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Resist_and_Bite 131 points ago +131 / -0

"Bummer, I was looking forward to that Hillary show" - said nobody ever.

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McFatty7 53 points ago +53 / -0

Even better: Hulu knew they'd become a political target, and that Crooked would use the (small) royalty payments to help fund another Presidential run.

They wanted no part of that.

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ripley88 42 points ago +42 / -0

It was probably as simple as them knowing there wouldn't be any profits.

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Meme_Too 15 points ago +16 / -1

And they know that because none of their subscribers are viewing any of the woke crap on Hulu.

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Jaggie 8 points ago +8 / -0

The algorithms know. That's why Netflix paid Adam Sandler millions of dollars even though he is universally hated by critics. They know what people are watching, or in this case, not watching.

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freedomof76 2 points ago +3 / -1

Adam Sandler movies aren't that bad. They are kinda like elevator music.

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Continue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unless things have changed since I last checked, Hulu is mostly owned by disney. So they would be perfectly happy to dump some money for political favors.

They just know that Hillary Clinton is already over politically. They don't want to throw money at failure.

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yukondave 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes this. The party is in fighting right now and she is losing. That is why Durham is doing, reminding her they are covering for her.

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keepamericagreat102 14 points ago +14 / -0

it was a short video of Bill banging Monica Lewinsky, while Hillary watched.

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DontArkancideMeBro 4 points ago +4 / -0

C’mon man! Sometimes a guy just needs to put his cigar in a humidor.

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Walt_Kowalski 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then spirit cooking a couple of infants.

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unspecified_user 5 points ago +5 / -0

Awwww, who wouldn't want to see this bullshit hagiography?

Well, me for one, and I can think of about 8 billion others.

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peltast 4 points ago +4 / -0

I dunno, I was kind of wanting to see Huma naked.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet it's got a beard longer than zztop.

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MR_FROG_TRUMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's probably circulating around the malware infested fappening sites.

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Shamb3 2 points ago +2 / -0

They were afraid to learn anything about Hillary Clinton.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 16 points ago +19 / -3

You know Killary is THAT petty too...

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A_Lost_Fact 6 points ago +6 / -0

Roseanne will tell you Killary ended her talk show because she had Paula Jones on.

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Billybobcuccio 36 points ago +37 / -1

Haha oh I’d love to see that one. Hulu probably got scared they’d lose 80% of their customers

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fac1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hulu is already extremely woke. Worse than Netflix.

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JeremiahKassin 1 point ago +1 / -0

On average, yes. But I've never heard of anything like Cuties on Hulu.

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fac1 1 point ago +1 / -0

They produce and heavily advertize Handmaid's Tale. Pure SJW radical feminist trash, and the inspiration for those dumb costumes the abortion activists like to wear when doing things like storming into Catholic churches during service.

They also tend to integrate SJW / leftist propaganda into everything they produce. They recently resurrected the old classic from my childhood, "Animaniacs" - was overall well-made and authentic, except had frequent hamfisted far-left ideology and unfair/dishonest partisan attacks on conservatives. Overall a propaganda series.

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JeremiahKassin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree. They're more left-wing on average, but Netflix holds the extremes.

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BigMikesSwingingCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

The real reason is they already have enough murder & crime shows.

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utfanx2 30 points ago +30 / -0

I didn't know they were rebooting Natural Born Killers.

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ITZATRAP 24 points ago +24 / -0

the show everyone wants to see is her prosecution and hillary led off in handcuffs shrieking "noooooooooooo."

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WhitePowerRanger 12 points ago +12 / -0

“Side of beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef”

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Error404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top KEK!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yes?

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HeroKing 19 points ago +19 / -0

some fantasy world where Hillary and Bill dated but never got married

In the novel, Bill Clinton is still accused of rape

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

He escapes from police custody by raping the entire precinct into a coma.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

And she still runs for president and wins, with Terry McAuliffe as her vice-president. That would be much worse than the shitshow we're experiencing now!

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ThatsDoable 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'm sure she isn't humiliated. She would be if she was in jail though.

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MocksFordComma 17 points ago +17 / -0

Humility is not among Hillary's attributes.

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QSWO1 5 points ago +5 / -0

So far.

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Error404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Humility will never be one of her attributes

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Continue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is sociopathic rage not a close enough substitute?

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Darkheartisland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gen pop in a federal pound me in the ass prison

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XCorneliusX 16 points ago +16 / -0

One could make a show of her follies. Great moments like "why aren't I 50 points ahead"?

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emjayt 2 points ago +2 / -0

“I’m in no ways tired….”

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RaberContour 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trump should buy this shit for his streaming platform and edit it to be a documentary on all the Clinton related deaths

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or edit the soundtrack so there's suspenseful horror-movie music/sounds whenever anyone disagrees with her or gets in the way of her "rise to power."

Vince Foster: But Madame... I can't do that, that would be illegal!

Close-up of Crooked Hillary's angry eyebrow-raised expression

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PelosiSux1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

Imagine doing horrible things your entire life only to be told you’re horrible and no one likes you. 😂

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

> Webb Hubbell's shuddering intensifies

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet that guy licked his asshole for a month to get the taste of hilldawgs box out of his mouth.

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dougwiser 0 points ago +1 / -1

WE need more guys like this to be like, Journalists.

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Bastard 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don’t think the shameless can be humiliated.

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Grindelwald 11 points ago +11 / -0

So it is assumed she would have become President on her own and Bill screwed it up for her.

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QSWO1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nope. Not even close. The lie that bill was for black people was bought hook line, and sinker by black people. Hill ran his useless ass, and over played her hand. The "first black president" was a rapist. The second "half black" president was a faggot communist. Hill just tried to be something she would not ever be. Loved, and worthwhile cannot be bought.

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michelleobama22 4 points ago +4 / -0

hey!

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QSWO1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your invitation to the party is in the mail. Americans have not forgot about you.

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michelleobama22 3 points ago +3 / -0

i'll try to ....swing.... by

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MocksFordComma 6 points ago +6 / -0

Boomerang thinking.

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davidwilcox 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Sorry Hill, we just don't think it's a good time with your prison sentence being so close."

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Meanwhile Citizens United was about prohibiting the distribution of a movie over her actual life.

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Ez_mac 8 points ago +8 / -0

No one wants anything to do with this hag. Just another money laundering scheme

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Liberty5-3000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahaha, I love to see this bitch lose!

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michelleobama22 5 points ago +5 / -0

until she wins a noose

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D0ntdrugtest 7 points ago +7 / -0

Was it a making a suicide series?

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MagaChamp253 6 points ago +6 / -0

it's ok - netflix will pick it up - can't wait to see the casting

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Coloradowolverine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Featuring big mike as Hillary Clinton and Juicy smolley as xer husband bill

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559throw 6 points ago +6 / -0

BREAKING: Hulu found dead in apartment. Streaming network discovered zipped in body bag locked from outside, two bullet holes in back of head, death ruled suicide.

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KYMAGApatriot1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah. I posted a few days ago that Hulu passed on it. They are still shopping that crap around. This may be one time she doesn’t get a buyer (of course if she does she probably bribed them).

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Truthseeker0120 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hillary is just oblivious to the fact she needs to ride her broom off into the sunset never to be heard or seen again.

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dorsalmorsel 5 points ago +6 / -1

An alternate history where she never married Bill. If that were the case, no one would have ever heard of her or give a shit who she was..... she'd be a more troll like, smelly, hairy fauxcahontas.

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QSWO1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillary as a truck stop waitress would be worth a view, or two. Cage matches in the hog hauler with the super predators!

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hillary as a truck stop waitress might be the most endearing version of her.

I mean, truck stop waitress might be trailer trashy, but I’d take trailer trash over pedophiles any day of the week. But that’s just me.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

The "hog hauler" would be bill Clinton's windowless Chevy van if he were single. "If you hear hog callin', that means I'm ballin'."

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hillary as the Arkansas state trooper who has to deliver hush-money every month to Danney Williams' mom : )

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MAG_n_KAG 4 points ago +4 / -0

here pretty soon, we're gonna be hearing about a Hulu exec committing suicide.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slipped, fell and landed in a sausage grinder. Feet first.

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Qteepie 3 points ago +3 / -0

"in the novel, bill was still accused of rape."

top kek

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

Because Slick Willie is the source of all her problems. She could have been president, except for that meddling philanderer!

> As if 100% of her "success" wasn't dependent on being "Mrs. Bill Clinton."

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

His name is Bimbo Dickens.

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honkpillfarmer 3 points ago +3 / -0

They were going to try to create a fake version of her and blend it with reality, like Zelensky.

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Megadeth 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only Hillary video I want to see is her meltdown on election night 2016. Audio only would work, but seeing that miserable cunt screaming, yelling, crying, and blaming everyone but herself would be awesome. You know damn well the cunt more than likely passed out and they had to chuck her into her bed like a side of beef.

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ghost_of_aswartz 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Rod Ham" == means literally pig fucker

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michelleobama22 2 points ago +2 / -0

allahua ackbarr

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Les_Deplorables 3 points ago +3 / -0

She can watch that and the Gorilla Channel whilst in jail.

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ohh, gorilla channel. Now we’re talking.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, that was the alternate reality thing where she never really married Bill and went off to populate Liberia with her vagina or something, IDK. I don't even use my Android box for TV anymore. It just sits there looking at me like a dumbass because I bought it, it's plugged in, but don't use it. I don't have cable since 2014, so don't ask me.

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AmericanJawa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hulu didn't kill itself.

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OldZilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dang, guess i will have to send back my rubber masterbaiting shoes to Amazon...

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michelleobama22 1 point ago +1 / -0

why shoes?

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Kamalasflappymoosear 2 points ago +2 / -0

To bad that faggot junkie Phillip Seymour Hoffman took the dirt nap. He would have been perfect for the role of Hillary.

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MohaveSkipper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awww...this gives me the warm fuzzies.

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wethedownvoted 2 points ago +2 / -0

Disney owns 100% of Hulu now so they're probably not interested in another lefty religious disaster

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HocusLocus 2 points ago +2 / -0

John C Dvorak (quoting Hillary): "We were both cris-crossing Manhattan between the UN and the Global Clinton Initiative, but I don’t think we were ever in the same place at the same time until the end of the day. That’s often how it is during UN week!"

Adam Curry: That sounds like a horrible life!

~Beginning of No Agenda Podcast #517: New World Odor

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hillary Queenton.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

By 2015, Hillary is preparing to run for president for the third time, part of a strategy she has been planning since 1997 to acclimate the country to the idea of a woman president. She is horrified when she learns that Bill has decided to enter the presidential race after having spent the previous decades earning millions in Silicon Valley.

As Bill quickly rises in the polls, Hillary and her team consider convincing Donald Trump to run as a Republican challenger hoping that he and Bill will cancel each other out as the media struggles to cover them both. Trump declines to join the race but positions himself in the media as a close Rodham advisor, eventually endorsing her with an offensive speech that denigrates immigrants.

Hillary is hit with an accusation of sexual assault from a former female staffer. To counteract the lesbian rumours that surround her, she arranges a fake date with a donor, Albert, and is pleasantly surprised when they genuinely connect.

LOLCATS!!! WTF am I reading here hahahahahahahaha https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodham_(novel)

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conservativefrank 2 points ago +2 / -0

In tonight's episode, Hillary storms Berlin to secure Hitler's surrender.

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michelleobama22 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh please, she would be there to help, while AOC would swear an oath to avenge hitler's killer 😂

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conservativefrank 2 points ago +2 / -0

True

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michelleobama22 1 point ago +1 / -0

teehee

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Armatron 2 points ago +3 / -1

Please someone pick this up. I would like nothing better than for a large entertainment company to lose millions. The bigger stage these people get the more they expose themselves for the corrupt, evil, clowns they are.

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EvilGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

She really is unpopular with anyone that isn't a liberal crazy cat woman with blue hair.

Even people that might have voted for her do not like her or want to see anything about her.

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Lorla 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a self-involved, repugnant, narcissistic, out of touch, douche canoe!

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sweeswee14 2 points ago +2 / -0

It will be awesome when she dies.

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michelleobama22 2 points ago +2 / -0

dangling feet, roped gallows

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BudBurner 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd subscribe to Hulu if they were going to Hang her live on tv.

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MyDogsRoommate 2 points ago +2 / -0

HULU cancels female Dexter reboot.

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runonce 2 points ago +2 / -0

You just know she walks around the house in her housecoat muttering to herself all the time. I bet Bill is really tired of her shit.

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farfiman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Netflix WILL take it.

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raptormissle 1 point ago +1 / -0

But the film crew is all setup at Epstein island.

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Edinedii 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pushing those donut drops uphill - by HRC