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jdog 128 points ago +128 / -0

Must be hard to swim with your cock and balls tied behind your ass.

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Smarmcastic 149 points ago +149 / -0

Rudder.

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Hangemh1gh 52 points ago +52 / -0

Damn you 😂

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Jackhererer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lmfao very nice!!!!

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RiceCrackerUnited 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good ol' Hoss

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SpaFixr 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was good! Thx

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PaidSockPuppet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Winged keel.

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Ryan4maga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Helps with steering, bonus, it will never capsize

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NoComment 17 points ago +17 / -0

Ace Ventura, huh?

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Pissed_American 21 points ago +21 / -0

FINKLE IS EINHORN

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FlauntandStraunt 12 points ago +13 / -1

HE FOUND CAPTAIN WINKIE

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Just_An_Idahoan 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤢😱

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Millie1234 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm surprised the wokies haven't cancelled that film. 'Ace Ventura's reaction is transphobic and he should have carried on being attracted to her'

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Pissed_American 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's way too in the past at this point.

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CanadianFren 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe the woke zoomies haven't discoverd that film

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NotAHandshake 12 points ago +12 / -0

LACES OUT

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BigMikesSwingingCock 14 points ago +14 / -0

I use my cock as a propeller. They better be glad I’m not competing

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Toobin247 8 points ago +8 / -0

Quit being a misogynistic bigot xer can’t help having an extra large clitoris.

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DJTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

What are you then, a hyena?

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Pissonit 6 points ago +6 / -0

LMAO!!!!!😂😂😂

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Trump4allz 83 points ago +84 / -1

Men are clearly the best women in sports 🤡🌎

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deleted 36 points ago +39 / -3
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powershellder 19 points ago +19 / -0

Gymnastics and volleyball.

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Dennislearsysbastard 25 points ago +26 / -1

You forgot curling. Competitive sweeping with a girl on all fours screaming harder!

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Dennislearsysbastard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes and they also tend to curl in kilts. I wish I had a local club.

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thetenman 12 points ago +13 / -1

Women are better at their version of Gymnastics than men. Volleyball will be taken over though.

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Injustice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Men volleyball is serve, catch, pass, point. Women volleyball has at least some back and forth.

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KILLARY4PRISON 2 points ago +3 / -1

Gymnastics? No way. What event?

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RStroud 3 points ago +3 / -0

Men that trained as men spend a lot of time working on upper body strength and control that is unnecessary for women's competition. Manlets that never trained for men's competition might do pretty well, particularly since they can safely and more easily train to a lower body fat composition.

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The_kool_mom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Men can't do balance beam very well with an attached swinging appendage.

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bighomiebeenchillin 1 point ago +1 / -0

tricks n jump flips

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Dennislearsysbastard 11 points ago +11 / -0

They talk to other women so you don't have to. They remember shit I don't care about so I don't look like an asshole. I know I'm a better cook but I sure as hell don't want to do it everyday. Anything hot that doesn't make me sick works.

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Kyro5411 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, but we're just looking at their asses for the spank bank.

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KILLARY4PRISON 1 point ago +2 / -1

Tennis too.

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captain-shitpost 8 points ago +8 / -0

women asked for this

exactly. i'm fully supportive of men crushing stupid women in women's leagues who voted for this clown world bullshit. let reality literally slam her face into the mat.

every liberal is just a conservative who hasn't taken enough doses of reality yet.

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ThirteenPercenter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Many females play for the sport itself, not to entertain fans. Plus many do it for scholarships.

Just because something is boring to you doesn’t mean it’s not worth protecting.

Sincerely, a dad with a daughter who loves sport

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fitness and quality time all in one. Nothing wrong with that.
As a warning... Travel sports clubs are way too far. With the money you spend on that you could just pay for college. It's great to coach it!

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Txiribiton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, depends on the sport, I find swimming, athletics and a lot of other sports entertaining when women compete, others mostly team sports are crap. A mentally ill guy winning a swimming competition against women is not exciting.

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King5150 8 points ago +8 / -0

men showing how they are superior females to females, fags, trannies and beta cucks.

strangely male privilege and toxic winning male behavior just evaporates, when one beats down on biological women while wearing a bikini or a dress......sickening and 100% wrong.

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DJTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

A man won woman of the year. Men are the best, period. We got these women working their asses off so we can sit around drinking beer between winning all their accolades. The whole feminist ploy worked to perfection guys. Remember when we had to open doors, stand up until they were all seated, provide for them and shit.. what suckers.

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BarneyFranksNipples 45 points ago +47 / -2

Dude has no shame. Dresses up in women’s one piece bathing suits to shit on their records, and somehow gets a dopamine hit from the pride it brings him.

Yet the fucking loser is afraid to compete against other men.

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SickofItall 31 points ago +31 / -0

Yet the fucking loser is afraid to compete against other men.

He did. For three years. He couldn't win so instead of taking steroids to beat men (which is illegal) he takes estrogen to beat women.

He's not transitioning, he's just cheating.

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akira2501 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's just weird to see someone cheat in the opposite direction.

It's women's sports. It exists to satisfy Title 9. What are you even doing?

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Ellessargolden 6 points ago +6 / -0

Laughing...observing clown world...

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy was actually really fast as a guy. He was under 15 minutes in the mile which is absolutely insane. Definitely could have won his conference.

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detransthrowaway 1 point ago +1 / -0

thats just sad

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RexCollumSilvarum 3 points ago +3 / -0

And there are now rumors coming out that he colluded with another trans (F-to-M) athlete to let that person win a race. Xir putting xir's real "team" (woke-ism) ahead of xir's college team. Imagine being a teammate and knowing that someone betrayed you and all your hardworking teammates in favor of ideology.

(Edit: sauce: https://www.foxnews.com/sports/penn-lia-thomas-colluded-transgender-swimmer-race . Yes, it's traitorous Fox news, but still.)

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TommyJarvis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh this is obviously the case. He drew way to much attention to himself by blowing out all the other women by 38 seconds, so he’s holding back just enough to make it look like he’s not cheating by being a dude now. So no doubt he would pull something like this.

Fuck this turd!

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CanadianFren 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did he take estrogen? Doesn't look like it, he has the body of a chad

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MustacheMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

based

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TheImpossible1 9 points ago +11 / -2

A bit like women only attack and kill children because they're too cowardly to attack grown men who aren't elderly, incapacitated or weakened by ridiculous laws?

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BlackPillBot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Some would say he’s become ungovernable.

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

His teammates that have come forward saying that he is an arrogant piece of shit. New York Post had an article about it today.

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Brobold 36 points ago +46 / -10

I hope she gets the biggest scholarship to the best college available.

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publius1788 35 points ago +36 / -1

He's at Penn.

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Jaqen 23 points ago +23 / -0

A once great university.

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heeeeeemeyer 15 points ago +15 / -0

If you ever want to troll a Penn douchebag, be like "Oh, I have a cousin who went to Penn State. Great school."

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EvJohn 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek, I have had that exact conversation before. You can bet on getting an earful about how different the two schools are.

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Wild___Bill 1 point ago +1 / -0

My dad and sister went to Penn. This is so true 🤣. My dad voted for Trump though and refuses to donate to the school because they refuse to acknowledge that Trump went there.

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based_ace 9 points ago +9 / -0

True, most of the professors in my department at UPenn were fags and snowflakes.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 7 points ago +7 / -0

Penn-is State

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Just_An_Idahoan 3 points ago +3 / -0

🥒

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SlapUp4 25 points ago +26 / -1

That's not a she, you turd nugget.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 23 points ago +24 / -1

Sure it is. You can tell by the bulge of its dicklitorus.

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Georgieman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +4 / -1

Pics?

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Inquisitor_Corvus 8 points ago +9 / -1

🤮

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Dictator_Bob 1 point ago +2 / -1

How dare you insult that dude's identity.

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QLARP 4 points ago +5 / -1

Already in college lol

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RedditIs4Retards 3 points ago +3 / -0

He *

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PotatoJoe 33 points ago +33 / -0

Who has bigger shoulders, pretend girl swimmer or former pretend 1st lady?

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ADAM_SCHITT 18 points ago +18 / -0

I can guess who has the bigger dong.

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hollow_fang 7 points ago +7 / -0

Let’s ask u/Barack-Obama2

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Tcrussell [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

No clear winner there

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DontArkancideMeBro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big Mike has traps for days.

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Kekistan69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fmr pretend first lady obvi bc reparations/white privilege/affirmative action/social justice

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ICantSneed 21 points ago +23 / -2

Women overwhelmingly vote for individuals who uphold and enact these sorts of policies. I'm content to sit back and laugh.

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MustafaJones 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yup they made their own bed by not resisting the radical feminists and trannies and now they can lay down in that bed. No sympathy for people who willingly encourage shit like this.

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PeteButtplug 3 points ago +4 / -1

They made their bed and now they're getting raped in it.

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Cyer6 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yep, all they get from me is my bowl of popcorn while watching this trainwreck. Feminism and wokeism brought this on and now they either live by their own rules or reject it.

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SickofItall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn!! This is a good angle.

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’re becoming ungovernable for us. 🤣

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akira2501 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a guilt play. If they "do the right thing" they can "keep being a shitty person."

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ScottyGunn 20 points ago +21 / -1

I find this shit hilarious. The more they do this, the more people realize that the Left has gone too far left and walk away from them.

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Jaqen 16 points ago +16 / -0

I find it gross. The photo is vomit inducing.

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heeeeeemeyer 10 points ago +10 / -0

And this isn't even one where his crotch is exposed. He has a really nice wax job btw, I wonder if that's covered by Blue Cross.

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Jaqen 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can’t find the delete button for your comment.

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LowKeyPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are probably right. The hair would induce anxiety so it's now a medical condition to be covered by insurance. Probably the same for mani/pedis, facials, etc

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Patriots_dont_kneel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, if you're a swimmer you need to reduce friction any way you can

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, did he actually cut his junk off? No right?

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logan34 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nope its the overton window. They push as far as they can then step back for a little then push far out again. Meanwhile, the norm becomes more and more deranged.

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lovemylibs 18 points ago +20 / -2

P is for penis

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Okieshartpostdoke 8 points ago +8 / -0

He uses it as a propeller

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King5150 2 points ago +2 / -0

She uses her penis as a Keel.

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lovemylibs 2 points ago +2 / -0

His goal is to transfer to Penn Up State so he can upgrade his swimtard logo to PUS

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Georgieman 2 points ago +2 / -0

So true

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detransthrowaway 1 point ago +1 / -0

P is for penis, the source of the problem,

D is for dick and balls,

O is for Oh my god get that man off there

That's the woman's swim team song!

Sing it to the tune of FUN from Spongebob.

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dantehman81 16 points ago +16 / -0

Honestly, this is how we beat this. Every second rate male athlete should dominate womens sports. Make it so real women never win womens sports again.

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RedAltoids 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think this guy is a master troll.

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TommyJarvis 4 points ago +4 / -0

They need to stop trying to look like women, too. Big burly bros with beards, put on a sports bra that’s way too small and just mock the whole thing. Overwhelm them and smash it in their fucking faces.

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TheImpossible1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then they'll finally die?

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electricboogaloo 15 points ago +15 / -0

That’s a dude man!

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JediMasterGandalf 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's a man, Baby!

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pokeman 14 points ago +14 / -0

I swam in highschool and college. Don’t really keep in touch with my old teammates anymore but one of the girls I swam with was congratulating this guy. True clown world we live in.

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LowKeyPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

The first woman to run the Boston marathon was physically attacked during the race by the race director and her boyfriend came to her defense. Iconic photos. Women put up with a lot of shit to be able to do sports and now this slap in the face...why can't trans people fight for their place in sport (open division) rather than stand on the shoulders of those who came before them....drowning them in the process.

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BarneyFranksNipples 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d imagine that former teammate never broke any records and doesn’t compete anymore, so she gets all the dopamine hits of virtue signaling with nothing to lose.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nice adams apple

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jubyeonin 11 points ago +11 / -0

38 seconds. It was a slaughter. Imagine watching your dreams slip away as a dude glides like a torpedo in the water.

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Pissed_American 3 points ago +4 / -1

Should have dreamed about having a family and being a mother. Fuck athletes. No one wants to celebrate their mediocrity anymore.

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KaliyugaNavigator 8 points ago +9 / -1

If you're sick in the head and want to live life as a "woman" I'm not going to stop you. But he's a real piece of shit for doing this.

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King5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's shameful when he's stealing victories. Females should just quit when they see a trans in the competition. A trans faggot winning is just 100% wrong.....btw does this faggot use the female change-rooms?

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RachetQueen2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if he will have a change of heart after his swimming career ends...

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KnottyJane 8 points ago +8 / -0

How many of these “women” go back to being a man once they’re no longer competing?

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Pissed_American 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably brags about all the pussy he's slayed

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was doubting this dude was taking ‘mones and getting surgery. He just grew out his hair and puts on womens clothes.

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CorradoSoprano 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dude should be playing linebacker

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Ryan_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right? Here I am with the build of a walking Stephen Hawking, and this dude is taking estrogen.

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is he though? Does he have to prove it with blood tests?

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MustafaJones 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like the patriarchy wins again! By 38 seconds!

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PepeAmericusMaximus 7 points ago +7 / -0

How ridiculous is it that there are actually people that support this behavior? They should be in the room next to this mentally ill person at the hospital.

The soyience clearly shows this is a male, what happened to the believe the soyience narrative?

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TheImpossible1 3 points ago +3 / -0

How ridiculous is it that men who are the target of the dehumanising propaganda pushed by female athletes want to defend their oppressors?

In a world where all women's sports are full of men in drag, we wouldn't have people like Rapinoe.

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Pissed_American 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sane societies don't encourage women to play sports.

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TURNITBACKONTHEM2 2 points ago +2 / -0

My hope is that this leads to the scrapping of a women's league in favor of a coed league. Then this guy will go back to placing 20th

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s not crazy, he’s just willing to have absolutely no integrity. It was bound to happen. Most people are inherently moderately decent. Few sink to this level of shamelessness, but obviously this was going to happen and it’s going to happen much more now that this asshole is showing them how.

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Ex-libtard 7 points ago +10 / -3

All the best women are dudes.

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Heavens2MAGAtroid 7 points ago +7 / -0

We make the best female swimmers and female jeopardy contestents don't we guys?

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PartandParcel 7 points ago +7 / -0

Geeze, even big Mike would be jealous of that shoulder span.

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no_gal_friend 5 points ago +5 / -0

But not on the penis size..

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wonderfreeheromale 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unpopular opinion: women don't need to participate in competitive sports

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cuntard 3 points ago +3 / -0

women *can’t compete in competitive sports. that’s why they made rules that allow them to play against each other

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

But imagine how much slower she would be if she wasn’t vaccinated!

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WeaponEx 5 points ago +6 / -1

Well apparently the dude is a senior so this actually started before Sleepy joe took over. Not like any POTUS has any control over this shit anyway.

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Kyro5411 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, he was on the men's team for the first 3 years.

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Pissed_American 0 points ago +1 / -1

You're right. This shit was all totally acceptable in trumps America as well. Man has the Overton window moved.

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that_guy_pming_tits 5 points ago +5 / -0

That looks like a man to me.

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BunnyPicnic 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's the broadest shouldered broad I've ever seen.

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StraightWhiteCisMale 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would really like to hear what the reactions were from the leftist parents of the girls he beat.

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Hangemh1gh 4 points ago +4 / -0

The NCAA changed the rules yesterday about this crap. Here's a little more information.

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/ncaa-changes-transgender-athlete-policy/

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LowKeyPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

So they took responsibility away from themselves and put it on each sport's governing bodies. Cowards.

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NaggerPlease 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did it have the cock and balls cut off?

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Tcrussell [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh course not. He's a friggin loser fraud

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I doubt he’s even taking ‘mones.

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Airvh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Something is wrong with him. He must not work out at the gym, Zero traps showing and normally those are used quite a bit swimming.

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FreedomFromGovt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd say quite a few things are wrong with him. Scrawny traps are probably the least of them, sadly. The only consolation of this whole shitshow is that if he's doing it to troll the trannie movement, he might actually be 'The One' who finally breaks the spell.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

He takes estrogen.

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some people are just built like that. Former lightweight UFC champ Anthony Pettis has like no visible traps at all, but he was great, very strong dude.

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wethepepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty sure that’s just a mediocre male swimmer competing against females

Congratulations feminist female competitors, the future is female!

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BoughtByBloomberg2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her? Lady Penis?

You on crack pede? These words make no sense.

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rubberkidney 4 points ago +5 / -1

HAHAAHAHAAH

i will never stop being entertained by this. you get what you pay for you dumb bitches.

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Pissed_American 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't wait till one gets mad and fights another female and watch them still act like it's a female

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yodayoda 4 points ago +4 / -0

"RIP female athletes of the world." Oh yeah? I say who cares about female athletes of the world.

Pussy-whipped white knights forever rushing to the defense of women are one of our worst enemies. Feminist women created this. White knight pussies allowed them to create it, along with every other abomination they created.

I say to the extent that they care, let women reap the consequences of their actions.

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mateus 4 points ago +4 / -0

OMG Absolutely disgusting--🙄 and why you suddenly never see the starting lineup before they dive in.

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HerbertBailBondsh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump made fun of this mentally ill shemale..

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

In this case he’s not mentally ill. Unless a complete lack of shame is a mental illness.

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coffee_grdr 4 points ago +5 / -1

if women aren't going to stand up and protest, neither am i!

women had no problem taking away from men in the name of "equality", so let the trannys take away from them now!

if they can't stand up against trannys what makes anyone believe their argument that they would make better leaders than men!

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TheImpossible1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based.

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ThirteenPercenter 4 points ago +4 / -0

China and Soros have run an incredible ground game so far. We can’t let them win.

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Kyle-Them-All 3 points ago +3 / -0

female sports are fucking boring and many of these athletes are terrible human beings. send the garbage to China.

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brutustyberius 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s not a woman…that’s a broad.

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Nightbringer33 1 point ago +1 / -0

Underrated comment!

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

HA

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gloriouschairmanpao 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at those flubber arms. Guess he got tired of getting smoked by seventh grade boys in the lap pool

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was competitive against men, just not dominant. He’s so dominant competing against women he can toy around with the margin by which he wins easily.

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peltast 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thought it was a story about Big Mike.

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680-EVIL 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't feel sorry for the female athletes. If they don't up for themselves, they will simply vanish. Just because they are too afraid to speak the truth. This is Darwinism in action.

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are swimmers on his team blowing the whistle on him. Problem is Penn will boot them off the team and they’ll lose their scholarships if they come forward, so that’s why it’s happening “anonymously”. It’s disgusting. The whole team should do it as one.

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Wrexxis780 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those aren’t women shoulders

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Tcrussell [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Almost all the parts aren't lady parts.

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KillAllPedophiles 3 points ago +3 / -0

38 seconds? DAMN!!!! They should let him wear flippers for the next women’s swim meet, then he can really embarrass the competition. 🤡🌎

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TheImpossible1 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should give them a 20 second headstart.

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

No they should give them a 38 second head start, obviously.

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-jjjjjjjjjj- 3 points ago +3 / -0

No sympathy. There is no more liberal demographic than college women. They want to vote left than fuck you when your athletic career is ended by a dude who wouldn’t even make the JV mens team. Elections have consequences even for those that “win.”

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reagan2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was certain that the picture is photoshopped to make his shoulders look wider, but I did a search for the original picture and his shoulders are that wide.

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Xanisor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, he is a man.

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reagan2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's a delusional man, but still a man.

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not at all delusional, just morally bankrupt

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BackTheBoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Without his penis*

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TheTerroracist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still not half the man that Michelle Obama is.