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chicagoindustrial 63 points ago +63 / -0

Maybe what they really fear is working for a living.

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MohaveSkipper 21 points ago +21 / -0

DING DING DING!

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independentbystander 10 points ago +10 / -0

Learn To Code!!!

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EatMyBallsAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or being sent on a space X rocket 🚀 directly into the sun

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Jaybone86 47 points ago +47 / -0

They can fucking quit.

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bangbus 23 points ago +23 / -0

If I took control of the twitter my first act would be to move the HQ out of San Francisco and fire any employee who refused to move. Then, I’d have a town hall meeting and let them reeeeeee at me and then I’d fire all the reeeeee morons. Then, I’d put out a memo saying “hi, welcome to reality, fuck your feelings with 80 grit sandpaper.”

You seriously can’t run a business in SF because you get sued every time you fire someone. It’s insanity.

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zooty 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'd move the HQ out of San Francisco and just tell everyone I moved their desk to the basement.

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IHaveEvidence 15 points ago +15 / -0

Then I would give them directions to the basement Then flood the basement with San Fransewage

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nopinkofuckheads 13 points ago +13 / -0

You were fired 6 months ago, there was a payroll glitch, we’ve corrected it.

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Quentin_X_Zanzibar 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m gonna burn the building down.

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COLDWARPATRIOT55 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please come to Tennessee and burn down the Facebook “data” center in Tennessee.

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bangbus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like it.

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SilverStarv5 5 points ago +5 / -0

hi, welcome to reality, fuck your feelings with 80 grit sandpaper.”

I like that, especially since I’m using 80 grit tonight to get a pick up ready for repainting.

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nakedjay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe they can learn a new skill, like farming or working in a coal mine.

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Comanche_Moon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no! Clear out the safe spaces and pass out the sidewalk chalk.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 30 points ago +31 / -1

I hope they all suckstart a shotgun and the borderhopper that cleans up the mess becomes so sick of this country that he goes back on his own.

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TheDonWon 5 points ago +5 / -0

kek

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throwawayicanremembe 4 points ago +4 / -0

He should buy S.A. and clean up that mess next.

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Mangomangomango89 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think illegals would do a SUBSTANTIALLY better job then these freaks

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Legionnaire0311 4 points ago +4 / -0

This.

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Data 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the ideal outcome.

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GoGoGadgetGringo 26 points ago +26 / -0

Imagine being in a mental health crisis over some words on a screen that you don't agree with.

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Bob_Wahr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny they are only starting to be concerned about their mental health just now

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HiImDuganz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cause chopping their dangly bits is totes normal

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williammcfadden 21 points ago +21 / -0

They really fear getting accurate and true "Retweets" and "Likes" numbers.

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Data 9 points ago +9 / -0

They fear losing absolute control of "trending".

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SpicyAmerican 7 points ago +7 / -0

This!!!

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chesterfields 15 points ago +15 / -0

People are so fragile and celebrate being so.

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mass munchausen syndrome.

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Gotted 11 points ago +11 / -0

🧂 Reeeeeeeeee! "Let it flow" 🧂

🤣😂 A salty moment in time!

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SteelDriver 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fuck their mental health. They didn't give a shit about the mental health of all the people put out of work or school for their scientifically unsupported policies with regards to the coronavirus.

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ravioli_king 9 points ago +9 / -0

Really? idk why that would be their biggest fear. Elon firing them all or the company going under should be their biggest fear.

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Rubberbunnies 9 points ago +9 / -0

How you feel is your responsibility. Everyone else should not have to be banned or walk on egg shells to make you feel safe.

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NotoriousCIC 9 points ago +9 / -0

Imagine being such a pussy that your biggest fear is a person being able to share a thought.

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Stanwyk74 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump is probably single handedly responsible for Twitter getting so big in the first place.

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SaltyAv8er 8 points ago +8 / -0

They're all on work visas anyways. That's why they don't care about American values, they're not American

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

What'll happen to the pedo looking Indian head of Twitter now?

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wonderfreeheromale 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think we are all done with weak people blaming us for their mental health

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oldftg 7 points ago +7 / -0

Too many were unable to see through the mental abuse and now the results are becoming apparent.

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ubermk3 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine the sheer amount of panic attacks taking place. I get turned on just thinking about it.

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SpicyAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

They finally care about their mental health? Lol

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308win 6 points ago +6 / -0

Free speech Trumps mental health.

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bangbus 2 points ago +2 / -0

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NINE TRANSGENDER WOMEN ON THE TWITTER WHO ARE CALLED GROOMERS? THEIR MENTAL HEALTH IS IMPORTANT!!!!!

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TrumpAndGodWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's ok Elon is just fortifying the election twitter.

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Midgeba 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck 'em right in their pronouns!

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JohnVoight 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mentally ill people are done with free speech. Yet, we continue to cater to them.

That’s why I say accelerate.

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck 'em.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

If these delicate souls are so fearful of contracting PTSD from people with differing opinions, I have a site where they can seethe and cry in peace: about:blank

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PhantomShield72 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking glorious

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Stanwyk74 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quit them

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Olgreybush 2 points ago +2 / -0

lets hope they all self delete

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Alloutwar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Musk - who for once I am proud to say is my compatriot - should purge Twitter.As Trump should have purged the US gubment.No prisoners.Look at Vindman and that Welsh woman.The fuckery they were able to enact.

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HiImDuganz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guarantee they are all logged and will be reviewed. Any tech company that hosts internal chats is ALWAYS watching.

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your_huckle_berry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those retards are all compromised. Their minds have been fucked by the globalists. Casualty of this information warfare.

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brotatofarmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

If lefty suicides dramatically spiked, well... It wouldn't be so bad.

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MAGAMD 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope Twitter fact checks this tweet.

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SaltyAv8er 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're all on work visas anyways. That's why they don't care about American values, they're not American!

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brundlefly777 2 points ago +2 / -0

It looks like it won't be "global warming," a "pandemic," or even "racism" that will carry us off into the night. It will most undoubtedly be unfettered mental illness. Well, bring it the fuck on, then. I'm expecting a mass casualty event like the end of Mars Attacks!

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yg99 2 points ago +2 / -0

i wish them all the worst

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Redpill-notCommieRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lot of mentally unstable people that need fired

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krepoisbest 1 point ago +1 / -0

best would be to unban him but he still doesnt use it

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RizzlieDoodad 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can get off Twitter then

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Ullyr_Atreides 1 point ago +1 / -0

This day has repaired the stains on my soul

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reprisal from past leftist hate:

I hope they fail. -- RushLimbaugh (sic)

Their "mental health" is as their "moral superiority": The Emperor has no clothes. ION: postmodernism is stupid - the left, for instance. Can't make this stuff up...

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TheScream 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm enjoying this so much.

schadenfreude

shäd′n-froi″də

noun

Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

Malicious enjoyment derived from observing someone else's misfortune.

delight in another person's misfortune

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ughicanteven 2 points ago +2 / -0

trump says he's staying on truth social but no one he resits some spicy shitposting. We all know it's gonna happen and it's gonna be sooooo awesome

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm very curious to know if God experiences Shadenfreude through his own actions or only vicariously through us..

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XxChevyHDxX 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can always do the enron im sure theirs plenty of windows to jump out of

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KeepTehMemesCooming 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're concerned about their mental health as well! And how to exploit it. KEK

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COLDWARPATRIOT55 1 point ago +1 / -0

The mentally I’ll should not be allowed to tweet.

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ALtHoneyBadger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not enough hormone blockers and antipsychotic meds in the world to fix them tonight, KEK!

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OwlHoller 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then they can go find a thick belt and the nearest closet if their life is that bad.

Fuck all of them. I’m feeling a white pill today and am ready to help blast the truth back to the regular people who weren’t allowed to ever see it, but feel like they’ve been hosed the last 18 months.

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Faktchecker69 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fingers crossed they start killing themselves.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

"They're concerned about their mental health."

Too little too late.

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SaltyAv8er 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're all on work visas anyways. That's why they don't care about American values, they're not American!

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know a lot of us (myself included) don't want President Trump back on Twitter, because he's better off staying on Truth Social, but seeing as libtards will cry tons of salt if he comes back, then I'm going to start saying GET THE MAN BACK ORANGE to Twitter