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WinterSoldier82 19 points ago +19 / -0

I havent shaved since the beginning of Lockdown Plandemic and dont intend to buy another blade until this shit ends..

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WinterSoldier82 10 points ago +10 / -0

😁

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MickHigan2 8 points ago +9 / -1

I say we post our beards on here... My beard is 3/5 testosterone.

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WinterSoldier82 7 points ago +7 / -0

You will have to excuse my Neanderthal look. πŸ§”πŸ–

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TheDonWon 7 points ago +7 / -0

My beard looks like someone tried to comb it with a burning log

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Luminia5 1 point ago +2 / -1

🀣 never heard this one, but my fiance's father's mane matches this most apt description.

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swifty123456 4 points ago +4 / -0

are you a fed? wanting to run facial recognition on us! put a face to our profile!?

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Oskar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't need the whole face, just the soup catcher.

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swifty123456 4 points ago +4 / -0

thats a rookie move

havent shaved since 9dec 2016

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WinterSoldier82 4 points ago +4 / -0

You probably have a Gandolf beard by now. πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ

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swifty123456 3 points ago +3 / -0

almost! but my damn mustache wont get bushy!

seems like my mustache is trimmed! after a certain point it doenst grow anymore

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swifty123456 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol thats what some friends tell me! other then my mustache stopped growing. i am a pretty hairy bastard!

a friend of mine just wants a goatee but it wont connect a full bear dis also patchy on him! with holes everywhere.

he wishes he had mine beard. and here i am sitting wishing for a thicker fuller longer mustache

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Dratchev 2 points ago +2 / -0

newb. I have never shaved in my entire life. an I am almost 40

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GrayManNumber333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Until? Why stop then?

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Mount_10_ear 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lol funny post. But I'm one of those who shave my head and face daily.
Keep it trim and tight. Hair ( head or face ) is a handle for your enemies

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1st_Covfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

a handle for your enemies, or lovers.

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Mount_10_ear 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've bounced a few guys head off the bar or wall by a beard.
It's why Rome cut their hair short

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swifty123456 1 point ago +6 / -5

you sound like my girlfriend who shaves around her lips daily!

if i was jack murphy i would send you pictures of her shaved vag! but i aint no cuck. so you can just look in the mirror if you want to see a vagina

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Mount_10_ear 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow your funny. Go fuck your mother cum boi

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swifty123456 1 point ago +1 / -0

i would but my agenda is booked with doing your mom, your aunts cousins sisters!

an i see aoc is houdning me also to get fucked!

sorry to dissapoint all booked up

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Mount_10_ear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awww you're cute.

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swifty123456 1 point ago +1 / -0

now i can see your your mothers child!

your mom told me the exact same thing

but sorry aint climbing with you in bed!

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Mount_10_ear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol aww that's cute.
Just keep the beard to hide all 5 of your chins

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Cryptops 10 points ago +10 / -0

My native American blood doesn't allow me to grow a full beard

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FrogSlough 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same, goatee was just enough after heavy Brussel sprout intake, but the rest is pathetic. I got great tan though πŸ˜‰

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SmartWomenLoveTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love based men with beards 😍

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swifty123456 3 points ago +3 / -0

does size matter?! you a sizequeen?

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SmartWomenLoveTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s not the size that matters, it’s the fullness πŸ§”πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

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SmartWomenLoveTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

FUCK… this is an emoji now πŸ§”πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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Zskills 9 points ago +10 / -1

I decided to become a swole bearded chad when I finally moved to God's country after 10 years in a druggie shit hole.

So far I've got about 1/4 inch of beard and gained 19 lbs of lean muscle.

I feel like samson. Scared to shave, might lose the gains.

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Zskills 3 points ago +5 / -2

God damn right.

Living -nay- thriving on two-a-days, creatine, protein shakes, bacon burritos, and the finest steaks in the county.

And the Mrs. LOVES the changes. She says I'm like an animal in bed now.

Bearded ripped men are just better men, it's as simple as that.

πŸ§”

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dumbcomputerguy 8 points ago +8 / -0

havent even been keeping it trim this winter.

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Based_in_Seattle 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yeah I'll show off my glorious jawline thanks.

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1otismalotis1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Have not shaved since Reagan was in office. It was good enough for Jesus, good enough for me.

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Zskills 2 points ago +3 / -1

Damn, impressive. You ever enter beard contests?

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stick_in_the_eye 13 points ago +13 / -0

doesnt that fact make you giggle inside when you see some bearded retard wearing a cloth mask for covid?

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honkpillfarmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

100%

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ATK69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me too. Then got a new job and grew a beard. I realized I had to spend more time grooming myself to maintain a beard than if I just used clippers.

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Magastreammedia 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish GEOTUS would grow one for 24

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VulgarProfit 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have long hair and a beard but it's mostly because I'm lazy hate the salon. My wife calls me Scary Jesus

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Zxc26 6 points ago +8 / -2

Shaving is expensive, make some nice beard oil and grow beard like a man.

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TheGreenDutchman 6 points ago +7 / -1

It's not expensive if you don't use disposable razors. Straight edge razors ae plenty manly enough, anyway.

I'm sadly cursed with the 'stache-capabilities of a muslim woman, so if I don't shave that at least I just end up looking ridiculous.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 4 points ago +5 / -1

Actually, it's not expensive at all if you know how. Just get a decent Safety Razor - preferably an old one.

Long ago (1990s?) at an antique shop, I bought an ancient but perfectly clean and functional "safety razor" that was built sometime back in the Hoover Administration. I paid $20 for it, if memory serves.

Blades for it (most folks call them "double-edged razor blades") cost like $10 for 100 blades. Each blade lasts almost a week once you get the hang of shaving with it. I also use either a Shampoo Bar or Shaving Soap instead of the can for shaving cream, which is mega-cheap and lasts a lot longer. I can shave 'dry' (meaning, with just water) in a pinch, since my face got used to the blade a long time ago.

I think it costs me something like $5/month to shave, if even that. Meanwhile, my wife spends waaay more than that to shave her legs and etc.

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B_Sack 6 points ago +7 / -1

No

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Patriot9 5 points ago +13 / -8

beards are getting gay af and played out

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Correndo 3 points ago +8 / -5

Played the fuck out for real. Finally shaved mine off a few months ago. Improved my business and sex life almost instantly.

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stick_in_the_eye -2 points ago +3 / -5

unless you have an interesting looking beard you just look like another dude with poop in his beard.

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Choomguy 5 points ago +6 / -1

Scraping your face leaves lots of micro abrasions that are vunerable entry points for disease.

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FitOfficial 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you are going to shave use an electric Wahl T-blade razor. It gets almost as close as a razor, doesn't destroy your skin, and you were going to have that 5oclock shadow anyway.

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BadManOrange 4 points ago +4 / -0

DE razer or if you're brave straight edge. Anyway, not everyone looks good with a beard or has one that grows well.

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Buck_O_Five 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am the office jesus, who turns water into coffee

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BeardedNinjaPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I haven't shaved in years. Beards are the way.

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JOLLYROGERS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beards are generally forbidden in the military, but me and the boys would routinely grow hatred moustaches while deployed. They got nasty thick and the harder the officers complained the more people we convinced to grow them.

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blitzkrieg1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have Cherokee blood in me so beard grow weird.

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dirtmerchant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Long hair and a beard is the way to be. Keep that shit neat and clean.

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MAGA16062015 2 points ago +2 / -0

Last time I shaved yall still had a kenyan in the whitehouse

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Patriot_Dave 1 point ago +1 / -0

got mine about 5 inches

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SeenYourFreedom 1 point ago +12 / -11

Beards are for muslims and ugly people

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SeenYourFreedom 5 points ago +8 / -3

Who knew the Amish could throw insults? πŸ˜…

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta shave. Spotty beard. I blame Ghengis Khan.

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dixond 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm a lazy shaver that taught himself to shave with a straightedge and used it exclusively for a really long time. Now I just use clippers and give my face a no#1 from time to time. Either way, there's a lot of beard-fags out there that are in love with their aesthetic more than God, righteousness, and inner strength. Peace out.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have to shave my beard because I have a lot of contact with clients and because I have to be at some construction sites to inspect it.

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Litterboxer1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cringe

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Average-Joe 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Now, you're telling me that you're so ingrained with white-trash DNA that your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white-trashy like that?"...yeah, I got the Joe Dirt thing going on when I don't shave.

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RawDeal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Started a beard back when Trump was elected. Shaved my own head during early 2020 and just got a Peaky Blinders cut yesterday - keeping the beard. Also, was working in the entertainment industry and just took indefinite leave. Gotta get outta that cesspool.

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BidensWetNurse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beards are for fucking hipsters.

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CocainTurtle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d love to grow a beard but if I don’t shave my face will look like a untrimmed ball sack.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 1 point ago +3 / -2

In Portland, a lot of the betas and pantifa types like to grow out beards nowadays in order to look tough. Funny thing is, they still have man-buns, noodle-arms and bird-chests, which is hilarious as fuck to look at.

Point is, a beard is cool and all, but unless you build up and maintain a strong, not-fat body to back it up, it's not really gonna help you out all that much.

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Correndo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Those guys are tough until they're expected to lead people or fight without face panties concealing their identities.

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Correndo 0 points ago +3 / -3

After clean shaving almost every day in the service, when I got out I naturally decided to stop shaving like most guys - for the most part.

Now? Nah. I'm done having a beard. I got sick of it. Beards are too ubiquitous these days. I shaved it off and my social life improved almost instantly; in business and women. To me, those benefits far outweigh the compliments I got on my beard, which were almost exclusively from other dudes anyways.

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k_the_c 2 points ago +2 / -0

And it makes one look younger.

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Correndo 1 point ago +1 / -0

True. I look nearly a decade younger than my real age.

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DarkDrai 0 points ago +3 / -3

I remember when people were saying that well-manicured beards were being adopted by liberal soyboys, and that the new cool thing to do was to go clean-shaven (and un-tattooed, etc).

Then again, look what happened to Ted Cruz.

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Correndo -2 points ago +2 / -4

People are still saying that. Depending on where you live, clean shaving and refusing tattoos almost makes you counter-culture.

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stick_in_the_eye 0 points ago +4 / -4
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silentmajority2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

From eating your wife's ass /s

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VulgarProfit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Real men have shit on their face

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peterstrzoked 5 points ago +5 / -0

In all fairness; if you have a face you probably have shit on your face too.

That’s like talking about how many ground up rat turds are in your cheerios: a lot. So what?

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stick_in_the_eye -2 points ago +3 / -5

i notice you dont have any facts or sources that refute it.

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panic_scam -1 points ago +5 / -6

OP loves Muslims

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GrayManNumber333 -2 points ago +2 / -4

It’s for fags who want to look like boys for other fags.