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gillonba 102 points ago +103 / -1

Purple hair is a bit of a red flag though

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GrandDaddyMemesGhost 72 points ago +72 / -0

The nose ring on her right nostril is another.

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CucumberExtract 12 points ago +15 / -3

On nostril is relatively only slightly redder than gray nowadays. Septum piercing is the red flag. (With blinking red LED trim)

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CanadianPedeTrump2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wife has a septum and she's based AF. Exception proves the rule 🤣

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JustInTime2_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did not notice the nose ring. You are correct another sign she is deranged.

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DJTJ2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would it be different/better if it we on her left nostril? Is that a sign/code of something?

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GrandDaddyMemesGhost 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK I was specific cuz it was kind of hard to see, nothing more.

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BiteMeMarxist 22 points ago +27 / -5

I got news for ya'...

It ain't always so.

I live in Texas, and a LOT of based women have nose rings and purple (or similar) hair...

My own wife has a nose ring...and a navel ring...and at various times has dyed her hair various colors.

She's not quite as based as I am.

But if the revolution were to begin? She's with us!

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ElegantVelociraptor 11 points ago +15 / -4

Pink hair reporting in!

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Vino 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I didn't have the same gamer tag for 10 years, I would totally steal your handle.

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Christ_Alone 5 points ago +5 / -0

yes my wife as well!

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entwickelnden 3 points ago +3 / -0

hell ya, im in texas, id like to find one.

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RoosterHeadBad 2 points ago +2 / -0

If a revolution begins, she will be a target. She’s wearing the enemy’s uniform.

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BiteMeMarxist 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the shooting starts, she could be a spy... We'll need those too.

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RoosterHeadBad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Covertly, yes.

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BiteMeMarxist 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Covert" and "spy" are are intimately connected, don'cha' agree?

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RoosterHeadBad 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. Covert means being so discreet that the spy won’t get caught. Us discussing her in an open forum makes her overt.

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BiteMeMarxist 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll never find her!

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D29011 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its called a pop quiz, toss her an empty pistol and ask for the clip back.

Maybe I'm just pedantic.

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JustInTime2_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is a pop quiz for an enduring marriage and well grounded family: Ask her if she willing to follow your leadership and respect your decisions without question, which includes enforcing the laws that govern your household.

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covok48 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ew.

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tiamat 15 points ago +15 / -0

You'd wake up with your dick cut off

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556y308 12 points ago +13 / -1

beat me to it.

when i see colored hair i think they're a fucking furry weirdo

and when i see goth bitches, i instantly think heroin

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Destineed369 9 points ago +9 / -0

Heroin is too mainstream for goth chicks.

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D29011 1 point ago +1 / -0

I assume goth equals depression and history of abuse.

Just something I noticed.

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

In nature garish colors signal Danger!

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HeavenlyTrumpets 50 points ago +50 / -0

Pink hair and heavily made up face. Excuse me for doubting her prep skills.

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Goldsteinbergsky 32 points ago +33 / -1

"It's a trap!" - Admiral Akbar

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556y308 4 points ago +4 / -0

i actually lol'd

KEK

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Brookes 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lol I wrote that too, then I saw your post! Great minds!

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D29011 1 point ago +1 / -0

In more than one way... possibly

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DCdeplorable 9 points ago +9 / -0

IDK if you go read the replies someone asks her for pics and she posts a jar of preserved salsa and ground moose meat

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MAGANatsFan 11 points ago +11 / -0

But remember the part where it's a trap!

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Spawnlingman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Purple hair and nose-ring. It can't be a trap if the bait isn't appealing.

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rebelde_sin_causa 32 points ago +32 / -0

Self described GenXer. That means at least 40 years old. Any woman who looks like her picture and is single at that age is the cray cray. Wild game or not.

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NoCoupForYou 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fellow GenXer here to strongly second this observation.

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DCdeplorable 4 points ago +6 / -2

I sometimes try to pass myself off as gen x even though im years late for the cutoff. gen x sucks, but millenials really really suck, and I can't pass for a zoomer. edit: point was, I'm not close to 40. forgot that part

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AHonkTooFar 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm a millennial. I just don't give a shit, I hate all commies regardless of age.

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VolareVia 5 points ago +5 / -0

When you realize the 'generations' are separated by mainstream prevailing political philosophies, social circumstances, and cultural fads of the time, then you realize that the generation you belong to means nothing except within the context of your own family.

I'm 23. People my age tend to be unbelievably stupid, arrogant, entitled, or a nasty mix of all three. I managed to graduate from my university right before shit hit the fan, and they started pushing engineering students through, with no real attempt at education. My grad class was the last to have degrees that are worth anything from my school.

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Dratchev 4 points ago +4 / -0

eh they keep moving the gen x cut line back. Gen X is 1964-1984 not the 1980 or 1978/1977 they are pushing today.

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walls4america 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was once part of Gen X but now they classify me as the tail end of the boomers. So now I get grouped with the 80 year olds!!

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covok48 1 point ago +1 / -0

Born in 1984. In my lifetime I’ve been pushed from Gen X to Gen Y to Millennial to Older Millennial to “Boomer”.

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n4freedom 20 points ago +21 / -1

My daughter has purple hair and is based. She's just artistic.

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1st_Covfefe 14 points ago +15 / -1

I dyed my beard neon green last year for a beach vacation and a lot of leftists thought I was one of them and got really confused when I was debating against their leftist comments. I didn't make any friends that summer but I had a good time being an incognito lefty beach bum for a week.

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n4freedom 3 points ago +7 / -4

I don't really understand why this is considered to be a lefty thing to be honest.

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rubmewithbeer 21 points ago +21 / -0

Because lefty doesnt like natural order. For instance, they agree gay people should be parents. Little boys can chop of their peepees. The list goes on and on. A non natural hair color is just another thing added to that list.

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1st_Covfefe 12 points ago +12 / -0

So true. It's a very child like thinking process. When I was a child I thought artificial flavors and candy was WAY better than natural food like fruit and stuff. Soda and koolaid was always preferable to water. Sometimes people need to grow up to really be able to appreciate things and leftists never grow up mentally, so there's that.

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krzyzowiec 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lefties alter their appearance in order to appear unique. They obsess over superficial attributes like style, wording, fashion, etc.

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Stanwyk74 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe why they are so obsessed with skin color.

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krzyzowiec 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely. They have no concept of the spiritual, so they end up just as race obsessed as the "nazis" they hate.

It's funny because their views align with ConPro almost perfectly. They too view blacks as inherently inferior.

The difference is that rather than kick black people out of society, they go to the opposite end of the spectrum and want to reduce or eliminate the advantage whites have by penalizing them, but also eventually eliminating whites completely from society through interbreeding.

You can't help but obsess about the physical when you are spiritually dead.

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AHonkTooFar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Natural beauty standards vs unnatural. It's a tendency not a hard rule, but it definitely applies often.

It's probably partly cultural, I imagine for cultures where piercings (eg India) or body paint / tattoos, weird hair dyes etc are tradition it's different. They possibly still have some way to distinguish average leftists from average rightwingers by style though.

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covok48 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because it is.

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blurryface 6 points ago +6 / -0

She doesn't believe in divorce, doesn't want a career, is fine with having kids at 25, can cook and clean and isn't going to complain about "gender disparity" if her future husband expects her to do all his laundry?

Doubt.

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VolareVia 2 points ago +2 / -0

She might be fine with having kids at 25, but is she fine with having 25 kids? 8-)

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malkontent2024 -7 points ago +8 / -15

Your daughter tells you what you want to hear. Women are dopplegangers. Sorry to be the one that has to break this to you.

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n4freedom 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's a cute assumption, but she's 21 and we talk politics all the time. I have very good relationships with my kids.

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malkontent2024 -7 points ago +7 / -14

Its a coping mechanism selected for by centuries of feudalism. Not an assumption. Sorry bud.

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user365927285937 2 points ago +2 / -0

You might be right. I hear stories on Reddit all the time of these liberal girls “having to put up with my right wing parents” and how they agree with everything they say while secretly getting the vaccine behind their backs.

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malkontent2024 0 points ago +3 / -3

I know i am right. It's marketed by midwit psychologists as "stockholm syndrome" and appears predominately in women(and some men who are typically feminized on some level).

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covok48 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shut up kid.

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malkontent2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

Easy tiger. Don't get that noodle spinning to fast. You will break something

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Judiwont 7 points ago +7 / -0

just look at that hair. Should be a warning sign.

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BurtMcGirt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Definitely looks like a trap.

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wu_tang_clan 6 points ago +6 / -0

It has a big dick, be careful.

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bidensmissingbrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea that's a man, baby.

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FLIBS 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's got some spunk...

"opinionated..you bet ..try me.. proud GenXer...If you are a narcissistic Liberal you can go get fucked"

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Billbuttlickerr 5 points ago +5 / -0

Okay Fed

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Faulkner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do a search for Eva Vlardingerbroek for the actual perfect woman.

So perfect there has to be something wrong with her.

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Montana_is_full 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hair is very sus.

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NoCoupForYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

She selected the most powerful filter settings on FaceApp, for sure.

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SuperFreedomMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

She had her fun with Chad and Tyrone all those years, NOW she can see doomsday right around the corner and wants to settle down. Typical 304.

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rezimx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope, Canadian. Never trust a canuck.

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krzyzowiec 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brightly colored hair ⛔️

Nose ring ⛔️

Caked on makeup ⛔️

I have my doubts.

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Tyscribz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Canadian

that's a deal breaker

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VolareVia 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a Canadian I agree :(

I'm getting out of this hellhole as soon as I can, and heading to Texas.

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Tyscribz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Godspeed

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Elcidcampeador12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sigh...

You know, in the animal kingdom, bright vivid colors are usually a warning to other animals to stay away. Poisonous animals usually have bright colouring.

Just saying.

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MagaChamp253 2 points ago +2 / -0

pink hair, nose ring? nah uh - this one is shopping for someone to glom onto.

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Nunya__Biznus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am prepared to test your "repopulate society" skills prior to making a final decision.

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MAGA_____bitches 2 points ago +2 / -0

She is a double-agent. Be careful

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TheRougarou 2 points ago +2 / -0

If she doesn’t lead off with pureblood, you know she isn’t.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Canadian girl. Pink and purple hair. On Twitter.

Think she's ready to settle down now and let you tow her for the next 20 years?

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya had me until "Canada"

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TighterGradeofTail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next Tweet was "Pic unrelated"

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Trust_Sessions 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not perfect; in Canada.

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memechallenger33 1 point ago +1 / -0

Computer generated avatar.

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JustInTime2_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, stay away that pink hair is a telltale sign for feminist wymen. Take it from a lady, Bois.

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SmokeyAF 1 point ago +1 / -0

Judge not on the color of one's skin or hair, but the content of their patriotic character.

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HumansDisgustMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jerking off to this in the shower tomorrow

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CanadianIceman 1 point ago +1 / -0

If only i was a few years younger.

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erikc28484 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah fuck that hair

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BelfordBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m guessing she is as serious as her stupid fucking purple hair. Let her enjoy her Canadian bacon and mandates from government, as I’m guessing she isn’t looking for dates from man anyhow. 😛

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VolareVia 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is only one thing that makes me mad about Americans. One tiny little thing. You guys keep calling "Canadian bacon" Canadian. What you call bacon, we call bacon. Only Americans call it Canadian bacon. We Canadians call it "back bacon" because that's what it is.

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Dialectic 1 point ago +2 / -1

She’s a fed. It’s a TARP

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KeepMarxInTheGround 1 point ago +1 / -0

Multi-colored hair.... That's a big red flag, fellas.

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murph1953 1 point ago +1 / -0

ASK ANY FEMINIST - THEY'RE PERFECT

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21stCenturyPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Colored hair = Fake. She would not be like them unless she IS one of them. Hard PASS.

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Brookes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funky colored hair........RUN IT'S A TRAP!!!! lol! She'll be field dressing your ass hahahahahaha!

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wood smash

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dreddhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

notice she's on Twitter.... and probably got ratio-ed by those vegan fucks.

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MrTexan 1 point ago +1 / -0

But does she have a boat?

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SBOJ_JOBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would be leery until I saw a boat photo and a copy of the title and registration.

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BiteMeMarxist 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's interesting...we have Austin and Houston that are uber liberal.

My wife and DIL each work at uber liberal companies (in fact my wife's is a non-profit).

So they each pick up on lib fashions (women!) but not their viewpoints.

It's not uncommon in the Houston or Austin areas to SEE a woman who looks liberal but attends a Trump rally.

There's a Trump rally in Conroe in two weeks. MAYBE I'll do a short film on this... It'll give me an excuse to stare down, talk to and likely flirt with any gal with a nose ring or colored hair... (I'm sure my wife will love it.)

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PartandParcel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get rid of the purple hair and you've got yourself a deal.

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Deplorable002 1 point ago +1 / -0

ITS A TRAP!

My wife shot pool and guns when we meet. Now she quits?

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WindyCityBluez 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ehh.. wtf is wrong with ur hair.. fuck off tranny.

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Nibba 0 points ago +1 / -1

That’s a neckbeard with a stolen picture you absolute retard.

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PROBE 0 points ago +0 / -0

I ain't moving to Canada for anybody! She's gotta come to me.

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Qtard1776 1 point ago +2 / -1

LARPing on twitter is so hot right now.