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Ex-libtard 28 points ago +28 / -0

It's because you look like a faggot

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Archdukeofevil 15 points ago +15 / -0

This cannot be argued.

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TyrantsAreCucks 13 points ago +13 / -0

Real Jack Murphy energy

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rentfREEEE_since2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mean John Goldman before he got his signature beard cum stains?

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Goldsteinbergsky 5 points ago +6 / -1

I just zoomed in on him. You are correct; faggot confirmed.

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helenvsgladys 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously, I know this dork's entire personality based only on this post and his pic

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deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
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Goldsteinbergsky 2 points ago +4 / -2

I don't know how the tramp beard ever became popular. Where's the appeal in looking like a hobo?

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Vox_Dobad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just like my long beard. His does look kinda weird though

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MastaJoda 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck it bro. Get another booster

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NarrativeControl 5 points ago +5 / -0

Faggot blood.

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Riehlpissed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Vaxed or not is the only question.

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buckleduckle [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Says he works at GitHub and previously Twitter, so you can most definitely bet he’s vaxxed.

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leet23 3 points ago +4 / -1

In all fairness I had my first heart attack in 2015 when I was 35 and the docs said they couldn't understand why, my 2nd one they found a blockage and stented me and my last one they said I have a blockage where they stented but it has calcified but because my heart had somehow created a new pathway they are gonna leave it.

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Brains101 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yikes dude, hope you’re taking vitamin K2. Gets calcium deposits to the bones more efficiently, instead of collecting where they shouldn’t. Vitamin D and K2 work wonders for absorption and immune health.

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LordOfTheReeeeengs 2 points ago +2 / -0

This man knows his shit.

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PleaseHonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m guessing you were much older when they stented you?

The only heart attacks in the very young I’ve ever seen in the ER were due to

  1. cocaine vasospasms (no stent required)
  2. brugada syndrome (calcium and potassium channels deficiencies) no stent required just defib
  3. chronic and long term use of anabolic steroids injections. (No stent)
  4. mRNA vaccine induced embolism in the young (no stent needed) requires clot busters
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Themodsrfags 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did that faggot crimp his beard?

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PleaseHonk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Other wise known as the left anterior descending coronary. Not sure how he survived an LAD. must’ve had immediate cpr and a fast rosc

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CaptainButthurt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Darwin, you missed the target! For shame!

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Restore_Sanity_alt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good friend of mine had one of those. EMS said that if he was not in top shape and lifting weights a few times a week he never would have made it. He’s in his sixty’s and was not vaxxed.

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cupocovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a vaxxing question...

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iamimaginos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vaxxed, boosted.....just a coincidence, no doubt.

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ArkansasMaven 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yikes. That beard is creepy. And so is he.

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kompromatdotwin 1 point ago +1 / -0

damn.. that's one of the creators of bootstrap. was a cool kid back in the day. rip.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy has one of those pictures where you’re like “can’t see if he’s fat, or…..”

If you look like you could be fat in your profile pic. You’re probably a fucking pig in real life.

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Jleinf 1 point ago +1 / -0

It runs in his family most likely but the jab triggered it sooner

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Patriot9 1 point ago +1 / -0

nobody else in my family had it but the doctor says it’s genetic so they must be right 🤤