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madeaprofilejustforu 35 points ago +35 / -0

That was lame. I would have paid them to refrain from downloading that free thing for me.

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JMaN 23 points ago +24 / -1

Remember when Liam Neeson's daughter went to Europe with her one friend after Liam Neeson told her not to go because the world was way more dangerous than she thought about how the world actually was and they were listening to U2 in Europe when her and her friend both got TAKEN by sex traffickers and were made to take drugs and be sex slaves?

And then Liam Neeson was all like I don't know you. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a Ransom, I can tell you, I don't have Money. But what I do have, are a very particular set of skills. Skills I've acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for the people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I'll not look for you. I'll not pursue you. But If you don't, I'll look for you. I'll find you and I'll kill you.

And then that European guy was like good luck!

That was AWESOME!

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chickeninoven 8 points ago +8 / -0

I 'member.

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BlueKentuckyGirl 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nope, sorry, I don’t know that one. Must have been busy elsewhere.

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JMaN 9 points ago +9 / -0

For real? Busy doing what exactly? Probably busy NOT being a sex slave in Europe because you listened to your daddy Liam Neeson and didn't take that trip to Europe and dance around to U2 like a couple a YOU TWO DUMB-ASSES hahahaha... Am I right?

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

You’re not wrong

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

? Sorry, no clue what you are talking about. Stay well Fren

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JMaN 4 points ago +5 / -1

I went to the doctor... And he's just another CLOWN!

You probably don't know what I'm talking about again.

And then you gotta take a shot at my mental health? That's not healthy! Is that healthy? I don't think that's healthy. Not something a real FREN would say to another FREN. Do you know what I mean?

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JMaN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watch the movie "Taken" - That's the first reference.

"I went to the doctor and he's just another clown" is in a Peter Frampton song called "All I wanna be (Is by your side)" - You should listen to that...

Frampton had horrific vax side effects...

Edit: Ironically

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow yeah you might be on to “something”

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JMaN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha You're so funny! Did you know I once swam in a fountain in Kentucky?

Are just screwing with me or did you actually watch the movie and listen to the song?

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magaaaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was awesome

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Kamalasflappymoosear 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it was even more awesomer that the Liam was talking about the dangers of Europe to his daughter that was in LA.

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wow, they should make a movie about that.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was the musical equivalent of putting flyers on the windows of cars in a parking lot.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 32 points ago +32 / -0

U2 concerts? Hasn't Ukraine suffered enough?

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BlueKentuckyGirl 11 points ago +11 / -0

Apparently not

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

They’re still a corrupt country hosting pelosi Biden and Trudeau… soooooo. No.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 5 points ago +5 / -0

Putin: "It's time for the nuclear option. Airdrop Nickelback into Ukraine."

Russian Air Force General: "What, like to their iPhones?"

Putin: "No, we're going to parachute them into Kiev."

Russian Air Force General: "Mother of god, there won't be any survivors."

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Avenatti2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was a test. If Zelensky can keep his mouth shut about U2, he surely won't complain of paying 10% to The Big Guy.

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AnthraciteCracker 20 points ago +20 / -0

What's Bono up to now? 20-25 Courics?

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TexasPiper 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh!

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TrumpAndGodWin 6 points ago +6 / -0
  1. Alex Jones said that Bono only gives 1% of the donations he collects.
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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's 9 points short, if he expects the Big Guy to let him get away with it for long.

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OneBigMaga 0 points ago +3 / -3

So he is like every other charity on the planet. Most only give about $0,01 per dollar raised. Non-profit doesn't mean everyone works for free. Greenpeace CEOs retire with millions. Pretty good for a non-profit.

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Avenatti2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Poor guy will always be #2.

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MasterOfIllusions 18 points ago +18 / -0

"Oh look, U2 put a free album on my phone!

...how do I get an album off my phone?"

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BlueKentuckyGirl 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol

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TwitterIsTrash 9 points ago +9 / -0

I still remember the top search on everything was “how do I remove U2 album from iTunes”. It was priceless.

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OrthamVega 8 points ago +8 / -0

For me it is hard to name a shittier band. I still dont understand how that shit sold albums. Although the coof proved that millions around the world are idiots so maybe its that.

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TennesseeScorpio [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wow U2? I thought it was me! They were selling out stadiums around the world… But I’m think how??? They absolutely suck!

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OrthamVega 3 points ago +3 / -0

na U2 is overinflated yuppy rock. Odd who the shitlibs that run the record companies push.

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IAmDisappoint 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah both of their songs sound the same.

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Eatinglue 6 points ago +6 / -0

Watch “Ukraine on Fire”. 2016 movie. Holy shit ALL OF THIS IS A PSYOP.

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SaveUsSCOTUS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't stress this enough.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

They did the same thing back then…concerts and shit to build sympathy??

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Reborned20 6 points ago +6 / -0

they need earplugs

signed, tired of U2 wailing....

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minotaurbeach 6 points ago +6 / -0

No wonder why southpark made an episode about Bono, where everyone discovered, he was made of 'shit'.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

No I’m made of shit. Bono IS shit

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109Bars 6 points ago +6 / -0

Their music is so shit they can’t even give it away.

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diogenesofthearch 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wonder if Russian rockets know the location of this concerts. It'd do the world some good.

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TheironToaster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Was this concert part of the 40 billion dollar stimulus package we sent to them?

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brundlefly777 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had no idea about this (the concert, not the shitty iphone thing everyone is commenting about). Wow.

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TennesseeScorpio [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Phone… Siri's a bitch!

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then some

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TennesseeScorpio [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s Bono’s ghost stealing my words again!

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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Lowwdown 4 points ago +4 / -0

hah i remember ... i was like wtf.

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BigDuke6 4 points ago +4 / -0

On your what, OP? Don't leave us hanging.

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TennesseeScorpio [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

My Iphone! Bono’s ghost still haunts it and steals random words!

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JoeBidensDementia1 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the exact reason I stopped listening to them.

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Just_An_Idahoan 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's an Apple?

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BlueKentuckyGirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

What’s a potato, Idahoan?

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

A fruit and many varieties. I love Granny Smith and Honeycrisp

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Just_An_Idahoan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes! Fruits love fruit!! 😉

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BlueKentuckyGirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is hilarious

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brsmith77 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man of the year for Putin if he manages to land a bomb on that insufferable cunt Bono...

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Effin’ hilarious. Thanks

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TommyJarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

And after you deleted it, it magically reappeared!

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 2 points ago +2 / -0

True, they need funding to host more surprise U2 concerts.

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behindenemylines310 2 points ago +2 / -0

You hit accept on the terms and conditions, so yes you signed up to get really gay music with even gayer album art.

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Nibba 2 points ago +2 / -0

To this day, when my phone connects to my car it starts auto playing U2. I’m too lazy to delete all the trash they forced onto my phone but it gets me worked up every single time it happens, and it happens every single time I turn my car on.

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EvJohn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm still mad at Apple for taking away the command line when we switched from an Apple II to a Cave Mac.

I was barely a teenager, but I vowed then to never own an Apple product myself. Never have. Never will.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +2 / -1

Uhm there’s still a command line

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EvJohn 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is now.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +3 / -2

There always was fam. Look Apple sucks and has its issues but don’t post fake news

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EvJohn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wanna know how I know you didn't have a cave Mac?

Hint: it was exclusively mousey GUI

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OneBigMaga 2 points ago +3 / -1

I don't use apple products, so this was never a problem for me.

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Bastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, yes. The U2 Mac virus.

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

And for hours you’re just Gentle On My Mind Ky John Hartford song made fame sung by Glen Campbell

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey Siri. Uh huh. Play Gentle on my Mind ahhhh

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GodHatesBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

crew cut with beard in a suit is the look of a guy that bros down with Tucker Carlson then watches a rec league basketball team give his wife the full court press. Airtight.

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lolol thanks TN

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OneBigMaga -1 points ago +1 / -2

Benji? Like the dog from those old movies?