuccz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember him going off on some troll like that at the end of his podcast. LOL

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't tell if this is real.

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HKYGOALIE30 3 points ago +3 / -0

Adams posted it to his Twitter page

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diverscale 4 points ago +4 / -0

Really? Guess he understood soon enough that going against it would retaliate and ignoring it would also means he lost. He's trying to win it by taking the hit easy and thus having a good image

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha alright, a good sport at least

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Sumarongi 93 points ago +93 / -0

This is hilarious because Scott Adams’ schtick is he is an expert on ‘persuasion and hypnosis’ and he can’t even see how he was played

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 10 points ago +10 / -0

He was helping to play people. He's mad that he got caught, and he's hoping to salvage some credibility

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Hypmoden 2 points ago +2 / -0

wasn't Adams based during Trump or am I just retarded?

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Sumarongi 10 points ago +11 / -1

Yes he was pro-Trump. Be he went full retard on the vax and pandemic as did Trump.

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Hypmoden 3 points ago +3 / -0

it was his vax under project light speed

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, and not based at all

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Hypmoden 1 point ago +1 / -0

most vaccines are tested for about 5 years

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

i love arguing with libs who insist that eVIL druMpF was always against the vaccs... its almost funny how much they believe that.

That biden got dRuMpF to start supporting them. AhA

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Hypmoden 1 point ago +1 / -0

many democrats including Harris wouldn't take the vax under Trump

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats why we have to be sceptical of desantis in washington. he was the least bad shutdown governor- but thats not enough to be trustable in the capitol.

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resoluteAction -1 points ago +2 / -3

It looks like he has woken up already.

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SuperMario 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah. Ben garrison made this comic. To make fun of Scott Adam's.

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RinosHangFirst -6 points ago +1 / -7

I'm confused by this line of thinking.

He waited 6 months to get the vaccine, and he did it to be able to travel internationally.

Can you point to a specific statement he made that you take issue with? I don't understand what people think he said that he's now backtracking on.

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conservativefrank 11 points ago +12 / -1

When Dr. Malone was banned from Twitter for presenting information on why people shouldn't take the vax, Scott said the ban was justified because Malone wasn't being neutral, wasn't presenting both sides of the argument. This even though Malone was responding to people like Herr Fauzi who only present one side of the argument, but don't get banned.

Scott stuck to his guns hard on that one, switching to insisting it's always better to hear both sides of the issue if you want to learn about something. He ignored that we heard the other side, saw the results of it.

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Sumarongi 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is that what he is saying now? He took it to travel?

I stopped listening to him when he was saying shit like ‘the pandemic only exists for the un-vaccinated, for everyone else it’s back to normal’

He shilled the pandemic hard and the vaccine hard. He can make whatever rationalization he wants, but he bit into the mass formation psychosis hard.

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Imransgarage 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is comical. So you agree with medical coercion? Good to know.

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RinosHangFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where did I say that?

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RinosHangFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're seeing things that aren't there. I've read that multiple times and I see no inconsistency. I also suspect the timestamps are removed because the real chronological order doesn't tell the story the image tries to portray.

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RinosHangFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

So your real argument is he's a dick and he hurt your butt?

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RinosHangFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you don't have an actual argument.

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Fignugent 83 points ago +87 / -4

he's just hormonal because the vax interrupted his menstrual cycle

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fuckthealphabetsoup 10 points ago +11 / -1

I guess he left his axe wound to long, I mean, I've a nice axe we can use to reopen it, if he'd like to bleed from the groin again.

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Bb1776 43 points ago +44 / -1

Shelley: we know you regret the vaxx”

Scott Adams; Shelly you stupid C”””, your family hates you!!

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Fundadores 12 points ago +13 / -1

Along with "they probably...no, I'm SURE they detest you behind your back".

Wow. Uncalled for.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 11 points ago +12 / -1

Watching him totally lose his temper was a cringe moment, not that different an experience from watching a celebrity (which Clott Adams is) take all their clothes off and run through the park ranting about aliens. I guess there's no such thing as bad publicity, or something? Clott Adams was obsessively highlighting and emphasizing his personal "L" instead of moving on.

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__bryan 9 points ago +9 / -0

he loses his temper way too often

should get his test levels checked and get t injections hes got the money

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 3 points ago +3 / -0

I suspect that living life as a celebrity through Twitter and other social media could effect unhealthy emotional states. The legitimate trolls would be doing their best to be infuriating and hard to ignore. A person may have thick skin, but eventually he would lose it. (I don't think what happened here was any kind of trolling, I think the lady was genuinely pushing back on Clott Adams because he was just wrong, and then he lashed out at her.)

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__bryan 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah i think he created the problem for himself. he constantly tells people to use all the space to give him reasons for their opinions, but then when they do he goes crazy like this. she may have been just trying to meet his requirements.

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

what a cheap t replacement? for when the 4 hour Geotus rally effect wears off?

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bantar 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK, I'm out of the loop on the "L" Please mansplain me.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hopefully one of the cool kids will correct me if I'm wrong on this... but as far as I know to "take the L" is to experience some kind of Loss (or failure) - so it's sort of like you Lose with a big "L". It happens to everybody at some point in their lives, but there are people who for weird reasons turn their losses into major public spectacles. That is generally to the amusement of the internet, which refers to it as "advertising their L's" and so forth.

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bratt 3 points ago +3 / -0

L = Loser.

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

take the L means that youre a lesbian now

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AnPrim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was this on video? Link?

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AnPrim 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was one of the most pathetic, childish, cognitive disoonance and projection filled self owning rants I have ever seen in my life.

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Spunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, project much? Talk about Narcissistic! Thanks for posting, never saw how much of a child he truly is!

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Fidget 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liiinnnkkkk?

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tombombadil 6 points ago +8 / -2

It was regeneron, not Moderna.

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe

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Gatchya 36 points ago +36 / -0

I watched Clots show today. I was hoping to see him scream at someone or rage quit. Instead, it sounds like his young hot wife is divorcing him... lol.. i googled it. apparently she broke up with him in 2018 via tweet. then they got back together and got married in 2020. It sounds like she left him again, and i looked at her twitter and she has unfollowed him on Twitter... lmao

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Junkevil 33 points ago +33 / -0

He hypnotized her into taking half his money. He did this because he is clearly a genius and he didn't make a mistake at all.

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Gatchya 12 points ago +13 / -1

She probably wouldn't take the jab.

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LORD_RM 11 points ago +11 / -0

she must have locked in some good coin

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__bryan 8 points ago +8 / -0

okay i feel a little bad for him

but not that bad

he did get to fuck one of the hottest girls around and thats not terrible

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independentbystander 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't feel anything resembling "bad" for him. He's a multimillionaire with a cushy life, gets to boff his hot Instagram ho neighbor. Screw that guy, he's not useful.

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__bryan 2 points ago +2 / -0

okay youve got some good points

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have others. I watched Scott Adams for a year or so, hoping he would un-fuck himself but I gave up on him. I can get smug self-important bullshit from lots of other sources, I don't need him.

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

she was his neighbor?

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm pretty sure Adams said this, that she was his neighbor.

> Whether she is also wealthy or just renting in a nice neighborhood in hopes of snaring a wealthy provider, who knows. It's a pair of fake bewbs in search of attention and financial gain, I don't give it much thought beyond that.

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Gatchya 5 points ago +6 / -1

I mean. The vaxx gives you ed. why would she stick around?

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__bryan 8 points ago +8 / -0

she was only ever there for the money in the first place

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TheImpossible1 2 points ago +3 / -1

You act like they aren't all like that.

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Gatchya 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah. My wife was with me before I had a dollar to my name. If I had to find another woman, I would probably feel the same way though.

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, there do exist good-hearted women. I've met some.

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tombombadil 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don’t think she ever followed him on Twitter. It seems like she hates the politics stuff. But it does seem like there is something going on. He had a really bizarre live stream late last night.

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diverscale 3 points ago +4 / -1

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAA. That's whay you get for going against the sole source of not left leaning commie information that is joe rogan. Karma

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 23 points ago +25 / -2

I really hate to be behind the times, but what exactly happened with Scott Adams? I’ve seen the posts but I can’t quite follow the story.

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p1smo 51 points ago +52 / -1

In a nutshell, Scott got vaccinated and now realizes he shouldn’t have. The problem is he refuses to admit he got duped, and is gaslighting everyone’s decision not to as dumb luck because he’s huge narcissist and it pisses him off a bunch of everyday Joe 6-packs made a smarter, better informed decision than he did. He thinks he’s the ‘world’s greatest predictor’ after all.

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diverscale 19 points ago +19 / -0

He also went against the Joe rogan shows very hard, even though it's about the only place you can get some real information about the vaccine from doctors themselves

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__bryan 8 points ago +8 / -0

yeah that was weird, he went out of his way to do that

poor guy is losing it

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conservativefrank 7 points ago +8 / -1

When Dr. Malone explained why people shouldn't get the vax and then was banned from Twitter, Scott defended Twitter. He claimed Malone wasn't banned for speaking against the accepted truth, but rather because Malone was either spreading misinformation or not presenting both sides of the argument.

Scott presented a "debunking" article of Malone's claims - the debunk article was full of lies such as Malone didn't "invent" the vaccine - Malone never claimed to invent it; he does rightfully mention he was involved in creating it.

Scott then tried to convince people that hearing both sides of an issue is the better way to learn about it, ignoring that people like Herr Fauzi regularly present only one side without being banned, and the country follows their advice.

Scott then made a bogus bet. He would repeat what Malone said, not get banned, to prove people who said things like that don't get banned. Of course, he made sure to mention the bet, so it would be clear he really didn't mean the things when he said them. He didn't get banned. Turns out, a former cartoonist saying words he said he doesn't mean isn't treated the same way as an expert on medicine exposing the lies, presenting the truth.

In the midst of all this, he claimed that people who were right about China Wuhan Covid, masks, vaccines all along were only right by accident. According to Scott, it could have gone either way. The people who have been right only picked 50/50 - were right by pure chance. He pretends we didn't know that masks don't stop a virus or that we knew the government was lying when they kept changing the vaccination goals. We didn't know the government was lying when first they told us "take the vaccine to get back to normal": then, once lots of people had taken it, the government said "take the vaccine and keep wearing a mask, isolating, and social distancing to get to a new normal". We couldn't have known it was all a lie from that, so (to Scott) we just stumbled on being right, got lucky.

He could have said, "I was fooled. I have to learn from my mistake."He would have been fine doing that. But instead, he wouldn't accept that he was wrong. He had to be smarter than everyone else, just by random chance on the wrong side of an issue nobody could have figured out.

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Geeee 4 points ago +4 / -0

He sounds about as convincing to me as someone trying to go "Well, you can win the lottery or not win the lottery, it's two options therefore 50/50".

Of course that we don't have all the information in the world. Doesn't mean our choices weren't based on good evidence and reasoning.

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +2 / -1

We had a lot of information - the CDC kept moving the vaccine goal posts, vaccine makers not liable for side effects or issues, pushing the vaccine by giving things away. It was crystal clear proof the vaccine was a problem. Scott missed it all.

Instead of saying, "I missed it", he insists those who got it right guessed, and he's still smarter than they are even on this issue.

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Geeee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely

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RinosHangFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

As I understand him, his whole point is that neither he nor anyone else had enough information to make a good decision, so whoever is right isn't right because they made a good decision so much as a lucky decision.

I watch him almost every day and that's consistent with what he said the whole time.

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p1smo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Except we did have good information. We may not have had all the information, but absolutely enough to make the well-informed decision that this was experimental technology with zero short or long term studies for a virus with a 99%+ percentile of surviving being made by pharmaceutical companies with long track records of fraud, bribery, racketeering, corruption, etc. Most reasonable people could put those pieces together and come to the conclusion that taking the vaccine wasn’t in our best interests. Scott chose differently, and is now trying to gaslight people like us as if all we were doing was guessing blindly, which couldn’t be further from the truth.

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RinosHangFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

I chose not to take the vaccine for exactly the same reasons you just listed.

Scott did not say you or I guessed blindly. He said we didn't have enough information to make an actual good decision. He says the same of all who chose to be vaxxed.

Personally I disagree with his take, but it's not what you and others have presented.

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p1smo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Semantics.

He said we didn't have enough information to make an actual good decision.

Guess: /ges/ verb: estimate or suppose (something) without sufficient information to be sure of being correct

Exactly what he’s accusing us of doing, which simply isn’t the case.

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RinosHangFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are there factors for both choices that are unknowable?

Yes. We don't have longitudinal data on Covid or the vaccines.

Therefore anyone making a decision either way is making a decision with incomplete information. Ergo, it's a guess. An informed one, but a guess nonetheless.

And you're also presuming the data you're relying on is correct. That's also erroneous.

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p1smo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop presuming. You’re doing the same thing as Scott. Even without all the medical data, there was more than enough other logical reasons and warning signs to not get it, that I’ve already listed above. Scott made a bad choice and needs to accept that instead of trying to drag the rest of us down with him. I’m done quibbling about this.

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RinosHangFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

Having a good reason to be skeptical doesn't mean it was a good decision to abstain.

Note - I abstained and was skeptical.

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RinosHangFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't see the strawman. What is the basis of your position that you believe makes your decision a good decision?

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Skogin 21 points ago +23 / -2

Damaged by experimental injections, regrets it, now understands they are bunk, cannot admit he fell for a scam.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 10 points ago +11 / -1

Oh shit, so he suffered a vaccine injury?

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frankenbox 28 points ago +28 / -0

As far as we know, only the inability to admit he was wrong and other's were right. He claims no one was right, they just got "lucky" by guessing the vaxx was bad. So, he wasn't wrong for getting one. And you weren't right.

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TheMoreYouKnowOkay 11 points ago +11 / -0

He's trying to turn it into a false dichotomy of your only choices were to get it or not get it. Whereas I think most of us chose "wait and see". We waited not too long, and saw not to get it.

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DJT_JR6544 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, I waited and then saw, and now I know it is not for me.

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wufwugy 2 points ago +2 / -0

My reason for not wanting one was the same then as it is now. Actual understanding of science. Funny that.

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__bryan 2 points ago +2 / -0

no he did not as far as we know

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AnPrim 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone that didn't get saline was injired

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Forgototherpassword 6 points ago +6 / -0

Most scams don't kill you.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 17 points ago +17 / -0

What others said... also, he is totally losing his temper engaging with people advising him to just admit he was wrong. He went off on this one lady with absurd profanity and vulgarity and ranted about how from her making an assumption about him, he can be totally sure that her family hates her. Self awareness score = zero, and all his fans are no doubt hoping he takes the "L" and moves on. Presumably his anti-fans are enjoying every second of his meltdown.

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45FortheWin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, and he tried to justify it by saying he was showing respect for women by treating her that way.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aw man, that is an epic level of rationalization. He is acting out his own Dilbert comic.

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Shark_FL 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can you point me to the episode where he melts down. I gotta see that.

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Shark_FL 1 point ago +1 / -0

thanks I'll eagerly check this out after work

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd but it's on here

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__bryan 1 point ago +1 / -0

he does it nearly every episode

I don't know which one they're talking about specifically though

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prayinpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like he has jack murphy disease

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Saint_Floyd 17 points ago +19 / -2

Covid broke his brain. I stopped following and paying attention to him years ago because he went full retard. Now that he knows he went full retard he won't admit it and is just being a douche.

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cyberwar 23 points ago +24 / -1

this is spot on.

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jubyeonin 22 points ago +23 / -1

Is that his current hooker framed in the background? She must be special considering he keeps talking like he hypnotized her like a chicken and can do the same to any other woman in the world with his magic hypnosis powers.

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Crappydatum 36 points ago +36 / -0

She's hypnotized by his bank account

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jubyeonin 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yeah. He has stupid money. Women these days aren't persuaded because courtship is dead. They either like you when they look at you or when they find out you have money.

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__bryan 9 points ago +9 / -0

this is so true it hurts

i bet monkeys are pretty much the same way

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Monkeys have more courtship than humans at this point.

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__bryan 3 points ago +3 / -0

truer words have never been spoken

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TheMoreYouKnowOkay 2 points ago +2 / -0

But she was his neighbor, from a reasonably well to do neighborhood, so she probably had money too. Obviously not as much as he does, but still, enough that you probably have more options in life.

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jubyeonin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Instagram whores with money usually just want more money.

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diverscale 8 points ago +8 / -0

LMAO!! And I thought it was because of hus beauty because he kept saying how good he looks on his stream. Stroke Adams

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__bryan 7 points ago +7 / -0

he looks like every single vegan, they all look like that, exactly like that

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DonttrustChina 15 points ago +16 / -1

She's his wife. He managed to nail down an instagram thot who's half his age. Good for him I say.

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jubyeonin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well, good for her. She'll have a retarded Dilbert pool in 1-5 years.

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sanitaryshaver 20 points ago +20 / -0

Imagine getting roasted by an actual cartoonist.

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

This! Garrison has real art skills, Adams does not have that skill level (not that I've seen anyway.)

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stonetoss blows Adams away, in terms of presenting various scenes and situations (and a much deeper level of thought-provoking content) in a similarly simplistic style.

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crackerstacker 18 points ago +18 / -0

To be fair Scott didn't take the boooster

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NoTimeToBleed 10 points ago +11 / -1

Yet.

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crackerstacker 13 points ago +13 / -0

Well he said he wasn't going to take one after watching the Malone interview.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +9 / -2

Doesn't matter. He's already on the compliance treadmill because he took the jabs.

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barwhack 15 points ago +15 / -0

Woe. Dogbert getting eaten by gnats al Fauci, whilst dissing his creator, is BEAST MODE.

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GodKingHarambe 15 points ago +15 / -0

Holy shit this is spicy AF

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Varrick2019 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dogbert getting eaten alive by sand flies is coup de grace next level 😂👌

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diverscale 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'll admit I don't get this part

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__bryan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fauci conducted torture experiments on little dogs, where they were placed in special plastic containers and their faces were eating off while they were alive by sandflies

it was done in an island off the coast of South Carolina Fauci is truly evil

it's just a dig at Scott Adams because Scott Adams believed all the Fauci science stuff and it turns out he's a dog torturer

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diverscale 3 points ago +3 / -0

And I thought I could not hate the guy more. Only heavy psychopaths can have the heart to do that. I hope to go he suffers greatly for his crimes against animals

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Geeee 3 points ago +3 / -0

It gets worse, they had their vocal chords severed because of the noise.

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Waitafriggingminute 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sand fleas devouring beagles was a Fauci experiment....

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diverscale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aah man 😢

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EvanGRogers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fauci approved funding to cut the vocal chords of beagles in the same experiment he approved so that their whimpering while having their faces eaten alive by sand flies wouldn't upset the experimenters who felt bad for the dogs.

Fauci's a psychopath and no one has an excuse for believing him anymore

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PerryGulf 14 points ago +15 / -1

Damn. That's pretty direct. Look forward to Adam's reply. This could make for a great cartoon squabble.

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FitOfficial 14 points ago +15 / -1

I'm not normally a huge fan of Ben due to the excessive labels but this one is really, really fucking good LMAO

Eggbert McCoinflip on suicide watch

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sleazysaxsolo 13 points ago +13 / -0

LMAO at everything about this!

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DeportAntifa 12 points ago +12 / -0

Garrison continues his flawless track record

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NotDangerousGame 10 points ago +10 / -0

Holy shit that's funny. Also, proof Garrison lurks here?

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Shark_FL 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Mr Garrison lurks here, might I first thank him for everything he does. Second, I'd like to compliment him on his sharp wit, vast intelligence, balls-o-steel and unique talent at condensing huge concepts into pleasing and funny graphics. Third, I'd like to suggest he create and sell an oversize coffee mug with this cartoon printed on it so I and thousands of others can buy one.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is here he did an AMA a while back

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GrrrGraphics 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good Idea!

Lurky McLurkster (not Ben)

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would be utterly shocked to learn that Ben Garrison doesn't lurk or otherwise use P.W.

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maga_mama_757 2 points ago +2 / -0

He did an AMA here a while back and posts on occasion.

/u/GrrrGraphics/

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Tenspot20 9 points ago +9 / -0

Scott was furious when he saw this meme!

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TG4TRUMP 9 points ago +9 / -0

ILLBERT..... ahhhhhhahahhahahahahahahaha

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MonkPepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Poor Dogbert.

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DrJosephWarren 8 points ago +8 / -0

SAVAGE

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Braineack 8 points ago +8 / -0

Full kek.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 7 points ago +7 / -0

Garrison is different from Clott Adams. I like both of them, but sort of for different reasons. Garrison is sort of obsessive and single minded America First patriot focused on getting important truths out there, whereas Clott Adams is the humorist A-lister who does whatever he feels like but doesn't stray too far from normie experiences. There's a place in my world for both. (And Clott Adams should totally take the "L".)

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Polkadotard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy shit this is On Point, I'm still trying to get Scott figured out. I can't tell when he's being serious vs sarcastic.

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diverscale 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's a closet communist/socialist. That's when I stopped caring about Clott

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Xanisor 7 points ago +8 / -1

This is so great. FUCK CLOTT ADAMS

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Crappydatum 6 points ago +6 / -0

🔥🔥🔥🌶🌶🌶🔥🔥🔥

Clot Adams sending an SOS to be rescued from this roast

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Musicbymuzak 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmfaoooo

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dougkeenan 6 points ago +6 / -0

kek

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Throwingway22 6 points ago +6 / -0

Clot Adams' meltdown has been my favorite part of 2022 so far.

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HuskeyG 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ben has made a ton of great stuff, but this take the cake. It's perfect haha

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__bryan 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah this is better than the recurring slipper

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The_Litehaus_Abides 5 points ago +5 / -0

u/GrrrGraphics Excellent job, Ben -- this is one of your best. Keep up the good work!

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GrrrGraphics 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanx!

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RocketSprocket 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the best Dilbert cartoon I've ever seen!

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debtfuelsthem 4 points ago +4 / -0

controlled opposition trying to make you think how he wants you think

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HumblePig 4 points ago +4 / -0

The spice in that last panel!

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Not_your_mom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does the watch being at 5:08 have any special meaning?

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OnlyTrump20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, dear! Did Adams really take the clotshot?

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes he took the Moderna shot. Both doses. He says he will not take the booster. He also fully admits that his decision was purely based on convenience and not a rational decision.

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +2 / -1

He's honest on that.

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clownworld30330 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well done.

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honolulumaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

I finally unfollowed him for this. Too much noise.

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Adams has always been a cucked piece of shit, this just made it very very obvious.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 3 points ago +3 / -0

Scott should realize that a portion of the public is unable to be hypnotized. No guesswork or "accidentally" getting it right. We knew about the depopulation plan and we knew our government and Big Pharma would lie to us and we didn't fall for the military-grade fear porn being pumped out.

Shoutout to u/GrrrGraphics! Excellent work!

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Chongald_Xrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure there's a lot more to this story I'm not in on, but I can't get enough of this Vox Day Scott Adams booster music video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/yhPtTtuzpjhq/

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InternationalSpy007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clott will just say Ben Garrison has "cognitive dissonance"

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VonBustacap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ben is a fucking genius.

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skywalk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ben Garrison for the win!!!

Oh shit, sand flies! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHxxx

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MasksAreChildAbuse 2 points ago +2 / -0

How can you know if someone wasn’t accidentally right about the covid jab? Ask them if they willingly received vaccines before, but changed their minds. If that’s the case, they weren’t accidentally right. They analyzed the information and made a unique conclusion despite having a preconceived idea that vaccines are inherently safe and STILL said no.

Only an idiot would just say yes or no only because that’s what they thought about them before.