One 4-pack per address.
We should use those shady voter registration lists and order them to all the empty lots, vacant houses, and apartments we can dig up.
Those tax dollars go to Gates and Soros. There's a reason why they bought that COVID testing company. I'm sure Gates and Soros don't care what you do with them as long as that government check clears.
The tests are all in home, so the result doesn't matter. They'll never see it unless the person runs screaming to the ER with their positive result. These tests are a lot like the vaccine in terms of money funneling, though. The government buys up millions of them at a time, so that company gets paid if they're used or not. That said, they use up that million, they buy a million more. So, the idea that ordering the tests planning on not using them is somehow hurting them, is 100% false. That company making the tests, which is owned by Bill Gates and Soros, gets paid if they're used or not.
It makes zero sense why the Democrats want to send out millions of tests to everyone.
When you gave more testing, you have more positive cases. Trump knew this.
If you don't test as much, you won't incite a panic that there is a surge in cases. They are setting us up to find more and more cases which will hold everything up from getting back to normal.
Biden is going to look so bad when they get these tests out there and people start using them. I hope I get one and find out when I'm positive just to prove my point.
My point is that likely multiple people in Congress know the manufacturer and has stock in that company. So insider trading. Guaranteed to make money when you already know the government is going to buy millions of testing kits.
What if I told you this wasn't about biden looking bad or not, but rather, was the next stage in power concentration?
If cases suddenly surge nationwide (because everyone is testing at home, even if their case is so mild they don't known if they're sick), then they can suddeny justify MORE lockdowns and MORE abuses on freedom.
This is exactly what they're trying to create. People all around you have ornhave had covid, and never got tested.
They're trying to make a sudden increase 10x to justify putting people in "facilities" and all sorts of other nonsense
And if this seems like conspiracy, just stop for a minute and realize, the "free st home kits" literally went live this week, you can go onto a dot gov website and order them. This is happening, right in front of us.
You get 4 per household. Here is the thing, get them, shoot a video of you testing random shit around your house. "This freshly cut apple has COVID19!!!"
Think about it, they legit handed you the opportunity to show that this is bullshit. Four tests to administer to random objects, and hundreds of pedes showing that the tests are Bullshit.
The only people who will cling on are the ones who want covid to continue because their obedience is the only thing about them which theyre good at.
Wait, they never actually built their own website, instead just simply made the US PS do all the dirty work for them? I knew they were incompetent, but this is new level incompetence.
People will record themselves testing on various objects, upload to the youtube and get banned from youtube website. And the so-called fact-checkers will say covid is on everything!
My guess is that these will all show negative results, to calm the "COVID panic" before the next round of fuckery (Great Reset? 2022 mid-terms? nuclear war?) arises. Then, when the populace is satisfied that Resident Biden cured COVID, they'll be so grateful for the government "response" to the next horror show.
The people I work with were rarely out sick before the vaccines because I assume no one wanted to mess with questions like "is it COVID? better get tested." Since the vaccines they have all been out repeatedly getting sick from them, getting sick from the boosters, getting COVID, and just getting sick in general.
The symptoms are consistent witha variety of other viruses. If people can identify it as covid and not infect their coworkers then there will be less cases
Your children and grandchildren will pay for these tests. These FluVid expenses will be the Lifetime Education Loans for the 21st century. Without the worthless diploma.
exactly. that is the point of the meme. the tests are a self inflicted wound except for the covidiot thinking the goobmint just saved him by telling him he is positive even though he doesn't have anything. Or it's like the goobmint telling you that you cut off your arm. gee, captain obvious, I would have never known.
I have never understood testing... if youre sick stay home. If it turns out to be covid, so what? Its not like they'll treat you to help you, you either get better on your own or they just wait for you to die and collect their government money. How does testing help?
are these tests just about the completing the dna database they've been working on? or also to bail out the manufacturers so they're not left with a stock of useless tests (they don't detect omicron)
That gets thrown around a lot, I've heard historians say the number was far higher than that. Only 3% were either in the Continental Army, Minutemen, or in some other form directly involved in the fighting. That's like saying the US military is only comprised of Infantry, Cavalry, and Special Forces units.
I don't know the real story one way or another, not a historian, but it occurs to me that if only 3% supported the revolution, the volume of spys and informers working for the Brits would have made a successful campaign nearly impossible.
It's hard to when it's not used right, and it usually isn't. It's someone doing something stupid and then blaming someone else for their own stupidity.
I have the China virus right now, thanks to my roommate getting it and getting a positive result. I don't see a point in getting tested when it's basically a guarantee. No sense wasting resources to confirm shit I'm already certain of.
exactly. getting all kinds of texts from friends and family saying how great it is we can get free tests. WTF is wrong with everyone. What are you going to do different if a stupid china made test with chemicals and who knows what else tells you muh positve? Just feeding the tyranny machine to justify lockdowns and passports. Half the country is still under a spell.
USPS is also who will be responsible for delivering ballots nationwide if Dems get their wish on voting reform.
Connecting dots that may or may not exist, the main reason for the distribution of these tests is to build a database for "voting" purposes. The additional testing WILL show an increase in positive cases and will probably be used to justify voting reform before midterms.
It sure would be funny to both have these tests delivered to vacant lots, order more than 4 tests and see what happens, use tests on random items, but try to figure out if you would get in trouble for defrauding a federal agency. It may be the best way to win this game would not be to play.
I think it's more likely ballots in your name from your address will be cast for Marxist politicians regardless of your personal views or what politician you want to vote for.
Any ballot you fill out under HR1 rules != the ballot that gets counted under your name
In September the govt had an agreement with the manufactures to be able to sell the at-home tests at cost. That expired a few weeks ago. I bought a test in Nov at $14 (to prove negative for work). It's now $28. I wonder what price the govt (our tax dollars) got these millions of "free" tests for.
We should be getting covid prevention kits to stop covid like India is getting. But no we get kits to tell you have covid so you better get vaccinated since you are positive from the covid test we sent you.
I wonder if these tests are some sort of malicious tracking method. That’s why I’m hesitant to get one, although it would be nice to have a test in my cupboard that I’ll want to randomly take.
Tricare (military insurance) has a message that they play when you call about referrals. The message says Tricare will not cover ANY at-home test kits unless a doctor prescribes them.
These tests have been out there for a year. The government is just buying and distributing them. The Abbot Antegin Test is actually really good and accurate. Look, I agree it's hard to trust ANYTHING government does, but mostly because of its incompetence in most things. This is not one of them. However, these tests previously available through Sam's Cub, Walgreens and other major retailers are now scarce BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT PURCHASED THEM ALL. So the government has caused the shortage. AS USUAL!
If you dont test yourself.. all you end up with is a mild cold or flu... if you do test yourself, not only you, but your entire household + workplace colleagues got on the covid list
Mom and Dad been pretty red pilled about this since the BS started...seems like they're wearing them down as my mom texted me last night about how they were getting their free covid test and i should too. Nah, thanks though.
My wife was going to order them...but in just a couple of days she's now talking about Great Reset and says she doesn't trust them for shit and wouldn't be surprised if they put covid or some shit on the test swabs themselves. I think she's more based than me at this point.
My question is why oder them? Why comply? What benefit? We know when we are sick. We don't need a government test. Who would trust it for safety let alone accuracy.
We all should order as many as we can, then burn them.
One 4-pack per address. We should use those shady voter registration lists and order them to all the empty lots, vacant houses, and apartments we can dig up.
This is the way.
But our tax dollars and borrowing cover it. I'm so conflicted 😐 not 😈
Those tax dollars go to Gates and Soros. There's a reason why they bought that COVID testing company. I'm sure Gates and Soros don't care what you do with them as long as that government check clears.
I'm guessing that they will still count the tests as positive without ever being returned.
The tests are all in home, so the result doesn't matter. They'll never see it unless the person runs screaming to the ER with their positive result. These tests are a lot like the vaccine in terms of money funneling, though. The government buys up millions of them at a time, so that company gets paid if they're used or not. That said, they use up that million, they buy a million more. So, the idea that ordering the tests planning on not using them is somehow hurting them, is 100% false. That company making the tests, which is owned by Bill Gates and Soros, gets paid if they're used or not.
I mean this would be poetic if done on a huge scale, across multiple states, just as they did in 2020.
Then let’s see them report on it.
And any addresses they deem invalid would prove voter fraud.
Most of all I will never forgive those garden gnomes living by the dozen in postboxes for stealing the 2020 election.
We wont stop till we elect underpants
For novelty purposes only, and asking for a friend: know where to find J&J booster shot lot numbers and when/where they were given?
You can search social media and find a lot of people who post a pic of their card.
Is this helpful? https://patriots.win/p/141F1FvnPV/visualization-showing-covid19-va/c/
Interesting
Go here.... https://www.howbadismybatch.com/
Good stuff. Would need to tie a batch into a location it was given and dates available so as to know it could have happened.
Need more of this info
This is fantastic! Where Steven Crowder with his list?
test them on dog shit then mail them back.
Username checks out
They are self-test. There is nothing to send back
Well, not with that attitude.
I watched a video of an orange testing positive for the coof. Even with all that Vitamin C.
NBC News: Further Proof Published Today Of How Vitamins Are Actually Bad For You
They’d come back as no test since the test is already dog shit but I like your thinking.
You don't mail them dumb-ass. Holy crap the misinformation in this thread is ridiculous.
Mail them back covered in shit anyway, fucknut!
That's my tax dollars. They call it free, but I'm willing to bet they paid $100+ per a pack of 4 when you could personally buy it for much less.
well I ordered mine so I could sell them to panicked people offering money for a spare test.
This is the way! Capitalism in progress right here...
Me too!
50% to the big guy.
Burn them, burn masks, and burn the vax pass like how hippies burn bras back then!
It makes zero sense why the Democrats want to send out millions of tests to everyone.
When you gave more testing, you have more positive cases. Trump knew this.
If you don't test as much, you won't incite a panic that there is a surge in cases. They are setting us up to find more and more cases which will hold everything up from getting back to normal.
Biden is going to look so bad when they get these tests out there and people start using them. I hope I get one and find out when I'm positive just to prove my point.
It makes perfect sense. Read the label on who manufacturers the tests and then see what companies Congress has stock in.
All the self-tests I've seen are made in chyna. They must be laughing their asses off.
I can’t find any literature anywhere that says who makes these tests. Where’s the info? Not on the governments website. Why?
My point is that likely multiple people in Congress know the manufacturer and has stock in that company. So insider trading. Guaranteed to make money when you already know the government is going to buy millions of testing kits.
I want to be the Ruby Freeman of positive test results
perhaps, just perhaps, the goal is NOT to get back to normal
the goal is always more control
What if I told you this wasn't about biden looking bad or not, but rather, was the next stage in power concentration? If cases suddenly surge nationwide (because everyone is testing at home, even if their case is so mild they don't known if they're sick), then they can suddeny justify MORE lockdowns and MORE abuses on freedom.
This is exactly what they're trying to create. People all around you have ornhave had covid, and never got tested.
They're trying to make a sudden increase 10x to justify putting people in "facilities" and all sorts of other nonsense
And if this seems like conspiracy, just stop for a minute and realize, the "free st home kits" literally went live this week, you can go onto a dot gov website and order them. This is happening, right in front of us.
By testing at home, you don't go get tested at the hospital. Home tests probably won't get reported, so it'll look like cases are going down.
https://special.usps.com/testkits
You get 4 per household. Here is the thing, get them, shoot a video of you testing random shit around your house. "This freshly cut apple has COVID19!!!"
Think about it, they legit handed you the opportunity to show that this is bullshit. Four tests to administer to random objects, and hundreds of pedes showing that the tests are Bullshit.
The only people who will cling on are the ones who want covid to continue because their obedience is the only thing about them which theyre good at.
That's exactly what I was thinking. I can already see the campaign.... "What Inanimate Object Has COVID Today?"
New tiktok challenge!
They would actually push to ban those objects for "spreading covid." Guaranteed.
Wait, they never actually built their own website, instead just simply made the US PS do all the dirty work for them? I knew they were incompetent, but this is new level incompetence.
People will record themselves testing on various objects, upload to the youtube and get banned from youtube website. And the so-called fact-checkers will say covid is on everything!
My guess is that these will all show negative results, to calm the "COVID panic" before the next round of fuckery (Great Reset? 2022 mid-terms? nuclear war?) arises. Then, when the populace is satisfied that Resident Biden cured COVID, they'll be so grateful for the government "response" to the next horror show.
The people I work with were rarely out sick before the vaccines because I assume no one wanted to mess with questions like "is it COVID? better get tested." Since the vaccines they have all been out repeatedly getting sick from them, getting sick from the boosters, getting COVID, and just getting sick in general.
Free tests are a tool for more restrictions and fear-mongering.
more tests = more cases
That's how they keep this shit going.
rubs nipples oooh yeah time for more restrictions sorrrry
It's a self-test. It doesn't email your result to the government. If anything, the cases will drop because results aren't being recorded.
No, they won't. People will (false) test positive and call their jobs. Take time off work, etc.
The symptoms are consistent witha variety of other viruses. If people can identify it as covid and not infect their coworkers then there will be less cases
That's exactly why I keep telling people to stop getting tested!
Your children and grandchildren will pay for these tests. These FluVid expenses will be the Lifetime Education Loans for the 21st century. Without the worthless diploma.
4 tests per family, 100M families in the USA, $10 per test
$4 Billion.
Holy fuck that's a sweet payout for whoever manufactures test kits. What's that you say? They're made in China?
Definitely China manufactured. And, of course, our illegitimate politicians are always hungry for China's cock in their mouths.
Except no one forces someone to take out a bad loan. That was their own poor decision to get a worthless degree.
CHY-NA
So if everyone gets at home tests, we should see a dramatic drop in cases, no?
Correct. And then Biden gets to pat himself on the back for eradicating all diseases in America.
They aren't Free!!!
Maybe I'll wait a few days and clean my ears with those swabs... Or test my pets
Watch out for your pets - they are killing hamsters in Hong Kong over covid fears.
https://nypost.com/2022/01/18/hong-kong-to-kill-about-2000-hamsters-over-covid-concerns/
lol!!
Everyone at work is going crazy over them.
And I’m here like “Why would I ever use this?”
Serious question; What is the point of the tests? Never got one, never will.
exactly. that is the point of the meme. the tests are a self inflicted wound except for the covidiot thinking the goobmint just saved him by telling him he is positive even though he doesn't have anything. Or it's like the goobmint telling you that you cut off your arm. gee, captain obvious, I would have never known.
'Free' just means more shit you're paying for that we don't need to be doing at all.
I have never understood testing... if youre sick stay home. If it turns out to be covid, so what? Its not like they'll treat you to help you, you either get better on your own or they just wait for you to die and collect their government money. How does testing help?
are these tests just about the completing the dna database they've been working on? or also to bail out the manufacturers so they're not left with a stock of useless tests (they don't detect omicron)
They detect omicron. You don’t Mail anything back it’sa pregnancy test
Use them to test random shit to show their inaccuracies then post the results on social media
If the tests had a 10% false positive rate I still don't think 40+% of the population would understand the problem.
We have too many stupid people to be a successful country.
Just like in the revolutionary war. Wasn't it 3% that fought the british and the rest waited for a winner?
That gets thrown around a lot, I've heard historians say the number was far higher than that. Only 3% were either in the Continental Army, Minutemen, or in some other form directly involved in the fighting. That's like saying the US military is only comprised of Infantry, Cavalry, and Special Forces units.
I don't know the real story one way or another, not a historian, but it occurs to me that if only 3% supported the revolution, the volume of spys and informers working for the Brits would have made a successful campaign nearly impossible.
i never understood this meme. still don't.
this above is not a good use of this meme...it's all about a self-inflicted injury.
It's hard to when it's not used right, and it usually isn't. It's someone doing something stupid and then blaming someone else for their own stupidity.
I have the China virus right now, thanks to my roommate getting it and getting a positive result. I don't see a point in getting tested when it's basically a guarantee. No sense wasting resources to confirm shit I'm already certain of.
Now sure what you have but take your vitamins... C,D3,Zinc, Quercetin. Even if its just a cold (it is) it will help.
exactly. getting all kinds of texts from friends and family saying how great it is we can get free tests. WTF is wrong with everyone. What are you going to do different if a stupid china made test with chemicals and who knows what else tells you muh positve? Just feeding the tyranny machine to justify lockdowns and passports. Half the country is still under a spell.
USPS is responsible for distribution.
USPS is also who will be responsible for delivering ballots nationwide if Dems get their wish on voting reform.
Connecting dots that may or may not exist, the main reason for the distribution of these tests is to build a database for "voting" purposes. The additional testing WILL show an increase in positive cases and will probably be used to justify voting reform before midterms.
It sure would be funny to both have these tests delivered to vacant lots, order more than 4 tests and see what happens, use tests on random items, but try to figure out if you would get in trouble for defrauding a federal agency. It may be the best way to win this game would not be to play.
They know if you order the tests, you will vote marxist. you will get 10 ballots and be happy.
I think it's more likely ballots in your name from your address will be cast for Marxist politicians regardless of your personal views or what politician you want to vote for.
Any ballot you fill out under HR1 rules != the ballot that gets counted under your name
Well spotted.
We should start testing everything and compare notes like they did in Tanzania where they got positive tests for things like motor oil and papayas.
In September the govt had an agreement with the manufactures to be able to sell the at-home tests at cost. That expired a few weeks ago. I bought a test in Nov at $14 (to prove negative for work). It's now $28. I wonder what price the govt (our tax dollars) got these millions of "free" tests for.
I bet half these tests are pre-laced with the coof to inflate numbers
How much can they be resold for on eBay?
2022: free COVID tests
2023: free helicopter rides
We should be getting covid prevention kits to stop covid like India is getting. But no we get kits to tell you have covid so you better get vaccinated since you are positive from the covid test we sent you.
Write Return to Sender and ship it back to them.
The stick should have been a swab.
Do they come with cheese?
For 100 points. Make the stick a cotton swab.
It is a trap.
I wonder if these tests are some sort of malicious tracking method. That’s why I’m hesitant to get one, although it would be nice to have a test in my cupboard that I’ll want to randomly take.
Yes. And worse than that. A new vector for disease distribution.
The privacy policy definitely seems to indicate that.
Lucky for me, my brainwashed mother in law used our information to order them for us. Disgusting.
Made in China, the virus, masks and tests. Fuck China.
Tricare (military insurance) has a message that they play when you call about referrals. The message says Tricare will not cover ANY at-home test kits unless a doctor prescribes them.
Nothing is free. Ever.
It's the Rascal Scooter of the 2020s 😂😂
The vast majority of these will be wasted, used for people that aren’t sick.
Itspeled gubAmint.
I guess I was thinking of peachmints and got confused.
Waiting for some "we're positive" reveals
How much cash is being funneled into to pockets of corrupt politicians for these "free" "tests".
These tests have been out there for a year. The government is just buying and distributing them. The Abbot Antegin Test is actually really good and accurate. Look, I agree it's hard to trust ANYTHING government does, but mostly because of its incompetence in most things. This is not one of them. However, these tests previously available through Sam's Cub, Walgreens and other major retailers are now scarce BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT PURCHASED THEM ALL. So the government has caused the shortage. AS USUAL!
Man? Just had a meeting and every other woman in it shot their hands up when it was asked if anyone ordered these “free” tests 😑
Nothing is free and in all likelihood many gov officials own stock in whatever outfit was paid tax dollars for the tests.
The tests probably come with covid already on them.
this is actually great. Test a watermelon, save it, and whenever you need a negative test, Bam!
Wut
They ship in 7-10 days. So if you have Covid now, you won’t by the time they arrive.
If you dont test yourself.. all you end up with is a mild cold or flu... if you do test yourself, not only you, but your entire household + workplace colleagues got on the covid list
I'm not gonna lie, I do not understand this meme.
I'm going to get mine and throw them in the trash. My taxes already paid for them, and I dont want them.
Mom and Dad been pretty red pilled about this since the BS started...seems like they're wearing them down as my mom texted me last night about how they were getting their free covid test and i should too. Nah, thanks though.
My wife was going to order them...but in just a couple of days she's now talking about Great Reset and says she doesn't trust them for shit and wouldn't be surprised if they put covid or some shit on the test swabs themselves. I think she's more based than me at this point.
My question is why oder them? Why comply? What benefit? We know when we are sick. We don't need a government test. Who would trust it for safety let alone accuracy.