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songman727 70 points ago +70 / -0

three people in my house got covid. i did not. but that didnt keep the state from getting my phone number from my wife..... which gave them the opportunity to call me every 3 to 5 days, "just checking on me". every call started out with, "have you been tested since we last called you?" (different person each time). i asked each one WHY would i get a test since i HAVE NO SYMPTOMS? i was told so i would be more knowlegeable and to be informed about the whole process.....

what the hell kind of non-answer was that???

so, finally, after 7 or 8 calls, with me trying to be polite, no cussing, i just informed the lady that i did not want to recieve any more calls from them. she suggested that we could do this with texting........... i told her i want this to be the last call i get, and i do not want any texting to start. told her im 62 years old, been in charge of my OWN health care since age 18, and ive done pretty good for myself. also informed her i AM NOT OWNED by the state...

still havent had symptoms or testing. but ive been taking zinc, vitamin c, and vitamin d3 for 6 months, since i read mike adams, the health ranger....

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stealthboy 97 points ago +97 / -0

No symptoms? Dude, that a symptom of Covid now. Yikes.

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TheGreatAbramsGap 41 points ago +41 / -0

Dangerous to walk around with no symptoms, so I've heard.

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IAbsolutelyDare 42 points ago +42 / -0

True. My friend with no symptoms gave me no symptoms, and now we both don't have it. :/

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Purple_Drank 28 points ago +28 / -0

I assume your friend wasn't wearing a mask... literally shaking right now.

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linuxdude7 14 points ago +14 / -0

Literally shaking right now .... in the corner of my basement.

FTFY :)

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BoatingAccident 11 points ago +11 / -0

I had no symptoms shortly before my death. My death also has no symptoms.

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TheGreatAbramsGap 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ouch. Stay strong 💪

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songman727 6 points ago +6 / -0

lolololo

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sgt_richard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Your killing grandma!!!!

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imnotdeadyet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Especially dribbling a soccer ball!

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Goldsteinbergsky 14 points ago +15 / -1

And notice how the corporate media and other lying shills continue to refer to the clot shot as "protection." They love saying how people are "protected against covid" by the fake vaccine yet they keep getting it. You can't be "protected against covid" if you're getting covid despite being "vaccinated." Of course, NPCs are incapable of critical thought so they can't even see the bullshit from their lying media.

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songman727 6 points ago +6 / -0

even a condom can get a hole in it......

just sayin'.................

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Anime_titty_expert 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would you trust condoms if half of them developed holes in them after 4 months?

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songman727 2 points ago +2 / -0

no. but i cant even trust one to stay on.................

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KernalMustard 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean comeon. I spent a year taking care of my friend with COPD. She died because of the flu. Not Covid. The Flu. Not even main influenza. I'm unvaxxed. She had 2 shots. She went to the hospital and brought home that flu to me. I was sick for a few days. She never revcovered from it. She had 3 bouts of 3 different kinds of pnu. I watched her white blood counts every time she came home. Was low every time. Her health problems started after the first shot in march, the 2nd in may. Now if she had never got the first shot she would have never got sick enough to keep going to the hospital. In other words the vaxx killed her indirectly

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songman727 7 points ago +7 / -0

im sorry for your loss......

and i agree with the last line whole-heartedly!

stay strong, fren.

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

We're all sick until proven healthy. Why didn't we just do that the last several thousands years? It could have saved so many lives!!!

/s

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songman727 4 points ago +4 / -0

sick until proven healthy! thats awesome..... probly gonna use that sometime........

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CmonGubMintGibMe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahahaha, I'm dying.... thanks for the laugh.

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Pissed_American 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hope you threatened them with death .

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Aquamine-Amarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to explode on these communist rats if they call me.

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songman727 1 point ago +2 / -1

lol.... thats funny...

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mass55th 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why are you even answering the phone to them?? You should have already blocked that number after the first call. I take no calls unless they are from people who are in my contact list.

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songman727 5 points ago +5 / -0

new phone. never even tried to learn how to block..... just retired my flip phone. technology retard here. besides, i wanted a good answer to that question....

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mass55th 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm 74, and hate my iPhone. I hate smartphones period. Wouldn't have bought one, but the 3G cell phone (not smartphone) I had, was being interfered by somebody's network booster in the neighborhood. The icon for it actually showed up on my phone screen (a little house). I had problems making calls (all circuits busy message), and I couldn't manually update my roaming capabilities, which I did once a month. I figured I'd check to see how far the interference lasted, so I hopped in my car, and drove a few blocks away, and the network booster icon, fell off the screen. I pulled over and was able to update my roaming capabilities. I called Verizon about it, and they said the only way to get rid of it was to move to a 4G phone, which meant a smartphone. I've always used Mac computers, so I bought the cheapest iPhone they had. That was 7 or 8 years ago. I will never buy another one before I die. I don't use it for anything other than getting calls, and occasional text messages. I don't do any business on it at all, have never used the camera, or watched videos/movies/programs on it.

Verizon has a call filter app which I added to my iPhone. I've got it set to screen all calls that aren't in my contacts. If the app thinks they're spam calls, they silence the phone so it doesn't ring, then I can block them myself. I also have a landline phone, but turned the ringer off on it, and never answer it unless it's someone in my contacts.

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songman727 6 points ago +6 / -0

cool ... im more worried about bad energy rays coming out of it and turning me into a living, breathing cancer cell, destined to die a miserable, painful death- unless covid gets me first! lol....

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mass55th 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm an old lady, so I carry it in my purse when I'm out. When I'm home, it sits on the table within reach. I don't know how people can carry them in their pant pockets all day. And I don't understand why people are connected to their phones like it was an umbilical cord.

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songman727 4 points ago +4 / -0

im an old man, so i spend as much time LOOKING for it, as i do, CARRYING it........

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PaulieM91 8 points ago +8 / -0

You have no symptoms? All the more reason to hound you about it and haul iou off to wrongthink resorts

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songman727 3 points ago +3 / -0

thats their plan....... they WANT us to get it!!!

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TheOneWhoKnocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

"have you been tested since we last called you?"

I suppose "Go fuck yourself" is not an answer you're comfortable giving?

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songman727 2 points ago +2 / -0

no.

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Snoman 20 points ago +20 / -0

If we think this group of people are Covidiots, wait till the children they’re grooming come of age

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DairyBoy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Children like to rebel, I’m optimistic

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fluffykitten 9 points ago +9 / -0

What if they rebel in the most retarded way possible? Like they decide to get Pfizer, Moderna, and J&J all at the same time.

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Cesare_Borgia 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well that problem is likely to sort itself out. :)

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DairyBoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’d be unfortunate lol

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songman727 2 points ago +2 / -0

scary, scary thought.............

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7.62swinebuster 15 points ago +15 / -0

The stupid F's at the rapid test/drive up place nearby where so out of control last week. Looked like a 20 lane auto auction, lines of cars. They wrapped that sht out onto thru streets and across parking lot of local business. Impeding everyone that was out trying to do productive stuff. Losers....every one of them looked half feral, running solo in their car, masks on, waiting for staff to come gouge them for covid.

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Cesare_Borgia 18 points ago +18 / -0

There's one of these near my house. Each morning I go out and take all their covid testing this way signs and throw them in a random dumpster. The next day the signs are back.

I'm sure I've made some local printing shop a few bucks!

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7.62swinebuster 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is great. I have seen people just stop to video those terrified idiots in their cars while pointing and laughing at them. Warms the heart to see that.

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Krysdavar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man, not sure what I would do, probably not laugh. I actually feel sorry for all the people that are currently mind controlled by all this bull shit. It's like, no matter what you say, do, or prove with anything common sense/facts/data/FFS science, they STILL do the "walk off a cliff".

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songman727 3 points ago +3 / -0

i dont feel real sorry for stupid. on the other hand, the evil convincers need to burn in hell.......................

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covok48 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHY are they doing this? Is it to cover the “negative test” requirement to do things in blue states?

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songman727 1 point ago +1 / -0

draggin it out as long as they can. dont want to admit they were wrong. and evil...

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ghost_of_aswartz 10 points ago +10 / -0

I got covid three times before I got vaccinated. But then I tested positive for covid again, so I got a booster. Now my whole family has the omicromes and I'm having chest pains and my unvaxxed brother isn't allowed here for holidays because they push horse medications. Anyway, gotta go, Ellen is on.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t forget your Fauci booster booster!

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bodad1969 8 points ago +8 / -0

That reminds me, I really need to go get my weekly polio test.

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KernalMustard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Smallpox, measles, tb

I know its just a TV show but by god the main plot of Xfiles is very similar to what is happening now.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably where they got the idea

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RedPillMAGALegend 8 points ago +8 / -0

just stoppin by to honk this one.

HONK FUCKING HONK!!!

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bluedevilga 8 points ago +8 / -0

I am healthy and I don't have any symptoms. Oh no, that probably means I have it. I better go stand around a bunch of other sick people to get a test of a deadly disease that has no symptoms and a treatment that has plenty of symptoms including death and the vaccine that doesn't work if I survive. That sounds good

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songman727 2 points ago +2 / -0

yup, that'll do the trick!

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ComTruiseWasRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bozo the Confirmation Bias Clown

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Aquamine-Amarine 7 points ago +7 / -0

My coworker just got sick for the third fucking time since getting vaxxed. He's constantly wearing a mask. I'm a pureblood and I'm completely healthy. But clown world thinks I'm the problem.

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songman727 4 points ago +4 / -0

we ARE the problem.

they want us to hurry up and die...

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covok48 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am flabbergasted that normies still won’t admit that these vaccines don’t work.

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Krysdavar 3 points ago +3 / -0

There have been some breakthroughs. Pun intended. 🤣

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ModelMinority 6 points ago +6 / -0

All of them sheeple of the MSM.

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malooch 6 points ago +6 / -0

This place is the funniest place on the internet.

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TheTudes 6 points ago +6 / -0

My son — twice vaxxed — has Covid … he tested positive on Wednesday after having a fever on Tuesday and feeling punk all weekend. On Friday, my husband and I had lunch with him and he had a persistent mild cough.

When he called to let us know he had Covid (my husband and I have natural immunity) I asked him if he wanted me to bring over chicken soup and then told him he needed to forget about having lunch with us on Friday as I didn’t need the government up in my business.

He wanted chicken soup and said he wouldn’t subject a government employee to my insanity….

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WhoMeTwo 1 point ago +2 / -1

I hope you had more than one kid.

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TheTudes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just the one

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WhoMeTwo 1 point ago +2 / -1

Damn. I hope the best for him. Prayers to you & yours.

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TheTudes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks…

He will be fine — gave him chicken soup and vitamins (quercetin, zinc, c, d, and elderberry)

We had it back in late 2019 / 2020 when it was really a harsh virus so we are rocking high on that natural immunity

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WhoMeTwo 1 point ago +2 / -1

The long term effects of the clot shots is what is giving me nightmares.

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TheTudes 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know — he isn’t getting boosted so that is a plus

His girl friend is double vaxxed and double boosted

I fear I will never have grandkids

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WhoMeTwo 1 point ago +2 / -1

Feels bad, fren.

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Bohemyth_2 4 points ago +5 / -1

Questions I ask myself in clown world: Is that a train back there? with no boxes strewn on the ground?

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MastaJoda 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍

This isn’t a meme. This is a fucking NUKE!

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magalee 3 points ago +3 / -0

The problem with America is we have a lot of retarded motherfuckers that don't know they are a retard because it's impolite to point out people's low IQ level these days.

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TheSaltyVet 3 points ago +3 / -0

i dont know about you pede's but when i saw pic. I heard "Common Barbie Let's Go Party"

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QuoteLarperUnquote 3 points ago +3 / -0

HONK HONK HONK all the way home

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10SNE1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey clown, you forgot your mask.

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thallos 2 points ago +2 / -0

It looks like carrot top

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Account 2 points ago +2 / -0

Science shows that's the best time to get a booster.

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TheGreatAbramsGap 2 points ago +2 / -0

So funny 😅

This is good

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you saying vaccines make it where you are immune against that virus? Cause that a right wing conspiracy.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG don't you know that vaccines don't stop people from getting viruses!?!?

"The definition changed?!" Who cares!?!? Now you'd better take your booster next year; they're already making them for the next mutation.

/s

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MassRelay 2 points ago +2 / -0

"On my way to the hospital. I caught a virus that I was vaccinated against. I am grateful for the vaccine and recommend everyone get it as soon as possible."

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Heavens2MAGAtroid 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is funny, and its me! vaxed and went to get tested over Christmas!

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TravelingSalesman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too bad they don't have tests to determine if someone is an idiot. Oh wait, they did but they were declared raaaaaacist.

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songman727 1 point ago +1 / -0

need to give that test to biden......

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TheKeknadian 2 points ago +2 / -0

yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy \O/ \O\ /O/ \O/

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MAGA_Marine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or is he on his way to evict another cancer patient?

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KS-76- 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least he's triple boosted. Think how much worse it could have been.

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canada_is_communist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remembe when vaccines actually did what they promised to do? Like a tetenus shot?

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songman727 1 point ago +1 / -0

tetenus shot probly helped build a pharmasuitical empire somewhere........

then greedy bastards got to work!!!

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Aries_cz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got a huge honk today at work.

Our government mandated regular AG testing of employees (twice per week).

Well, a college got tested after getting a booster yesterday, and lo and behold, got a positive AG result...

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fje33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes... I'm going to test for chickenpocks. Great idea.

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South_Florida_Guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine constantly going to get tested for polio or smallpox every week when you feel fine and have the vaccine for both?

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SrzlyYUGEguacbowl 2 points ago +2 / -0

tHe VacCinE IsNt suPoSeD tO sToP tRANsMisSion

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm getting emails from a "senator borgeas" for free covid tests.

I'm tempted to go through with it and test some goats and mangoes.

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Viewer01 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man I turned up with flu symptoms for the first time in nearly two decades. I popped a Claritin some ibuprofen and some robitussin and slept in between work meetings. Popped some d3 before bed and drank a bunch of water.

Woke up this morning and fever and symptoms were gone and I’m like 95% back to normal. If this was in fact covid, then it was much ado about nothing.

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Snoman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I had it about a month ago, green snot for a day then a runny nose. Took some Flu/Sinus antihistamine for a couple days and didn’t skip a beat

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Stanwyk74 2 points ago +2 / -0

And tell everyone to get vaxed because it is so effective.

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly, many of us don't have a choice. We live in states where you can't do anything without a test

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DaddySmooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

You absolutely do have a choice but it requires sacrifice. Move!

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MastaJoda 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS!

The choice is yours: live in a faggot filled, commie ran shit hole or move to a place that better represents your values, protects your freedoms, and filled with great human beings that believe in two genders, logic, reason, and reality?

I can’t believe I had to write that out for someone.

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GreazyCheeks 3 points ago +3 / -0

You do have a choice. Choose not to got to a restaurant, or to a movie, or to a concert. Do something else instead. Go fishing, have friends over, work on a project. Fuck the places that try to impose this bullshit on you.

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