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Don't cut your hair! 😅 (media.patriots.win)             REEEEEEE! 
posted ago by Corn_Pop_Is_Bad_Dude ago by Corn_Pop_Is_Bad_Dude +2410 / -0
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Lapstrake 111 points ago +111 / -0

I guess it is somewhat consoling that UK is as out of control with stupid ass shit as we are, but I guess I would rather they weren't.

We need some kind of global EMP to wake the people up from this nightmare and reject all this crap.

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Thelongrun 43 points ago +46 / -3

An asteroid is heading our way this Sunday, that might help things along somewhat. A firm but fair corrective.

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anachrotech 34 points ago +35 / -1

Yes! Something to look forward to.

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Thelongrun 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sure is! And the heat from the beast will pop your popcorn for you!

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Junionthepipeline 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure for you but I voted giant metor

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Thelongrun 11 points ago +13 / -2

Archived link: https://archive.ph/7yLUj

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Slothboy 24 points ago +24 / -0

that article is such bs fear porn. It comes by every couple years and it's closest pass is approximately 15 times the distance from the earth to the moon.

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FireannDireach 23 points ago +23 / -0

In galactic proportions, that's a near miss. But yeah...just fear porn.

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Thelongrun 11 points ago +12 / -1

Yellowstone could blow any minute and that's a Super Volcano with a 250 mile diameter caldera! Now whatta ya think about that?!

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +7 / -1

Can we poke it and make it go off?

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Thelongrun 4 points ago +5 / -1

Anyone got any of dem ICBMs lying around in their toolshed that we could borrow and poke it with?

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AgentGTO 2 points ago +2 / -0

By who? The Steve Irwin of space? OIE, that's a meteor and a biggin one. It could wipe out all life on Earth if it hits..... I'm gonna poke it with a stick.

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Mintap 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also the globe is warming.

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Thelongrun 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or cooling!

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sumnayin 2 points ago +2 / -0

actually isn't

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Autist_of_Kiev 2 points ago +2 / -0

<checks maps and prevailing wind directions>

I’m okay with it.

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Thelongrun 2 points ago +2 / -0

The worse that could happen is you may have to change your curtains, or give them a good rinse. I think that's what they did in.... Pompeii.

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chickeninoven 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would that generate any haboobs?

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Airvh 1 point ago +1 / -0

You just have to add a little to it to make it better.

If your at Yellowstone there is a slight chance you might fall into a chasm of burning hot mud that has been growing underground in that 250 mile diameter.

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Thelongrun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gulp. Can we arrangement for Congress to 'accidentally' fall into this chasm of burning hot mud that you speak of?

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Thelongrun 16 points ago +17 / -1

I know. Fun, isn't it?

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prayinpede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Most people dont realize how far away the moon is.

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Autist_of_Kiev 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dude, it’s right outside. I can see it from couch.

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AgentGTO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fact Checkers have rated this claim false. As the true distance is approximately 14.90 times the distance from the Earth to the Moon.

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Slothboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

You caught me rounding lol

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AgentGTO 2 points ago +2 / -0

I even felt slimy doing so, even though I was joking. I don't know how they do it as a "job".

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Autist_of_Kiev 2 points ago +2 / -0

I particularly like how they dive into details of other near earth asteroids that didn’t do anything either.

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Thelongrun 4 points ago +4 / -0

thanks. I shoulda done that.

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Sigma 1 point ago +1 / -0

All good fren. You could edit your link and replace with the archive, if you like

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right before a lunar eclipse.

You don't see that everyday.... Errrr.... Night.

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Thelongrun 1 point ago +1 / -0

'It's happening'. What next? A roving black hole will swallow us all? Fingers crossed. There's always an alternate universe at the end of the rainbow.

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't look at me, I'm not an astrologer. 🤣

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Thelongrun 1 point ago +1 / -0

👽 😂

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Palazzolo1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sweet relief.

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Standingoak 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is ALWAYS one headed this way.

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patrioticwinning3 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol they are worse than us! As bad as it is here in the United States of America, I thank God, my ancestors left that shithole called Europe!

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BallsackPaneer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Settle for a slap by a traumatized Will Smith?

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catvideos3 5 points ago +6 / -1

Nah… here men can’t be a protected class unless they aren’t white.

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FORGOTTEN_PEDE 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they quit turning the frogs gay then our hair wouldn't fall out

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ravioli_king 46 points ago +46 / -0

I read a different article on this... the context is, he was called "a fat bald cunt." The cunt part is the sexual harassment.

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BallsackPaneer 31 points ago +31 / -0

Wait, so is the man's head bald or is his fat cunt bald? So confusing...

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Notmyresident 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek!

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Moebius 14 points ago +14 / -0

https://adnamerica.com/en/europe/insulting-male-baldness-sexist-rules-uk-judge

Both of them were men...and the judge making the ruling is bald himself...

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BidenLikesMiners 6 points ago +6 / -0

When playin it real in insults goes wrong!

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morethanaconquerer2 13 points ago +13 / -0

I would call it an observation.

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CommieCucker 7 points ago +8 / -1

Was he fat? Was he bald? Was he cunt? These are the relevant questions

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Talon54 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought they said his girl friend had a fat bald cunt.....WTF!!!!

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BlackJack1776 24 points ago +24 / -0

As a que ball myself....

Feel free.

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sully 14 points ago +14 / -0

I started losing my hair when I was in my late teens, I finally shaved it all off a few years later when I was around 20/22 and I was always called a skinhead. Used to piss me off. Doesn't happen much anymore though as bald styles are more acceptable nowadays.

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GGAllin 12 points ago +12 / -0

I have a skullet but I'm 50 so I don't care

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

My man Riff Raff over here

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Zepp87 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's 50 and time is fleeting.

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BlackPillBot 0 points ago +1 / -1

You should have said thanks for nooticing. 💪🏻😁

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Pepedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Im sexually harassing you, baldy

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BlackJack1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Promises, promises....

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Pepedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

😁😉....hey you.... don't get caught out in the rain. Wouldn't want you to melt, sugar. But then again, I wouldn't mind your sweet syrup. 😏😏

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Hillarysudders 2 points ago +2 / -0

Baldy.

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BlackJack1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

[Hurt fee fees INTENSIFIES]

:)

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10gauge 20 points ago +20 / -0

Too much soy leads to weak men.

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TrumpAndGodWin 12 points ago +12 / -0

And weak men are like women, and a country of only women gets raped and enslaved.

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deletedandreacted 6 points ago +6 / -0

Deep

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Penetration?

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it’s only women who is doing the raping and enslaving?

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Other countries that invade.

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

The reply i was looking for was “the women with dicks” but of course you are also correct.

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Notmyresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

Check the southern border lately?

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

other liberals. the gay part, at least.

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good thing for the soyboys...they love the cock.

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MobileDev4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just gonna leave this here.

https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php

Might need to rename Great Britain to the Soy Isles.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

And fat bald cunts.

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BarneyFranksNipples 20 points ago +20 / -0

As gay as this is, I hope some based brits use it to ruin a few raging feminist’s careers.

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BarneyFrank 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah we could get a bunch of filthy leftist spokespersons canceled over this bullshit. Petty tactics but they did it first so they lowered the bar.

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Dirk_Diggler 13 points ago +13 / -0

Society is collapsing on a global scale, but I am glad people still have their priorities in order.

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StoryTimeHour 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oi you gotta a loicense for that razor?

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago +5 / -0

For the razor, yes, but kitchen knoves are verboten.

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Doochebag 9 points ago +10 / -1

Brits are such fucking pussies

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InsectOverlord 8 points ago +10 / -2

This is sticky-worthy?

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Moebius 6 points ago +6 / -0

“When I spoke to him about it, he began to call me a stupid, old, bald cunt and threatened to deck me.”

The company fired Finn for intimidation after he approached them with a document about the incident written with the help of his son, a police officer, believing he had filed a police report.

The Judge who made the ruling is bald himself...

https://adnamerica.com/en/europe/insulting-male-baldness-sexist-rules-uk-judge

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witchism11 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wonder what happens if you call a woman bald...?

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123breadman 6 points ago +6 / -0

You've had a little much to think.

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OhNoes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's talk about it down at the station.

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TheOneTruePresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will Smith slaps you.

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commiedestroyer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I guess it’s a soft way of calling him a dickhead. I don’t know anymore lmao

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Slothboy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, we prefer the term "hair impaired"

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liveinliberty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Follically challenged?

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YouTubeSucksDicks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imp-haired.

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FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

Women can be bald, too. Right, Jada?

They just need to stop calling it the UK. They're just the silly island now.

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BarneyFrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty soon the kingdom won’t even be the entire island.

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ADEPhase3AnimalTrial 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chris Rock would not have been slapped in the UK then huh?

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Crappydatum 3 points ago +3 / -0

You beat me to it

I was going to say, Will Smith enters the room

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Crappydatum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Following me around now? Shouldn't you change your ID to getalife?

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Psyk0Tripp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shave your head to become a protected class

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A_Colostomy_Bag 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you get offended at being called "bald" you need to grow thicker skin not more hair.

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JoeBidensDementia1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Listen, you bald faggot...

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wolfsettler 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm balding and I say fuck these cue ball faggots and the judges that said this gay ass shit.

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VarusSPQR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn’t this an example of just calling a spade a spade?

But enough about Maxine Waters.

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COCOMOJOE 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like this one i could sue so many companies because the HR lady's called me short and bald!

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DemocratsStoleRVotes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Costanza would be rich

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MobileDev4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been sexually harassing Tim Pool this whole time?

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IllKissYourBoobies 3 points ago +3 / -0

You just want to date him..

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AnonymousShitPoster 4 points ago +4 / -0

guess words like “british faggots” wouldnt go over well either

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PokemonGoToThePolls 4 points ago +4 / -0

calling a man bald

How DARE you assume someone’s gender and hair status

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Patriot9 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣we’re so screwed

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Midgeba 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's just no hope for clown world anymore...

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wrmevlp 3 points ago +3 / -0

And don't call me old. That would be age discrimination. Or fat. Or thin, Or tall. Or short. Call yourself stupid and gullible, if you have to call someone something. If that won't work then mind your manners, and keep your opinions to yourself.

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Mike0xquitelong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jada Smith has entered the chat.

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wolfsettler 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's got weave scalp. It's what happens when black bitches be putting cheap ass weaves on they heads tryin to look white because they so butt ugly they can't get a black man to look they way. Yes I said that like a black man.

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Saxonlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone - just don't expect me to talk - safer all round if I don't.

This is getting more ridiculous by the day.

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freebirdie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope. I'm just done with the stupidity. I'm ready any time, God. This world needs an enema.

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cd3dog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just when you think they cannot get any more stupid.

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julianleroux 2 points ago +2 / -0

PSA: Ask your doctor about finasteride, the pill that Trump himself uses to keep his golden locks.

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guess we're going to see a sudden spurt in criminals shaving their heads. After all, describing someone as "5'11, dark complexion, bald..." is now sexual harassment and likely grounds for appeal.

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Odinius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Arrest Larry David!! That fuckin baldie!

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is "Chrome Dome" off limits, too?

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about calling a woman bald?

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Shmioighan 2 points ago +2 / -0

And yet more proof that the only end result of Liberalism is as Rousseau saw it; The State acting as the intermediary between all human interactions on every level and a rendering of all things human down to meaninglessness in the search for Liberty, Fraternity and Equality. "Don't you see it's the only way? We'll free you from the bonds that enslave you, even if it means killing you all or making life no longer worth it!"

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

UK is such a fucking shithole.

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok penis head I won't call you bald anymore 🤣

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TheTexan 2 points ago +2 / -0

When did everyone in the UK save for a few people develop giant leaky vaginas and lose all of their common sense?

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burritolivesmatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm bald........

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Krat 2 points ago +2 / -0

So is the ultimate wokeness now a pregnant baldie? A baldnant ?

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Ienjoywearingcrocs 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d have a field day and be very rich if I were there

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PerchingEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lawyers will be arguing about widow's peaks and donuts.

🤡🌏

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

What happens if a person way above me in rank and power start making fun of my weight? Like maybe he says, "Hey look fat....."

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smartass 2 points ago +2 / -0

The BS just never ends. Stop this planet, I want to get off!

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minotaurbeach 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bald is a sexuality today and a new gender tomorrow.

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anon2309011 1 point ago +1 / -0

UK simping for Will Smith.

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ThisIsMyBurnerPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

This makes no sense whatsoever and is a perfect counterpart to sexual harassment laws for women.

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Nerdrem1 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's fucking retarded, "sexual harassment" pertains to unwanted interactions of a sexual nature, it doesn't have anything to do with sex/gender.

Saying "ooh I bet I could lube up that shiny bald head of yours and slide it right up my ass" would be sexual harassment. Saying "haha you're fucking bald, baldy" is not.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.