Oh, shit! I just flashed on that old Woody Allen movie where the mad scientist has a giant breast get away from him and go around squirting people to death.
Probably buy it up to stock for social media posts. Good old background staging for the camera. What? baby supplies on my counter? Thank you for noticing my femininity, next week we can tour my tampon hoard from coupon-ing because I'm a real girl.
Men never started getting pregnant.
Who told you that?
Chest feeders.
Birthing persons
I'm 60 and have man-boobs. If I even try to feed a baby, just fucking shoot me. In the head. Empty the clip.
Fix them man boobs sir
Are you feeling the urge or something?
Don't we all?
Wait....did I say that?
I know. Cutting off boobs is all the rage these days.
I live in a single story house, and I never realized my breasts were oppressive until I hurried down a flight of stairs at a neighbor's house.
It was awkward, and I cried because my health insurance doesn't pay for top surgery.
I'm devastated. Literally shaking right now.
Hugs to all of you for your support.
Just one clip? Or is there room for negotiations?
More like dick feeders
Not a biologist
We never had a baby formula shortage until Bill Gates invested in artificial breast milk
FTFY.
Oh, shit! I just flashed on that old Woody Allen movie where the mad scientist has a giant breast get away from him and go around squirting people to death.
F'ing Bill Gates.
So true
Vaccinated mothers must have formula https://theirishsentinel.com/2022/05/01/sudden-rise-of-unvaccinated-children-with-liver-damage-were-breastfed-by-fully-vaccinated-mothers/
It's because they don't have tits and they're using up all the formula that could otherwise go to women who can't breastfeed.
(Them are bearded ladies)
Probably buy it up to stock for social media posts. Good old background staging for the camera. What? baby supplies on my counter? Thank you for noticing my femininity, next week we can tour my tampon hoard from coupon-ing because I'm a real girl.
Next, there will be a shortage of tampons, and sanitary napkins because men have started menstruating.
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