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ineptatf 26 points ago +26 / -0

lol, I still haven't been tested even once.

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racistTodler 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm still testing at a rate of less than 0.5 times per year.

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detransthrowaway 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

I test several times a day. When I cook I smell what I am cooking. As long as I can smell it, I don't have the Kung Flu. If I can't smell what I am cooking, then allergies have clogged my nose, and I don't have the Kung Flu.

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radioactivedk 12 points ago +12 / -0

My parents, big Fox News addicts, asked if we tested for COVID last week when I told them about all the dust and allergies we’ve been having, They wear their mask when they go into town too. They’ve got them scared to death, it’s sad.

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waxmyballs 12 points ago +12 / -0

anyone testing themselves at all is an idiot, but that many times is absolute insanity. and that moron is an md? lmao

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Angry 5 points ago +5 / -0

We know where all those tests went during the Christmas shortage!

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Lumina 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is why you can't offer free anything with healthcare. Hypochondriacs drain the supply meant for elderly/at risk people.

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fskfsk 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's how they keep up the case counts. The test has a false positive rate of a couple percent. If a lot of people get tested, you get lots of false positives, so the panic hype is "justified".

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yesterday I ate a bunch of mahón cheese, couldn’t taste it, then had to go to a wedding and surrounded by tons of white jasmines, couldn’t smell them. Certain I must have covid, I panicked and played golf with friends and my dad today (if you could even call my performance golfing). Luckily when I went to my parent’s house to drop him off and eat corned beef and cabbage, I could taste that, so I should be able to pull through. On another note, I’m leaving and wave at their neighbors in their front yard, and the lady starts yelling at me to stop to eat s’mores. It was two families with their 4 children roasting marshmallows in their front yard. I felt like I owed something because that’s just too nice to invite a random stranger to join your family, but didn’t want to be rude so I just left some money for each of their kids to go by toys or something. That’s fucking America, such a simple action really brightened my day.

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Yignuced 5 points ago +7 / -2

I will never be tested if I have any choice in the matter.

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Angry 6 points ago +6 / -0

You do.

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Building7 4 points ago +4 / -0

This person is a doctor. This is the result of the educational system systematically excluding white males to make room for manipulable groups that will do whatever big pharma says.

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texas4ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are the Never Testers!

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Averon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never tested, never masked, never COVID vaxed.

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detransthrowaway 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was forced to mask. Fortunately that's the only thing.

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean, SUPER MAGA NEVER TESTERS!!

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StolenElectionsKill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never bothered with it at all. I just didn't participate in the "plandemic" at all other than surviving the Wuflu like 99.999% of everyone else who got it and is otherwise healthy.

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here. Back in early May 2020 before "Phase 2 stage 1A" or what ever it was called happened and most of the stores, except Target and WM, were closed because...science, the local state parks were packed. People parked along the side of the road, people our hiking, picnicking, etc.

The Karens on FB were out driving around, with their masks on, taking pictures about how horrible it is that people dared leave their houses for "non-essential" needs like fresh air and exercise.

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

I test daily. Normally in the morning within an hour or so of waking up. Take a big shit and you got an idea if you sick. If you can't smell it may have a cold.

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UnitedStatesofSmash 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like to test 69,420 times a day.

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3percentisenough 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK, Elon

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thisisatestof2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a co-worker who is now double masking, boosted twice and tests at least once a week. They've also had the Coof, TWICE since the jab. I've only tested ONCE.

About a week ago I had a minor cold, or the Coof, who knows. Took some NyQuil, felt a bit better the next day and went about about my day as normal.

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liberty4alll 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s so much more than 99.8% survival rate. Most are asymptomatic and never even tested after getting it. It’s closer to 99.998% survival. And if you’re not at life expectancy age, it’s literally neglible.

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mikethemarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

how often am I testing for covid? about as often as I would test a trout from a river for covid. Does that answer the question?

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Averon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't give them ideas

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Greatlakespede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here is a trick I have used, don't test, don't get covid. For some reason people want to have covid. Look at flu stats pre covid and compare them with covid stats. For the record I have never taken a flu shot in my life and never had the flu other than the 1 day stomach bugs which hit me rarely.

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Bullet3250 1 point ago +1 / -0

The people on Twitter... are Mentally Insane.

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JimBobWalters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dara Kass is a bot.

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witchism11 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is an ADDICTION.

There are junkies that not only are addicted to heroin, but they are also addicted to the needle.

It's a mental disorder in which they crave a needle in their veins. The heroin is just PART of the overall addiction.

All Democrats have mental issues.

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Yuri_Nator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone better check the supply closet on this bitches ward.

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nutmeg 1 point ago +1 / -0

My company had me test when I started working again back in July but they didn't care after that. I was tested again last week when I had to bring someone home from the hospital and since I didn't have an up to date vax card they tested me in the lobby before I was allowed to go up.

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cajun_robear 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have an idea. Instead of PCR testing, we do mental illness testing... starting with the psychiatrists.

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tom359 1 point ago +1 / -0

My pandemic claim to fame is that I have NEVER been on a zoom call and have NEVER taken a Covid test.