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I Don't Know Why, He Just Snapped (media.patriots.win)  DON'T TREAD ON ME              
posted ago by BowelSharpton ago by BowelSharpton +3124 / -1
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perma-maga 160 points ago +160 / -0

pronouns are their weapon

don't let them weaponize lanuage

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SenorTrumper 77 points ago +78 / -1

nor language!

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perma-maga 33 points ago +34 / -1

yeah yeah

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BoatingAccident 34 points ago +37 / -3

I respect people who don’t correct spelling mistakes after they’ve been pointed out.

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Sigma 13 points ago +13 / -0

Idk, those ppl are pretty sus

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Coprolite 11 points ago +12 / -1

Are you a collage professor?

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CrustySockpuppet 8 points ago +8 / -0

Collagen profesor

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okboomer59 2 points ago +2 / -0

I make collages, does that count?

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Coprolite 2 points ago +2 / -0

In my book it dose.

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detransthrowaway 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amogus

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covok48 2 points ago +3 / -1

It adds to the thread.

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ParticleCannon 21 points ago +21 / -0

Common sense pronoun control

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WhatevaIDoWhatIWant 11 points ago +11 / -0

What if we just meme it to death? Since pronouns to them are just made up, can we get away with Large/Cack or Troomp/Woon? If they fire you, that's lawsuit worthy right?

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LostFuckingPassword 18 points ago +18 / -0

My pronouns are Ultra/Maga

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Guruchild 13 points ago +13 / -0

I knew a manager at an old work place who had to deal with this shit. He simply stopped using pronouns and instead used only people’s names. It infuriated the feministards but they couldn’t do anything about it. These fucking people want to control thought and they’re too stupid to see when they try to legislate bullshit into law it will just be used against them.

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LoriLightfoot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Good for him. I work at a large corporation, and, although there is way too much woke BS, it’s not as bad as what some people describe at their companies…

I judge everyone at my work who adds their “pronouns” to their email signature. (For us, it’s not mandated but “encouraged” to “normalize” it…. F that BS.) Some lady I had to email recently even had vaccinated and masked in her email signature underneath her pronouns. 🤮

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Guruchild 14 points ago +14 / -0

It’s the new face tattoo. You can tell someone is a fucking moron from a distance before you ever hear them speak.

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LoriLightfoot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha! Totally agree.

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Guruchild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then they speak and drop even farther.

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yeldarb1983 5 points ago +5 / -0

I prefer any combination of Apache/Chinook/Huey, personally. 😁

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Hades440 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's what they want. If you treat it as a joke, you stop pushing back against it. They don't actually care about these people's feelings so whether you take it seriously or not is irrelevant, they just want more common sense and reason to erode away.

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reagan2024 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes, because if you control a person's language, you can control their ideas.

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King5150 4 points ago +4 / -0

which is why I say to them, No. Pronouns are unworkable made up titles which i refuse to partake in. I defy anyone in a room of freaks to keep track of their pronoun insanity....it is unworkable and in their mind it gives them the right to brow beat you because you did them wrong. When you just say to them i'm not playing your stupid, nonsensical and imaginary childish games then You become the Alpha.

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Daddy_Knew_Best 7 points ago +7 / -0

this^^ stop playing their stupid games. i was buying a trinket from some vendor a few weeks back and the lady mentioned how interesting a gay parade was that she went to. i looked her in the eye and said 'that's crazy- i don't talk about crazy stuff'. it took her a minute to process what i said, then she shut right up. this stuff is nonsense and it's dead to me.

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krzyzowiec 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love the bluntness.

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okboomer59 2 points ago +2 / -0

“The purpose of Newspeak was not only to provide a medium of expression for the world-view and mental habits proper to the devotees of Ingsoc, but to make all other modes of thought impossible.”

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keepamericagreat102 8 points ago +8 / -0

they call me Master. thats my pronoun…

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Defender110 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol, when I was a kid, we'd get birthday party invitations from our friends, addressed to Master James Pede, etc. My neighbor had a lawn jockey in front of his house, too.

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easyonthefiber 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mister vs Master. Once you become of age, you’re a Mister. Presuming, of course, you are a male, not a woman wishing she was.

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AlohaSnackbar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I'd always get a kick out of formal invites as a kid too. Of course, mine never came with my first name, just the last.

  • Johannes Bater
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WhoMeTwo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Went to school with a dude whos last name was Beatty (pronounce Batey). One day he was mouthing off in class and we all were gonna get punished, so I said, "Shut yer piehole Master Beatty!" (G-pa was a Marine, hence 'piehole')....

He was MAD.

I didn't even realize what I had said at the time, cause I was a kid, and my Grandparents always addressed us kids as Master, Miss etc....

Looking back, I came close to death that day... good times. (~_^)

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InsideMan 76 points ago +76 / -0

That's also the face of HR discussing just about anything.

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MythArcana 41 points ago +41 / -0

You can't reason with lesbian hamplanets.

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BoatingAccident 15 points ago +15 / -0

Do you work here? It’s like you can see down the hall.

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MythArcana 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hahaha! Either that or every HR department in the country is exactly the same. Place your bets!

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covok48 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m stealing that term.

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Meme_Too 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think that's supposed to represent the face of any beleaguered employee forced to listen to woke crap.

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InsideMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Depending how you respond to HR's questions, they can very quickly look like that too.

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Meme_Too 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yikes.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need a union

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AlphaOverBetaReturns 63 points ago +63 / -0

I am in a world of shit

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Wolf_22 22 points ago +22 / -0

If it's any consolation, so are the rest of us.

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Hilldog 11 points ago +11 / -0

WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT

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FormerGraveheart 4 points ago +4 / -0

That might be lowest quality video I've ever seen.

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yeldarb1983 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think youtube might still have some lower quality stuff from the old days floating around, though you'd have to hunt for it, lmao.

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Hilldog 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love demolition man

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a hard movie to dislike, lol.

The fact that the hero is neither authoritarian nor anarchist, but rides the middle like a bronco doesn't hurt...

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okboomer59 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aristotle has entered the chat

Anarchy means whatever happens happens

Warlordism may not be unavoidable

There’s a first time for everything

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yeldarb1983 2 points ago +2 / -0

perhaps.

my point is John Spartan is a moderate, rather than an extreme of one kind or another, in spite of his seemingly extreme style...

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okboomer59 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hence the Golden Mean

Props for the bronco

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm glad that I'm retired because I refuse to abide this communist crap. My wife still works and she has to go through this ridiculous "training".

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AlphaOverBetaReturns 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm close. The current market conditions might slow me down for a couple years but I'm leaving megacorp employment ASAFP. I will probably do something as a side gig to stay busy afterwards, but it'll be on my terms. Corporate America is insane.

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NoCoupForYou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks to the Millies, who unlike the promises of the GOPe not to worry about their radical professors as they will soon pay taxes, got super radicalized by their professors.

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-c-i-a- 44 points ago +45 / -1

Um, yeah. So I see you're only listing the bare minimum amount of your preferred pronouns.

You want to do more than the bare minimum don't you? Look at Gregstina. Xi has fourteen preferred pronouns! That's two more than yesterday!

Gregstina really demonstrates the kind of go-get-xer spirit we're looking for here at FlimFlam Cola. Be like Gregstina!

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BoatingAccident 15 points ago +15 / -0

Gregstina always rocks the most woke flair. Everyone should pay attention they might learn something

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shaven_llama 11 points ago +11 / -0

You have no idea how much I want to respond to the next HR lady / recruiter who specifies her pronouns when introducing herself with some version of:

"Thank you so much for clearing that up. To be honest, I would have guessed you were a man just judging by your looks."

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justicein2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I won't remember that. I have adopted universal pronoun use!
Everyone is now properly addressed as 'hey you'.

Saves so much time!

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Aambrick 2 points ago +2 / -0

They will think you're trying to appropriate/steal(I am actually serious since this has happened to a friend of mine) Chinese names.

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SteveRogers42 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you, sir and/or madam — as the case may be.

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hzuiel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Love the office space reference. So far both work and college have allowed me to leave preferred pronouns blank. I figure one day thats gonna be a problem.

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ClaytonMagnet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tell them you find the idea deeply offensive that others cannot tell what sex your name is and what sex you are.

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yeldarb1983 4 points ago +4 / -0

have you tried "take/a/wild/guess"?

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Eric42 35 points ago +35 / -0

I no longer attend company meetings because of this exact BS.

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DiscoverAFire 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yeah. I abandoned ours years ago when TDS hit the corporate office and the meetings became political instead of focusing on the cool shit we made.

Now it's "why do we keep losing employees? We used their pronouns!" "Uh... did you pay them an industry standard wage?" "We used their pronouns!"

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mark2398 9 points ago +9 / -0

I worked for a large corporation for 19 years. I got about ten years in and I just started skipping meetings. I would just go to the bathroom before the meeting and then hang out for a few minutes and then skip back to my office and start reading or eating something. Anything but working. I think I made it about 8 years before they caught on that I was missing. Finally, got a new boss and he basically would come around and follow me to the meetings. I was a good worker, but I started working towards self employment and a year later I was free. Haven't looked back after 15 years.

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xanaxagoras 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's awesome man

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TrumpoWon2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as they were pointless meetings then right on. I've also seen the reverse, liberal neck beard obese faggots that would roam the building looking for meetings and just wander in. Literally only so they didn't have to do actual work and could say they were in meetings all day. Watched one of those faggots walk into a meeting with someone in his upper management chain and he got reamed. Was fired several months later.

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

I had one a long time ago that was mandatory and you had to sign out at the end.

Fortunately the most recent one was optional. I spent that time actually...working.

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TrumpoWon2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yah, fuck that bullshit. I would never attend. Fuck my 6 figure job, any company that fucked up can go fuck themselves and I'll tell them so and let them fire me if they want. I'll enjoy my 6 months of paid unemployment.

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TrannyClausSliceDice 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see what you’re saying but it’s not always so easy.

Especially if you have a wife. Children. Sole bread winner etc.

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okboomer59 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence:

-Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned.

-Two lost their sons in the Revolutionary Army, another had two sons captured. Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the Revolutionary War.

What kind of men were they?

-Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists

-Eleven were merchants, nine were farmers and large plantation owners; men of means, well educated.

-Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and trader, saw his ships swept from the seas by the British Navy. He sold his home and properties to pay his debts, and died in rags.

-Thomas McKeam was so hounded by the British that he was forced to move his family almost constantly. He served in the Congress without pay, and his family was kept in hiding. His possessions were taken from him, and poverty was his reward.

-Vandals or soldiers looted the properties of Dillery, Hall, Clymer, Walton, Gwinnett, Heyward, Ruttledge, and Middleton.

-At the battle of Yorktown, Thomas Nelson, Jr., noted that the British General Cornwallis had taken over the Nelson home for his headquarters. He quietly urged General George Washington to open fire. The home was destroyed, and Nelson died bankrupt.

-Francis Lewis had his home and properties destroyed. The enemy jailed his wife, and she died within a few months.

-John Hart was driven from his wife's bedside as she was dying. Their 13 children fled for their lives. His fields and his gristmill were laid to waste. For more than a year he lived in forests and caves, returning home to find his wife dead and his children vanished. A few weeks later he died from exhaustion and a broken heart. Norris and Livingston suffered similar fates.

https://www.davidstuff.com/opinion/founding.htm

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TrumpoWon2020 0 points ago +0 / -0

That's why you save up a big emergency fund so you have "fuck you" money. You should ALWAYS have an emergency fund. Just pad it a little extra. It's easy, everyone can do it.

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krzyzowiec 1 point ago +1 / -0

So true. There is always a way if we seek one.

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TrumpoWon2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lot of people here would benefit from reading reddit's personalfinance sub. Yeah, reddit sucks, but that sub doesn't allow politics and I've learned a lot from reading it daily for years now.

I have enough in my emergency fund for 8 months. With unemployment payments that goes up to well over a year. I frankly don't care if I tell an employer to go fuck themselves. I can have a new job within several months.

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VarusSPQR 24 points ago +24 / -0

I’m at that point

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Philhelm 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're born again hard!

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Alexius_von_Meinong 21 points ago +22 / -1

And then, for no reason at all...

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Legionnaire0311 15 points ago +15 / -0

Exactly. That pendulum is gonna swing hard.

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Philhelm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even I'm scared about what comes next. My children will probably hang me for voting for Trump since he used to be a Democrat.

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then your grandchildren will hang your children for not being alpha chad enough.

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TrannyClausSliceDice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it tho?

Bc I’m scared it wont.

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Endprism 20 points ago +21 / -1

I have been told by HR that I need to address my coworker by their preferred pronoun. I refuse to comply.

When I have to interact with this wierdo, I call the person by the name that is listed in the company directory, not the name they gave themselves at last nights magic the gathering game.

Your name is Mike, not princess elva of twinktown.

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outsideop 17 points ago +17 / -0

And we’d love for you to fill out the survey at the end of the class so we can have your feedback. It’s completely anonymous. All you have to do to complete the survey is scan this QR code and log in when prompted.

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Losif 14 points ago +14 / -0

Completely anonymous yet you need to "login" to do it, or they give you a unique link to your email.

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Nunya__Biznus 16 points ago +16 / -0

Man... maybe 25 years ago I was sitting in some EO presentation in the Army and one of my dudes stormed out.

Everyone thought of him as kind of dumb and unstable, so they snickered. I went out after him. When I asked him what was wrong, he said... quote...

"I'm sick and tired of all this egalitarian bullshit!"

Haha. Joke was on those that underestimated him!

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krzyzowiec 2 points ago +2 / -0

Smart man. He was ahead of his time. We will eventually get back to men being men and women being women.

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Bohemyth_2 15 points ago +15 / -0

thank you Zer may I have another!

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BowelSharpton [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAW!!!

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Norwayhastrolls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is zer of the penis variety?

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referencevariable 15 points ago +15 / -0

Somebody's gonna pop off. Surprised it hasn't happened yet tbh.

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BoatingAccident 9 points ago +9 / -0

That’s because good people just wanna be left the fuck alone

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EagleOverTriumph 14 points ago +14 / -0

Me when doing any diversity training. I hate corporate America, the adult kindergarten. Talk down to all of us and treat us like children. That and the stupid corporate family bullshit.

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xanaxagoras 9 points ago +9 / -0

My company at least gives us video "trainings" to do on our own time. I just point the laptop screen away from me and let the video play on mute. Every 20 minutes I check to see if it's time to take that sections quiz. Then I just answer the quiz as though I were a faggot retard commie and it let's me move onto the next section.

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covfefe_energy 0 points ago +1 / -1

Why the fuck are all of you acting like faggot retard commies during the surveys? Everytime we do this, it gives them legitimacy and authority.

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xanaxagoras 0 points ago +1 / -1

If I don't answer the questions I can't finish the training, and then I don't have a job. It's a good job. 🤷‍♂️

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WhatevaIDoWhatIWant 11 points ago +12 / -1

We shouldn't have to play this game at work. Sadly, you'll get fired if you don't for something so incredibly stupidly.

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Data 17 points ago +18 / -1

If you get fired for not attending one of their dumbass "diversity" presentations, it wasn't a company you wanted to work for in the first place.

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WhatevaIDoWhatIWant 15 points ago +16 / -1

In my industry, you would be lucky to find a company that isn't woke. Sure I could change industries, but I like what I do and worked hard to get here. It's unfortunately just the state of many tech jobs right now.

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LordS0rbital 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah i went to college for 4 years at 27yo. Network services Technology. The tech sector is a job for pissants with no life, has 100 bosses and can't please one of them. The phone doesn't stop ringing, the emails of bitching and complaining never stop. Oh and everytime I was on my way to fix a genuine problem where a router was genuinely down, I gotta stop and listen to 10 retards whine about why their special little app doesn't work. Fuck the tech sector, I got involved to get AWAY from whiney faggots and never ending bitching. ANYTHING in the tech sector is signing up to be a corporate abiding faggot. It literally takes NO LIFE to do those never ending jobs and for what? 60k a year? Suck my asshole. I'll work from home as my own boss, homeschooling my kids and answer to NO ONE.

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yeldarb1983 11 points ago +11 / -0

hey, while we're on the subject, could you help me reset my password on the company website?

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krzyzowiec 0 points ago +0 / -0

I’m going to school now for computer science. We need conservatives in tech so I’m ready to deal with whatever comes so that it’s not all lefties who are in control.

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LordS0rbital 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good luck kid, you're gonna need it.

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yeldarb1983 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dead serious, have you considered going into business for yourself? I imagine you could get enough of your colleagues(sp?) together to form a halfway decent firm that isn't woke and poach business from the wokeys...

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Data 0 points ago +3 / -3

Many, but not all. If you looked hard enough you would find one. You could be doing that now instead of just accepting your fate, head down, while the woke system has its way with you.

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JeremiahKassin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lack of courage is the most damnable problem in our society right now. If men would stand for truth, the empire of lies would shatter.

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covok48 2 points ago +3 / -1

This lazy post invalidates your previous good post.

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Data 1 point ago +3 / -2

Weird, I don't remember asking for your opinion.

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TrannyClausSliceDice 0 points ago +1 / -1

So just quit your job…don’t support your family, wife, children…mortgage, school tuition, car payment, utilities, food…insurance etc and just hope to maybe find a “non woke” company?

That’s pretty stupid.

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covfefe_energy 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know what's PRETTY STUPID?

Signing away you fate to those who want you and your offspring to DIE.

All because you're more concerned with "mah little private life".

Maybe General Washington should have held your attitude. I'm sure we would have been in a much better place....

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Data 0 points ago +1 / -1

Stupid is sacrificing your principles for a paycheck.

You're the reason these ideologies are taking over the workplace. As long as you can still put food on the table you're okay with it, right? Just go along to get along? Pathetic.

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TrannyClausSliceDice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, thankfully I don’t work for a woke conglomerate. I was just giving an example.

You clearly are single: no children. No wife. Nobody that YOU take care of.

I fear the day you by chance have a family and just randomly quit your job with no plan in place because your feefee’s got hurt bc of some dumb fucking liberal bullshit lol.

You’re a buffoon and absolutely pitiful.

Do better. Understood?

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IAbsolutelyDare 10 points ago +10 / -0

That kind of cope logic, carried out consistently, will lose you every good thing you have in the world.

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Data 3 points ago +3 / -0

Care to explain?

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IAbsolutelyDare 12 points ago +12 / -0

Meaning it was presumably a fine company when he took the job, then leftists captured the HR department and used it against him, and now he should disguise this loss of power money and territory by saying he doesn't want to work there anymore, thus making an objective loss sound unconvincingly like a win.

By such rhetoric conservatives have lost control of TV, music, movies, schools, colleges, the courts, the cities, the military, and a thousand other institutions, all the while bragging that they don't care because the grapes were sour anyway.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes

Tl;dr, coping is bad for your health.

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Data 1 point ago +2 / -1

I agree. But it's not a cope to stand up for yourself and your beliefs.

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ApexVeritas 1 point ago +2 / -1

It is not the nature of righteous men to tolerate evil, but to destroy it. Always running away fixes nothing, and cedes ground to an enemy intent on destroying us and everything good in the world. There is nowhere you can run to escape your own failures.

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Data 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay, sure. But also... pick your battles.

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SaddleTramp 3 points ago +5 / -2

Nudge theory is a valid means of conquest

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BoatingAccident 2 points ago +3 / -1

I agree. Much better strategy would be to spend your days there until retirement take as much from the company as you can and sabotage them on the way out!

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Endprism 7 points ago +8 / -1

My company went woke and now everyone is afraid to curb the behavior of the WOKErs for fear of retribution. Youre not allowed to tell them that coming to work in pajamas and slippers is not appropriate. I've had enough. Leaving this shit hole ASAP and starting my own company where I don't have to play these stupid childish games with vindictive spoiled children.

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The88888888 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do it. If you got the skillet and drive you should be golden. Started my own thing a few years back. Have more work than I have time for.

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TrannyClausSliceDice 1 point ago +1 / -0

What kind of company will you start?

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was damn lucky the most recent one at my work was optional.

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covok48 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but this is turning into every company now & losing our well paying jobs over leftist politics is how the middle class is eventually genocided.

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Wolf_22 10 points ago +11 / -1

We just had some mandated inclusion and diversity computer-based training that we were required to go through and complete. At the end, we had to print off some bullshit certification that we then had to turn in to prove completion like good little sheep.

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DiscoverAFire 10 points ago +11 / -1

I don't even know what was in my last diversity training. I just muted it, browsed PDW, and clicked "next" every few minutes in the other tab.

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covok48 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the way.

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BoatingAccident 6 points ago +6 / -0

I work in a company filled with homos however it’s a private company and the owner is a libertarian and hasn’t implemented any of this bullshit. Owner also called Covid bullshit And that everybody gets their asses back into work but because of the stupid blue state we live in their hands are tied on a lot of this shit. The state has threatened us numerous times but thankfully we got deep enough pockets to fight back

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ParticleCannon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Our sexual harassment training includes same-gender unwanted advances now.

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covok48 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have that too. And they test us on it.

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PhilosoGuido 9 points ago +9 / -0

"I am... in a world... of CLOWNS!"

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Not_your_King 8 points ago +8 / -0

They want to force you to lie, a lie that they know is a lie, a lie that they know you know is a lie. Everyone knows it is a lie but if they can force you to say it then they know they can control you.

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny you should say that

The might Solzhenitsyn also alluded to a similar 'mindset' - the role of propaganda FORCES you to live/accept The Big Lie.

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viking65 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats why I always refuse on religious grounds. "I am not allowed to lie".

"You want me to go to Hell", I consider this workplace harassment. Etc.

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Ex-libtard 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you could go ahead and use my preferred nouns, adjectives, adverbs and verbs it would be appreciated, thanks.

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BlackFlag 7 points ago +7 / -0

WHY IS PRIVATE PYLE IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM? WHY AREN'T YOU STOMPING HIS FACE IN?!

Sir! It is my duty to report that Private Pyle has recorded our diversity training and plans to post it to reddit, sir!

Now you listen to me... You're gonna hand me that iPhone, right now, or you're going to be in a clown world!

I AM IN A CLOWN WORLD! post

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Dev404 6 points ago +6 / -0

HR is a fake job mostly flooded with feminists who think they know how to tell other people how to do an actual job.

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f_bastiat 6 points ago +6 / -0

I went into business for myself back in January and not having retarded HR meetings the last few months has been wonderful

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ManBadOrange 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same , got let go due to the fagcine requirements after 18 years of loyal service . The past few years HR was especially gay and after fentynal Floyyed they formed a office of DEI (diversity equity and inclusion) .

Doing construction now on a 3 man crew and pronouns don't come up lol. Hard work but the pay is good. Don't miss the stress of the old job.

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bigbossman2 6 points ago +6 / -0

I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

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MobileDev4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

My solution to HR nonsense is I just don't talk to or associate with coworkers unless I have a professional reason too. Boss wants to have a after work meetup, my first question is about if the event is required or not.

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covok48 5 points ago +5 / -0

This and mass emails from the CEO on [current event] now go directly to the trash.

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viking65 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine if patriots started sabotaging companies that have woke CEOs ?

Go woke, go broke.

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BowelSharpton [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now if I could just get the daily NONSTOP bullshit phone calls (to the landline) to STOP. I've exhausted the (xxxx amount of) 'block entries'. Our beloved government could do something useful and revamp the worthless Do Not Call protocols.

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BlackFlag 1 point ago +1 / -0

I said 2 years ago here that STIR/SHAKEN wasn't going to do shit. I got down-voted to oblivion.

I work for an ITSP (VOIP provider).

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TheContrarian2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh my goodness. I work in IT and was on a call with 687 of my peers. One of the developers was talking about a feature and was talking about 'black listing and white listing' and someone felt that it was important to interrupt them to talk about removing offensive listing and changing these terms to "not allowed" and "allowed". I've similar discussions about "Master / Slave". When this person mentioned this, there was a moment of silence, and 686 pairs of eyeballs rolled back in their heads I think. And the internal messaging service went nucking futz as well all chatted back and forth, "Did you hear that? Who was that, etc".

It's really getting insane. And HR is all diversity, inclusion, LGBT breakfast day, etc. I want to ask to have "White, Male, Christian breakfast day", you know, for proper inclusion. What do you think would happen?

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krzyzowiec 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d do it. Or start a prayer group or something. Maybe give thanks to God at the beginning of each meeting for this miracle called life.

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RealRedneck 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was just told by someone that I could bring significant other, wife, or husband to an event. WTF!

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Mythnutbill 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's really dumb is how redundant that is. They could have just left it at "significant other." But instead, they had to go for additional woke points. That's assuming it was a general mass message.

If it was a direct, 1 on 1 message from a coworker you've spoken with before, that's just stupid.

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krzyzowiec 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think “significant other” is equally retarded. It’s wife if you are a man or husband if you are a woman. Accommodating crazies and the abnormal doesn’t make sense.

I mean at this point, why not offer to invite their dog so as not to discriminate against people who are into bestiality?

I won’t participate in that evil.

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RealRedneck 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was a phone call arranging a video shoot at an event.

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Coprolite 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol, that was me in a "women in leadership" training class listening to a black guy (who's suit cost more than my car) explaining equity with the 3 guys looking over a fence. Thank you God for removing me from that company and placing me in a much better one.

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MakeFreedomRing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can we skip pronouns and just call them all snowflakes, flakes, idiots and retards.

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Daddy_Knew_Best 1 point ago +1 / -0

would you consider adding 'faggots' to the list?

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BowelSharpton [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds good to me!!!!

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Kyle-Them-All 5 points ago +5 / -0

my pronouns are fuckyou/fatbody

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RobinNet 2 points ago +2 / -0

If a pink-haired twink asks what are yours, say "me and my".

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AmericaFirstPepe 4 points ago +5 / -1

If that happened to me, I would start looking for a new job that day and the second I secured an offer letter I would put in my 2 weeks.

Too many conservatives take it on the chin and participate.

You don't have to quit your job on the spot, be smart about it, but why would you work somewhere that forces language that goes against reality?

There are only a few lines that should never be crossed at a job, mandated enabling of mentally ill people is one of them.

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covok48 2 points ago +3 / -1

Student spotted.

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AmericaFirstPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you accusing me of not being a career worker without knowing jack-shit about me?

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TrannyClausSliceDice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you a career worker tho? 🤔

I mean I get what you’re saying but it’s not that easy.

Can you name even 10 prominent outwardly CONSERVATIVE conglomerates? Or corporations or businesses, tech companies etc that would feasibly be a place where one could get a job?

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krzyzowiec 1 point ago +1 / -0

What does it mean to be “outwardly conservative”? Have a twitter profile with patriot stuff on it?

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AmericaFirstPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am a career worker. I have worked in more industries than anyone I have met.

It actually is that easy. You don’t have to find a super conservative company to work for, just one that doesn’t get political and there are a lot of those. You also don’t have to go work for some huge conglomerate, not sure why you are putting that part in there. Plenty of smaller companies are out there that pay well and offer good benefits.

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viking65 1 point ago +1 / -0

Scorched earth. Leave the place burning.

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frogface 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will never again work for a company big enough to have an HR department.

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RobinNet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Next week- Bring Your Gun To Work Day.

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yurimodin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I already do

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Doxylamine 4 points ago +5 / -1

Quit working for these major corporations. They are making generations subservient slaves. They keep pushing the envelope further and further. Everyone involved too scared to speak up because of muh retirement, muh money.

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covok48 -1 points ago +2 / -3

I like my standard of living and don’t take employment advice from losers on the internet.

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Daddy_Knew_Best 1 point ago +1 / -0

that's cuck talk

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Throwaway2022 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sometimes reasonable men have to do unreasonable things.

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PhantomShield72 4 points ago +4 / -0

And then one day...

...for no reason at all...

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Bigger_igloo 4 points ago +4 / -0

"This is my pronoun. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Without me, my pronoun is nothing. Without my pronoun, I am nothing."

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rossiFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had to disown a long time friend and potentially important business contact because he suddenly put his/him on his LinkedIn profile. Damn.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Suggest the company shouldn't pander to mental illness from workers that were abused by the school system. The productivity of these gender confused workers is subpar and morale tanks when they are bright into a team dynamic.

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papa_newguineapig 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't give them the time of day. Ignore the invites.

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nakedjay 3 points ago +3 / -0

In these situations take the pronoun they/them. If anyone asks why, tell them it covers the voices in your head. It will piss them off and you have the chance to make them harrass you. Then you can report them to HR for not respecting your pronouns (their made up bullshit) and for harassment.

Make them drown in their own bullshit.

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EvensoAmen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Say what I said: modern theories are interesting and worthy of discussion. Personally, I hold to 4000 years of historical understanding about the duality of the sexes. I can't, by conscience and religious faith, be compelled to use a pronoun that does not align with they way a person was created by God

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unrelated: I have a co-worker who literally does nothing all day, then complains about how hard he's got it and how the company doesn't care about us.

If anyone's going to shoot up our plant, it's going to be that guy, and it'll just be the latest in a long line of retarded, immature bullshit out of him.

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Porneux 3 points ago +3 / -0

I sit through one of these shit-show propaganda 'town halls' almost every fucking week. The only thing good about it is that it makes me look busy while I do other shit around the house. Speakers up loud, wait for silence, leave meeting.

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Bernier4Canada 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol i remember in college i got $20 to join a "study"

the study was just a company asking if X or Y tranny shit offends us

"do you feel offended that your gender identity isn't represented on this list of 20 options"

all of us just joked the whole time, they clearly got the message that normal people don't give a shit, and we all got our $20 and went on our way

a quarter of the room was gay too (you can tell i studied art)

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malooch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I DIDN’T KNOW THEY STACK SHIT THAT HIGH!

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GrumpyGrumpus 2 points ago +2 / -0

The oversized reaction to Tailhook was the moment I first noticed things were headed downhill.

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yeldarb1983 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just got a job at a woodworking place. had to sit through an assortment of corporate "be a good person at work" bullshit videos. Not that cringey, thank god, but yeah...

Although I think I hated the shitty writing, mediocre acting and lack of direction more than anything...

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Plutossextape1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am in a world of shit!

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Dell_Fargus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Simon says...

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://youtu.be/oBQxwtxsGIo

Me, if I didn't own the company and had to sit through HR bullshit

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BowelSharpton [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Far out! Love the username! I've become seriously jaded regarding ANYTHING gurgling out of that shove-it-down-your-throat CESSPOOL of HollyWeird but I must say I've been pretty impressed with the Kingsman series thus far, quite entertaining.