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posted ago by Hangemh1gh ago by Hangemh1gh +1378 / -4
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Merica4EVER 163 points ago +163 / -0

cant eventell if theyre trolls anymore LOL

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artifex_mundi_x 59 points ago +60 / -1

If it was on some lame cucky subreddit maybe, but on 4chan it's 100% troll.

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acasper 21 points ago +21 / -0

Lots of cucks on 4chan. I think you’re conflating the whole site to the cesspool of misery that is /pol/

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that1guy1981 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's 4chan. It couldn't be a bigger troll if it was sleeping under a bridge and eating Billy Goats.

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

My reply is verbatim what you’re already replying to.

(1) Go to /gif/ (2) Tell me there aren’t cucks and LGBTQIA+ etc using 4chan.

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Jemmy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Poe's law.

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MAGAnic316 1 point ago +1 / -0

*Hoe’s law

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KekOrDeath 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a cuck outing himself on /pol/. It's a troll.

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PhoQueDemocrats 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thought the same thing!

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Alpha_Lemming 65 points ago +66 / -1

So, shes unattractive and disloyal.

Tasty pick, cuckboy

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 10 points ago +10 / -0

KEK!

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NateWhilk 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the post and situation were real, she could claim "I knew it was you all along, I went along with it to trap YOU!" Hilarity ensues, including divorce proceedings.

also see the Dick Van Dyke episode, "The Two Faces of Rob".

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skuts 55 points ago +56 / -1

Show up to the date wearing a fake mustachio. She'll never notice.

Can we have a link, please?

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consentofthegoverned 22 points ago +22 / -0

You may call me Pierre Delecto.

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MoldyPurpleSpots 16 points ago +16 / -0

THIS... IS... THE.. WAY.

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PWwarrantcanaryNOW 46 points ago +46 / -0

Cuckception

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PMSocks 45 points ago +46 / -1

Send her ... while on the flight close the bank accounts and cancel the cellphone.

Then change the locks.

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DireCarbon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Send her to Mexico then after she lands, call and report her passport stolen.

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RoosterHeadBad 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like how you think! Genius!

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Dallasguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or put drugs in her bag

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SPEDMan64 37 points ago +38 / -1

Onlyfan? instead of Onlyfans.

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Reefay 5 points ago +6 / -1

Upvote for pluralization humor

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lildonnyturnup 34 points ago +35 / -1

I had someone younger than me ask a hypothetical question: "would you date someone if you found out they had an Onlyfans?" Initially, I did not know what that was so I didn't have an answer. Once I dug in and found out what people use Onlyfans for, my answer became no. It's a mental health issue to need that much attention for something sexual. Those people are broken people.

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MarcusAurelius 12 points ago +13 / -1

Pretty much. Usually the people who have Onlyfans accounts have complete disasters of personal lives...

Trying to have a relationship with a person like this... you won't save them. Instead they just extend their dumpster fire of a life to include you. If you are on a date, wrap your willie.

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Ballind 6 points ago +7 / -1

Just because they're broken doesn't mean you can't benefit in the short term. You're going to be paying for their drain on society for the rest of their life anyway

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BlueFadeToGold 13 points ago +14 / -1

The lifestyle sucks you in. In other words their lie becomes your world. It will affect you and change you

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acasper 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s not worth it.

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GarudaOne 1 point ago +2 / -1

When I first heard about OnlyFans in 2019, I seriously thought it was supposed to be a site that provided pay-walled private chatrooms for people who were being harassed online, allowing them to keep out the trolls and interact with "only fans."

How naive I was.

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DrJosephWarren 32 points ago +32 / -0

If you like Piña Coladas....and gettin caught in the rain...

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dohcanada 1 point ago +2 / -1

Beat me to it lol

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sixfingerdildo 0 points ago +1 / -1

You made me look it up. Didn't realize what a dumb song

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loverat 5 points ago +5 / -0

It might be a dumb song but it was written when the world wasn't infested with degenerates and circling the drain. Also it didn't mention pussy once.

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sixfingerdildo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cause and effect

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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doug2 -2 points ago +1 / -3

Why are people posting this

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Enlightenment_Now 2 points ago +2 / -0

Escape, Rupert Holmes.

Also known as the pina colada song: https://youtu.be/zROIlspgOjM

Guy was bored, went to the personal ads, got interested in a lady who liked pina coladas.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 12 points ago +13 / -1

"Her journey". Ugly women trafficking themselves and loser men cucking themselves. Now we know what hard times look like when the middle men get cut out.

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jus74funpa 11 points ago +12 / -1

She must be a real looker..

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LesboPregnancyScare 15 points ago +15 / -0

the saddest thing is the few OF girls who do make it big are parading their stories around, as part of OF marking of course, to convince women to join OF in the hopes of making good money.

Some guy did an analysis of OF and determined that the vast majority, something like 95% of women there make $0-$500. Not $500 a month, but $500 total.

The 1% of the 1% of the 1% of those women who make like $10k a month are the rarest of the rare.

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Brellin 6 points ago +7 / -1

And I imagine they're probably the biggest whores as well, most likely having dragged in other women to 'perform' alongside them?

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LesboPregnancyScare 7 points ago +7 / -0

I dont know, maybe.

It seems to me the likely path for women making massive amounts of money on OF is the woman who has already cultivated an audience outside of OF for years. Doing things that money giving simps are interested in like Twitch streaming playing video games, or does sexy cosplay of videogame characters or popular media characters.

Maybe there is a path to OF wealth where a woman does all kinds of depraved shit for donation requests too. But the money comes from long term engagement from a large audience. How would a woman doing depraved shit on OF build that?

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EatPant 1 point ago +1 / -0

username checks out

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MarcusAurelius 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'd expect that. It's digital media. It takes about the same effort to share pictures with one person with ten thousand.

The only way to be really successful is to find out something you can do better than anyone else. Ideally two things. And be honest if someone will pay you for it.

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LesboPregnancyScare 8 points ago +8 / -0

The only way to be really successful is to find out something you can do better than anyone else.

LOL, you must be young.

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MarcusAurelius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Assuming you don't take the who you know or who you blow route. And this is for creative fields.

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im not talking about the scummy route.

To be successful you have to be liked by people, especially your superiors. Im not talking about kissing their ass, but being charming and chummy. That will get you much further than your technical skills. You could have average technical skills and excellent interpersonal skills and make it much further than someone with excellent technical skills and average interpersonal skills.

Even the guy who has above average interpersonal skills and near the bottom technical skills will still get ahead of the guy with near bottom interpersonal skills and above average technical skills.

And this applies to technical fields too, any field really.

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LesboPregnancyScare 10 points ago +10 / -0

reads like a troll, but i bet you could find something close to this story listed in one of the Reddit relationship subs.

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Walt_Kowalski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could be where he got the idea.

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Mungo 8 points ago +8 / -0

They deserve each other.

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Sheprecon31 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahahaha

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cyberwar 6 points ago +6 / -0

must be very ugly

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 6 points ago +6 / -0

He is in an open relationship and the “other dude” is himself…what could go wrong? Better he finds out earlier than later.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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verse 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mr. Electric, castrate this man

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becky21k1 -3 points ago +3 / -6

Would anyone even notice the difference?

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vatrump2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that Jack Murphy?

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SHILL_DETECTOR 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol

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PlatinumFMorgan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Taking "Yo Dawg!" to the next level.

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tholinz 5 points ago +6 / -1

If this is real - and that’s a big if - you agree to meet up with her and let her walk into that hotel room to meet… you. Then dump her ass and tell her she can pick up her shit on your front porch.

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Walt_Kowalski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better yet, cover yourself with fake blood, laugh diabolically and let her jump to conclusions. See how long it takes her and the keystone cops to figure out the joke’s on them.

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Maga2020Maga2020 2 points ago +3 / -1

You pour it on thick as fuck, show the guy rocking new cars, just came into a shit ton of cash, promise her the world etc etc

Have the other guy promise to drop 5k cash on her if she flies out and make it a one way ticket.

She leaves to fly out, you move out or toss her stuff out and change locks, block her number and ghost her, pretend you don't even know who she is :)

Bonus points if you put it all on youtube.

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Shadowmanstan 4 points ago +4 / -0

That bitch thirsty

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's a reason why every camgirl is single. Learn from other's mistakes.

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bh506407 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol I can’t even begin to believe this. She’s trying to cheat on you and YOU are worried about HER getting her heart broken?

100% troll. Only a complete simp soyboy that can’t get women to begin with would think like this.

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3rdAccount 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meet her locally at a motel. Tell her the door is open. As soon as she gets in cancel all the accounts.

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_Trunalimunumaprzure 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500 Alex

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Bullwinkle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this for real?

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Tarsus 4 points ago +5 / -1

4chan has an unspoken rule/concept of larping similar to poes law; everything is fake. Unless true? Probably fake. Unless? No photos. Video? Definitely special effects.

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rainbike 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not as romantic as saying do you like Pina colladas

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nzsvz9 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you like Pina Coladas? You're living the "Escape" life you cuck. Cut off your remaining manhood and send it to her in the mail. Your male in the mail - ha!

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GaslighterInChief 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty sure he should fly out to meet her. LOL

I mean, its a waste of everyone's time and money but it is what it is.

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Sheprecon31 4 points ago +5 / -1

Came home last night and there was 3 brothers hanging out the back end of the wife she said it was rehearsal for 12 yrs a slave a play there doing for disadvantaged 19yr olds thought it was weird, I didn't think slaves laughed and poked fun but hay ho,,,,,,,,oh yeh the tallest one walked past me and rubbed his 2 fingers under my nose 🤷 aww well best get on booking a table we are going out tonight on me 👍

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JBlaze056 3 points ago +5 / -2

Most of 4chan is fantasy writing

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

most interwebs are fantasy writing... kinda like most things written by congress since 1850...

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Kashim11 3 points ago +3 / -0

BETA CUCK!

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angrysnowpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fly to destination ahead of her, meet her, record interaction and publicly shame her.

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TheMAGAlorian787 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, what? Lmao.

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Zxc26 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha, gayyyy!

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DarkDrai 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buy her a ticket, insist on going with her, give her the run around as Very Handsome Male, film everything.

Final scene: Big party where Handsome is the guest of honor and everyone is talking about how cool and perfect he is, and there's a big banner with his face there, but he's late, and then finally he's about to arrive and Boyfriend bursts through the face banner and says "It was me, the whole time!" and she says, "wut? lol no, I'll catch him next time, and I'm breaking up with you for ruining this for me," and then he can only talk to her as Mr. Handsome on OnlyFans.

Movie Title: My Only Fan

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Boudicca2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fake and ghey

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acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

wut

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Kavvfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should set up romantic honeymoon weekend & suprise her, Hi Honey its Meee! She probably needs more attention....

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Bandhandshakevet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fly her out to meet him across the country from wherever you live. While she's gone move all her shit out. Then message her using the fake account and tell her you didn't show because she's a bit too fat and kinda homely looking.

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trauncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

what a Faggot....

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BidenTouchedMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beta cuck. Average male democrat.

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would say troll but there is so many cucks now I could believe this. I'm sure in an update he will get her a stud bf to make it all better. At least Muslisms would have cut my head off by now. This is torture.

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defiant_liberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have Mr handsome tell her that he lives in Africa. Get her a round trip ticket, and cancel the return after she leaves.

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PissOffPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

This smells like a 4chan operation

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QreepyPedoQrats 2 points ago +2 / -0

''MaYBE you should consider the Ukrainian Army.''

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business_narwhall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obvious troll is obvious.

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Tuggy_McTuggboat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to make an onlyfans.

It'll be nothing but live fan reviews. Only fans, right?