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MELANIA MONDAY! (media.patriots.win) 😍🐆  MELANIA  🐆😍
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tootthebighorn 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every color is her color!

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MrsBarker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really true. White and yellow are exceptionally beautiful on her since she's statuesque.

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Gatchya 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’ve never heard a serious person be attracted to Big Mike Obama

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big Mike’s girthy, swinging, veiny, hard as a rock, snake like, sweaty, like a crazy straw, adrenaline fueled, raging peepee enters the chat.

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Gatchya 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek. Lmfao

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Gatchya 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just got my couch wet. Thanks. Top Kek

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Forbidden_outcast 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not many people can wear yellow. It’s a weird thing. She does it well

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PaigeAshley 15 points ago +15 / -0

Stunning!!!

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FuckingWiseCracker 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not many people can rock a yellow and brown outfit, but she does it and looks fantastic in those colors. Much respect!

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SeawolfEmeralds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came back for the hat pic does anybody have the link to the previous post she's on a safari. Oh wait I commented on it yes score.

Women in hats wow if I could be a rhino for a day https://patriots.win/p/141F197QQ4/x/c/4JKzDBGp8YC?d=50

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DeplorableDC 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of the clear examples of how biased and messed up the media of this country is would be the fact that we had a legit literal SUPERMODEL as first lady and all they did was criticize her.

Yet the second some lefty trash bag is in they fawn over them as if relishing the scent of their own farts.

🤦🏻‍♂️

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pepperonishoes 5 points ago +5 / -0

And smart as well. Fluent in five languages iirc.

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MrsBarker 2 points ago +2 / -0

She is everything.

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pepperonishoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then there is Jill Biden's stunning use of the Spanish language. #Hispandering while attempting to say 'Si, se puede'.*

https://www.the-sun.com/news/us-news/2620606/jill-biden-mercilessly-mocked-for-butchering-spanish/

  • Which is roughly pronounced: 'sea-say-pway-day'.
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Forbidden_outcast 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think that’s part of what helped to wake up so many people.

The media finally admitted they controlled the conversations people have, and it was a wake-up call.

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acidburn 12 points ago +12 / -0

the best Secret Service gig would be to protect her 😍

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 6 points ago +6 / -0

I escorted Neil Armstrong around a naval base for a day. That was interesting.

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acidburn 3 points ago +3 / -0

i was gonna ask if he punched anyone, but that was Buzz Aldrin :P

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many times did he talk about the secret mole people on the moon?

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 1 point ago +1 / -0

We mostly talked about Korea.

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MrsBarker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aside from beautiful I bet she's kind too.

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acidburn 1 point ago +1 / -0

she seems that way. physically attractive is a thing, but it doesn't impress me as much. nobody needs a pretty, but bland (or mean) FLOTUS

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Pepelosi 11 points ago +11 / -0

She makes Jill look like the garbage trash cunt that she is.

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Gatchya 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lol. Dr. J has a dirty cunt. She was sleeping with Everyone she Nannied for until Pedo Joe thought she was underage and killed his wife to be able to keep fucking her. She prolly let him twist her nipples

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Pepelosi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nurse Jill took Hunters cherry- change my mind.

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

She also took his oranges. thats the reason that his art is a picture of himself

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BidensPrisonWallet 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hubba Hubba.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 4 points ago +5 / -1

"Republicans hate immigrants"

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ShyRipley 4 points ago +4 / -0

inorite?

They always leave out that one important word though... illegal

Melania was and always will be the prettiest and most classy First Ladies of all time. Happy Melania Monday, Mrs. Trump.

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Sheprecon31 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mint

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ChikfilaFan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Americas Favorite first lady!

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 7 points ago +7 / -0

W😍WZA!

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Sparks1017 5 points ago +6 / -1

Absolutely stunning, I know her SS detail was happy to follow and protect her daily

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Willholbert09 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mrs Pacman looking cute

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Republicans hate immigrants"

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Tronald_Dump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dayyuuuuum

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RealityKnocking 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hottest FLOTUS ever!

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Excellent, no belt malfunction on this one. :D

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BobDolesBanana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello, Yellow!

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very European colors..love it!

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Poolmanstl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jackie Kennedy couldn't hold a flame to Melania Trump.

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OrangeManNotBad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like she has a AR15 under the coat being carried in her right hand. Go FLOTUS!

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +2 / -1

She makes the colors of pee and poop beautiful. Seriously, not many can pull this off.

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suckmycorona 1 point ago +1 / -0

No penis. Obama sad face

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Jibideen 1 point ago +3 / -2

Simps

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boner alert. If your wife is around... turn the lights off, pedes.

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Steady3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then I think of Jill Xiden and have a good chuckle...

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MrGone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at her left hand. Holding right hand glove.

Look at the bulge under the jacket on the right side.

IS MILANIA PACKING HEAT?

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GretaThunbergsTits 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leopard pumps... mmmmm...

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Cerise224 1 point ago +1 / -0

Luv the bag!! :D

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SeawolfEmeralds 1 point ago +1 / -0

Came back for the hat pic does anybody have the link to the previous post she's on a safari. Oh wait I commented on it yes score.

Women in hats wow if I could be a rhino for a day https://patriots.win/p/141F197QQ4/x/c/4JKzDBGp8YC?d=50

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MrsBarker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love yellow but only certain women can wear it well, like FLOTUS.

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patriotT 1 point ago +1 / -0

the hidden hand

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Merica4EVER 0 points ago +1 / -1

Id let Melania sit on my face all day

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Crappydatum 0 points ago +1 / -1

Secret Service nickname for Melania

Milf

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