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PatriotsWinBigly 228 points ago +228 / -0

Fuck this made me laugh.

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Goldsteinbergsky 56 points ago +57 / -1

Same. Still better than getting a broken shell though.

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TommyJarvis 31 points ago +35 / -4

imagine eating taco smell...

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unicornpoop 24 points ago +26 / -2

taco hell

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Gatchya 30 points ago +32 / -2

I basically only eat steak, chicken, vegetables and eggs. But, when I fuck around I eat cheesy Gordita crunches from Taco Bell. They are fucking awesome.

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Mew_Deuces 29 points ago +29 / -0

Taco Bell has the best fake ground meat. From California to Oregon to Oklahoma, in the last 5 years I've noticed the quality of Ground Beef in this Country has drastically dropped. Can't bite into a cheeseburger from anywhere, or make tacos or spaghetti at home without finding hard pieces of shit that don't belong in the beef. I thought I was crazy at first, but 3 states and a broken molar later has confirmed this for me.

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LinebackerMikeObama 20 points ago +22 / -2

Can't bite into a cheeseburger from anywhere

Eat more In-N-Out.

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b00nis 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’d call you a lucky West-Coaster buuut…

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Qwikphaze 6 points ago +7 / -1

In and out over rated

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FormerLibtard94 5 points ago +5 / -0

I liked them but Five Guys outclasses them in every way possible

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NippleSalad 1 point ago +2 / -1

same boring dry bland shit as any other fast food place.

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FreedomDeliveries 9 points ago +10 / -1

find a local gressfed farm and get your meat direct and local.

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Keiichi81 7 points ago +7 / -0

I looked around for a gressfed farm but couldn't find one. What am I doing wrong?

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strictly1957 4 points ago +4 / -0

Underated reply. Top Kek!

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Shaffro 6 points ago +6 / -0

When I was a kid in grammar school the burgers had hard crunchy, gristle in every bite. The rumor was they were serving horse meat and some other weird shit.

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Junionthepipeline 6 points ago +6 / -0

Horse isnt like that it was just a shitty grind

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Octomonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to say the same thing when I was little, and my mom and aunt still laugh at me for it. Glad to see I’m not alone in this claim.

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DicerningSword 2 points ago +3 / -1

The hard bits are ground up cartilage. you don't usually find it in meat ground up in a true meat market but rather from the ground beef that comes from plants... Many grocery stores no longer cut package or grind their own meat.. They just stick prepackaged meat on the shelves..

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Redneckathon 2 points ago +3 / -1

I had many pounds of really good beef and then my freezer went out. Next time, I pressure can it.

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Octomonkey 2 points ago +3 / -1

For sure. Pressure canning roasts and whole chickens is the way. Then make stocks with the bones.

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Amaroq64 8 points ago +8 / -0

Unpopular Opinion: Taco Bell is the best mexican food there is.

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midgetpornrocks 11 points ago +11 / -0

I thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

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DJT_JR6544 7 points ago +7 / -0

Popular opinion: when they got rid of the grilled stuffed burrito I hated them forever and stuff.

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DeathArrow 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you're old enough to remember their chicken club burrito, then you know what true sadness feels like.

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FuckingWiseCracker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right? I also miss the Meximelt. Fuck, those were delicious.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cheeserito, where art thou?

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Hoshi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe if they bring back the original three chalupas when they were first launched. They somehow combined them all now and it doesn't taste the same.

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JoinTheDiscussion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Steak baja chalupas...

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Horkers4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I never eat at Taco Bell but if/when they bring back nacho fries I'll be there every night.

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militarysnoopy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you me?

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I indulge in the occasional chili cheese burrito. That’s basically a MOAB to the insides but damn if it doesn’t hit the spot sometimes.

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Jack_HinsonTN 10 points ago +10 / -0

Best anti-constipation medication ever. If you're lucky it'll wave at you on the way through.

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Mitschu 6 points ago +6 / -0

The other day I had the world's worst gas + constipation combo. Felt like little bombs were going off inside of my gut and I couldn't so much as fart out even a millibar of the painful pressure. Ordered a batch of soft tacos, inhaled those tiny little suckers, five minutes later I came out of the bathroom twenty pounds lighter (about half was pure sweat) and the blockage was not just gone, my asshole was wide enough you could fly a 757 through it without clipping the wings. Neighbors complained about me hooking a bassoon up to an amplifier at 2am to churn out some Vivaldi, but fuck them, they wanted to renovate their interior and exterior walls anyway, I just helped with the demo work.

4/5 experience, would rate higher but my dog went blind and the cats set aside their differences and helped hang each other with a feather wand to end their torment. Taco Bell didn't even send me a coupon for a free drink.

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leetnessmonster 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would look into getting some probiotics/enzymes in your gut. Also look to do a colon cleanse and some fasting.

How the Gut Microbiome affects the Brain and Mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4CBy0uVqRc

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killedmytv 4 points ago +4 / -0

And safer than eating a bag of Haribo sugar-free gummi bears, whose Amazon reviews are even better than the product itself

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EnoughisEnough45 6 points ago +6 / -0

Toxic Hell

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FuckingWiseCracker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Taco Belch.

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Moebius 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have NEVER once eaten at 'Tacolon Bell' and NOT gotten the shits...haven't eaten there in decades.

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Octomonkey 14 points ago +14 / -0

A friend of mine had a 90 minute drive home from college. One day he ordered Taco Bell upon departure and arrived at home with one sock.

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Moebius 10 points ago +10 / -0

I understand...

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Themodsrfags 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prefer taco johns chicken street tacos

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Jack_HinsonTN 6 points ago +6 / -0

Highly recommended for constipation sufferers. Will clean you out top to bottom, just make sure you take it home first so you're near a readily available bathroom.

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atrix 5 points ago +5 / -0

We just got Taco Bell here in NZ. I am ever so curious to try. These stories fill me with wonder.

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Moebius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like prepping for a colonoscopy...

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ilovetrump4 2 points ago +2 / -0

And (aside from all the fraudulent voters) those people can, and do, vote.

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Lady_MaGa 6 points ago +6 / -0

Taco Tuesday!

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Merica4EVER 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whoever did this is either rich or just being an edgy asshole right now lmao

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Honkycracker [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time i look at it.

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RedditSucksChinaPoo 78 points ago +80 / -2

Never ask for a special request at fast food places.... Pro-tip-- that is likely NOT sour cream.

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Honkycracker [S] 49 points ago +57 / -8

Its a stock photo i don't eat that shit.

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Honkycracker [S] 25 points ago +29 / -4

It's obviously someone's thumb genius.

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MrSir 19 points ago +20 / -1

THIS GUYS A PHONEY!!!

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Chopblock 12 points ago +12 / -0

How can he be real if his thumbs aren’t real?

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Phoney is what all the cool kids are saying now, it's a good thing! It means rad, or cool. For example, "Man that Michael Jordan is so phony!"

https://youtu.be/2arVUdTvWvg

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USPatriot45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Caught me. Thats my Dad's thumb.

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FreeFlorida 9 points ago +9 / -0

the story may not be real but it makes you think and that's what any good meme is it doesn't always need to be associated with a real thing happening

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FreeFlorida 1 point ago +1 / -0

you mean "here's why fake news is better than real news" lol

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InternationalSpy007 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Art is the lie that tells the truth"

-Pablo Picasso

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highmoves 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s why comedy is an art.

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BunkerHill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok, here is the new challenge: reproduce this resulted in real life. Go to Taco Smell and ask for sour cream jn the side of the taco and first person who comes back here with a real pic of said challenge gets the prize. Prize = ?

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InternationalSpy007 10 points ago +10 / -0

Prize = diarrhea

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BunkerHill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. Yes. We all want that. Haha.

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27Sandino 4 points ago +4 / -0

so you're not the proud owner of that cool thumb ring?

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Honkycracker [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

My jewelry comes in bars.

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27Sandino 2 points ago +2 / -0

keep on living mas fren

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Chopblock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Butter, or 17,000 Coors points kind?

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Honkycracker [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like 2x4 logs.

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE2 25 points ago +35 / -10

Aside from the implications of what can typically happen by asking for special requests at fast food joints, I just never fucking understood that in the first place.

These are not restaurants. These are places that more or less microwave frozen food and throw it in a plastic bag. The employees there aren't chefs or waitresses. They're high school kids and people who never figured out how the fuck to do anything better in life.

They're not there to make your special autist kids bigmac 14 variations away from the menu.

So whenever I roll up behind a Karen in a drivethru ordering 18 different meals, each with special instructions, I just have to roll my eyes.

What the fuck is so hard about just ordering a goddamned number one, and then picking off whatever you don't like?

If you want food made to order, go to a sit down restaurant.

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Horkers4Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'll never understand how they manage to fuck up the "no X" request.

I'm literally asking you to do less work.

But you still do it.

It's fine, I can take the tomato off myself.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +2 / -1

Because it's faster to go through the repetitive muscle memory process of making it normally than it is to now have to think about the faggy little special requests the little asshole asking for it wants.

If you don't like pickles on your burger, honestly, just fucking die.

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RegularFigs -4 points ago +4 / -8

Popular sandwiches/burgers are pre-made and put on a warmer, so they are always ready to go when ordered. That's what makes "fast food" fast (in theory).

When people like you come along and start demanding modifications, somebody has to go make a fresh item, and that holds up the drive-thru line, or the steady cooking of other, regular items. Which slows everything down. I really wish some fast-food places would just tell people like you "NO".

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Horkers4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

lolwut

I used to work fast food and that's not at all how we did it.

Everything was already cooked and ready to go but the sandwich still had to be assembled. Which took like 15 seconds so the food was still fast, but it wasn't gross from sitting out.

And yes this was even when we were busy.

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +1 / -1

What he's describing was how fast food worked in like the 80s and 90s. It was unsanitary as shit and almost NOWHERE does it anymore, probably because of the movie Falling Down.

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killedmytv 1 point ago +1 / -0

...but I want breakfast

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Meddlesom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Commie.

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Chopblock 2 points ago +2 / -0

On the other hand, we don’t pay for the old soggy fries you pawn off on the next car.

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +1 / -1

Literally the only fast food places that still do that are places like airports or stadiums where there's 50 billion people in line at any given time.

For 99% of fast food places, they quit doing what you're describing in, like, 1999.

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MickMoss1 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's ok to ask for less, but never ask for more - that's my rule of thumb at fat food stops

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Chopblock 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d like less greasy crap, please!

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +3 / -1

I may have been a little drunk but I once went to a Wendy's at like 2AM and was like "can I get the biggest fuckin' frosty you can make" and they were like "I gotchu" and filled one of their large iced tea cups with frosty it was like half a gallon of ice cream lmao.

Tbh I just treat the people there with respect and hit a few jokes and they'll hook you up. I used to do it, I know what it's like, and RULE OF LIFE NUMBER ONE IS NEVER FUCK WITH PEOPLE WHO FUCK WITH YOUR FOOD.

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Litterboxer1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone worked at a fast food place...

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Ifeargovtmorethan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems like the perfect place to drop one of my favorite Boortz rants ever.... https://www.mediamatters.org/embed/static/audio/boortz-20060803

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Klown_Kutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

God I miss Boortz!

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Friendly_B 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prices would be about the same these days anyway...

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Patriot_Dave 7 points ago +8 / -1

Your exactly right. I've been in the drive though with a car full of people and they all wanted something different and custom. I just pulled away with them yelling "what are you doing?" I respond, "if you want custom spit you can come back yourself. you just fucked all our orders." They replied "oh, didn't think about that" Never fuck with, or make life difficult for people who don't give two fucks about you or your food.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell yeah! I've served as the designated driver in many Whataburger 2am drunk runs and not once did I order anything for myself. Don't ever let the drunks yell their own orders.

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Moebius 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have NO IDEA where that's been...

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TommyJarvis 2 points ago +4 / -2

Do ya one better. Dont eat at fast food places.

It's poison.

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TommyJarvis 51 points ago +52 / -1

"$22 per hour is not enough for me to afford my own apartment, eating out every meal, the newest iphone, my countless streaming services, my daily pot habit, my weekly visits to the tattoo parlor to finish my "sleeve", payments on my brand new car and insurance for the car I can't afford and still have any money left over for the things I might want! SOCIALISM TAKE ME AWAY!!"

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 17 points ago +17 / -0

Section 8, food stamps, Obama phone, utility credits, medicaid and medicinal marijuana 🪄

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 13 points ago +13 / -0

I am friends with someone that has a few hundred section 8 units in Memphis... holy shit the abuse of that program. And it is basically designed to create slums because the nicest part of town and the worst part of town have virtually the same "fair market rents" according to HUD

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Pissed_American 9 points ago +9 / -0

There's this dude destroying my parents neighborhood house by house. This is one thing that wakes up ignorant homeowners.

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Peashout 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Create slums." Exactly right.

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BoatingAccident 3 points ago +3 / -0

this is perfect

seriously. at the age of 14 i figured out that to support all the crazy shit I wanted to do, i needed to work my ass off. which i did. now i can do whatever the fuck i want. within reason.

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Olds777 3 points ago +4 / -1

You couldn't pay me enough to work many fast food jobs and I don't blame people for wanting a lot of money to work fast food, given how bad many fast food business models are.

These companies exist on volume and at Taco Bell an employee might make 100 of something in an hour with 8+ cars in the drive thru. There is no time to get everything perfect in their business model and cheap fucks who think they're entitled to a 4 star meal at such a fast food are severely lacking upstairs.

Eat at a higher end place that doesn't rush their food and charges more for it. You'll get a better dining experience, the food and ingredients will be better and the staff will likely be more pleasant to deal with.

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MarzMonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's ridiculous how true this is for most people's political beliefs <_<

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TrumpLandslide20201 28 points ago +29 / -1

they love to say "literally".

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 11 points ago +11 / -0

And “what the actual fuck”

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HappyHelper 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Yikes."

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

“I’m triggered.”

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InternationalSpy007 1 point ago +1 / -0

the literally do

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ChickenInspector 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's the best of the worst, really.

What confuses me is how Schlotzkey's Deli went bankrupt. They had the best fast-dining food.

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Hypmoden 1 point ago +1 / -0

They went bankrupt? I drove past one recently but it's far from my place, love the bread

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ChickenInspector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, still around and renamed away from "deli" but there are fewer locations. Their sourdough bread was/is brilliant, agreed -- they usually had someone working overnight baking it! Their food was such high quality, I don't know how they got mismanaged so badly because they had a solid menu.

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Chopblock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Their accountants couldn’t login after the software reset passwords to <your_account_name>1234

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Goldsteinbergsky 3 points ago +5 / -2

Toxic Hell, is what we used to call it. Especially after they made that temporary switch to grade F meat in the mid 90s.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +5 / -1

Same. We always said Toxic Hell

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TheDespotofCartoons 2 points ago +3 / -1

Get your runs at the border!

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ubermk3 23 points ago +23 / -0

$22/hr is the new $7/hr thanks to Bidenflation!

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dakin116 16 points ago +16 / -0

And my boss is wondering why she can’t hire an experienced full stack developer for $60k. Delusional

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Pissed_American 10 points ago +10 / -0

They'll replace the experience for diversity and call it good

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lolpaladins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right, you can work in fast food for 40k a year.

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IvIA6A 9 points ago +9 / -0

Haha explaining inflation to people is fun.

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lolpaladins 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair, we haven't really had inflation in almost 40 years. Most people have never lived through it.

A little bit of inflation is actually a good thing. Money made today SHOULD be worth more than money made 20 years ago.

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Honkycracker [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

#SeeMyPotential

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FreeFlorida 4 points ago +4 / -0

this was the funniest part nobody talking about

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rufrignkidnme 13 points ago +13 / -0

The other day I ordered for pick-up online at kfc. didn't really get a confirmation so I called the store and let it ring 50 times before hanging up and just heading over.

So, when I get to the drive through I tell them my name and I'm there to pick up an order. This guy tells me to hold on then comes back and says there is no order for that name.

I say alright lets recreate it right here.. I'd like .. "Sir we don't have your order."

"I understand, I'm now placing an order.. I would like."

"There is no order here for you sir!"

At that point I drive away thinking "This idiot makes $15 per hour."

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MasksAreChildAbuse 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s like his brain was incapable of thinking more thoughts. He reached his limit learning the order didn’t come through and couldn’t do anything else lol

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Wolfebane84 4 points ago +4 / -0

NPC programming has it's limits.

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Honkycracker [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I dunno, sounds like solid KFC lower management.

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godgoldnguns 2 points ago +2 / -0

Public schools did that

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joeblow2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

Back when I ate this garbage, I once went through a Toilet Bell drive thru, placed my order and said "...and a Pepsi to drink, and can I get the sour cream on the side?" Yep...dude took the Sour Cream caulk gun and shot a stream of it right down the side of the cup. He has now likely gone on to a senior position in the Biden administration.

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Chopblock 6 points ago +6 / -0

His Masters Degree taught him to implement the notes exactly

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ilovetrump4 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. More of a truther about consulting companies, but have seen similar in real life (see the first 6-8 results from this query):

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=what+the+customer+wanted+what+the+consultant+delivered&iax=images&ia=images

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SaddleTramp 1 point ago +2 / -1

But at least he has a DeGrEe, unlike filthy blue collar racists

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Wolfebane84 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait, they have a sour cream caulk gun?

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah. It's a pretty easy and efficient way to dispense a fixed amount of product.

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Axiom502 2 points ago +2 / -0

I ordered tacos and asked for "just cheese" as in no lettuce tomato sour cream.

Yep. No beef just taco shells with shredded cheese inside...

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Pray_for_Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

I used to manage a Taco Bell. I'd be sure to give you a free Cinnamon Twists if you brought that back.

...such a pathetic appeasement for bad food makes me hate myself from those days.

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TommyJarvis 11 points ago +11 / -0

I worked at a Taco Hell for one evening. I had to sit on a sack of dehydrated meat and watch a training video on a tiny black and white tv that made NO sense featuring some crippled guy making a shitty face and asking "What's in a MEXICAN PIZZA?!" Then I spent one night there and decided I needed to study harder.

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IvIA6A 13 points ago +13 / -0

Not tacobell material

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Wolfebane84 3 points ago +3 / -0

He wasn't diverse enough or he'd have understood what's IN a mexican pizza....

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Honkycracker [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I appreciate the sentiment, but this is a stock photo. I don't eat that shit.

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Rerun1Central 8 points ago +8 / -0

much more even distributed than when they put sour cream inside the shell.

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Conservativechick 8 points ago +8 / -0

What's really scary is what else they put in there...

I try to avoid fast food anyways, but there are only two places I will not wear my MAGA hat - fast food joints and the pharmacy.

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CommunismIsForLosers 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gonna guess the employee is a redditor subscribed to antiwork

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AnotherDeadVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope everyone on that sub lives a long, miserable life full of never-ending debt.

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EagleOverTriumph 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh yes, the argument of "if they earned more they'd work harder"

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Honkycracker [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

E for effort.

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SR91Aurora 8 points ago +9 / -1

22/hour aint shit. You're all underpaid crabs in a bucket.

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BigIronBigIron 9 points ago +9 / -0

The median hourly wage in America is $19.33.

The average base rate for a Taco Bell employee is $10.39.

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Tayzen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Off topic but a thumb ring just seems uncomfortable.

Do any men actually find that attractive? because I couldn't care less. Might even be a put off

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Wolfebane84 4 points ago +4 / -0

Normal non soy men? No, I suspect they don't.

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Honkycracker [S] -3 points ago +1 / -4

Not my thumb. You do you though.

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Tayzen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Didn't mention it was your thumb. I'd be retarded if I believed that. Was a general statement that I doubt men, similar to me don't give a damn about thumb rings.

You do you as well if you took my comment as a hostile one

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Honkycracker [S] -5 points ago +2 / -7

Its not my thumb, it is a stock picture....

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Tayzen 7 points ago +7 / -0

I didn't edit anything. Find the statement where I said it was your thumb. It was a general statement about how dumb thumb rings are. Calm yourself, not every comment is directed at you and reading comprehension matters ffs. Can't believe I had to explain this. I liked your post

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Honkycracker [S] -5 points ago +1 / -6

My opinion of thumb rings was and i quote...you do you.

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Tayzen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair enough, I didn't down vote a single one of your posts by the way. I'm not that petty over something so trivial

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micaarzur 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤦‍♂️

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Spunas1 6 points ago +6 / -0

...and the other $22.00 hr. employee is welding red iron 100 ft. in the air!

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Honkycracker [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Osha has something to say about that...

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USPatriot45 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kinda want taco bell now why lie

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Joeybronzoni 6 points ago +8 / -2

If people knew what a majority of these "employees" did to the "product" they put in a bag for you I suspect you'd stop eating at these places. Hell I don't care at the end of the day but I know, I've done the circuit. I've seen these monsters do unspeakable things and that's why I got out of that scene. Those "people" are worthless disgusting pigs. Obviously not all places have a shit storm of trash as employees but a majority of them do. These low IQ degenerate pigs don't care about what you are putting in your body and don't care about what they are putting on a plate. The industry had been infiltrated just like so many other industries in this country. The place has gone to pot. But go ahead -keep pretending everything is normal and people are out there putting their best foot forward for you....

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Mythologick 22 points ago +22 / -0

Worked at a Pizza Hut when I was fresh out of high school. Every single person was on drugs or an alcoholic. Never saw them fuck with the food, but they were definitely the fuck ups of society.

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unicornpoop 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bartended at an olive garden. I've seen food sneezed on, touched by multiple people, dropped on floor and put back on plate. Never anything intentionally gross, just rushed servers not giving a shit. I cook my own food.

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FuckReddit4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

My friend in HS worked at Pizza Hut. Told me he's seen people on more than one occasion scoop tomato sauce off the floor and put it back in the pan. I never ate there again.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

a lot of people work in those places because probation/parole require you to have a job

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Friendly_B 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I was in the pizza industry for way too long and everyone was a drunk except the guys going to law school.

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Injustice 8 points ago +8 / -0

If I go to a fast food place and there is only black people working I'll immediately leave.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ha

You should find out about what it is done to it before it gets to the worthless disgusting pigs

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Joeybronzoni 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ha yes... yes... agreed.

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Aambrick 1 point ago +2 / -1

Well considering that my teacher from college told me a story about how she got maggots from a taco bell fast food place. I am likely to agree that knowing what is done will certainly stop people from eating fast food.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +2 / -1

If there's blacks working in the kitchen and you're White, leave immediately.

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Dratchev 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where I live now is "multicultural" which is why I WILL NOT eat at any fast food or restaurant.

First thing I check when I enter a place is if they have anyone working that isn't part of my tribe, if they do I walk out.

If i had to eat out somewhere its a hour thirty one way trip for me and with pedo joe gas prices it sure as fuck ain't worth it.

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Hangemh1gh 5 points ago +5 / -0

The thing about Taco Bell is their hot sauces. It's literally like the same 5 or 6 different ingredients and it all tastes the same imo. But their hot sauce is really good & that's what makes them so popular. That and it being dirt cheap. At least it used to be. Either way this post is hilarious.

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Honkycracker [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a whole bunch of them in my go bag. I put that shit on everything.

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Hangemh1gh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol me too. Also thanks for helping prove my theory.

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

And in your used condoms, don't forget that little trick.....

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MonkPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn't know Toobin worked at Taco Bell on the side.

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Honkycracker [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't say that anymore now can you?

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Logan051361 4 points ago +5 / -1

I won't even go there anymore. I can get an order from a Mexican restaurant that has all the extras, made perfectly and cheaper than Taco Bell

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Injustice 2 points ago +2 / -0

But can you go there at 2am after the bars close. Only time I ever had taco bell was after midnight

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MasksAreChildAbuse 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sloppy Mexican food at 2 am with friends while drunk is great.

There was a place called Betos where I used to live. They had hundreds of health inspection failures. But damn those memories are some of the best. Trash food while drunk never fails.

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ekos640 4 points ago +7 / -3

heres one for you

im from ny - all my life walking to school i stop at the jewish deli get a bagel half butter half cream cheese - everyone with a brain knows that means right side butter left side cream cheese or whatever

i move to fl these motherfuckers put butter on the top cream cheese on the bottom and smash them together

what the... who the fuck wants that -_-

still better than winter though 👍

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US3RNAM3 7 points ago +10 / -3

keep your whiny jew loving ass up north

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Axiom502 0 points ago +1 / -1

hhahahah

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ekos640 0 points ago +2 / -2

make me daddy 😋

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Wolfebane84 0 points ago +2 / -2

I mean he could....

once....

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ekos640 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean he could....

once....

I call your bluff

make me daddy 😋

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

I kinda think you "wooshed" a little bit on my comment.

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Injustice 5 points ago +5 / -0

Idk your order is a bit weird because if you aren't splitting the bagel you've been eating butter and cream cheese all along. I don't do it often but if I want a sandwich with cream cheese and butter I do it the Florida way.

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AceOfTrumps 4 points ago +4 / -0

Both of you are weird, the butter is supposed to melt into the bagel like toast then you put cream cheese on after

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never in my life heard of putting either of those things on a sandwich.

Now, mayo and mustard, sure.

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Crotchduster 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dude, we don’t have Jewish bagel places in Dixie. Get a biscuit next time.

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NooneFor2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's not sour cream

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Salty_Dad 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s a direct translation to spanich.

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KaliyugaNavigator 3 points ago +5 / -2

Normally I say piss on fast food but Taco Bell is one of the places you can get healthy options if you order right. However, I’ve noticed the service has gone absolutely down the fucking shitter at every TB in my area, doesn’t matter which one. Like every time I go it’s a new record for worst service I’ve ever had. Apparently it’s not just here but everywhere.

I can only imagine what’s spewing from their woke boardrooms to cause it

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 6 points ago +6 / -0

Last place with a dollar menu. Big respect for that. I thank all the people ordering $8 combos every time I stop on a road trip

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +2 / -1

everything on the Taco Bell menu is the same

it just comes with different kinds of shells

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SacredSicario 3 points ago +3 / -0

So worth the higher prices!

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Username455231 3 points ago +3 / -0

Walked into Taco Bell for the first time in two years. Yeah, I won't be doing that again and I went there for twenty years.

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Honkycracker [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't remember anytime i walked into TB, i always hit the drive through.

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Username455231 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would you believe the fucking drive-through is closed? The tables are surrounded by "crime scene" tape and you ought to see what's making the food. The guy in front of me bought a sack of tacos - three were missing and the welfare-rejects couldn't understand what he was complaining about. No, I'm not kidding.

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Honkycracker [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indeed.

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DicksOutForHarambe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't eat that shit.

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entERmyMAtrix 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is why I never ask for extras. They always fuck it up for me.

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Honkycracker [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude its a taco...you can taco or you can not taco.

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ArriveViolently 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is his semen so thick?

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webthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's Big Mike's

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VikingHalo45 3 points ago +3 / -0

You get what you pay for.

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tiamat 3 points ago +4 / -1

All it takes is food poisoning once, never been back to a taco bell since

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Crotchduster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree. It was 2005 and I’ll never forget that evening. I’ve eaten at plenty of gas stations and Burger Kings since then, but I haven’t eaten at a Taco Hell

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Patriot_Dave 3 points ago +3 / -0

#see my potential lol

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Honkycracker [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is the meme beyond the meme.

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Droford 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are collections of photos of cakes with stupid wording on them because the min wage grocery store bakery worker doesn't understand directions.

Same goes for pizzas

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Undying 2 points ago +2 / -0

Live mas...

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Honkycracker [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

DONG!

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canada_is_communist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Assuming an employee makes $22 per hour and that he makes 30 tacos an hour on average (some hours there are no clients, he has other tasks to do, etc), and assuming a 10% profit margin for the restaurant and a 30% staff cost, and that another person needs to be there to serve the customer (take the order, make the customer pay, etc) this means $44 per hour are used to produce 30 tacos.

Following our margins, $44/30% means roughly $150 worth of tacos have to be sold every hour for the restaurant to be profitable. Of course we do not consider other employee costs, such as unemployment contributions, training, various medical plans, etc.

Assuming we stick with a 30 tacos per hour figure, this means each taco has to sell for $5 for it to be worth it for the employeur.

Of course, the restaurant also sells fries, drinks and so on, but this should give you an idea of the impact high wages cause.

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Honkycracker [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why no one works for taco bell.

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CaptainSmirk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maf is hard. Why you confuse me with facts?

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Yukoncornelius 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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Kael 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow

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TheDonWon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unorthodox taco grip

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Ridiculousposter 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a former 7 year worker of Taco Bell, you got a shit employee. Portions have drastically dropped. I buy a 4 dollar burrito and it feels mostly empty. The menu had been Thanos-snapped. Mexican pizza is gone. It isn't the Taco Bell I once remembered.

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Honkycracker [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for your service.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +2 / -1

The last time I went to Taco Bell was like two days after the menu apocalypse. The menu literally had like five things on it and the XXL burrito was gone and I was like 'fuck this'.

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fuckfortysix 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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BrionK 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see that thumb ring.

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Honkycracker [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL...not my hand.

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BlondeBombshell88 2 points ago +2 / -0

This reminds me of the time my coworker ordered a lettuce wrapped burger. Meaning like replace the bun with lettuce. Well he got a full burger with bun wrapped in lettuce - I almost fell over laughing LLLOL

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Honkycracker [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Burger stories are still boring.

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libman 2 points ago +2 / -0

In East Asian countries people working fast food are freakin Ninjas.

They focus on doing the best job possible and improve their skills for years.

In the West doing a bad job is considered "cool".

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GitmObamaJunior123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh my ...

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

What did it say?

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brundlefly777 1 point ago +1 / -0

u/Barack-Obama2, is that you?