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swutalk 71 points ago +71 / -0

No way we are that fucking lucky

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yahweh 14 points ago +14 / -0

lol

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dukeofdoorcounty 9 points ago +9 / -0

Remember when the late night shows were "hiring" the audience as extras because movie/tv production was considered essential and exempt from Covid shutdowns?

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canada_is_communist 9 points ago +9 / -0

We aren't.

See: current resident.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

hope this side-timeline is not a dead end and eventually merges back into the main timeline

or maybe this is The Great Filter...

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DrJosephWarren 58 points ago +58 / -0

He's been dying every night for 6 years ziiinnnnngg

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Guruchild 20 points ago +20 / -0

Mods!!!! We need a list of burn centers in the United States over here!

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JamesBond007 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rimshot

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RandoBudster 33 points ago +33 / -0

Dance harder next time faggot.

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whataboob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vaxxine! ... Vaxxine! ...

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JohnVoight 11 points ago +11 / -0

I just assumed the fake-elite got saline shots lol

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Dystopiaslayer 9 points ago +9 / -0

of course not. only the actual low-level cronies like fauci and mid-level managers like bill gates and klaus schwab get guaranteed saline shots.

everybody else is subjected to the experimental lottery system of like 1/3 of the poisoned get something that will kill you...1/3 of the poisoned get something that might kill you (but you still get some illnesses if you survive)...and the other 1/3 get saline shots to be the control group

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Guruchild 8 points ago +8 / -0

THE NICE SNAKE TOLD ME IT WAS SUGAR

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toasty867 25 points ago +25 / -0

Lol I remember when this POS had the dancing needles singing about vaccines on his stupid show.

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Tenspot20 20 points ago +20 / -0

Jimmy Kimmel also just caught Bounce Covid again.

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Totalitarian 11 points ago +12 / -1

Jew flu confirmed

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Dystopiaslayer 14 points ago +14 / -0

jimmy kimmel is a piece of shit

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swutalk 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would laugh myself to death if that fat fuck slowly and painfully died from that Vaxx shot.

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Picador_20 17 points ago +17 / -0

He is just glad he is not one of the millions of unjabbed who perished during the winter of severe illness and death.

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chelmer8 13 points ago +13 / -0

AIDS

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ClarenceBeeks 5 points ago +5 / -0

VAIDS

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LetsgoBrandon24 9 points ago +9 / -0

until further notice? Becuz for some reason HE won't bounce back in a few days cuz we all know that it could have been so much worse if he wasn't triple dipped and boosted. I think it's his ratings that have shut him down. Betcha he doesn't come back.

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Greenhills 9 points ago +9 / -0

Perhaps eating baby hearts at the sacrifices wasnt the best idea either.

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waxmyballs 8 points ago +8 / -0

ha!

and found out that another retard that i absolutely loathe is triple jabbed and got 'long covid'. sometimes you gotta root for the coof and jab to do their thing.

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DEEPSTATE [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Long covid is the ultimate vax injury cope

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WesternRefugee 0 points ago +2 / -2

Eh, idk, I haven’t felt fantastic since covid started. I can’t remember what pre-covid health felt like, but I vaguely remember feeling better overall. Then again, I used to run all the time and always go to the gym, so who knows.

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ever get a test?

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socrates2 8 points ago +8 / -0

reoccurrence? They will never admit they were poisoned.

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BidensButtWiper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Aww that sucks. But anyway...

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TheSonOfGadsden 6 points ago +6 / -0

I could care less if he drops. His fantasy is probably dying with Obama‘s cock in his mouth

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TheFozz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Which Obama?

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TheSonOfGadsden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barack. Michelle/Michael would be in the backdoor

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DaninElkhart 4 points ago +5 / -1

"couldn't"

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Platos_Cave 5 points ago +6 / -1

"Died of sudden illness"

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

"thankful to be alpha-testing a gene therapy"

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idrago01 4 points ago +4 / -0

i guess the vax-scene was all bullshit

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Totalitarian 4 points ago +4 / -0

My money is on the Chicken Flu - now they'll have to burn all the people in his studio to stop the spread. It's harsh but we have to remember - safety first!

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based_trekkie 4 points ago +4 / -0

iT couLD HaVe BeEn WoRSe!!!!

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whataboob 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should definitely take all the Remdisivir™

Vaxxine!

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RandoBudster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Throw in the ventilator for good measure.

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whataboob 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard two works even better, one on each side.

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WHTempus 3 points ago +3 / -0

C'mon, dying? Hmm, fully VAXT, including 2 boosters, what are the odds? Not more than 80%.

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BasedInvestor 3 points ago +3 / -0

His show is the worst sequel to the colbert report that was at least funny some of the time

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Bueller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truthiness catching up with him?

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HughJasske 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good . Sorry but good

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covfefe-time 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't wish harm on anyone. Especially if they've been coerced or fooled in to this BS. BUT, some of these people bring this shit on themselves, and we all know a thing or 2 about karma.

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covfefe-time 1 point ago +1 / -0

True. I'm more concerned about the ones that were coerced or tricked in to this BS. The a-holes who knowingly abused their position will answer for their crimes.

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ChynahIzAzzhole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get another JAB!

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he croaks it will be the biggest turd in the Liberal punchbowl as minds full of mush finally start to wonder.

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MikeOxbig007 2 points ago +2 / -0

AIDS.

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TheSaltyVet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now if this can happen to Jimmy Kimmel.

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Mungo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh he’ll die. And the spin on how will be WILD!!!!

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Shitheel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has he begged for ivermectin yet?

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AmericanForever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trumps fault somehow

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PatrickHangry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe you should get another booster, Colbert.

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Chodeus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope COVID takes him. Wouldn't that be funnily ironic ?!

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diogenesofthearch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Live by the misinformation sword, die by the misinformation sword.

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QuackerstheDuck22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please get another booster

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Palmertabs 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used to think stephen was funny, that was years ago before people really revealed the depravity of their souls.

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Weallseethetruth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh God please let his miserable existence come to an end!! ... Epstein, the pushing the shots that killed who knows how many!! He deserves whatever bad happens to him!!

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Gonnamakeitugly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Christmas?

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Ozark_bubby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Geert says 4th of July

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FightForOurRights 1 point ago +1 / -0

A mix of VAIDS with Mental Aids

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Mpower88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give this retard and everyone around him a booster! ASAP!!

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Tip-O-Matic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would never wish anything bad on anyone, because I believe in the whole karma bounce back thing, but I will say that it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

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Trump1ByAlot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope he dies

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mikethemarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

don't worry, he'll be just fine, he's had multiple JABS and they might kill him, but the virus won't

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Gingermae1 1 point ago +1 / -0

" Recurrence of covid" Is that what they're calling vaccine injury now?

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realDonaldDuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

People should troll him in Outrage for not getting vaccinated.

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BelfordBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Da..dant..da..da..dant..da..dant..da… VACCINE 💉! 😂😂😂😂😂

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Hades440 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn't he one of the ones with the full home studio setup? Why halt filming indefinitely if he could film from home? Must be real bad.