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LadyOfLorien 48 points ago +48 / -0

I'm sure society will utterly collapse without Starbucks and HR meetings.

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Clandestiny 13 points ago +15 / -2

KEK!

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Dialectic 4 points ago +6 / -2

Agh the HR meetings!! burning Elmo.gif

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1823 5 points ago +5 / -0

As hard as it is being away from home truck driving has it’s advantageous, no meetings, no people to “team” with, my coworker always agrees with me and loves dog food.

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget Etsy and essential oils.

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JoePlumber 29 points ago +29 / -0

what these idiots dont realize is that there are millions of women who do not support abortion "rights". they would still go to work.

BTW if you dont show up for two weeks I'm firing you.

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SpellingContable 6 points ago +6 / -0

But Joe, youll lose 50% of the shit diggers with muh equality and all

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PromiseImNotASpook 3 points ago +3 / -0

They also make it sound like its only white people. There are large amounts of black and hispanic pops that are very much against abortion. Hell, I know some pretty big leftists that are still against abortions because they are Catholic.

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JoePlumber 4 points ago +4 / -0

yep. the left loves to pretend that all women love abortion and they also pretend all minorities support them. neither are even close to true.

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BannedAccount 18 points ago +18 / -0

The jobs that keep the economy moving are primarily occupied by men for example my wife is an engineer she works at a place with literally 2 other women and the company has 101 employees

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empiretc 7 points ago +7 / -0

yeah-- offices with no women just work better. things get done, and there are no emotional crisis distractions- or having to compensate for "time of the month" issues.

all the offices we deal with only have 1-2 women. the secretary and the bookkeeper.

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1823 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well there is always the gay guy who’s job is to act gay and not get much done, but I get your point.

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Clandestiny 16 points ago +18 / -2

Man, 2 weeks without an HR department? What ever will we do?

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MastaJoda 6 points ago +6 / -0

Completely unabated production.

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DaninElkhart 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we have four weeks? Please?

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Keiichi81 3 points ago +3 / -0

If COVID taught us anything, it's that "two weeks" is an indeterminate and potentially unlimited amount of time.

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Lefthandedmorty13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine how tragic it will be when we lose our directors of diversity and inclusion.

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1823 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember diversity is our strength

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harassment Day

https://youtu.be/DA0bNNF6jrU

Sorry for youtube

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ColtPythonAnaconda 8 points ago +8 / -0

Only people in my career who have ever lied about me or tried to get me fired were women and they only did it for sport.

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EvilGuy 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have never worked at a company where the women were the ones doing the heavy lifting on anything.

I imagine everyone would have a nice two week break from the women and then start wondering why they even need them or pay them.

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Idk about the better sammiches part. Women are so useless these days when it comes to cooking. Most are barely able to avoid burning a frozen pizza.

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liveinliberty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll settle for microwaved tendies.

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P3POd 5 points ago +5 / -0

I guess I’ll have to get my own coffee then?

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1823 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black, no sugar like God intended

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Ex-libtard 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol finally we can start getting shit done

abortion. prohibition. gender.

women have been an embarrassingly bad voting bloc

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Farqquard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good, we can fire all the lefty counts for no show. No downside.

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ErosLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

Women should just stop going to work period. Watch how fast men's wages go up and the single income household becomes possible again without major sacrifices to quality of life.

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Don-O-Mite 3 points ago +3 / -0

by my reckoning, I'd have about 2/3 less meetings almost no stupid touchy Feely emails from Corporate Communications dept and otherwise not really notice any difference. the women that do work hard and contribute go on vacation so two weeks would be just like they were off having a holiday and the teams would pick up the slack

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RichardCranium 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quite the opposite all we would find out is how useless a bunch of paper pushing cubicle dwellers are

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Ellessargolden 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL. Literally nothing would change if women were out of the workforce entirely...wait! I take that back! Men would fill the void, women would marry and have kids more, illegal immigration would grind to a halt and our nation would get fixed....imagine that!

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Pappy_Gunn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please have all the fucken HR Karens stay home for 2 weeks. Maybe clean their appartments of all the wine boxes.

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ifightcats 3 points ago +3 / -0

They would just complain on week 3 about the pay gap.

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AmericanScholar373 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. Delusional cunt.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

But who's gonna sit on their ass and play with their phone all day? How will we fill that void??

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penguinjay1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

that would be pretty sweet, there would have to be some sort of GREAT CORRECTION.

But she just said 2 weeks, she isn't in this foreal at all. I'd love to see that, see what my value is worth. See a cultural change in general.

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Lol_Garrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, my industry would be fine.

"Lumber Supply and Construction"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Marble68 2 points ago +2 / -0

muh income disparity.

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NADSAQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember back in 2017 or whenever when they had “Day Without Women” or whatever. I forgot I left my car in two hour parking for eight hours, and didn’t get a ticket.

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

See how bad it was? No wahmyn to uphold the law and provide the city with revenue!

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PatrickHangry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I think we'll survive.

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BrownRugs 2 points ago +2 / -0

you bigots can’t expect my female store manager to just sit around at home 😭😭 she deserves to sit around at work 👹

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the_sky_is_falling 2 points ago +2 / -0

How would the economy crumble?

Are women the majority in the trades?

Are women the majority in dealing with taking out the garbage?

Are women the majority at power stations?

Are women the majority of truckers? Drivers? Pilots? Sea Captains and those who work on cargo ships?

Are women the majority of those who operate local groceries and dairies?

The economy relies on the movement of goods - and everyone of those are majority men.

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COLDWARPATRIOT55 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can’t make a sammich?

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snoopy3210 2 points ago +2 / -0

They will close the cafeterias, not good. 😁

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1823 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well the house does need a good cleaning now that she mentions it.

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Rerecursive 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think this would work out for the ladies

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conservativeyuppie 2 points ago +3 / -1

Don't trust a leftist woman to cook for you, she'll probably use her vaginal yeast and season with menstrual blood.

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Nunya__Biznus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I sure hope they go for this.

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Magastreammedia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh no, what would we do without our HR departments...

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Judiwont 1 point ago +1 / -0

sammiches?? Try empty bottles of wine laying about.

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Illah88zillah 1 point ago +1 / -0

I decided to stop working when I wanted to start my family. I stayed at home, cooked, cleaned, and Homeschooled. BEST LIFE EVER. Women need to support their families again!!

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife did that. Quit her shitty job and raised our kids. She worked the weekends when I was off. Got a job back after the kids were older. Kids knew their alphabet before kindergarden. Got to go to the park, the zoo, etc. Daycare is just having your kids raised by strangers. We made a few sacrifices, but it was worth it.

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citydwellertrumpfan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine if everyone didn't show up to work.. and simply decided we don't need this corrupt hierarchical system anymore.

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Censorddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

We don't need women in the workplace 🤷‍♂️

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YT45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Men will pick up the overtime (voluntary or otherwise) in all essential areas, as will women who aren’t soulless infant-murdering hivemind sluts. As usual.

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libman 1 point ago +1 / -0

If all women quit working, the national GDP would double. 🤑

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JoeBidensDementia1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn. Customer service and Applebees is gonna suck.

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BigIgloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make it two decades please

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farquhar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better be careful with that kind of talk. We may also learn that it ISN'T that big of a change and then what would you do?

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npc_NULL 1 point ago +1 / -0

it would cut down on all the phony harassment lawsuits

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MasterChef 0 points ago +1 / -1

Do it

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Dialectic -1 points ago +1 / -2

She really thinks this too lmfao