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posted ago by Morokei ago by Morokei +1091 / -2

About six months ago I commented I’m an identical twin who is unvaxxed and is therefore serving as the informal “control group” since my twin is fully vaxxed and boosted. I promised an update. Here it is.

Yep you guessed it my fully vaxxed twin (who only goes out to get groceries) recently got covid. He also recovered in about ten days.

I have never been jabbed and happily attend gop central committee and other meetings with hundreds of fellow unmasked Patriots.

I never got the Coof.

I mentioned to him that the vaccines don’t work based on his experience. He dutifully replied “I would have died from it if I wasn’t vaccinated”.

That is all.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 83 points ago +83 / -0

Are you sure you're identical twins? Sounds like you got all the brains.

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posedgeclk 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's a lot that can and does develop differently between two identical twins. Blood vessels and personalities are a few of them. Some identical twins might as well be clones as far as personalities are concerned, and some couldn't be any more different.

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frankenbox 11 points ago +11 / -0

Same. My wife was coerced into the jabs by her job with National Guard. She has had the coof twice. I am pureblood and never had so much as a runny nose. And I have never worn a mask and am in huge groups all the time.

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electricboogaloo 22 points ago +22 / -0

You have to be fraternal twins cause clearly you have balls and “he” has a pussy

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 15 points ago +16 / -1

“I would have died if I had not been vaccinated, or it would have been worse”

Literally no evidence to back that up.

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BaldyGull 10 points ago +10 / -0

That is why they make that statement. Outside of studies with identical twins, you literally can't prove it. It is just like climate change. It can't be proven or disproven. They will never set concrete predictions. It is no accident. Politicians' favorite problems are the kind that can be changed simply by saying they are different. You can't be held responsible for failure and you can declare victory anytime. Look at covid. Polls slumping? Just change covid report to only include d3aths from rather than with. Congrats, you solved covid. Border crossing? Just stop catching them and the number of apprehensions decrease. Unemployment and inflation? Change calculations! It's all they do.

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Eu-is-socialist 1 point ago +2 / -1

That is exactly the mentality of people that take fucking HOLLY WATER for healing . But at least those people don't call it fucking science.

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AnPrim 13 points ago +13 / -0

"it would have been worse"

directly translates to

"I'm an irrational moron that would rather die than have my world view adapt to reality"

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TheDonWon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Have you tried responding, “I would have died if I took the shot” ?

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Morokei [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes. He just shakes his head and says he’s worried about me. I laugh. He gets mad.

I also offered to ship him some ivermectin/hcq/zpacs but no he doesn’t want them.

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TheDonWon 9 points ago +9 / -0

You’re a twin so I truly cannot even pretend to know how frustrating that is fren. I have a hard enough time arguing with the mirror

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NvJohansson 10 points ago +10 / -0

That could have been a lot worse bs seems like it was branded with a cattle iron on their frontal lobe

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BaldyGull 6 points ago +6 / -0

You are in a rare position to actually prove that statement wrong like no one else can. You are effectively the only people capable of getting sick while vaccinated and simultaneously unvacced. You must now get sick and prove him wrong. This is like a plot for a scifi spoof.

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Harambee2k 6 points ago +6 / -0

He is thankful for the protection his “vaccines” provide. Who knows how much worse it would have been with out the “vaccine”.

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Chopblock 6 points ago +6 / -0

Proof that intelligence isn’t genetic, or that twin psychology always turns one bad.

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Whosaidwhatnow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not dying is proof that the vaxx saved his life. A 99.9% survival rate for the non-vaxxed proves nothing. That's sCiEnce!

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el-y0y0s 4 points ago +5 / -1

dayum 10 day's is what it takes for unvaxxed to fully recover.

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RyanUpCreek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes longer than that. Long Covid I guess

Check out posts from u/not_a_glowie_just_fo

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PickleSticks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seems like we've figured out the Nature/Nurture argument as well.

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StadiumHopper 4 points ago +5 / -1

I too am a twin, unvaxxed whereas my twin is vaxxed. I got the Coof immediately in 19-20 Winter, recovered and never got vaxxed. My brother got the coof with his family and later got vaxxed. He has had all kinds of issues. While I did finally test positive for C19 (likely Omicron) the illness was mild. I never missed any work (from home). I am still unvaxxed.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you connected to your twin psychicly? Can you feel their ADE?

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FrontTowardLeft 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll bet your twin also died in the Great Avocado Famine of 2019.

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Pepedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your twin is retarded.

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Morokei [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hopefully not at birth

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Whyreracialize 4 points ago +4 / -0

Personal anecdote- right now my entire vaxxed office, my wife’s entire vaxxed office, and our kids mostly vaxxed school mates all have COVID, offices closed, classes cancelled. None of us have it. None of us are vaxxed. Weird huh?

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ClarenceBeeks 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Would have died” bro, just get the vax bro, omnicron is a killer bro, please get vaxxed (insert tears)

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AnotherFormerDem 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would have died from it if I wasn’t vaccinated

An unfalsifiable claim, indicating that he's part of a religious cult.

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Dizzyedge 3 points ago +3 / -0

10 days for Omicron?

Most people, including me, got over it in 5 days or less.

Sounds like the vax made it worse.

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Ryan192 2 points ago +2 / -0

at what point do you simply announce to his face that he is stupid?

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NinjaFish 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone says “I would’ve died if I didn’t have the vax” yet the mortality rate on Covid is still only 1.4% (724k deaths on 51m cases according to cdc just now). Statistically 98.6% of them are liars.

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

More like 50,000 deaths out of 51 million cases. Even the CDC is admitting those other deaths are lies

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NoComment 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is irrefutable proof of Nurture over Nature

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freundwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

How does he know he would have died from it without the vax? Is he over 77? Even then, 5-10% chance of death.

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Psalm_109_8-13 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate when they say "I would have died.." . How do they know? I know more people who got it before the jabs and they lived. In fact 94% of the people in my age group who got it recovered just fine.

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davidmode 2 points ago +2 / -0

"i clearly wouldve died from a virus with a 98-99% survival rate for my demographic."

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Fundadores 1 point ago +1 / -0

Translates to: "I'm morbidly obese, have diabetes, and some other stuff."

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

As an identical twin this seems wierd to me. Even as adults we are practically clones of one another, even politically.

Were you close as kids? When did you part ways and go down different paths?

My guess is he married some liberal Karen thunder-cunt and he drank her coolaid.

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Morokei [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

We were very close growing up and up to college. After that we remained close to identical physically but in other ways were and are completely different, especially politically.

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

College is a commie indoctrination camp.

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DicerningSword 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Science is so good it cannot be disproven..

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John_Bigbootay 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it means that you stole part of your twin's brain in the womb.

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dignum_et_justum_est 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember that post

Way to be a badass

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SmokeyAF 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks; curious, are you taking any immune boosters (particular vitamins; IVM, HCQ, etc)?

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Morokei [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never took IVM or HCQ (although I have them on hand in case I need treatment). I take a multivitamin/supplement combo which includes C, D3, zinc, quercetin, although not in the prophylactic amounts usually suggested.

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SmokeyAF 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same here, thanks very much. We'll hold out hope for your brother (and mine), some day. crazy times.

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Nunya__Biznus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, you probably will get it at some point. Everyone will. That's just the truth.

Now... take your ivermectin and you'll be fine in a matter of 3 days or less.

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Freyjaschild 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chances are you had it and didn't know it proving that it was never a big deal.

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June_Bug 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love the argument "I could've died if I didn't get the vaccine". He had a better chance of dying within the 5 miles of his home to get groceries than of covid.

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ColonelKlink 1 point ago +1 / -0

Both my identical twins are pure bloods.

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

My sister got it after triple jab. Thinks it "could have been worse" without it.

Since you can't disprove a negative there's no counter factual argument to make. Other than, "your vax kinda sucks eggs"

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TheMAGAlorian787 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is your twin a mentally retarded drone? No due respect.

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NimbleNavigator20202 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like some brain damage occurred during the twinning process.

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WuFluHoax 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I don't know nothin about no fancy doorcode... I'm just a simple blacksmith"

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

The brainwashing worked.

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Kyle-Them-All -1 points ago +2 / -3

your brother sounds pretty ignorant. is a homosexual by chance?