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journalist 93 points ago +93 / -0

Captain Planet is the OG of brainwashing children with propaganda.

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Probably_tryna_sleep 72 points ago +72 / -0

All the more reason we should steal it and morph it into meme that trigger liberals. They stole the rainbow and made it a symbol of gayness, we should take everything we can from them and change it into something they hate lolol

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Aquamine-Amarine 30 points ago +30 / -0

Just like with Pepe.

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BoberFett 15 points ago +15 / -0

Make Harry Potter a Nazi Again

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LesboPregnancyScare 18 points ago +19 / -1

4Chan suggested using some circle/triangle symbol from Harry Potter to designate someone who is unvaxxed, as a "pureblood". Maybe push harder on that.

People even have it as a bumper sticker. Maybe start a twitter viral campaign about it. I will help you.

Pretend to be a leftist. Take a picture of someones car with that Harry Potter circle/triangle thing and post this conversation:

"Some unmaksed MAGA hat wearing chud told me they are a 'pureblood too' while pointing to my Harry Potter bumper sticker. I asked him to step back 6 feet and asked what it meant. He said it was a symbol for the unvaccinated. I shrieked in horror as I am vaccinated and triple boosted. Right wing nazis have coopted my beloved Harry Potter. Is nothing safe from them?!"

Or get a MAGA hat wearing chud friend of yours to act this out with you on video. It would play better if the "victim" is a woman too. Because we must protect waymen

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peterbeater 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not your first rodeo, huh

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LesboPregnancyScare 4 points ago +4 / -0

Knowing your enemy is step 1 kimosabe

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ConsrvspkgNJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is some next level skill in lib trolling. I'll join in this new initiative in stealing shit back from the libs.

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LesboPregnancyScare 4 points ago +4 / -0

The media would run with it. Remember when 4chan turned the OK symbol into a white supremacy "dog whistle"? It's easy.

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BoberFett 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brilliant.

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Kaiheitai 5 points ago +5 / -0

Too bad there wasn't a rainbow after Sodom and Gamorrah.

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the spirit

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patrioticwinning3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes.

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JuanTitor 17 points ago +17 / -0

And how many times did we have to watch Fern Gully in school? Or maybe that was just a California in the 90's thing, but I suspect other states also had teachers that has that as a "fun" movie.

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Chinese_spy2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Same here, but I "interpreted the film incorrectly" -- Oil cool; fairies annoying.

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OnlyCaleb 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dude, me too. I always thought the singing sludge guy was cool and basically rooted for him.

I wasn't what you'd call a bleeding heart even as a kid

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Raining 5 points ago +5 / -0

I always thought the singing sludge guy was cool and basically rooted for him.

Yet more proof that for every 1 star movie Tim Curry has been in he's the reason it got that one star.

Honestly though the poor guy has some really bad movies on his resume, this odious piece of quasi-environmental propaganda being one of them.

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MarxhatedJews 6 points ago +7 / -1

A whole new world...

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fusreedah 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was a semi-Australian movie, so they made us watch it even more than you I expect. Excursions (ie field trips) to the theatre to see it, play it on every special 'movie day' that I now realise is just for lazy/hungover teachers, more excursions to our local rainforest dubbed "the real ferngully" etc

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kt524 5 points ago +5 / -0

Our generation had Avatar. Same thing really.

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Marshall2 2 points ago +3 / -1

My generation still had Superman before he went dark.

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NotALabRat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was terrified of that movie as a child.

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knnbccb 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's Ted Turner's creation. He and the UN globohomo have a special relationship.

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becky21k1 5 points ago +11 / -6

Robot Chicken does an amusing sendup where Ted Turner IS Captain Planet. "Save the planet, or I'll fucking kill you!"

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NateBedfordForrest 4 points ago +4 / -0

He also had a hand in the ga guidestones.

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Marshall2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I also heard he had a hand in Hanoi Jane.

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0

yes, but also captain planet is a non diverse MALE so he will trigger modern lefties anyway.

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Kpak76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea never thought much of it as a kid. But I see the globohomo proganda all over it now.

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DCdeplorable 30 points ago +32 / -2

Sometimes, despite the awfulness of it all, i really get a kick outta this timeline

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FollowTheVOTEmasks 30 points ago +30 / -0

Not me. Modernity ruined our culture, our tradition and frankly, the human experience.

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DCdeplorable 14 points ago +15 / -1

Unless you're 200 years old you don't really have a clue if that's true or not. Could be, sure. But i prefer building a new modern tradcon to repeating the mistakes of retards who led to this clown world

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PaleoPopulist 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think we ought to be fighting to adapt traditionalism into (ironically) a modern form. People like GamerGaters and Sargon of Akkad are such an example. Jordan Peterson and the rest of the Intellectual Dark Web are all good, too.

I'm not willing to sacrifice social conservatism, but we have to adapt it into modern cultural perspectives to keep it here. We don't have to change our policies, we have to change our messaging.

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SuspendBeforeYouBan 3 points ago +4 / -1

This presumes tradition didn't try to fight those who've pushed for clown world and lost. It doesn't necessarily come down to "mistakes", just a lack of might. If two boxers fights, did the loser necessarily lose because of mistakes or simply because other guy was stronger?

Tradition lost this way. Not because of mistakes but because it didn't have the strength to fight the modern incursion.

We'd stand to gain significantly if we adopted a lot of traditional ways of living.

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Kael 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right on!

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dignum_et_justum_est 9 points ago +10 / -1

Modernity began with the Renaissance. The culture and traditions it has destroyed are much older and more unknown to us. We believe in echoes of the Faith. Only the deepest traditions, the ones we uphold without realizing it, unite us to the world you mourn.

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PaleoPopulist 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have to stay engaged, though. Just sitting down and complaining about it won't change a thing. IMO we need to modernize our messaging for the current age without giving up our culture and values.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

it took a marketing company six months to come up with ultra MAGA

we swiped it and turned it against them like 5 minutes after Biden said it

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Hear_The_Lions_Sing 23 points ago +23 / -0

Followed up with the brilliant "Great MAGA King". Rarely is the sequel comparable to the original.

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MrCuriousGuy513 9 points ago +9 / -0

Still, I can’t figure out the strategy of that play by Biden. Of all the things he could have said, this one takes the cake. It’s like he’s secretly helping now in an unconscious way.

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SomeBloodyMinger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same. Have no idea what his plan was with that shit? By complimenting Trump, maybe he was just... I don't know man...

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

The idea was to make MAGA look like the equivalent of Sieg Heil- to sully the brand so people would be afraid to use it

i have no idea why the idiot thought he could change something that has been part of our culture seven years

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Brobold 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's either a double agent for Trump, or the recent branding is proof the current admin is actually retarded and not just evil.

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SmartyPants 21 points ago +21 / -0

It tool the regime 6 months to come up with the "Ultra MAGA" insult. When I heard this, it took me 30 seconds to order an Ultra MAGA t-shirt. That's how we roll pedes

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

the words barely got out of his mouth before the goofing began

then he punched himself in the nuts again with MAGA King

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Doxylamine 17 points ago +17 / -0

Because they don't exist in reality. Memes on the right work because they tap into that which is evident. Things, sayings, jokes catch on because it's like making a "joke" that the sky is blue, when others are saying it is green, when it is obviously blue to nearly everyone, even those in denial.

For them to try and dismiss such a huge movement as the MAGA movement, to try and inversely trivialize it as "Ultra MAGA" and not even understand that that will serve as a rallying cry shows how delusional and disconnected from reality they truly are.

They are too busy chopping their dicks off and grooming kids to understand the real world.

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JuanTitor 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love the sky analogy, because leftists would latch onto something like the very very rare tornado storm green sky as some normal and good thing.

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SomeBloodyMinger 5 points ago +5 / -0

"One person out of 200 cut their dick off and said they were a woman? I guess that means this is normal now!"

~ Average leftist

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Ricky_CIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're not too busy, they willfully are trying to ignore reality. It's at the crux of postmodernism and critical theory.

And it all works for them until people who live in reality finally get fed up and purge them from society. When it happens it will be ugly for all sides.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

did they learn nothing from Deplorables?

they are used to their cowardly bitch supporters who hang themselves if someone online says they are fat

it is assumed we have the same weakness

they are wrong

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becky21k1 -7 points ago +3 / -10

The irony in this post is palpable.

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Barrabbas 2 points ago +4 / -2

You didn't expect to get told so hard?

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becky21k1 -9 points ago +2 / -11

No the retard no sooner gets done claiming the other side is disconnected from reality and starts in with the "chopping off dicks and grooming" bullshit.

I laughed out loud at it.

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Barrabbas 1 point ago +3 / -2

I would laugh at you too.

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becky21k1 -6 points ago +2 / -8

OK retard.

Just on the basis alone that the other side is like 45% of the population and transgender is like 0.5% of the population he's completely out of touch with reality.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go tell that 45% of the population that a man can't be a woman and get back to us with their reply.

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becky21k1 -4 points ago +2 / -6

They said you're a retard

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Barrabbas 0 points ago +2 / -2

I am not a retard. You don't have to get emotional and abusive. Lefties are 20% of the population at most.

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becky21k1 -4 points ago +2 / -6

20% 45% it doesn't matter the point is way more than trans people of any political stripe. Again you prove you're a retard. Denying it doesn't make it not true, in fact denial is the first sign you have a problem.

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rob0Pede 10 points ago +10 / -0

Too late, fags. You don’t get to add labels after we took over your heavily researched attempt at an insult, in a sad attempt to force our hand to abandon it. We own this shit now. Long love the MAGA king.

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UndercoverCentipede 7 points ago +7 / -0

They spent 6 months and a couple million dollars to come up with Ultra MAGA. This board took it from them in 10 minutes

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CNNdotWin 5 points ago +5 / -0

yeah they can't meme, but they sure as hell can destroy a nation

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UndeadRevolver 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's because the actually DO THINGS. They actually PERFORM ACTIONS. We're Treebeard and the other ents. Standing around talking for ages.

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SlapUp4 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Yes they can. And they literally do it with memes.

ALL media is left wing meming. They're really fucking good at it.

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MythArcana 4 points ago +5 / -1

They can't run a country, either.

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elcomedian 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are the meme.

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MrCuriousGuy513 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ultra MAGA, he’s a hero. He’s going to take corruption down to zero. He's our powers magnified, And he's fighting on America’s side

ULTRA MAGA, he's our hero, Gonna take corruption down to zero, Gonna help him put asunder, Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

The Repressive Left and Friends: "You'll pay for this ULTRA MAGA!"

(chanting) We're Americans, You can be one too! 'Cause saving America is the thing to do, Looting and ruining is not the way, Hear what ULTRA MAGA has to say:

"MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!"

(Excuse me for being corny)

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

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DuesImperator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bravo! Bravo good sir!

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raptormissle 3 points ago +3 / -0

This comic book would sell out.

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PKC_MAN 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to love captain planet, now I see it as corny.

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Bidenisgreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did someone make an audio clip of someone saying "ultra maga" in killer instinct style? I think it would be cool

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Treefreak1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

It only took 6 months for Xiden's focus group to come up with ultra MAGA 😆

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Priopism 2 points ago +2 / -0

The White House clarified it with a definition that included everything that leftists should hate lol.

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americandrunk 2 points ago +2 / -0

They actually PAID consultants to come up with ULTRAMAGA and KINGMAGA as part of a plan to take control over the MAGA meme / brand and reframe it as somtehing scary.

Watch a communist make fun of them for this blunder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbc1zxT21u4

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DestroyerofCobwebs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it any wonder a party that believes ballot harvesting after election day is legitimate, would also have focus groups that told them what they wanted to hear, instead of the truth?

Probably had their mules stuffing the ballot boxes for the focus group, too.

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True_Curmudgeon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this some kind of reference to a degenerate thing that was played on a screen of the sort which I have never owned? I do enjoy the failed attempt to slur us with ultra maga though

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okboomer59 5 points ago +5 / -0

Captain Planet and the Planeteers, a TV show produced by Al Gore, Ted Turner and the UN back in the 1980s to teach children science facts, for example that acid rain burns holes through umbrellas

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Morgio_Zoroder 2 points ago +3 / -1

God I hated that show. The propaganda was so ham-fisted, even to a kid.

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Morgio_Zoroder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, one person is a Cap'n Planet fanboi...wasn't expecting that.

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Joes_Hippocampus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Energy Independence

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mega-maga 2 points ago +2 / -0

only a lib can think ultra make America great again is an insult

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

it took a marketing company six months to come up with ultra MAGA

we swiped it and turned it against them like 5 minutes after Biden said it

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GA_Logic 1 point ago +1 / -0

ULTRA MAGA should be on merch like tshirts and hats.

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deletedandreacted 2 points ago +2 / -0

It already is.

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Kaiheitai 1 point ago +1 / -0

The left can't meme because their philosophy depends on lies and bullshit. A quick meme cuts right through it.

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1b2a 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should have switched secure borders and lower crime. Major opportunity lost.

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scarasyte 1 point ago +1 / -0

The left version of this is Captain Faggot

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Retardloserimsogay 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a great point

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Kraken 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a new nickname for joebiden... Ultra Magoo!

How does that sound?

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HIGH_ENERGY_MEMES 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait til they hear about "Infinity MAGA"

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Jackgaddis5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ultra maga, while an awesome new lable for our side, is ment to scare moderats and lefties into hating us even more.

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Jackgaddis5 1 point ago +1 / -0

The left can meme, although not ironic and not funny, they are effective. "My body my choice" "healthy at any size" "missgender" "racism" "bigot" just to name a few.

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SlapUp4 1 point ago +4 / -3

The left can definitely meme. WAY better than the right can.

Ever heard of hollywood? Ever heard of the main stream media? Ever heard of social media? Ever heard of liberal arts degrees?

Their memes change culture entirely.

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Fallingshadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Old school Hollywood made movies that people liked. Look how badly these modern movies and TV shows are performing because they're filled with propaganda.

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SixTeaNine 2 points ago +3 / -1

Tell me you don't understand what a meme is without actually telling me you don't understand what a meme is

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SlapUp4 0 points ago +1 / -1

Jesus christ man. Do you have any idea how old the concept of "meme" is?

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PaleoPopulist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kids are starting to realize that the jokes aren't edgy anymore when they're coming from the establishment. At least I hope they are.

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Kael 2 points ago +3 / -1

I think that’s just corruption and power. Not meme

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scarasyte 1 point ago +1 / -0

Replace "Gaia the spirit of the earth" with God. Captain Maga gets his powers from god.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

No taxes.

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WarGreymon77 1 point ago +1 / -0

As dumb as environmentalism is... I thought it was a fun show

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time_mop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Planet MAGA

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Marshall2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember Hitlary calling us deplorables. It became a rallying cry.

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behemoth887 1 point ago +1 / -0

throughout the entirety of trump's presidency the only good shot at trump was "dotard" and it came from north korea. the libs immediately tried to pick it up and use it. but you literally got outworked by a 3rd world country who spent 2 seconds attacking trump cuz he said "rocket man" and they got pissed briefly.

these libs spend 24/7/365 up to that point trying anything and everything and north korea's propagandists blew them out effortlessly.

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9x10again 1 point ago +1 / -0

Illinois has a new commercial that Republican talking points like supporting gun rights and supporting Trump policies like they are a bad thing. It ends with‘Republicans are too conservative for Illinois’. I had to look and see if it was a GOP buy, but it was Democrat.

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lower Crime should have been on the black guy for extra spice.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's also yet more proof that their slogans are not written by English speakers. Remember "social distancing"?

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USPatriot45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not an insult fren. A weaponized term to oppress.

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zerk0021 1 point ago +1 / -0
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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's almost like they ate intentionally trying to meme for the right! That's how bad they are.

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Throwingway22 1 point ago +1 / -0

No Republicans. Only ultra maga.

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WeaponizedSmirk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, I know that License to Smirk guy 😏

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Ascanius 1 point ago +1 / -0

You left out Super Straight.

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PatriotSkorzeny 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, but they can sure as fuck not enforce immigration law!

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JimBobWalters 0 points ago +4 / -4

Ultra MAGA is an attempt to divide the MAGA movement.

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Mitschu 5 points ago +5 / -0

48% Ultra MAGA

48% Giga MAGA

1% Ultra Giga MAGA

1% Chad MAGA

Keep an eye on Chad MAGA, it keeps growing despite liberals best attempts to stamp it down. Ultra Giga MAGA are just fencesitting MAGINOS, nobody really listens to them, but another group to watch.

Personally the biggest divide between the majority groups comes down to whether you want to play Minecraft.

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Kael 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like Minecraft!

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Mitschu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whoa whoa whoa, that's a little TOO Ultra MAGA for our delicate sensibilities.

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JimBobWalters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah the various flavors are all Internet illusions. Sure we all have various stances to the right on agenda items but we are MAGA. The goal of the left is to bring in a wedge like Justice Progressives did to Democrats which is killing their party

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horsefacestorm 4 points ago +4 / -0

For some reason l am picturing Hillary asking: "Is it working?"

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JimBobWalters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha