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posedgeclk 11 points ago +11 / -0

An old fashioned, red-blooded American brown bear biped with an M240 definitely beats a bunch of old Russians wielding sabres and AK-47s riding quadraped brown bears.

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Goldsteinbergsky 11 points ago +12 / -1

That's an M60 bro

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TheSaltyVet 4 points ago +4 / -0

was just about to throw that out there. But see somebody already did.

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JasonF84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately some of our younger veteran warriors never had the experience of wielding an M60! Some of my best memories!

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TheSaltyVet 2 points ago +2 / -0

True, when i went to Scout School at Knox, M240B all the way.

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Talon54 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep and he's wasting a lot of ammo. He's got the belt engaged in the center. Must be Gayvy.

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Tiberium 3 points ago +3 / -0

AK-47's are actually very reliable guns, When I lost all of my guns in a boating accident, if I ever need to dig them up, they will still fire even after years of sitting in mud and rust.

A shame i lost all my guns though when my boat sank

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frogface 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now is the time to dig them back up.

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The_Kuru 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can only stop communism with bullets and bombs. Other methods like democracy get subverted right away.

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buckeyeminuteman 5 points ago +5 / -0

He needs the blood stripe running down the side of his blue trousers.

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8bit_mixtape 3 points ago +3 / -0

Light 'em up, Gunny.

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BigMikesSwingingCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alternatively, Gunny smokes commies.

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Forbidden_outcast 3 points ago +3 / -0

I gave my kid an assignment to start reading the Federalist papers. They said no, but I simply kept saying “Start reading the Federalist Papers” every chance I got last evening.

(Kid will even get bored and curious, and start reading the Federalist Papers, hopefully.) (not home-schooled, but schooling does start at home.)

I wasn’t even aware politics existed at 12, but this kid is different. We debate politics often and it’s some of our best conversations.

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dugobi 3 points ago +3 / -0

'The Red Menace'. Reminds me of all the PSA,s every Saturday morning as a child. Remember, the Ad Council is the major source for social manipulation, realized every day when you brush teeth after every meal and buckle up for safety. My favorite is the two moms /two dad's skeleton porn the grand children have to endure.

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AmericanScholar373 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gunny will smoke em

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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gunny Bear! Rhymes with Gummy Bear! I like it!

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Pissed_American 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where can I get one of those hats?!

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Pepe1776_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best way to prevent communism is to eliminate public school.

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Virginia_Dare 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am still strangely attracted to this bear.

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MrMcGreenGenes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gunny THE Bear.

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sleeve tattoos are gay.

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GrandDaddyMemesGhost 6 points ago +6 / -0

Resident black-piller says what?

And who TF capitalizes communism? My autocorrect KNOWS that shit ain't capitalized.

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Amateurgynecologist 1 point ago +1 / -0

. Communism

My autocorrect capitalizes it