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posted ago by MAGAMATT45 ago by MAGAMATT45 +2363 / -0
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canada_is_communist 84 points ago +84 / -0

Look at this fatcat who can afford rice

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ShartMaster 36 points ago +36 / -0

I know! And he used about 1/5 of an entire sheet of paper! It must be a birthday or anniversary meal.

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Wankerton 14 points ago +14 / -0

I just suck on a bottle of hot sauce imagining its big brothers milk

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bigdickhangsright 3 points ago +3 / -0

They call that Devil's Milk (same thing)

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anonymous sources say hot sauce comes straight from Hillary Clintonโ€™s nipples.

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IncredibleMrE1 9 points ago +10 / -1

Is that REAL ink on the paper??? He's seriously splurging.

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SirJiub 11 points ago +11 / -0

Rice AND ketchup...

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CorradoSoprano 11 points ago +11 / -0

Real tomato ketchup?

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Bohemyth_2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nothing but the best Clark

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ThouShallNotSteal 9 points ago +9 / -0

That definitely is not ketchup. Taco bell hot sauce pack?

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's exactly how we got sauce on rice in college. Weekly taco bell raids.

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SaltiTaralli 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pretty sure that's Sriracha.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure it's just wishful thinking. You ain't getting no sauce, peasant.

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Steady3 9 points ago +9 / -0

You know how many rices are on that plate? This dude loaded.

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Kek_The_World 7 points ago +7 / -0

To be fair the โ€œsauceโ€ is a free ketchup packet, so saved a few cents there.

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t_l_winks 6 points ago +6 / -0

And sriracha! Que rico!

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CovfefeAnon 27 points ago +27 / -0

White rice is deeply problematic and steamed in oppression.

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RabidZoo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Honky ass rice and it's microagrainsions!

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

Systemic ricism influenced this decision which negatively impacts brown and indigenous rices

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logan34 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why not call it plain rice? Whites trigger me. Reeeee!

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Slugbert 4 points ago +4 / -0

You donโ€™t like rice? Tell me, CovfefeAnon, how can a billion (and a half) chinese people be wrong?

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those poor Asians were forced to make racist rice for thousands of years!! The horror

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DeplorableDC 15 points ago +15 / -0

Looks like some piggy took more than their share of the paper chicken...

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ShartMaster 9 points ago +9 / -0

It looks like it has DRAWN ON seasoning! There's no way that I could afford to waste precious graphite like that.

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blackbirdbluesky 12 points ago +12 / -0

Draw a baby bottle ๐Ÿ˜ž

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bigdickhangsright 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why can't you breast feed?!?!

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Jack_HinsonTN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, they did get triple-vaxxed, so if they breastfeed the baby's liver will rot.

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illidann 1 point ago +1 / -0

Baby Formula is racist !!!!!! Reeeeeeeeee !!!!!

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MawaDeBlanco1 1 point ago +1 / -0

a lot of women find it inconvenient.

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Nokabal 10 points ago +11 / -1

KEK

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dagoat4l 8 points ago +8 / -0

This dude bragging about rice with a side of engineered chicken. Rich folks have it made.

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TrumpWonByALandslide 6 points ago +6 / -0

Year Three: Just a picture, can't afford food

Year Four: Just an etching with a stick, can't afford paper

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Blacksun88 4 points ago +6 / -2

Is that ketchup? Gross

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BabbleRabble 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like sriracha.

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Filo76 6 points ago +7 / -1

Itโ€™s blood. Sacrifice must be made for the rice gods.

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Blacksun88 4 points ago +6 / -2

Lol

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localhost 1 point ago +3 / -2

Bro, cold ketchup on hot rice is delicious.

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GGAllin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blasphemy

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King5150 4 points ago +4 / -0

How dare a pede come here to rub our faces in it. utterly disgraceful! PDW has gone to the dogs when fatcats can just showoff their unashamed wealth like this.

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malooch 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOOK AT ALL THAT RICE YOU CAPITALIST PIG!

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TheMAGAlorian787 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha ๐Ÿคฃ

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geekesmind 3 points ago +3 / -0

16 cents worth of rice

must be the 16 cents saved on hot dogs last 4th of july

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MAGAMATT45 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile Obama spends tens of thousands on hotdogs.

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realJohnGalt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love this, thank youโ€ฆ. OG schit here.

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BenjaminLWillard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Careful! That chicken leg looks a little underdone.

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +3 / -0

All according to plan

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't afford paper, either.

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chicken Francese Looseleaf

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bobobob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Might be a good time to get some backyard chickens

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VarusSPQR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Luxury! The best I can manage nowadays is to suck on a piece of damp cloth!

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SPEDMan64 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet he was able to afford to boil the bag for the full 8 minutes as well.

If only Uncle Ben was still around to see this.

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Nathaniel 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was originally a post from Chinese social media like weibo or wechat from their lock downs, right?

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Tramsec 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stop criticizing the president in war time and eat your NFTs

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RobHatmaker 2 points ago +3 / -1

How many times was this posted before stickied? The Mod post saying things will be cleaned up is dishonest. Lazy shit going on. Fucking embarrassing.

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JamesSunderland 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lined paper and pens are a luxury...

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Tune-A-Fish 1 point ago +1 / -0

The UniParty want us to starve and beg for the crumbs that fall off their plates.

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Perhelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmaooooooo

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makaza 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you people seen the price of rice??

At 12.5 million tons of rice produced .

I don't understand why the WEF hasn't shown the USA on this list? https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2022/03/visualizing-the-world-s-biggest-rice-producers/#:~:text=With%20756%20million%20tonnes%20produced,variety%20of%20non%2Dconsumption%20uses.

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PotatusHead 1 point ago +2 / -1

Where'd you find the paper?

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TheSaltyVet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whoa WHOA!!!! Who said they can put sauce on the rice?????? WTF

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FromSethWithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see Bill Gates and the WEF have introduced their version of environmentally sustainable laboratory created chicken

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RobinNet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rice? You mean LICE.

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lsvogel 1 point ago +1 / -0

And that's the fake-plastic Chinese rice!

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OnlyTrump20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I just made some Spanish rice. The green peppers were my "meat", sadly.

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utfanx2 1 point ago +1 / -0

You jest, but Mongolian bbq is delicious. Chicken, rice, and bbq sauce, simple but effective.

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Joe_Snow 1 point ago +2 / -1

Imagine drawing in dark meat...