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MrMcGreenGenes 176 points ago +176 / -0

Turn the clowns who vote for it into fertilizer.

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 71 points ago +71 / -0

Woodchippers and commies make excellent bone and blood meal fertilizer.

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Treefreak1776 38 points ago +38 / -0

Seen the price of diesel? Rope is cheap and reusable.

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anatidaephobia 18 points ago +20 / -2

This execution method is supposed to be slow and painful, and time I have a lot of. There's electric wood chippers available these days, I'll just hook them up to a bunch of solar panels on a windy day with a very volatile production and let the chipper run during those few sunny moments between the clouds passing over.

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Treefreak1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

I love the ingenuity but as a former arborist I can tell you if slow and painful is what you're after wood chippers is not a good choice. How about a compromise death by fingernail clippers then wood chippers for recycling into fertilizer?

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anatidaephobia 10 points ago +12 / -2

Correct, but if we're skipping the wood chipper, one might as well go all the way in and throw the living body into a septic tank. Depending on the level of oxygene they may be able to survive for a day at least, but I'm not heartless so I'll throw in a thick hose allowing them access to fresh air, and a water hose with some dripping so that they can drink, which allows them to survive longer. 🤡

Good thing about this is that you don't have to move the body afterwards, and you'd still get the manure eventually. Also, no cop would bother to look into a septic tank. Got one with a lid and a loud fan that would drown any noise from down there.

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Treefreak1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like you fren.

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I_Hate_Wet_Socks 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is disturbingly specific....

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trump20202024 [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Exactly what imma do to em

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NancyPelosisBoozeBin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fire ants...

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know about everyone else but I don't mind a quick death as long as it's terrifying and painful.

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KillAllPedophiles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would just put them before a firing squad.

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Manofmanytrades 4 points ago +4 / -0

More efficient that way. Lots of commis have to go, do we really have time for more involved methods?

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trump20202024 [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

We will have notjhing but time. Also it serves as a detterent for all those that witness it

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anatidaephobia 0 points ago +2 / -2

1940's German ovens is the most efficient execution method. 🤡

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'll need fertilizer

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Treefreak1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if their poison clot shot make the fertilizer toxic?

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JonathanE 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about a hand-cranked wood chipper?

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diogenesofthearch 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just don't use any of the spine or brain. Whatever prion they have that is doing this is really hard to kill.

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getkek 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a red pill.

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shitpost881 6 points ago +6 / -0

There aren't enough woodchippers on earth for the amount of treasonous satan worshipping mass murderers running this fucking world.

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ChinaFlu 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s defeatist talk. I believe that with Americas ingenuity and mfg capabilities we could convert some factories into churning out wood chippers like the planes and tanks in ww2. Why, we could even build bigger ones that use more powerful engines like from tanks or those big mining rigs. Modern assembly lines that make cars could easily be converted to crank out hundreds a day.

The new American dream will be to have a house with a picket fence, a family, two cars, and a wood chipper in every garage.

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shitpost881 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for the pep talk. Not sure what I was thinking.

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get the head and the rest will slither into obscurity.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 13 points ago +14 / -1

Australians demonstrated to the world that they will be subjugated under any flimsy premise and be happy about it.

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starboard 9 points ago +10 / -1

Australia’s election is in less than two weeks. I guess we will see how many clowns live in Australia if Morrison gets elected again.

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Lady_MaGa 14 points ago +14 / -0

When "authorities" tell you that you can't grow your own food, you know they want to starve you to death. Huge red flag.

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ChinaFlu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gov Whitmer did that in 2020 by blocking stores from selling gardening supplies and seeds.

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Skyes 10 points ago +10 / -0

What about the cheating? I’m convinced neither Macron nor Trudeau won legitimately.

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mridion 1 point ago +1 / -0

And you think the party of Dan Andrew’s, big government and corrupt unions is preferable?

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starboard 1 point ago +1 / -0

The election of prime minister of Australia is this month. Dan Andrews election as premier of Victoria isn’t until November. I’m saying if Australia elects a more right PM then there might be a chance states will elect better premiers in November.

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mridion 4 points ago +4 / -0

We don’t elect prime ministers. We elect house representatives and senate members. The winning party selects the prime minister. It’s either big govt labour or smaller govt liberal. It would be great if the throw morrison out and stick abbot in if liberal get back in power, but they would only do that based on polling

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 2 points ago +2 / -0

You jest, but it really is the only solution.

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Ryanaissance 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is no more sane, rational response than this.

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JoePlumber 82 points ago +86 / -4

some Australian prick on here earlier today tried telling me the US has "gun free zones" and then tried to lecture me on the cost of firearms. These people were the dumb as rocks criminal cast offs from 18th century GB, they are still dumb as fucking rocks over there.

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JMaN 44 points ago +45 / -1

All of America is a gun free zone. Guns are free to go wherever they damn well please. All those FBI sponsored mass shooters proved that.

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loverat 28 points ago +29 / -1

Tell me who they are and as a fellow Australian I will excoriate this fuckwit.

And no we aren't all as dumb as rocks - I could judge the entire nation of the USA by the fuckwit liberals who stole your election, who believe that men are real women and want to murder babies at 9 months old but I don't because I'm not an arsehole. You clearly are but arseholes are everywhere.

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JoePlumber 6 points ago +6 / -0

look at my post history it was this morning

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Gumnut 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah, a bit harsh really. This site gets a lot of traffic from Aus as well…

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VarusSPQR 8 points ago +8 / -0

Probably the same dipshit that was defending the concentration camps.

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akira2501 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Just like how you guys 'got rid of all the guns' then had one of the largest mass-stabbings in history. Great work, tards."

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SecedeNOW 61 points ago +61 / -0

Grow your own food anyway, then ambush, shoot, stab, and/or chip every single government official who shows up to stop you and use them for fertilizer.

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LordKuroTheGreat 36 points ago +36 / -0

Add pigs to your homestead, and enjoy the free feed that keeps knocking on your door.

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arebee 7 points ago +7 / -0

Since the vacc mandates that has literally been the plan. Don't give a fuck anymore.

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Califunyun 60 points ago +60 / -0

How is that not a direct threat to the people?

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DickTick 47 points ago +47 / -0

They're going to be flying surveillance helicopters over and arresting people for an actual tomato garden............

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 19 points ago +20 / -1

Welcome to Hell.

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bigdickhangsright 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tomatoes cause inflammation so don't worry, fam, Big Brother has you covered

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Pepbrandt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oy! Is that a flower or tomato bud you got growin there?

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ConfederateFlag 4 points ago +4 / -0

you got a loicense for that garden?

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KeepingAmericaGreat 19 points ago +19 / -0

Wasn't purchasing seeds illegal is some parts of the US during the height of Kung Flu?

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Poobin420 18 points ago +18 / -0

Michigan I believe right? There was a "good" reason the FBI tried to fake her kidnapping attempt.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

The communists know who among their ranks are the most despicable and threatening to normal Americans, and they get ahead of it and try to make those people victims for sympathy.

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VoidWanderer 6 points ago +7 / -1

It wasn't outright illegal. Big box stores just weren't selling them so most people assumed they were restricted. You could still go to farm and feed stores or order them offline.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it, but it's Australian people, so they like it

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nachosamplerREBORN 34 points ago +34 / -0

I’m confused. Did my lettuce spread outside of my garden and causes a global pandemic that I’m unaware of?

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 21 points ago +22 / -1

You see, humans ARE the pandemic, according to the globalists.

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NippleSalad 28 points ago +28 / -0

When is Australia's national woodchipper day?

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NippleSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

This war is so flaccid that men with ED are thankful that's not them.

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8bit_mixtape 25 points ago +26 / -1

if nobody is hanging for this, game over Australia

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Data 12 points ago +12 / -0

They did far worse with lockdowns and nobody hanged for it. Now they're pretending like it never happened. Cucked Aussies will lower their heads just a little more and continue taking it in the ass from their abusive state.

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pippy6067 8 points ago +8 / -0

People are starting to wake up here in Australia but otherwise pretty accurate.

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Kaizen 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s already game over here.

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FlgPole 19 points ago +19 / -0

Right to live?

Nah.

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remindmelater 18 points ago +18 / -0

That's f*ucked up.....!!!!

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 5 points ago +6 / -1

Coming here soon...

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UnlearningCommunism 17 points ago +17 / -0

I've told you that communists will never allow you to "grow your food, and live off-grid"...

Just as they never allowed that to happen in 1920's, 1930's...

But you didn't want to believe.


Next: but we have guuuuuuuns

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RandArrow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah.... communist countries allowed private farming again eventually. They had no choice. You just don't want to be there while they are making up their minds.

The mini farms weren't state or personally owned, instead were owned by coops. Families in some cases would each have their own section.

Communist countries somewhat evolved back into a kind of serfdom with a barter economy. But, families time was split between their job, their public housing, and their farms.

Term is kolkhoz.

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anon072921 16 points ago +16 / -0

Self sufficient me on you tube will be gone soon. He is such a sweet and kind person too. What a shame.

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Wheres_Varg 6 points ago +6 / -0

His channel taught me a bunch.

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WashingtonIsNext 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've always assumed he has a grisly story for that scar on his arm.

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Wheres_Varg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like a gnarly burn.

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ockStar24 2 points ago +2 / -0

It'll be awful losing him. He is interesting. He seems devoutly Christian, is a stay at home dad, and was a member of the Australian military.

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Czshad2 15 points ago +15 / -0

You will own nothing and you will like it!

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TheOne1 14 points ago +14 / -0

Maybe we should give up our guns too? Then we can be fucked over even harder...

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deplorabetty 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm going to need to see an actual explanation of the content of the bill before believing this entirely.

A quick scan of it seems to be directed at commercial farming than any individuals.

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scrobin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, seems that is the case. Im looking through the bill, cannot find what they are referencing, I did find something about selling plants with diseases or something.

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OrthamVega 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ya we will fix Australia as soon as we fix America. Meanwhile it would be great if you aussies stop this.

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Kaizen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Australian here. Been on observer mode now as I exhaust myself from the recent fighting. People around me, including those who have fought alongside me, are now talking about voting. It’s really funny because people think they can vote their way out of tyranny. Until the cowardice is cured and people get enough courage and do a mass citizens arrest on these kid fuckers, then this country will continue to fall. They’ve done a great job brainwashing the masses here, and have done as equally of a greater job intimidating people. We had six figures head count on our campers here as we gained momentum in our fight only to be dispersed by about 100 hired thugs.

Australia has fallen through cowardice and ignorance. I am rooting for you my American and other friends around the world, in continuing this fight.

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mytummyhurts 7 points ago +7 / -0

We went from victory gardens to "vaccine passport for grocery shopping and you can't grow your own food" real quick.

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Muppy 7 points ago +7 / -0

WTF? So they are going to starve us too? Time for a revolt

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Wheres_Varg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get them sons of bitches!

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loverat 7 points ago +7 / -0

That would be why we fled the State of Victoria. Dan Andrews is the living, breathing example of utter cuntness. He is a bonafide Commie and is now punishing the people of Victoria because they dared to protest against him. He was caught trying to sell the state to the Chin via the Belt and Road initiative and was stopped by the Federal Government. He is obviously also following WEF orders.

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COanon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do you all see what these POS anti-human (s)elected officials are doing. Nothing less than attacking their constituants.

The corrupt deep state wants to make all countries banana republics to easily step in and control with a one world government. Very, very soon it will be up to the people to revolt and shut down these disgusting evil governments and hold them all accountable for destroying a humane way of life.

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Dirk_Nager 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is somebody who looked at Mad Max thunder Road and thought “what policies can I implement to ensure this is our future? “

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Lol_Garrus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why hasnt someone killed that faggot yet?

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trump20202024 [S] 2 points ago +4 / -2

Kuz theyre even bigger faggots. You know how in Texas everything is bigger, well, in Australia everything and everyone is faggier

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Weneverleft 4 points ago +4 / -0

OMG this is so dumb. I, I can't get my head around how dumb this is. Make it stop for f sake...

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Wheres_Varg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dan Andrews and his bosses should get locked up and put on an indefinite forced hunger strike.

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ubermk3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah. You take him by the back of the neck and shove his head down between his legs and make him heat his own shit. This should be the penalty for committing crimes against humanity.

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Wheres_Varg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine doing this to somebody until they died. I'm sure it's happened.

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ubermk3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aussies - this faggot piece of shit Andrews wants to starve you to death if you don't suck his cock. Are you going to do something about it?

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arkivx 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should send $33 billon to rebels so they can throw out the communist/nazi hybrid goverment that took over Australia.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 3 points ago +5 / -2

No, no, the money laundering only goes TO communists.

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BLM_bidenLovesMinora 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aussies and New Zealanders. Your time for violence and civil war is coming. Don't back down. You know leftists that will need to be dealt with first. Violence.

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Totalitarian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not great optics to kick in the door and drag folks away for cultivating a vegetable garden or having a few hens.

But now that votes don't seem to matter perhaps optics don't matter either?

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BillionsAndBillions 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tomatoes are very dangerous to our democracy.

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Poolmanstl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Illegal to grow plants here in the USA also

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gbgb2017 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s an omnibus bill. Which section prohibits people from growing their own food?

Thanks

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TheWhitestOfFangs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Couldn't find those myself. I think the claim is bogus.

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Fmkhyp_kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is fake news the Victorian Farmers Federation already released a statement about this bullshit.

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Susurro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the bill. Seems like red tape added to everything possible. Not sure this claim is 100% accurate but wouldn't be surprised either.

https://content.legislation.vic.gov.au/sites/default/files/bills/591044bi1.pdf

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iwasfixin2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've read the bill and in every instance where it gives new police powers (the whole bill is an amendment to existing law), it says residences are excepted. This has been a big shiney object to distract us all. Glad you provided the link for those who care to read for themselves. Btw, if more patriots everywhere would read and research for themselves, we might be less f'ed than we are now...just sayin'

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cptKloss2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bill is 180 pages... these "Apex" fuckers better provide an analysis of how they arrived at their conclusion...

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gbgb2017 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which section? Thanks

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NoStepOnSnekPlz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Making the Australian peoples reliant on Big Farma.

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Snooptwo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao good thing you have the gov all your guns fuckin morons.

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minotaurbeach 2 points ago +2 / -0

I knew this was coming.

How about right to fish?

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RIP_NWO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes did you hear about the guy with the pig heart implant who died from a pig virus? Or how they claimed Covid came from bats? You saw China culling all their pet cats? You know that the elites want us in cities and they want rural areas to be off limits, placed in reserves. Billionaires like Bill Gates will own the land, it is part of Big Tech now. Farmers don't know enough about science to produce food safely. They are further isolating humans from other animals, they will claim it is too dangerous. Same reason we wont be allowed to live in certain areas: biosecurity, climate change, etc.

It's for your safety.

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Madcracka 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same thing like they didn't want us to buy seeds during the so-called pandemic.

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caw_86 2 points ago +2 / -0

Links to actual source or fake and gay

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sciencebeforegod 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take away their gun = take away anything they want. It’s too late for them to understand.

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Anti-Globalist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Starvation and communism go together like peanut butter and jelly.

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Wupta 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that’sa prick that needs to go trans gender.

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Johnny108 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obey, or starve. Half of all Australians are the descendants of prisoners.

The other half are the descendants of prison guards.

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Hardrocker556 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just wait till they do that here..its coming..and we will still just...meme.

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raptormissle 1 point ago +1 / -0

How stupid do you need to be to have voted for this piece of shit?

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is the reason? I read something my hippie in laws sent to me about the states, and it turned out some Amish dude refuses to let the govt inspect his farm to determine whether it's organic, but Amish is selling his food as organic whether or not the govt approves, which is why it's getting shut down was what I got from article.

Is this propaganda or no?

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TheWhitestOfFangs 1 point ago +2 / -1

People, don't jump to conclusions. From what I can see, this is another bullshit claim that is basically pure lie. If you can prove me wrong - go ahead. Here's the link to the actual amendment bill itself: https://www.legislation.vic.gov.au/bills/agriculture-legislation-amendment-bill-2022

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Richard_Gere 2 points ago +2 / -0

I crossposted this to Conpro without checking it through, if this is the bill in question you're quite right. Thanks for the research, while I wouldn't put it past scum like Andrews, crying wolf is a fool's game and I was the fool here.

At most, it imposes criminal penalties (vs. regulatory infringements before) for giving meat you slaughtered yourself to others not in your household.

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TheWhitestOfFangs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Andres is a definite piece of shit and has responsibility for so much shit and horrible stuff, but you can't blame him for things he doesn't actually have responsibility for...