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Ex-libtard 16 points ago +16 / -0

Men never started getting pregnant.

Who told you that?

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KuzoKevin 17 points ago +17 / -0

Chest feeders.

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smokedcheese [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Birthing persons

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KuzoKevin 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm 60 and have man-boobs. If I even try to feed a baby, just fucking shoot me. In the head. Empty the clip.

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FORGOTTEN_PEDE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fix them man boobs sir

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chickeninoven 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you feeling the urge or something?

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't we all?

Wait....did I say that?

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KuzoKevin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know. Cutting off boobs is all the rage these days.

I live in a single story house, and I never realized my breasts were oppressive until I hurried down a flight of stairs at a neighbor's house.

It was awkward, and I cried because my health insurance doesn't pay for top surgery.

I'm devastated. Literally shaking right now.

Hugs to all of you for your support.

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mass55th 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just one clip? Or is there room for negotiations?

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skyhawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

More like dick feeders

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CovfefeAnon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not a biologist

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DaveMastor 7 points ago +7 / -0

We never had a baby formula shortage until Bill Gates invested in artificial breast milk

FTFY.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, shit! I just flashed on that old Woody Allen movie where the mad scientist has a giant breast get away from him and go around squirting people to death.

F'ing Bill Gates.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 2 points ago +2 / -0

So true

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reagan2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's because they don't have tits and they're using up all the formula that could otherwise go to women who can't breastfeed.

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Snoozebum 2 points ago +2 / -0

(Them are bearded ladies)

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creamkern 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably buy it up to stock for social media posts. Good old background staging for the camera. What? baby supplies on my counter? Thank you for noticing my femininity, next week we can tour my tampon hoard from coupon-ing because I'm a real girl.

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mass55th 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next, there will be a shortage of tampons, and sanitary napkins because men have started menstruating.

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MAGAMATT45 1 point ago +1 / -0

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