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based_steakums 251 points ago +252 / -1

Why even have voting? Just a formality, obviously.

NotAGlowy 93 points ago +93 / -0

So Antifa and the DNC can see who can print the most ballots. Obvs

BoatingAccident 50 points ago +50 / -0

RINOS say hold my beer

N7fury 32 points ago +32 / -0

I was going to say the whole reason the theives were able to pull it off was because of the RINOs

BoatingAccident 22 points ago +22 / -0

They’re the worst enemy of all

OwnaLib87 13 points ago +13 / -0

RINOs and the "constitutional conservatives" in the media who pretend to be on the side of freedom and individual liberty, but really just distract and bloviate and lie by omission, refusing to discuss the real problems and enemies we face.

SHILL_DETECTOR 6 points ago +7 / -1

Someone tried to say oz was better because he can win, but rinos are worse than democrats anyway

A_Deplorable_Basket 25 points ago +25 / -0

They can find out how far they’re behind and know exactly how many to manufacture. Same thing they did in 2020.

HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +7 / -1

The old Al Franken play. Suddenly a box of ballots shows up in the trunk of a car...

Forgototherpassword 3 points ago +3 / -0

"who hasn't voted... yet"

SHILL_DETECTOR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awful lot of elections determined by 0.2% lately, or 1 vote outside recount

America_No_1 13 points ago +13 / -0

You mean so Patriots can be ID'ed and doxxed

throwawayStudent 8 points ago +8 / -0

we should tell them that printing ballots isn't green

I_Love_45-70_Gov 24 points ago +24 / -0

Please tell us who our new ruler is, authoritarian shadow government.

Judiwont 24 points ago +24 / -0

There is actually zero reason to vote here.

CoryInTheHouse1776 22 points ago +22 / -0

Road flare + ballot drop box = solution

saltyviewer123 9 points ago +9 / -0

You need something thinner. If you saw 2000 mules they often couldn't shove more than a few ballots at a time in the box.

Lurking-My-Life-Away 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fully charged lithium ion batteries have done crazy behavior at times. Best be careful when using them and always be sure to use proper battery safety.

Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

2000 firecrackers


Nibba 5 points ago +5 / -0

Box a matches it is then. Orrrrrrrr green cord used for farworks.

surfdad64 6 points ago +6 / -0


Cumberbuns 3 points ago +3 / -0

Has to be spray foam.

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BringBackBroke46 109 points ago +109 / -0

Gop will never win a race there again.

GenericInsult 67 points ago +68 / -1

Not as long as the GOP plays by the rules. Seriously, at this point we should just cheat our asses off too.

TheNotSoEvilEngineer 70 points ago +71 / -1

Only way to beat a cheat is to out cheat them. Flood the ballot boxes with thousands beyond anything that makes sense. County has 1000 voters? 20,000 ballots show up. Make their cheating method so absurd it has to be removed.

GenericInsult 30 points ago +30 / -0

I mean what are they going to do? Challenge it? It would mean that BOTH would get caught, and would result in outrage from both sides.

Na, they would just figure out an entirely new way to cheat.

shaven_llama 38 points ago +38 / -0

They absolutely would prosecute only one side.

drsowells1fan 15 points ago +15 / -0

Because only Republicans commit voter fraud. Watching Jeopardy taught me that.
On more than one occasion the producers have trotted out some Republicans caught in NC in 2018 as the answer to a clue about voter fraud. Shameless.

CaptainQuip 9 points ago +9 / -0

I stopped watching Jeopardy long before Alex passed (RIP). Couldn't stand the increasing left/woke clues and categories. And I'm someone who's been a fan since Art Fleming. Used to run home for lunch from Elementary School so I could watch it at 12:30, then run back!

drsowells1fan 7 points ago +7 / -0

You should tune in now for a good laugh. ABC's contestant outreach to the gender confused pink haired community is apparently going gangbusters.

JESUSJUGS 5 points ago +6 / -1

The best thing to do is infiltrate them. Dress up like a BLM Antifa tranny and play their games. Tell them you want to help count the votes in Portland and then document the fuckery with a camera.

OR just throw the extra ballots away.

MasksAreChildAbuse 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s why it’d probably have to be cheating FOR Democrats. So they have to answer for it.

But it would have to be so egregious. Like clown world on acid 4th dimension egregious.

MrQuacker2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

But both wouldn't get caught. They would investigate the GOP and bring swift criminal charges while having their lackey's on the bench dismiss every challenge made from the GOP

Olds777 5 points ago +5 / -0

What happened last time was they agreed not to go after cheaters after a Republican was caught in NJ doing what you suggest. WA and OR are fraudulent and it doesn't matter how many votes get submitted as it's the people counting them that are doing the cheating. This is a retarded idea, suggested by super retards, knock it the fuck off and if you want to go to any effort look at how easy it was to expose the mules and how few people had set up cameras or done anything.

Zoggurat 1 point ago +3 / -2

Nd what happened to the mules

Olds777 2 points ago +2 / -0

They were only recently exposed and we haven't confirmed many of their identities, there are more in Green Bay supposedly on the way. They're trying to get off by promoting retarded ideas like this and claiming "both parties do it" like what previously happened so they don't get held accountable which they will when Biden fucks this country more and more (which he will) and the people have had enough.

The consent decree started in 1982 and the corrupt Democrats have been taking advantage of it ever since with ever increasing fraud. Trump was smart and ended it in 2018 and also engaged black voters who are calling out the fraud, Joe Biden and the Democrats who they don't support at all near what the Democrats claim they do thanks to their crooked tactics and bullshit below.


(e.) refrain from undertaking any ballot security activities in polling places or election districts where the racial or ethnic composition of such districts is a factor in the decision to conduct, or the actual conduct of, such activities there and where a purpose or significant effect of such activities is to deter qualified voters from voting; and the conduct of such activities disproportionately in or directed toward districts that have a substantial proportion of racial or ethnic populations shall be considered relevant evidence of the existence of such a factor and purpose;

(f.) refrain from having private personnel deputized as law enforcement personnel in connection with ballot security activities.

Zoggurat -1 points ago +1 / -2

Recently exposed? Did you watch the movie? He said officials sat on the info and did nothing long before the movie release.

thallos 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sadly, no that's not how it would go. You have to remember they have the whole prosecution and law enforcement in the bag also. That's part of the cheating infrastructure, they selectively and maliciously apply the law to the letter against their opponents while completely disregarding blatant cheating by their own team.

Forgototherpassword 1 point ago +2 / -1

Our shit was legit, you need to be executed

Have you been paying attention?

Blackrider 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is the way. Make it obvious and apparent to even the most brain dead normy that our elections are not “secure.”

JustHereForTheSalmon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or, you know, make them not breathe anymore.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 4 points ago +5 / -1

This is the only way

Mintap 15 points ago +15 / -0

Then they apply the rules and lock you up.

Friar_Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do it in a red county with a red sheriff. Call anyone that doubts the numbers a conspiracy theorist and burn down your chicken farm.

chickeninoven 2 points ago +2 / -0

FIRST you have to flat out ignore half a dozen subpoenas.

Then feel free to burn your chicken farm.

GenericInsult 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they challenged it, and a total audit was done... there would be evidence that they cheated too. They wouldn't challenge it, they would just come up with some other new way to cheat.

MAGAlifeChoseMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

water de tree

RumorControl 8 points ago +8 / -0

GOP hasn’t won in Oregon since we started mail in voting 25 years ago

thisguy883 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't think they've ever won in my lifetime anyway.

Olds777 5 points ago +5 / -0

They haven't much since they introduced mail in voting for all elections there.

HuntersTalkingPenis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Washington and Oregon were lost long ago. Portland is the commie capital.

Ghost_of_Kekistan 46 points ago +46 / -0

"You've heard of USPS Priority Mail, now try our Stoner Time delivery!"

"Bruh! Was, like, that today?" Coming soon to CA and the Pacific Northwest. 🙄

deplorable-d00d 1 point ago +1 / -0

Already here in CA. Mail-in ballots are a permanent decree by Lord G. Newsom. Mail in ballots are also accepted 7 days after the elections.

dres3 34 points ago +34 / -0

Let's not forget you can now graduate High School without needing to know how to read or add.

Double-Y_Chromo 4 points ago +5 / -1

Tbf, parasites don't need to be literate or understand basic arithmetic. All they need, is to be brainwashed reactionaries.

Data 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good little wage slaves & voter bots who do as they're told.

Ghost_of_Kekistan 31 points ago +35 / -4

Don't forget ...

Oregon's gov. is Kate "Crony" Brown, the ugly sister of California gov. Jerry "Crony" Brown!

I_Love_45-70_Gov 12 points ago +12 / -0

No shit.

So that's why the communism seemed so familiar.

Correndo 10 points ago +11 / -1

No, you're wrong. Stop spreading misinformation; unless you meant sister in the political sense.

Kate Brown and Jerry Brown have zero biological relationship to eachother besides being caucasian.

Kate Brown also isn't even from Oregon - she's another one of the countless fucking wacko transplants from Minnesota or Michigan that are even worse than Californians.

GoGoGadgetGringo 1 point ago +2 / -1

Crazy, I didn’t know that. That explains a lot

SboneyLovesGod 22 points ago +23 / -1

Goodbye, Orgeon...

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shadypollster 37 points ago +39 / -2


Judiwont 10 points ago +11 / -1

we;ve had mail in ballots for 20years and also you can drop off as many people's ballots as you want. You don't even have to know them,.

Pepper2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello Greater Idaho

trump4045 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's moving left also

Regnad_2720 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jefferson State

Ghost_of_Kekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

... were thee ever truly here? 🤔

bobobob 22 points ago +22 / -0

Postmarks are not reliable. Project Veritas interviewed a USPS insider who admitted to postmarking ballots with the previous day's date for the 2020 election: https://www.projectveritas.com/news/michigan-usps-insider-delivers-testimony-of-shady-postmark-scheme-to/

RandArrow 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not only that, you can buy metering station to date letters. Nothing physically stopping someone from metering unsealed envelopes, putting whatever they want in them later and sending them off.

charlesthehammer 20 points ago +21 / -1

Might as well have the democrats fill out all the ballots.

N0rds 18 points ago +18 / -0

I mean they literally already do...

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mass55th 14 points ago +14 / -0

An extra 7 days to produce the absentee ballots needed to steal an election.

Dictator_Bob 11 points ago +11 / -0

No state with a broken chain of custody should be allowed to impact the electoral process for the entire Union. That is a fact and it has been a fact since the founding.

NotAGlowy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Need prosecutions for the crimes in 2000 mules or republicans won’t ever win again

VarusSPQR 6 points ago +7 / -1

They don’t deserve to win again. And here’s the truth: they don’t care

BillGateCanSuckIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

*GOP doesn't deserve to win again, fuck them

Test_user21 6 points ago +6 / -0

This will be struck down, similar statutes have already been found to be unconsitutional, as a matter of law.

The Federal Election process is set by federal law, it's just administered by the States, this includes the actual date. State law may only concern the manner in which voting transpires, it does not alter the fundamentals.

deplorable-d00d 1 point ago +2 / -1

No it won't. California is doing it right now.

NotASocialist1776 6 points ago +6 / -0


COanon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oregon, Washington and California all feel they can make up rules and laws as they go along to ensure that the deep state leftists will always win elections.

They are pushing the anti-American anti-Constitution to new levels. I feel sorry for Patriots living in these communist states.

Marspro09 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're about to get sent in a trade to Canada. Leftists & ANTIFA for Based Canadians

Morgoth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oregon cannot be saved by simply voting, their government is beyond your standard corruption.

Source: lived there for twenty years.

TAIWANNUMBERONE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Burn every drop box and ballot truck to the ground.

yurimodin 2 points ago +2 / -0


Latakia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eastern Oregon time to stand alone….

bagoflime 4 points ago +5 / -1

California is allowing the same - of course you vote every day for a month before too.

realPhantomFuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is insanity

IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oregon is dead.

TheNotSoEvilEngineer 4 points ago +6 / -2

Out cheat them then. Flood them with such an absurd amount they have to audit it.

__I_dindu__nufin_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

It just keeps gettin commier

FuckU/Spez 4 points ago +4 / -0

At this point we need to wrote off the Marxist west coast (California, Oregon, Washington). 2020 election at 8:00:01pm they called all of them for Biden. Thats the moment I said fuck it, we moving to Texas, and sure enough we did! Fuck them commie blue states.

Ez_mac 4 points ago +4 / -0

Another beautiful state destroyed by the Communists

Hoshi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oregon allowed online voting and it was easy for a employer to log in for you and check your political status or even vote for you

stormybanks 3 points ago +3 / -0

All you needed was a name and date of birth, right? You could easily scrape Facebook for ballots. I remember multiple people voting for Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler.

Hoshi 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was tempted to vote for one of my liberal colleagues and have him vote for Trump who he hated with a passion. The guy was a jerk to me but I didn't want to go to jail over it....one thing that can put you in jail is voting for a non-democrat.

JoeMcCarthyWasRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then we need to fucking out cheat these commie faggots.

K3719er 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just a reminder - flamethrower are legal, and drop boxes are perfect targets to practice your immolation techniques.

2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oregon is one of the most corrupt states in the nation. Probably third after third after New York and Illinois.

Dave___Smith 2 points ago +2 / -0

We all know what this is about lol. They’re not even trying to hide it anymore. At least with early voting you can’t determine the exact number of votes you need to rig the elections. Any reasonable, mature person should agree that if you miss the voting deadline, that’s on you, and anybody irresponsible enough to not cast their vote until 7 days after voting day shouldn’t get a say anyway. Of course, that’s not the point of the extension.

Spawnlingman 2 points ago +2 / -0

So then we have 2 years of MAGA pointing out fake stamps and fake post dates and the media saying "Conspiracy theories about fake stamps are disinformation."

SteelDriver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, that gives them a chance to figure out how many votes they need. 🙄

CmonGubMintGibMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya I'm sure that won't end with a ton of fraud.....

potacarry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plenty of time to manufacture whatever ballots Dems need to put them ahead.

shaven_llama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is every effing sticky today from GP?

454evr 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Steal is real!

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Beaverstatemilitia 2 points ago +2 / -0

This place sucks! I hate it and there is nothing we can do.

summerbreeze 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are not enough true red conservatives here in Oregon that it matters anymore.

zalz123 1 point ago +1 / -0

classic black live matter

GabeC1997 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone want to bet they'll act on the footage if it's of us setting the damn bins on fire?

chahn1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oregon is SO Fucked up!

JollyGoodFallow 1 point ago +1 / -0

With the post office in on it

psyflux 1 point ago +1 / -0

Green initiative... Why print 500,000 ballots when you only need 495,000 to win???

DirkDiggler9er 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're a list state anyway. It's DARK Blue.

BudBurner 1 point ago +1 / -0

If that's the case don't release the count of the other votes until all the late votes are counted. All precincts need to report at the exact same time.

Zadok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eastern Oregon Counties its time to become part of Idaho. Dump Portland and the Willamette Valley and let them drag themselves to hell.

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Edinedii 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow if they can be this creative to solve the homeless, druggie problems