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Friggin lizard people 🦖 (media.patriots.win) 💩   SHITPOST   💩
posted ago by Wiggle-Hard ago by Wiggle-Hard +2043 / -1
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SoaringBull 86 points ago +86 / -0

Wait…that’s not Rachel Maddow? LMAO

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orcwordlaugh 64 points ago +64 / -0

Looks like if Rachel Maddow and Steve Buscemi had a child.

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RedFoxOnFire 45 points ago +45 / -0

For crying out loud, two men can't impregnate each other.

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AnthraciteCracker 31 points ago +31 / -0

This is probably the most transphobic thing I ever heard.

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Keiichi81 22 points ago +22 / -0

I'm literally shaking.

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Totalitarian 16 points ago +16 / -0

Shake out the gay!

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SquiggyMcPepe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Shocking!

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SuperWhig 3 points ago +5 / -2

Sneed sells feed and seed which is perfectly normal. Chuck, on the other hand....

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South_Florida_Guy 16 points ago +16 / -0

And then Woody Allen banged the offspring when she was 12.

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SquiggyMcPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well soon-yi was adopted so I think he had that angle the entire time. Never trust celebs that adopt it always turns to shit.

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Kek_The_World 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amy Comey Barrett has entered the chat.

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La-a 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, misspelled his name

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TheTPL 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember those commercials where they fry an egg and say "this is your brain on drugs"? This is Rachel Madcow on meth.

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GreatHumungous 25 points ago +27 / -2

That’s what I was going to say.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s a guy? Looks like a metrosexual creature.

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Mungo 12 points ago +13 / -1

Obviously

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South_Florida_Guy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yup

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 27 points ago +27 / -0

Initially read the subtitle as "Communist, The New Yorker"!

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CovfefeAnon 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's more accurate than columnist

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WomenShouldntVote 25 points ago +26 / -1

Goblin

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GaslighterInChief 11 points ago +14 / -3

Oy vey, that's what the height of intellect looks like, goys!

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FactsBeforeOpinions 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hobbling around coming after us.

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ImSmart 2 points ago +2 / -0

The New Yorker and the NYT are goblin lairs.

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eupraxia128 25 points ago +26 / -1

No real American has the name "MASHA GESSEN".

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Iuviuv 11 points ago +12 / -1

That is correct

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cosmos411 22 points ago +22 / -0

Rachel Maddowburgsteinowitz

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DerpHerpinson69 7 points ago +7 / -0

btw it's not a dude it's a dyke, all butch dykes age badly & dress like dudes

how do i know? tiny shoulders, tiny neck, feminine skull shape

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AllTheWayTrump 16 points ago +16 / -0

That’s a guy? I thought it was Rachel Madcow. Oh wait…..

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ubermk3 16 points ago +16 / -0

Looks like the face of all the manufactured crises on earth.

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FaddyMcSaddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oof! Top kek comment

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ubermk3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cheers!

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TheLivingExample 14 points ago +14 / -0

All the men have a buzzy voice like Chuck Schumer, Alejandro Mayorkas, and Merrick Garland. They were all stuffed in lockers and now are in positions of power.

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TheDTOMDon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ever heard john brennan talk? I had to do a double take when I saw a clip of him talking. He looks like some meathead thug but he talks like an effeminate san francisco yoga instructor.

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doug2 3 points ago +5 / -2

By buzzy you mean Jewish than yep

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MobileDev4Trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's Gollum

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Thecamelsback 13 points ago +13 / -0

We sure that's not a woman transitioning?

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616e6f6e796d6f7573 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wikipedia says it's non binary and has 3 children, so yeah, female to male. What a world.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

I believe it is.. we need a better shot of that throat (even though you can shave an adams apple off these days)

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Xanisor 13 points ago +13 / -0

Marxist abomination, only kept alive with Rothschild money.

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Califunyun 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is that Pat from SNL?

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Iuviuv 7 points ago +7 / -0

Back when SNL was funny some of the time!

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FaddyMcSaddy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh Vey! Shut it down!

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Sansa_Belt 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Guy"? Guy... how dare you presume gender and pronouns! Well, I never!

Looks like Maddow had her lips blasted with silicone.

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Boruzu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goi actually

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Trubs 10 points ago +10 / -0

Now that's some low T

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616e6f6e796d6f7573 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ironic considering it's female to male and is getting pumped with synthetic T most likely

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Trubs 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't tell anymore.

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Bearskinman 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kill it with fire!

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Mothertrumprr 9 points ago +9 / -0

The 80's called. Wall Street has a ledge for your up jump off of. Looks like the friend in Wolf of Wallstreet. Smoke crack with me bro!

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TrumpIsAHero 9 points ago +10 / -1

The Tiny Hat Club.

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Grover70 8 points ago +8 / -0

Brother/sister of M. Garland?

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thetenman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cousin actually.

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Groundpounder 8 points ago +8 / -0

Imagine getting ready for your public appearance, thinking, “how can I most effectively confuse people about my gender…?”

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NoComment 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m white! Whoops, I’m not! I’m tribe!

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

like when the human suit doesn't fit you, and your reptilian features come out of the suit.

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Bullwinkle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are you sure that’s a guy?

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LazySusan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nope, it's a woman.

https://jwa.org/encyclopedia/article/gessen-masha

If you look it up, it now goes by "non binary-trans" and dresses like a man. I had to look it up because I couldn't figure out what was going on with it.

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616e6f6e796d6f7573 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love that due to deadnaming nobody not in the know reading this thing's biography would have a fucking clue as to what's going on.

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skuts 6 points ago +6 / -0

Save your bacon grease people. You're going to need it.

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Fieldsl22 6 points ago +6 / -0

ahhaHAHAHhah......Person looks JUST like my boss whom is the only far lefty i know, THIS is affirming of something !!

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Farage_massage 6 points ago +6 / -0

There’s no “Gessen” what the early life section will say here…

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malooch 5 points ago +5 / -0

Clearly that's Dr. Finklestein from Nightmare Before Christmas

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Vashts1985 5 points ago +5 / -0

That explains a lot about the new Yorker.

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Leakedgenderfluid 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have you seen the Oregon voters pamphlet? Holy shit I swear that “people” who run for office in this state are another species entirely.

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thetenman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not wrong.

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Datamancer 4 points ago +4 / -0

doing its best 'Ruth Bader Ginsberg after the donkey show' look.

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Qst10nEth1ng 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know it's on the conspiracy fringe table, but the more and more I see these damn things I can't help but come to the conclusion that they aren't like us at all. I just can't help but look at that pathetic thing and think to myself what the fuck is it. pokes with stick

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Madman2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like a marionette from fucking Thunderbirds.

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Yeeessss 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even Gilbert Gottfried thinks this guy looks too semetic

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MarvintheRobot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same tribe.

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Cropr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Read the early life. It’s like a lefties “build a character”.

“Gessen was born into a Jewish family in Moscow to Alexander and Yelena Gessen.Gessen's paternal grandmother Ester Goldberg, the daughter of a socialist mother and a Zionist father, was born in Białystok, Poland, in 1923 and emigrated to Moscow in 1940. Ester's father Jakub Goldberg was murdered during the Holocaust in 1943, either in the Białystok Ghetto or a concentration camp. Ruzya Solodovnik, Gessen's maternal grandmother, was a Russian-born intellectual who worked as a censor for the Stalinist government until she was fired during an antisemitic purge. Gessen's maternal grandfather Samuil was a committed Bolshevik who died during World War II, leaving Ruzya to raise Yelena alone.”

In 1981, when Gessen was a teenager, Gessen's family moved via the US Refugee Resettlement Program to the United States. As an adult in 1991, Gessen moved to Moscow, where they worked as a journalist. They hold both Russian and US citizenship. Their brothers are Keith, Daniel and Philip Gessen.

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Sheprecon31 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oof looks like the spiderwick chronicles shit just got real

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DrumNbass 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is a contender for one of the most Jewish looking people I have ever seen.

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TheyLETyougrabit 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the Primarch of the entire MSNBC legion.

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thetenman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, Primarchs are superhuman, that thing is sub-human. What I believe we are looking at here is a slaanesh cultist in the middle of it's gradual transition to a fully demonic form. A human demon hybrid, like a low level one though. Nothing like a Primarch.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Incredible Mr. Limpet!

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Walt_Kowalski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Inbreeding is bad, even for the chosen people.

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Bb1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

F2M tranny

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thetenman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Demon.

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tired_of_leftists 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lot of people say, “What’s that?” It’s Pat!

A lot of people ask, “Who’s he? Or she?”

A ma’am or a sir, accept him or her

or whatever it might be.

It’s time for androgyny.

Here comes Pat!

SNL predicting the future back in the 90s!

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DamTahor 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Programming” the future.

Fixed it.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea, that's a dude!

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MohaveSkipper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rachel Madcow run out of adrenochrome again?

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Iuviuv 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the hell is even that?

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Iteachfuckingscience 2 points ago +2 / -0

But seriously is that a male or female?