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Vindalou 60 points ago +60 / -0

Only a broken person would live tweet their stroke.

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Moebius 21 points ago +22 / -1

Cat Lady...

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ChelseaHubbell 9 points ago +9 / -0

her last post got the most likes. they want her to die lol

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based_trekkie 6 points ago +6 / -0

doots go up, brain cells go down...

Average day for a libshit for brains.

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dc53dc53 4 points ago +4 / -0

For a handful of likes

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DaayTerkErJerbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

They want victim points an 'you so strong' replies

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OldGreg 35 points ago +35 / -0

Does it make me a bad man that I laugh at this now? I think it does.

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Cesare_Borgia 30 points ago +30 / -0

No. This person would be overjoyed if one of us were suffering.

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OldGreg 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ha, thanks. Great point.

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NotAPuma 18 points ago +18 / -0

Enjoy their Suffering, you know they'd be cheering on your death if the roles we're reversed.

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Wtfbombs 10 points ago +10 / -0

Totally agree, and they would overshare their enjoyment

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Midgeba 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not only would they.... but they did when we were getting fired for refusing their vax. Fucking hypocrites.

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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OldGreg 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not really.

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jsmurphy62 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck 'em.

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AnPrim 3 points ago +3 / -0

NOPE.

Unless you mean like Muhammed Ali - "I'm a BAAAAAD MAN"

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superfly 6 points ago +7 / -1

She still needs a couple of boosters to get to the finish line …

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1823 4 points ago +4 / -0

Without the vaccine their death would be so much worse.

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Moebius 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hey I may be 'Unvaxxed' but at least I'm not Tweeting about my Vaxx stroke on Twitter...in real-time.

Contemplate this on the 'Tree of Woe'...

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Slugbert 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sick Conan ref. Too bad about Arnie. :(

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drsowells1fan 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Being of sound mind and body as much as any leftist cat lady can be, I hereby bequeath to my Mom all tangible personal property:

Mr. Mittens and his cat condo My Ukranian and BLM flags My remaining Blue Apron subscription

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Star_Rover73 5 points ago +5 / -0

Funniest thing so far and probably not too far from the truth.

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johnqpublic864 5 points ago +5 / -0

Came to post something in the same spirit, but...yeah, you did it much better. Don't want They/Them Mittens's cat condo tied up in probate.

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1823 5 points ago +5 / -0

My Subaru with my bumper sticker collection

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drsowells1fan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like COEXIST and Republicans for Voldemort?

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Ace-Hardgroin 9 points ago +9 / -0

“Ableist” is, I think, the most faggoty and cringeworthy of all the made-up Marxist “ism” bullshit terms.

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koyima 8 points ago +8 / -0

How can they continue to lie to themselves after 3 strokes?

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hansgruber7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because the alternative is to admit they were wrong. In my experience, liberals would rather die than even consider that.

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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I_Love_45-70_Gov 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or...mom just wants all her cats.

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LadyOfLorien 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or doesn't want all the cats and wants to make sure she doesn't have to deal with it as next of kin.

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becky21k1 -2 points ago +5 / -7

I vote for this option, may 81 million updoots be yours

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GreatHumungous 7 points ago +7 / -0

So……you’re gonna die of myocarditis?

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nufosmatic 3 points ago +3 / -0

The correct way to phase the question is:

Did you die of myocarditis?

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clownworld30330 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soon, yes.

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nufosmatic 6 points ago +6 / -0

The amazing thing is she (he/xi/it/them/whateva) wrote most of this before the stroke... or did she (he/xi/it/them/whateva)?

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1823 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe Joe did get the vax.

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clownworld30330 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hard to tell with the village idiot fruition the Olympic village of idiots.

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

‘The butterfly’

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Midgeba 6 points ago +6 / -0

No refunds, you dumb leftist cunt. Listen to your Mom and make that will -- probate is a bitch. Not that it'll matter to you.

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JayKay1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

KARMA

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Jimmyjetfuel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Must be overdue for a booster.

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HotCarl 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're a giant joke, and everyone gets the punchline but you.

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becky21k1 -3 points ago +3 / -6

She could literally be on the end of a line to be punched and wouldn't get it

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Star_Rover73 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aren’t strokes typically more common in men? There you go its one of them there Trans Jengas.

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InsideMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was it ischemic or hemorrhagic? Ischemic could be the vax, while a hemorrhagic stroke in a liberal is likely brought on by an aneurysm due to aggravated reeeeing..

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angrysnowpede 4 points ago +4 / -0

The best part is the gold-digging mother.

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1823 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet her mom is based.

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ekos640 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mom wants her dildo collection lol

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swutalk 3 points ago +3 / -0

ugh that visual of the hairy dyketard cat lady with toys was not pleasant.

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Ozark_bubby 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 3 points ago +3 / -0

My Remains reads like an unfunny troll account.

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Killerko 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think there might be less crazy leftist around next voting cycle xD

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not_a_glowie_just_fo [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Death never stopped them from voting

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clownworld30330 2 points ago +2 / -0

Death - the one blue pill that will make me vote dem. Though or RINOs are trying to make do it before I die.

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WithinAshes 3 points ago +3 / -0

As a physically disabled person that is constantly in pain (benign tumors), it is actually pro-maskers, not anti-vaxxers that end up interfering with my life. I literally cannot wear a mask due to the pain inducing sensory overload to the point that I cannot go to a doctor's office that requires one (my neurologist doesn't) and I just try wearing it on my chin until they go in, then they no longer require it. Making someone afraid of seeking out medical care is the definition of "ableist". You can also argue that people who are more likely to have complications with the vaccine are also "ableist". It depends entirely on what perspective calling someone ableist benefits you. Stop using disabled people to get what you want; there's too wide of a range of disabilities for that.

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johnqpublic864 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her cats are probably so fucked up and malnourished from leftover impossible whoppers and other such bullshit.

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Stanwyk74 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your faith in science has failed you.

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FloridaBezerker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her mom probably posts here. 'Make a will, honey. You'll be dead soon'.

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honeymussie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd like to see the stats on the odds of a woman young enough to have a living parent having three strokes. The mother knows she's not gonna last much longer.

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clownworld30330 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mom knows what's up.

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AnPrim 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHA, Mom says, I've got dibs on your junk you fuckin dipshit.

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NineZeroFive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Press S to spit.

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Angry 2 points ago +2 / -0

End of story.

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snoopy3210 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sad they didn’t take all the moderna

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Symonize 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 well traffic and housing cost should get just a little better 🤷‍♂️

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ChynahIzAzzhole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Myra... send Fauci a thank you card...

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angrysnowpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you published these full-time on a website and collected donations you could probably make a good living.

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Peanutshucko 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahahahahahaha, I know I'm supposed to love everybody "Jesus tells me that" but why is it still so funny

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

God can be truly hilarious and also terrifying, woe to those who become His punch line.

Hebrews 10:31 (ESV) “It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.”

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glevert 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've read so many these, and the common thread is the posters' unrelenting hatred and desire for revenge against their fellow man. Are we sure it's the vaxx or could it be all that anger and ugliness killing them?

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not_a_glowie_just_fo [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been saying that TDS can be terminal for a while now..

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slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goodbye and good riddance.

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Yeti2 2 points ago +2 / -0

It seems safe and effective

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAKE THAT WILL

MAKE THAT WILL

MAKE THAT WILL

(mom has been keepin' her eye ball on that xbox for some time now)

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAKE THAT WILL

MAKE THAT WILL

MAKE THAT WILL

(mom has been eye ballin' that xbox for a while now)

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swutalk 2 points ago +2 / -0

She was already so stupid to begin with that I don't think the strokes will slow her down mentally going forward. but doesn't really matter because she is a Dead Libtard Talkin. will be dead soon. maybe a year or two if she is lucky.

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TommyJarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

yousa people gonna die?

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WhoMeTwo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm rooting for the strokes.

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Unicron3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes I worry about the upcoming recession but then I remember all the people who have removed themselves from competition.

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1823 2 points ago +2 / -0

Terminally stupid

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Logan051361 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's safe and effective

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patrioticwinning3 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Ableists" wow talk about elitist. Who uses something that far removed from the common vernacular when talking to a public audience? Clearly someone who is both insecure of their intelligence, and narcissistic enough to get a thrill out of thinking they "sound smart" and that "intimidates" most people!

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ObongoForPrison2020 1 point ago +2 / -1

I want you dead, Myra. Die. It's time for you to vacate this earthly existence and descend to hell. Taker your beastly mark and your fear and DIE.

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QLARP -3 points ago +4 / -7

Checked her account seems like a fat hypochondriac that overshares on Twitter

You should delete it, it just melts your brain op

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not_a_glowie_just_fo [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

they are all fat hypochondriacs who overshare on Twitter

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QLARP -3 points ago +2 / -5

Just friendly advice that app will fill your brain with worms

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not_a_glowie_just_fo [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh yeah for sure I scroll incognito with a pre-set search criteria, I don't just read all their timeline word diarrhea

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QLARP -5 points ago +2 / -7

Oh ok that's a normal and healthy hobby

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ekos640 6 points ago +6 / -0

You don't know who you're talking to

Him and his posts are national treasures

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Ozark_bubby 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think he is a she

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ekos640 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's 2022 just insert whatever bigot :P

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not_a_glowie_just_fo [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't read it as sarcasm 😂 I'm the updooter

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QLARP -2 points ago +2 / -4

Very cool, I prefer fishing

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Sleeping_giant 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah u prefer havin cocks down ur throat.

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becky21k1 -3 points ago +2 / -5

human cat condo

A cat condo usually has a place where cats can crawl inside to sleep. WTF is this bitch doing with her body?