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rebelde_sin_causa 61 points ago +63 / -2

For warm weather in the wintertime south Florida is nice.... kinda crowded around the Miami/Ft Laud area, lots of traffic, I'd suggest west coast, Fort Myers, Naples, Port Charlotte etc.

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South_Florida_Guy 33 points ago +33 / -0

The keys yo

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JustHereForTheSalmon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Islamorada will make anyone forget Hawaii even exists.

Scratch that, you're right. No need to stick to one key. Ton of variety.

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South_Florida_Guy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Definitely! The keys are paradise on earth.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +2 / -1

Islamorada is a crappy Key!

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magamagamaga123 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that pronounced Isla Morada?

Or Islam Orada?

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Tenspot20 6 points ago +6 / -0

Isla Snack Bar & Grill

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South_Florida_Guy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eye la morada unless you're giving it the Spanish accent, then your first one.

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SharonaZamboni 1 point ago +1 / -0

What? We love it. Fishing! Snorkeling! My favorite brewery!

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DJTJ2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spent two weeks in the Keys (Islamorada/Key West) over the holidays (as I have every year for the past ten years) and it was an absolute fucking madhouse. I've never seen it so crowded or expensive! I really canNOT recommend it.

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South_Florida_Guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never go down there during any holidays. I actually prefer the off-season. This time of the year it's preferable to go during the week.

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MissingTrump 15 points ago +16 / -1

Can't say enough good things about Sarasota.

Visited a few weeks ago and a Polish shop I always visit for deli meats had a giant FJB sign. It was awesome. Spoke to the owner, he hates Biden with a passion. And since he makes most of his own kalbasa, he literally posted an explanation saying that because he has to pay 30% extra for most meats, most kalbasa now costs that much more. Based.

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DeplorableRepublic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where is his shop at? I would love to give him my money!

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Tiberium 11 points ago +11 / -0

NO, do NOT come here, it’s too expensive already

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Workmore2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Normally I would say the USVI. If you want less "touristy" then they are the place to be. Right now tho, I'm all set with getting on a plane and they have gone a bit mask crazy down there, so I would have to argee with Florida. Especially the Keys.

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Tenspot20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great advice! Stay clear of Broward!

Florida - "Express Freedom in America Again"

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Cyer6 22 points ago +23 / -1

It's an awful experience if you're a free-thinking, freedom loving person. I flew a few months ago on AA and I hated it. The FA's on planes are death camp prison guards over the muzzles. Constant barrage of "be compliant, it's the law!" Some of my family members are going to Disneyworld in a few weeks, I opted out. They understand and know that I would probably get arrested either during the flight or walking around that woke theme park. They know I despise the Disney corporation and currently they have mask requirements for anything indoors or que lines. FUCK THAT!

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Kanan_Jarrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haven’t ben into the park, but at Disney Springs there are some places that will hassle you in line to put on a mask while you’re in line (Everglazed) and others that only hassle you at the register (D-Lux burgers).

Stupidest thing ever, people sitting 5 feet from the line are not wearing the mask at their table. So now we have a virus that respects time-outs to let people eat without infecting them?

FL needs to do like GA: pass legislation barring lawsuits against businesses for catching coof. A nice sign on the door as well to let people know: we’re sane here, you may catch coof, but it’s up to you to decide if you come in or not.

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

A nice sign on the door as well to let people know: we’re sane here, you may catch coof, but it’s up to you to decide if you come in or not.

This is the way for red states. Some businesses aren't mandated by the government to make people mask up but they still do it because they're worried about lawsuits or covid Karens. Take the power away from those entities.

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Plutossextape1 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've hated flying since 9/11 and refuse to do it now with the current fear porn.

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh hell no. I already gave up flying due to TSA nonsense. I don't even want to know how much worse the control-freaks at the airports "behave" now, with all this planDemic entitlement.

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independentbystander 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is not a joke. TSA physically shoved me aside (on crutches) to let a group of suspicious-looking turban-people go in front of me, then yelled at me and detained me for about 2 hours for "being separated from my luggage" (at their command.)

Obviously I missed my flight (again, this was not the first time- but it will be the last for me.) Fuck TSA, fuck airlines. I'm not putting up with that anymore.

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eventually some genius will hide a stick of Acme brand TNT in his mouth, and then (just like with the shoes) TSA will make everyone take their masks off before putting them back on again.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh they make you take your mask down already to check your face to photo ID. Security lines move even slower…

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Drainthecommies 33 points ago +33 / -0

So fucking stupid. Boosters just make you more likely to get Omicron. Hawaii is run by fucktards and almost all the Asians there are so good at being compliant. It’s no fucking wonder that the two bastions of communism are Asian countries

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JuanEpstein 22 points ago +23 / -1

I'm going to Key Largo in a few weeks can report back.

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South_Florida_Guy 11 points ago +11 / -0

You got it right buddy. Be sure to stop over at Alabama Jack's in card sound!

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NADSAQ 12 points ago +12 / -0

and stay away from Ocean Reef aka the gayest fucking place on earth

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JuanEpstein 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for the tip!

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Kek_The_World 4 points ago +4 / -0

So jealous

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BetsyFreedom85 21 points ago +21 / -0

Good luck to Hawaii as only 22% of Americans have had a “booster” as of this month, and that’s with the propaganda numbers.

They will be alienating 78% of Americans with that decision. Guess they don’t give a rip about tourist $$.

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Pretense 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hawaiians don't care, a lot of them feel like it's stolen land and want to be their own nation

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laredditarmy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Their own nation? If it wasn't for government assistance and handouts (OUR tax dollars) they would be FUCKED over there. Most of the "natives" are on assistance.

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Beat_to_Quarters 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's the funniest state talking about seceding. Place would probably turn into Haiti without federal support with nice secluded tourist areas and everywhere else homelessness and drugs.

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gb1787 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel that way about Texas every time I have to go to Dallas.

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Isaiah53 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yet, they turned themselves into a drug-infested theme park.

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talltellmanson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. Let their entire state go bankrupt from the loss of tourism.

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HughJasske 20 points ago +20 / -0

unconstitutional !!

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hawaii judge says nuh-uh.

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NoTimeToBleed 7 points ago +7 / -0

I miss that guy. Wonder what he's up to these days...

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 9 points ago +9 / -0

seething

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WhiteBoySummer 4 points ago +4 / -0

He “died suddenly”

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TDS_Consultant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously though a state can't just restrict entry to U.S. citizens right?

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MikeWhoCheeseHairy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Technically they aren't, you can just skip the quarantine if you get all the jabs. Still allowed to fly in unjabbed.

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HughJasske 19 points ago +19 / -0

The entire Gulf Coast between South Padre Tx all the way to the southern tip of FL WELCOMES YOU ALL!!

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Gwoz8881 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’m moving to the gulf coast, near Sarasota, in a couple weeks

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America_No_1 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have a condo on one of the keys here...feels like the old America I used to know in other states here.

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SuperOrk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed.

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SuperOrk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mardi Gras is coming up.

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JuanEpstein 18 points ago +18 / -0

I just saw this posted: Mexico is the only country ON EARTH with no Covid entry restrictions. Source: https://www.iatatravelcentre.com/world.php

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DMFT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based as FUCK! My fiancé wanted to take my to Hawaii for our honeymoon but they went full commie, so we were looking at Mexico instead. That’s wonderful news!

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45isthebomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fly to Huatulco and then drive to Puerto Escondido. It;s an easy 1 hr drive. Place is awesome. My wife's mad I told you all.

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BasedAeroEngr 3 points ago +3 / -0

We bought a 6ft long harpoon in MX when we stopped there on a cruise. Just to see if we could! 😂 You just have to watch out for the cartels. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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CovfefeVideo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Might as well call it 'Huawei'

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_Go-f-urself2 13 points ago +14 / -1

NOTE they hated white people before it was cool

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KilroyJCNJ 12 points ago +12 / -0

Marco Island and Goodland, Fl

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DMFT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where’s Marco island?

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BigIronBigIron 5 points ago +5 / -0

Right next to Polo Island, you can't miss it

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KilroyJCNJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gulf coast just outside of Naples.

If you look at a roadmap of SW Florida, follow I-75 south until it makes a hard left (😂🤣) toward Miami, then continue due south on 951 until you run out of road, park in the marina and watch the dolphins.

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JesusWept 9 points ago +9 / -0

In the summer, the west coast of Michigan, central and north. Many wonderful little towns, beautiful weather and beaches. Also Provincetown Mass has light and air like nowhere else, but dont go in August. Gets obnoxious and very family-unfriendly then.

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BeanieRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shout out from Holland, MI!

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SharonaZamboni 1 point ago +1 / -0

PTown??? Nah. Degenerate.

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dorsalmorsel 9 points ago +9 / -0

People like to claim that something should be done about the manner of Hawaii falling to US rule (basically a coup by americans). I agree. Hawaii should be given independence. bye bye 2 senators and 1 rep and 3 electoral votes. Don't send all the homeless back either!

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LaPastillaEscarlata 2 points ago +2 / -0

The funniest part is they would be taken over immediately by either Japan or China.

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E-dantes 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mount rushmore. The grand canyon. I would normally say the redwoods in northern cali or southern oregon, but fuck commie states. Devils tower. The u.s.s. constitution, but commie state, so your call on that one.

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Mellifleur 9 points ago +9 / -0

Washington, you serious ? The Internment Camp State ?

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Mellifleur 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol well said

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Nimble_navigator92 5 points ago +5 / -0

Washington gets a pretty bad rap, and I understand why, but it's King County (Seattle) that does all the dumb shit. Step out of King County and you would swear you were in Idaho or Montana.

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Washingpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Tri-Cities - can confirm

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Cyer6 4 points ago +4 / -0

No shit, I'd rather go to Rawlins, WY in the middle of winter than go to that woke fucking state.

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jaybordelon60 1 point ago +1 / -0

I live in wa and it sucks. Even in the San Juan islands they require masks. Beautiful place but ruined by the left. Not vaxxed and not wearing masks here. Was fired for not wearing the case rag. Don't waste your money in wa.

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Washingpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

For the true freedom lovers, come to Eastern Washington. You can spot a libtard because they have a mask, so you know to avoid them, and most normal places don't give a fuck about them anyway. Tri-Cities is great, Walla Walla, Spokane, Moses Lake, all wonderful. If you want to really get away in the summer, northern Washington has tons of places to camp far away from the libtards. Western Washington is the place to avoid.... Unless you like heroin and getting robbed.

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magnokor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sandwich Islands have lost their minds.

A lot of Chinese there, so no surprise freedom is gone.

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NancysMinge 6 points ago +7 / -1

Florida

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PartandParcel 5 points ago +5 / -0

I really appreciate states that tell me straight up: “boycott us, we’re absolute authoritarian libtards.”

Say no more.

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Mellifleur 5 points ago +5 / -0

Croatia

Split, Hvar, Dubrovnik

...and 9,0000 % cheaper than Hawaii

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rockytrumpoa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget Krk and Pag for people who like partying or quiet, respectively. And Plitvice lakes for nature reserve. Also a trip to bosnia for just living and being left alone. Slovenia for skiing. Zagreb for museums and christmas/new year. Zagorje for backpacking. Velebites for hiking. Istria for roman stuff. And this all without mentioning belgrade or other specific places. Also meat in bosnia.

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minttea2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Does this mean other states can require proof that all people traveling or moving from other states are not socialist pieces of shit before entry is allowed?

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

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JohnCocktoastin 4 points ago +5 / -1

In the US, Florida is about the only place remotely comparable. We gave up on hawaii a few years back due to the epic length plane ride in shit equipment for international fare rates, and started going to Puerto Vallarta a lot. Found some badass places we like more, costs less, and people actually are helpful and nice there.

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gloriouschairmanpao 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lmao. They do know they’re an island chain, right? Anybody wanna take bets on how long till they starve?

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catsfive 3 points ago +4 / -1

Egypt. You heard me. Not a mask in sight. Take a Nile cruise and go see the ancient sites.

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Bb1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give it back to the Japs

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Pal360 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beaufort SC, Charleston SC and Ladies Island. Never been to Florida

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shhh! Delete this and keep quiet.😂

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Pal360 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmfao!!

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Pal360 2 points ago +2 / -0

I kinda figured your post was coming

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Ruejitsu 3 points ago +3 / -0

South Padre Island, Tx.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Florida - "Explore Freedom in America Again!"

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Nimble_navigator92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guess I need to reconsider my honeymoon plans

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Pureblood41 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mexico,and the Maldives are friendly spots

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RyanUpCreek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Outside of the country Costa Rica was a lot of fun. Some of the locals think they are better than the tourists but money changes that fast.

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty much most of the Florida coast. And a lot of tropical jungle areas with natural blue springs, where you can kayak, camp, see manatee, and even some crazy wild monkeys. Blue spring state park is awesome, and silver spring state park has a long river, that’s where you’d want to go to kayak, Silver spring is the place with monkeys. Devils Den prehistoric spring is also incredibly awesome. I get the feeling I’ll regret this when tons of tourists show up 😬

Edit: It’s only a 45 minute ferry ride from the coast of Florida, to the Bahamas. So, you could do a vacation within a vacation, rent quads over there and ride their beach trails.

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ItsOKtoVoteTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

how important to you is it that you get yelled at by natives?

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reallybadmanners 2 points ago +2 / -0

CanCun if you dont mind leaving the US. a couple g's total gets you the all inclusive treatment

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RandArrow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plus, Mexico just ended all covid restrictions, including declaration forms.

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sleepy00 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad I went before all the nonsense.

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hawaii has nice areas, but drug issues and other issues nobody sees until they go there.

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midgetpornrocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Saipan, CNMI.

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n3IVI0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Florida maybe? It's a peninsula, not an island. If you want an island, there are several along the eastern seaboard you could visit.

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Mikeua68 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Florida panhandle is very comparable and the people are way nicer! Navarre Beach, Destin, any of those places.

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ChiefCRON 1 point ago +1 / -0

The west coast of Florida.. sanabell or Marco 👌

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suemac 1 point ago +1 / -0

Florida! Fun for all and everything Hawaii has! Cheaper and easier flight!

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Badradness 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s hard to imagine just how stupid these faggots are

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well if they crater the tourism industry it can be a little billionaire paradise for Zuck and Oprah and all their elite and political friends.

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JZSquared 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really hope this decision tanks the Hawaiian economy.

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randylaheydidit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too late. Milk is $7/gal here

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watamellon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can they even do this? Isn't freedom of travel one of the main benefits of these United States?

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eel003 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd save my money and stock up on the important things. Far too many places and businesses of leisure use their profits at the corporate level to keep us under their thumb. We have the power of the purse, we could choke out so many by just not spending our money with them. Staycations and PB&J's alone could change the world. Just a thought...

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556y308 1 point ago +1 / -0

ACCELERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fluffykitten 1 point ago +2 / -1

Las Vegas is pretty good. Saw random LETS GO BRANDON brigades walking down The Strip a few weeks ago.

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67Vert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are they enforcing the bullshit mask mandates?

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fluffykitten 2 points ago +2 / -0

no, but the casinos require you to wear one if you're at the table games

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reallybadmanners 1 point ago +1 / -0

We’re trying to hang in there. Our governor is a cunt and we have bullshit mask policy. You can mostly go out and do everything you want and have a decent time though here.

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ilovebooks3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Coeur'dAlene is gorgeous during the summer. Great swimming, hiking, and fishing...and I usually go to Tahoe..

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n3IVI0 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had to fly overseas. PCR test required before departure and on arrival. Stupid lab failed to get my results to us in time. Spent two days in an airport waiting. Paid a small fortune for tests to be made to sleep in an airport. Don't fly if you don't have to. Or ever again. Our airline did great trying to help us, but the US airlines are intolerable.