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live3ordye 49 points ago +49 / -0

Thank you for your service

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BlueEyedDevil 27 points ago +27 / -0

Ultra Faggot.

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DaveMastor 25 points ago +25 / -0

Chuck Yogurt: ULTRA FAGA

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fuckthealphabetsoup 21 points ago +21 / -0

FAGA

Faggots

Against

God's

America

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UnitedStatesofSmash 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm definitely going to use that.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 12 points ago +12 / -0

FAGGOT KING

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RexCollumSilvarum 4 points ago +4 / -0

The fa-GOAT!

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 16 points ago +16 / -0

The sandpeople cannon fodder of the banking cartels are a protected class.

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Mikespenis123 2 points ago +2 / -0

and they will return, and in greater numbers...

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BallsackPaneer 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ask him about the Armenian Genocide. That usually evolves into a grand-mal Cenk-out.

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Amaroq64 12 points ago +12 / -0

Will we be able to call him a goatfucking faggot once Elon Musk is in charge?

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Patriotic [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

I sure hope so because the truth hurts sometimes.

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denkendermann 8 points ago +8 / -0

my hunch is that elon was recruited to initiate the Twitter implosion...not to actually close on the deal...

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MichelesPenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or slow the growth of Truth? "Yay twatter is going to be fixed, I don't need to change platforms"?

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fuckthealphabetsoup 8 points ago +8 / -0

That could be between 6 and 24 months, depending how hard they try to stall.

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stingyarthropods 3 points ago +3 / -0

i'm holding back on my new account until the sale is official. had 2 lock outs, first was 12 hours and the next was an immediate 7 days.

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TheSonOfGadsden 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey chunk, you like fucking animals and getting fucked by them?

Chunk: OF COOOOOURSE!!

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Shitheel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Loooook it uuuuuuppp!!!!

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TheSonOfGadsden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Google it!!!

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Bw2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

This post made me laugh my ass off for some reason!

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chickeninoven 6 points ago +6 / -0

"No shame in getting creampied by a goat"

  • Chunk
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Helmerj 6 points ago +6 / -0

G.O.A.T. fucking faggot.

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AnthraciteCracker 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey as long as the goat got pleasure it is OK - Cenk

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DonLemonParty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck that dune coon.

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ColonelKlink 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for letting us know.

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based_trekkie 3 points ago +3 / -0

I called Geraldo "Whorealdo" and got drop kicked from twatter too over a year ago.

I was being offensive to sex workers or something , so they said...'

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BlackJack1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fact checkers got you on the Goat part.

Should have gone with blowing horses. That way you could have rebutted your ban with Chunk Yogurt's own video on his enthusiasm on that topic.

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crazyfingers619 3 points ago +3 / -0

No man rallies against "horse paste" that hard without secretly longing for it

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FuckMeAndMyPassword 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its not defamation if its true :)

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OldWhiteMale 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you...

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Lesko_Badcop 2 points ago +2 / -0

You've earned a place of honor here, pede!

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Sheprecon31 2 points ago +2 / -0

Respect and may your dont give a fuckery last for ever I salute you

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Neonentity 2 points ago +2 / -0

He ackshually prefers pleasuring horses. Or so he says.

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FucKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got permananned for asking Alyssa Milano if she was, in fact, retarded. So yeah, I'm pretty sure calling that goat fucking faggot a goat fucking faggot is bannable

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DaveMastor 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% Worth it, imho.

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Lowersidecustoms 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that the Elon deal is in jeopardy the ban hammer Is swinging again. I hope he doesn’t buy it, there’s been plenty of exposure in the last couple weeks. Now let it burn to the ground

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RizzlieDoodad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Faguette seems to work

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_Trunalimunumaprzure 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool

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DMFT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is Cenk a goat fucker?

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RexCollumSilvarum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Couldn't tell you. Who can see into the minds of these degenerates?

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Pepelosi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only chunky can truly answer that.

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I_heart_blastbeats 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm saying it's patriots vs faggots will get thrown off reddit also.

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ikuyas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me try right now!

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OwnaLib87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Worth

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Crownius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Speed run time.

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Angry 1 point ago +4 / -3

Worth it.

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Chuj 1 point ago +1 / -0

Twitter controllers were in shock with Musk's possible purchase, and let things slide. But the controllers are back. I report lefties for violent threats, etc - no ban.

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ChynahIzAzzhole 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about, buffalo fucker?

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BigBadJim 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can also confirm that saying a slut that caused a guy to off himself to be burned at the stake will get you banned from twatter.

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NaggerPlease 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTF is chunk yogurt?

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YouTubeSucksDicks 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're not allowed to speak the truth on the twatters.

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E-dantes 1 point ago +1 / -0

*dog fucking...... it's on video. He is okay with it.

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eveandadam 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just say this at him: "Armenian Genocide"

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AttilaTheHun 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s Twitter for ya.. throwing you off for telling the truth… I got perma-tossed back in the day for reminding Paul Krugman it’s never a good idea to go ‘Full Retard’..

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Ginandtonic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best post of the day…

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SweetBeef 1 point ago +2 / -1

Showed him

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Realassman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh shit, I’m already perma banned on twatter for calling Black Lies Matter. I’m going to miss this opportunity to get banned again

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eveandadam 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell him that MAGA also stands for:

**Making **Armenian **Genocide **Acknowledged

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CantStumpTheTrump 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yes, they are clearly losing out on something special....

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 0 points ago +1 / -1

Logging into twitter makes one a faggot

Quit making twitter more important than it is

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Kamalas-Snatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah twitter is a cesspool, and we shouldn’t be upset that twitter is cucked, it aint our home. But the brave souls that can tolerate them cucked fegs, amd spread the good word, well I appreciate them. Twitter isn’t a road I wanna travel, so the patriots that DO hold the line there... good for them and good for us. Again fuck twitter.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do you appreciate them? It's futility. They're just addicted

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CommieCucker 0 points ago +1 / -1

saying "LOL you're a fuckin retard" is looked down upon as well

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Gnometard -1 points ago +2 / -3

I'm not a goat fucking faggot so I don't have a twitter to get thrown from twitter

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Patriotic [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a feeling you've felt up a goat or two in your lifetime.. You seem the type.