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"You Will Always Be My Captain" (media.patriots.win)      YES            
posted ago by AmericanJawa ago by AmericanJawa +1604 / -2
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Trump2024 45 points ago +47 / -2

Elon IS adorbs!

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EvJohn 30 points ago +30 / -0

If anyone but Shatner used that word, it would be apocalypse-level cringe.

But just perfect in this case!

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ShyRipley 23 points ago +24 / -1

That's because Shatner is adorbs :)

I love how he is such an icon but retains an actual sense of humor and does not seem to take himself too seriously.

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entwickelnden 11 points ago +11 / -0

no kidding. at this point i really dont know if he is truly narcissistic or if just plays one on tv/twitter.

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EvJohn 9 points ago +9 / -0

If he is really narcissistic - and he may be - it seems such a benign narcissism.

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Raymann 3 points ago +3 / -0

Denny Crane

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belil569 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is an Obama supporter

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trump4045 0 points ago +2 / -2

Gay

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PMSocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Set a course mr. Never will be a captain casey dick wanker

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AbsurdOpinion 38 points ago +38 / -0

George Takei is probably having convulsions about now - literally shaking.

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ProudKoreanAmerican 19 points ago +19 / -0

From HIV

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AmericaFloats 9 points ago +9 / -0

nah it's full blown at this point.

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CrackerJack2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sulu's got to be immediately taken by armed guard down to sick bay before he drives the ship into a black hole.

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Neonentity 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, George, you still can’t suck Shatner’s cock.

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thelastlast 29 points ago +29 / -0

Picard mogs Kirk. too bad Picard's legacy is being diminished and destroyed.

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AbsurdOpinion 28 points ago +28 / -0

Self inflicted wound. Patrick Stewart is a basket case.

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thelastlast 13 points ago +13 / -0

truth.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 14 points ago +14 / -0

The Sisko doesn’t get assimilated though.

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thelastlast 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sisko was the man as well. love me some ds9. the things I wanted to do to Kira...

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flopperdog 7 points ago +7 / -0

"In the Pale Moonlight" is the best Star Trek episode

(And Sisko is Based AF)

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VarusSPQR 6 points ago +6 / -0

They are making him a faggot in the next series.

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thelastlast 3 points ago +4 / -1

i cant tell if you are joking.

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VarusSPQR 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m not.

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AmericaFloats 0 points ago +2 / -2

(always was.)

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ChuckedBeef 5 points ago +5 / -0

Picard sucks.

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DonttrustChina 15 points ago +15 / -0

Picard's a great Captain, though Kirk's the OG. Many Picard speeches are actually perfect rebuttals to woke bullshit, because they're timeless wisdom. "with the first link the chain is forged", "there are four lights", etc.

What they're doing now is what they always do: desecrate our heroes and our stories on purpose to demoralize us. Don't let them win. Remember Picard, the real Picard, as he was.

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thelastlast 11 points ago +11 / -0

well he kinda does now. but before he was tits.

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SordidPontification 9 points ago +9 / -0

He was tits before he went woke, and we know that everything woke turns to shit.

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TheTPL 3 points ago +3 / -0

He couldn't be assimilated, dude needs to smash the woke.

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Husky 10 points ago +10 / -0

PICARD was awesome, Patrick Stewart sucks.

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SharterInChief 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is the correct answer.

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TheTPL 3 points ago +3 / -0

I grew up on Next Generation, but I also enjoy the original version's movies immensely.

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DicerningSword 11 points ago +11 / -0

Will Shatner Revisit his Beatnik shtick ala the old Priceline ads? That would be worth the price of admission...

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SkyKasai 10 points ago +10 / -0

The world is about to get amazing again!

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Lord_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

We'll see. Twitter is still banning based pedes.

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Bandhandshakevet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Picard turns out to be a cuck. That new show is unwatchable, fuck these faggots.

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Husky 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck anything new, the original character was great.

They're intentionally destroying everything pop culture that men looked up to, the CHARACTER of Picard was the personification of good character.

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NoCoupForYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Intentionally destroying it, absolutely.

Even the remake of Walker, Texas Ranger apparently was "Schooled" by his sidekick woman.

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Bandhandshakevet 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree. But hes actually managed to ruin that at this point. Thats how bad it is.

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Scalp_Hunter 7 points ago +7 / -0

I remember seeing Rush on his show talking politics. Captain Kirk disagreed with some of, maybe, most of what El Rushbo said, but he was respectful and listened.

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NoCoupForYou 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you see Schatner go after the SJW bullies who were trying to get him to condemn something? I forget what, some woke cancellation campaign, but he basically told them he wouldn't be intimidated.

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EvJohn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Denny Crane!!

(Mad Cow...probably)

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

He doesn't get enough notice for the Denny Crane character. That was one of the most entertaining people ever on television.

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TearofLys 6 points ago +6 / -0

Both of those guys are so fucking cool.

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B_Sack 4 points ago +5 / -1

Right? Love Shatner more and more. Was the best part of Boston Legal too.

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AmericanJawa [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Neonentity 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe Elon will give him a ride on a real spacecraft.

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does flattery work on this guy? 🤔

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Earlie 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAH!

Gah-HEYYYYYY

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RawDeal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Samesies.

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AmericanJawa [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

...

What?

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gtwhizz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Captain Kirks' tweets should be known at Shats

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IamBACK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those Jews, always an ulterior motive. LOL

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belil569 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shatner can choke on a dick. Dude is a huge prick when he isn't infront of a paying group.

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AngelTrumpet -1 points ago +1 / -2

Kirk is a piece of Crap, but stated the truth that he is shilling for a job... Star Trek was supposed to be an Ensemble cast show, and he was so Jealous of Spock that he didn't go to his funeral.

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Fidget 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe Spock was a commie bitch IRL?

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AngelTrumpet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe, but Shatner has always been a prima donna, and a bit gay. Murdered a wife as well.

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Fidget 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kirk was bff with Limbaugh. Member how Trump likes getting pissed on and RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA!