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deleted 127 points ago +133 / -6
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AlphaOmaga 50 points ago +54 / -4

The insecurities started and she tried tattoos. Then the boob mods. I bet she was just fine before all that. But I guess I’ll never know. Someone shoulda been there to make her feel better. Oh well. As long as her and her man are happy.

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AHonkTooFar 37 points ago +40 / -3

The boob mods I dislike most. I like big ones but I prefer natural. I had flatchested gfs too and it never bothered me. Fakes are a dealbreaker as far as relationship material goes for me personally.

Tattoos and piercings themselves don't bother me as much as the fact most getting them think they are Michelangelo when in reality they have the taste of someone who had an anvil fall on their head. Especially when they decide cluttering their body is a great idea, oftentimes less is more. I'm not sad my wife has neither tattoos nor piercings.

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CucumberExtract 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've found people who get tattoos simply because they like the aesthetic have a better chance of being based than those who get them for any other reason. There's exceptions in both directions for sure, but that seems to be the overall trend.

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Tip-O-Matic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hers in this picture look pretty good to be fake. They lay nice and don't stick out straight like a ledge or tree limb.

If I was single, I think I would want to hook up with an inked up and/or pierced chick at least once, just for the freak factor. I would never want my wife, the mother of my children, to have tattoos or fake titties.

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AHonkTooFar 2 points ago +2 / -0

The scar is the giveaway. That said, some boobjobs are done better than others. Usually don't look as good with the clothes off.

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Gonzotron5000 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the guaranteed garbage asthetic after 5 years. Some look fantastic right away. Unless they were ugly to begin with (extremely rare IMHO) best let them be and love what you have.

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AHonkTooFar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah. Other people can do what they want.

I think for most ugliness is a style problem, not innate. Lotta guys and gals that would look good but sabotage themselves.

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brutustyberius 24 points ago +25 / -1

Remember the new axiom of paying for a fake rack for your wife or girlfriend.

He who buys them, rarely keeps them.

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Injustice 8 points ago +9 / -1

That's why she gets an implant and you get a motorcycle.

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horsefacestorm 16 points ago +17 / -1

Get the motorcycle first and you may not need to buy the implants.

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spelunking_librator 7 points ago +7 / -0

get the motorcycle and the implants some other cuck paid for

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becky21k1 1 point ago +2 / -1

Get her to trade in the menstrual cycle on the motorcycle

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Tip-O-Matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harley Davidson - world's largest vibrator!!

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah buddy. She won't be as concerned about her mammary glands after riding a huge vibrator for a few hours.

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RealRedneck 7 points ago +10 / -3

With my wife it was lipo and a fat transfer augmentation and a new riding mower for me. LOL! ... and by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

User name most definitely checks out!

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RealRedneck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guilty. I'm an IT guy in WV. I'm currently setting in my office at work wearing a camo t-shirt ... with our company logo on it. I'm one of them high tech rednecks.

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Updoot 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sage wisdom is oft found in the strangest of places.

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TakingBackCA 16 points ago +17 / -1

The unfortunate thing is that she went cheap on a permanent part of her body. With the new technologies from Allergan, like Natrelle, and the Er:YAG lasers, you’d never know it if you saw the high class work done on affluent woman. You likely wouldn’t be able to feel it either; the new silicone and gummy drop implants are basically replicas of breast tissue, unlike saline and the older silicone models.

Like everything in life, you get what you pay for.

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AmericanScholar373 18 points ago +18 / -0

Everyone get a load of Dr Boobs over here

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TakingBackCA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why thank you. I appreciate the recognition.

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Tip-O-Matic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do you work in the same building as the Ass Man??

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HyperCarbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some real experts here today. The top post used the word "fortified" to describe implants. kek

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becky21k1 1 point ago +2 / -1

I used to know a girl who got the cheapest boob job possible. Like $3000. She showed once how you could hold a flashlight under them and make them glow. They'd just added an implant to the bottom of what must have been like an A-cup and she had permanent high-beams (the nipples aimed upward and too high on the breast).

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TakingBackCA 1 point ago +1 / -0

$3,000. Jeez. That’s among the lowest I’ve ever heard. Mexico quality.

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becky21k1 1 point ago +2 / -1

Granted that was also a number of years ago, that might be like a 2005 price

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Toobin247 7 points ago +7 / -0

I knew a really cute girl once that was insecure about he her perky smaller chest. Went and got a job done. Totally ruined it for me. It screams insecurity.

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brotatofarmer -2 points ago +2 / -4

Most people that get plastic surgery actually end up leading better lives, because it fixes a problem for them.

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MasterOfIllusions 0 points ago +1 / -1

...said all the transmissions who still ended up committing 41%.

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brotatofarmer -2 points ago +1 / -3

Most people getting plastic surgery arent the gender benders

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thinking that everyone who gets tattoos is doing it because of insecurities is pretty retarded though........

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AlphaOmaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Depends on the tattoos I guess. I admit some people do these things “for themselves” in a way that has nothing to do with insecurities directly… Heck, some people are just addicted to it.

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laredditarmy 40 points ago +41 / -1

Good eye!

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brutustyberius 22 points ago +23 / -1

Thats not an eye.

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Tip-O-Matic 19 points ago +21 / -2

I picked up on that right away. I'm a little disappointed.

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OK, I'm over it now.

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brutustyberius 6 points ago +7 / -1

Can’t see it. I should keep looking.

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kastmaster2000 2 points ago +3 / -1

Better save it on your device and inspect while near a bottle of lotion and tissue just to be sure.

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TruthyBrat 13 points ago +14 / -1

They're real if you can touch them.

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Tip-O-Matic 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Trust the science!"

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CanadianFren 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those tits got the equivalent of a 4am ballot dump

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NvJohansson 56 points ago +58 / -2

MyPillows.

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BasedRetard 30 points ago +31 / -1

MyPepes

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +7 / -2

My Lord 🤔...👍👍

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MrSir 7 points ago +8 / -1

God sure got it right when he made boobs.

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Deplora 2 points ago +2 / -0

That pair wasn't made by God.

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brutustyberius 1 point ago +2 / -1

Call Lindell!

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michelleobama22 1 point ago +2 / -1

kek

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Liberty4All 41 points ago +41 / -0

OP just played a bunch of you by using a boob shot to get updoots. Also, most of the comments on this thread are about boobs, NOT about the content of OP's post.

Yeah, I get it...guys like boobs. But this is a low-quality post because OP provided no substantiation for the "$100,000 in legal fees" claim. OP just did the boob version of shouting, "Squirrel!" and succeeded in getting lots of attention.

(P.S. - I am a ladypede, so you can save the snarky comments that I must be gay.)

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TraitorJoes 22 points ago +23 / -1

P.S. - I am a ladypede

Post pics of boobz for proof.

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Liberty4All 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm a middle-aged ladypede. More importantly, I was not the type to post boob pics even when I was young enough that such pics would be widely appreciated.

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Forgotmypass666 8 points ago +8 / -0

This

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Tip-O-Matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

...for science...

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AmericanJawa 12 points ago +12 / -0

One needent be woman nor homosexual to call out the blatant use of chesticles for attention.

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Weloveflyovercountry 2 points ago +3 / -1

fag hahhahah

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deleted 10 points ago +11 / -1
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680-EVIL 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL. Up-vote for the P.S. But true, some more info on those 100k would be interesting.

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Wtf_socialismreally 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean you are absolutely correct.

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ByeByeProgs 38 points ago +43 / -5

Under boob scares make me sad man

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brutustyberius 9 points ago +10 / -1

BOO…………….b

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Gerned 27 points ago +31 / -4

I'm a motor boating son of a bitch

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Darth_Pepe 24 points ago +27 / -3

“You ole sailor, you!! So how were they? Were they built for speed or comfort?”

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Gerned 6 points ago +7 / -1

Lol

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yo! What movie is that from? I can't remember!

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Darth_Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wedding crashers, Vince Vaughns lines to Owen Wilson.

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LocalPleb 9 points ago +10 / -1

Idk Im not much of one for plastic jugs

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TheGreatAbramsGap 3 points ago +5 / -2

A job well done and they feel all the same

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ravioli_king 21 points ago +22 / -1

Does it take a lawyer to plead the 5th for 8 hours?

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captain-shitpost 19 points ago +19 / -0

this. you just repeatedly say

democrats abuse government authority to tyrannically persecute political opponents and ultimately i plead, because of democrats totalitarian actions here today, the fifth

say that and only that in response to literally every single question. the media will be stuck either memory holing the entire proceeding, or printing 400 times that democrats are tyrants.

the "because of" phrasing might sound weird, but by putting it in there, the media either has to butcher the quote and lie, or print the whole thing (which makes them look bad).

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grantking2256 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think you can only plead the 5th if its self incriminating. If you are subpoenaed as a witness I think you are held in contempt if you do not cooperate.

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grantking2256 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fair

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OGpsywar 7 points ago +7 / -0

'What Difference At This Point Does It Make?!'

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TommyJarvis 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s not how the 5th Amendment works.

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grantking2256 6 points ago +6 / -0

I said I think, I am very okay with being corrected

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TommyJarvis 12 points ago +12 / -0

“You have the right to remain silent”

Basically you cannot be compelled to testify against yourself or have your silence used against you as evidence, BUT thanks to an abysmally bad SCOTUS decision you have to explicitly invoke your right to silence in order for your silence to not be used against you as evidence. So you can’t just say nothing, you have to tell them you’re invoking your right to stay silent. It’s fucked. One of the worst SCOTUS decisions ever.

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HumblePig 6 points ago +6 / -0

You have the right to remain silent. Except about your silence, you gotta talk about that every time we ask a question.

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grantking2256 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see, idk where I heard what I first said, but duely noted.

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AmericanJawa 1 point ago +1 / -0

How far back did it happen? Because even in spite of the mess the Supreme Court is right now I'm still seeing a dismissal of precedent being in order.

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MasterOfIllusions 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does being held in contempt mean being sent to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, or does it mean they'll write a strongly worded letter disapproving of your actions?

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grantking2256 1 point ago +1 / -0

To my knowledge it would be the federal whore house/sex trafficking facilities.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what I was wondering.

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TheRougarou 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder how many times I can say “burn in hell, kid fucker” in 8 hours? Think they would televise it?

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TangerineShine 8 points ago +9 / -1

KEK

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Cyber1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

The process is the punishment.

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Spicy_maymay 10 points ago +15 / -5

Degenerate faggot coomers.

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MichelleObamasBulge 6 points ago +7 / -1

You guys really are the faggot coomers that ConPro makes you out to be. No wonder you never win anything

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germs 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ha! That is about right… I’ve had 5 federal subpoenas in the past 3 years and I’m out a little over $500k.

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Alcibiades1473 6 points ago +6 / -0

Booba

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Amateurgynecologist 6 points ago +9 / -3

Fuckin A. What were you saying?

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Moon 6 points ago +6 / -0

So uhh.... what was the point of posting the picture?

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Dremux 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tats and implants are a no go for me. I don't care if you're flat chested, just be yourself and don't mar your body.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fake tits and tattoos. This chick just screams daddy issues.

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ILoveSilk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Law should be re-written. When government is against you, all upfront cost should be footed by government until you are proven guilty / convicted.

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nightfox02 5 points ago +8 / -3

gdamn

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 2 points ago +6 / -4

I literally didn’t the Pepes until about a minute passed

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onemoretimeagain22 4 points ago +5 / -1

Pepes? There are Pepes? Where?

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TangerineShine 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah, I can’t find em anywhere....

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Pearls_Swine 5 points ago +5 / -0

How the fuck does this get 1.7k upvotes? There is absolutely no context.

Are you guys really that horny that you'll upvote something because it made your dick tingle?

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TheWhitestOfFangs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well most people are simple people, they see pepe boobs, they upvote. But I agree, it's nothing more than a nice thing to see (- the implant cuts)

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ApexVeritas 5 points ago +5 / -0

Strong men prefer debt free virgins without tattoos. I'll go further and say strong men prefer traditionally feminine women, the kind that haven't been pozzed by modern globohomo culture. They're the most wonderful gift to men from God, and extremely rare in the West nowadays.

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

Could we not do this? If you want to post tit pics with your post, go to 4chan. We all know what happens next - cartoons of young women, drawn by creepy Japanese men.

Just knock this shit off. We're better than this. You have a good point with the linked article, but you fucked it up with 4chan bullshit.

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racer513 4 points ago +5 / -1

The process is the punishment

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TheSaltyVet 3 points ago +4 / -1

omg Pepe hiding some melons!

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Realassman 3 points ago +4 / -1

Booobies

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barwhack 3 points ago +3 / -0

The minimum cost of that pic is $100,000.00. Too.

Which is to say: wa$, i$, and will be $. Take care now (hide your wallet from her).

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PTear 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uhhhh - I like the pic! Thanks! 😝

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Prevailwemust20 2 points ago +2 / -0

BOOBIES!

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becky21k1 2 points ago +3 / -1

Something tells me the photo is going to make the subpoena into the big poena

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

That girl has the maximum acceptable level and quality of tattoo beyond which they would be considered disfigured and gross

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

she has a tatoo?

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MiD_tErM_eReCtIoN_22 2 points ago +3 / -1

i do love a nice pair of tits if i'm honest

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reagan2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ask your doctor for a pair. They can do that these days.

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Trizt1340 2 points ago +4 / -2

nioce pic

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PepeMaxxus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Feels good man

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reagan2024 1 point ago +2 / -1

Damn, Pepe, why you sad?

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Neutral_admin 1 point ago +2 / -1

Line by line breakdown?

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Dictator_Bob 1 point ago +1 / -0

refuses to kneel

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catvideos3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake and gay.

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Throwaway_Test 1 point ago +1 / -0

When the thumbnail was blurry, I thought it might be Tessa Fowler.

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LorettasKankles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn at least 100,000.00? How’s that even possible..

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Buddhazaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

hell... im a fan

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MythArcana 1 point ago +2 / -1

Less is more, ladies, and I'm not talking about clothes.

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Moebius 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nice Dinks...

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Dialectic 1 point ago +2 / -1

I’m almost 100% certain this exact pic was posted like a year or two ago???

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ThePatriotGames2016 1 point ago +2 / -1

Meh, fake. You can see the scar. Always look for the scar.

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biggerthanyours 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sssh, tiddies.

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RandArrow 0 points ago +1 / -1

I miss hotties for Trump in T_D discord.

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Updoot 0 points ago +1 / -1

Those are some great America boobs

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GeauxTrump20 0 points ago +1 / -1

You show bobs and the vaginie now😂 (in India and broken English)

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Porkchop-express 0 points ago +1 / -1

Pic very related. I think they’re twins

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HughJasske 0 points ago +1 / -1

I wanna snugle dat

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Skabliggum2 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sploosh!