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TheVanNuys 38 points ago +38 / -0

If people didn't even take the first one how are you going to convince them to take the 5th one? This is what I don't understand. For instance, I know a guy who only got one shot because he wanted to get into a football game. It was understandable, because he was a diehard fan of the team, and he'd never been to a game before. But he's not going to get any other shot after that. It's insane. He's doing fine BTW.

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NazisWereSocialist [S] 34 points ago +38 / -4

doing fine for now, what a retarded reason to get a shot lol

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Mc_Z_Burger 19 points ago +20 / -1

Love your username. Nothing triggers leftards more than reminding them than the Nazis were socialists.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’ve even had people get tilted about that here, although they could have been shills triggered into breaking cover, I suppose.

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GeneralSterlingPrice 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can never tell if those neonazis/jooz bad users are psyop fedbois or chicoms or if there really is just a small but dedicated mass of actual users.

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NazisWereSocialist [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

All of the above

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BoatingAccident 7 points ago +7 / -0

To a leftist anyone slightly right of Stalin is a right winger

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Brucesky420 12 points ago +12 / -0

Imagine risking your health over a 4 hour game of woketards who hate you flopping around for penalties

This country is fucked. If he genuinely thinks that's a good reason to get an experimental treatment that has been proven to do jack shit for a virus that you already have a 99.9% survival rate WITHOUT THE JAB then he's probably retarded enough to get 10 more jabs too

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mass55th 7 points ago +7 / -0

Great screen name. Leftists hate it when I point out to them that Nazis were actually Socialists. Hitler even said he admired socialism, just not the socialism that Russia had. He planned a different type of socialism...you know...one that would work this time around.

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Monster_Truckulent 1 point ago +2 / -1

Beware the Jabber-woke!

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unicornpoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

He went full retard. Yes, he absolutely will get whatever shot is required. That one wasn't even required FFS.

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TheVanNuys 2 points ago +2 / -0

He had to have at least one shot to get into the game.

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glow-operator-2-0 6 points ago +6 / -0

You could say that he loved the NFL more than life itself.

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

If only the NFL had feelings for him

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NazisWereSocialist [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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VolareVia 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm still in the camp that all of this is just Pfizer and Big Pharma profiteering. Why does Covid keep going? Because Pfizer has more vaccines to sell.

In my country, the United Canadian Socialist Republic, Moderna is in the process of building a manufacturing facility for mRNA vaccines, in anticipation of future pandemics...

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don't announce the building of factories in Africa if your not intending to prolong the hoax for another 10 years. (Hoax being the mysterious rise of variants at the most politically convenient times)

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Opinionated_Ocelot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember there being an opioid crisis. I remember Pfizer et al having their giant billion dollar class action lawsuits come due under the rug in 2021. I remember when the govt started subsidizing Pfizer et al billions of dollars for "vaccines". Out one pocket, in the other.

It's not a conspiracy theory if it's true. A lot of people died from those opioids. Now we're subsidizing their deaths. Last I did the napkin math it was something like $40-$60k/opioid death.

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NazisWereSocialist [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s more than that

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Citizen12 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're right. UK stats show a decline in public acceptance with each successive shot. 1st shot - 10% 2nd shot - 23% 3rd shot - 37% Their narrative has collapsed.

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BeefSupreme29 19 points ago +19 / -0

What that looks like to politicians and their pharmaceutical company donors:

$$$
$$$
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$$$
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Pickles76 7 points ago +7 / -0

THIS, the real CON

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Steady3 18 points ago +18 / -0

Saw a cute waitress the other evening. When I saw the jab bandaid on her shoulder, she immediately looked disgusting.

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King5150 2 points ago +2 / -0

they'll be birthing retards....NY jews are finding mutations on the eggs in the ovaries of children. (This is why Robert Malone has advocated that children do not get the jab aside from the fact that kids don't die from the COOF ...period).

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DCdeplorable 17 points ago +17 / -0

Pokey-mon, gotta jab em all!

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Crappydatum 10 points ago +10 / -0

They forgot AnotherCon

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InternationalSpy007 9 points ago +9 / -0

and Neocon

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10gauge 10 points ago +10 / -0

Never started for us pure bloods.

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Thetingli 9 points ago +9 / -0

I want the Voltron and Megatron varient.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Original Voltron or 2nd Gen?

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Thetingli 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn that's tough, I'll go with lion force Voltron. I have a soft spot for the vehicle Voltron though. It's a shame Netflix ruined Voltron.

My Megatron of choice is the gen 1 Walther p38 version, I don't care if the shrinking thing didn't make sense.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm partial to Lion force. Hell, I even like the original castle.

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eagle-eyes2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

and they are very thankful to have TWO arms!!!

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boredrandomguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm not sure if anyone else noticed, but Pfizer is about to release a jab that combines the Flu vaccine with the Covid shot into one jab.

That being said, if you are comfortable with getting the Flu shot but not the Covid one, I'd recommend paying attention to what the person administering is giving you as they may "accidentally" give you the one with the Covid crap in it.

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Retard_Strength 4 points ago +4 / -0

next up: into the drinking water

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TheBroodwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/news/grow-and-eat-your-own-vaccines

If this new project is successful, plant-based mRNA vaccines — which can be eaten

“Ideally, a single plant would produce enough mRNA to vaccinate a single person,”

"Our idea is to repurpose naturally occurring nanoparticles, namely plant viruses, for gene delivery to plants,"

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vitalsine 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should always double check what you are shooting up

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

-Hunter Biden, 2022

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BunkerHill 2 points ago +2 / -0

You think he doubled checked anything?

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MoronicVariant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not enough jabs, don't talk to me unless you're GIGAVAXXED

https://media.patriots.win/post/KGYTym9FqSso.png

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InternationalSpy007 4 points ago +4 / -0

where's Rastamon?

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cgret988 4 points ago +4 / -0

Always be UNGOVERNABLE !!!

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Pederella 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's another whole arm going to waste there

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IronPatriot916 3 points ago +3 / -0

That Chevron with the techron is going to clean that body right up

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Frees up spikes from sticking valves.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pokémon 😂😂

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commiedestroyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

don’t have kids with mudbloods. let those that stupid die off.

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MAGAmemnon 3 points ago +3 / -0

You forgot Ramadan… the deadliest of them all.

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Retard_Strength 1 point ago +1 / -0

as soon as the shot goes in, your bicep explodes just like grosskreutz?

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where does the Cthulhu variant fit in? Is that before or after Pokemon?

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blah246890 3 points ago +3 / -0

You kill me with Megatron, Voltron, Decepticon, and Pokémon.

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least_counties_ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

Forgot Comic-Con.

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CT-PATRIOT 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot donkeycron. Or bartendelta.

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trump_2077 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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nomoreprinkles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of ballot stuffers

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn Chevron is releasing their own variant. I wonder if I have to pay extra at the station to get it?

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's available in all three grades.

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BunkerHill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prices continue to rise.

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US3RNAM3 2 points ago +2 / -0

I put Techron in all my gas containers. Never need to run the carbs dry for winter.

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GeoBoots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leave the Decepticons out of this! Reeeee!

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WhatMixedFeelings 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha, it's all Decepticon

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Jackpotsevens 2 points ago +2 / -0

What?!? No Flurona!!!! ANTIVAXXER!!!!

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SpookyFaust 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is the 3rd one called a booster when its all the same shot? You're literally getting the same thing over and over.

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WakingKnowledge 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is where you are wrong. It will end exactly when they planned it to end, upon your death from the jab.

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MemeWarsVet 2 points ago +2 / -0

I LOLed.

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SJBHamilton 2 points ago +2 / -0

The vax schedule is a great thing

if you want a career as a pin cushion.

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CentralAmericanPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣

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Blergaderg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta jab them all!

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 2 points ago +2 / -0

I might jump on board for that Pokémon edition for some sweet nostalgia

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Snoozebum 2 points ago +3 / -1

Megatron IS a Decepticon

This must be fake!

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ProLifeDeplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok but I would get the Pokémon shot just for the coolness factor.

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Shayhawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be honest I'm looking forward to the Decepticon variant... I hope I catch that

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LawlAndDisorder 1 point ago +1 / -0

All hail Megatron; Leader if the Decepticons!

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ADEPhase3AnimalTrial 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got to catch ‘em all!

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LiteraIIyHitIer 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is totally fake, black people don't get vaccines!

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay, that picture hit me... 😂🤣

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DeathByGinger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Megatron and Voltron, hell yeah!

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well they said I was desperately behind so they gave them all to me on... one.... slurs dddaaeee

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what they're doing to kids with the current cdc vax schedule.

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WhereMyCountryGone 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you cut your dick off then your ten times less likely to get Covid

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

fake and gay, we all know that in the second jab he would already be dead.