If the post and situation were real, she could claim "I knew it was you all along, I went along with it to trap YOU!" Hilarity ensues, including divorce proceedings.
also see the Dick Van Dyke episode, "The Two Faces of Rob".
I had someone younger than me ask a hypothetical question: "would you date someone if you found out they had an Onlyfans?" Initially, I did not know what that was so I didn't have an answer. Once I dug in and found out what people use Onlyfans for, my answer became no. It's a mental health issue to need that much attention for something sexual. Those people are broken people.
Pretty much. Usually the people who have Onlyfans accounts have complete disasters of personal lives...
Trying to have a relationship with a person like this... you won't save them. Instead they just extend their dumpster fire of a life to include you. If you are on a date, wrap your willie.
Just because they're broken doesn't mean you can't benefit in the short term. You're going to be paying for their drain on society for the rest of their life anyway
When I first heard about OnlyFans in 2019, I seriously thought it was supposed to be a site that provided pay-walled private chatrooms for people who were being harassed online, allowing them to keep out the trolls and interact with "only fans."
"Her journey". Ugly women trafficking themselves and loser men cucking themselves. Now we know what hard times look like when the middle men get cut out.
the saddest thing is the few OF girls who do make it big are parading their stories around, as part of OF marking of course, to convince women to join OF in the hopes of making good money.
Some guy did an analysis of OF and determined that the vast majority, something like 95% of women there make $0-$500. Not $500 a month, but $500 total.
The 1% of the 1% of the 1% of those women who make like $10k a month are the rarest of the rare.
It seems to me the likely path for women making massive amounts of money on OF is the woman who has already cultivated an audience outside of OF for years. Doing things that money giving simps are interested in like Twitch streaming playing video games, or does sexy cosplay of videogame characters or popular media characters.
Maybe there is a path to OF wealth where a woman does all kinds of depraved shit for donation requests too. But the money comes from long term engagement from a large audience. How would a woman doing depraved shit on OF build that?
I'd expect that. It's digital media. It takes about the same effort to share pictures with one person with ten thousand.
The only way to be really successful is to find out something you can do better than anyone else. Ideally two things. And be honest if someone will pay you for it.
To be successful you have to be liked by people, especially your superiors. Im not talking about kissing their ass, but being charming and chummy. That will get you much further than your technical skills. You could have average technical skills and excellent interpersonal skills and make it much further than someone with excellent technical skills and average interpersonal skills.
Even the guy who has above average interpersonal skills and near the bottom technical skills will still get ahead of the guy with near bottom interpersonal skills and above average technical skills.
And this applies to technical fields too, any field really.
If this is real - and that’s a big if - you agree to meet up with her and let her walk into that hotel room to meet… you. Then dump her ass and tell her she can pick up her shit on your front porch.
Better yet, cover yourself with fake blood, laugh diabolically and let her jump to conclusions. See how long it takes her and the keystone cops to figure out the joke’s on them.
4chan has an unspoken rule/concept of larping similar to poes law; everything is fake. Unless true? Probably fake. Unless? No photos. Video? Definitely special effects.
Do you like Pina Coladas? You're living the "Escape" life you cuck. Cut off your remaining manhood and send it to her in the mail. Your male in the mail - ha!
Came home last night and there was 3 brothers hanging out the back end of the wife she said it was rehearsal for 12 yrs a slave a play there doing for disadvantaged 19yr olds thought it was weird, I didn't think slaves laughed and poked fun but hay ho,,,,,,,,oh yeh the tallest one walked past me and rubbed his 2 fingers under my nose 🤷 aww well best get on booking a table we are going out tonight on me 👍
Buy her a ticket, insist on going with her, give her the run around as Very Handsome Male, film everything.
Final scene: Big party where Handsome is the guest of honor and everyone is talking about how cool and perfect he is, and there's a big banner with his face there, but he's late, and then finally he's about to arrive and Boyfriend bursts through the face banner and says "It was me, the whole time!" and she says, "wut? lol no, I'll catch him next time, and I'm breaking up with you for ruining this for me," and then he can only talk to her as Mr. Handsome on OnlyFans.
Fly her out to meet him across the country from wherever you live. While she's gone move all her shit out. Then message her using the fake account and tell her you didn't show because she's a bit too fat and kinda homely looking.
I would say troll but there is so many cucks now I could believe this. I'm sure in an update he will get her a stud bf to make it all better. At least Muslisms would have cut my head off by now. This is torture.
cant eventell if theyre trolls anymore LOL
If it was on some lame cucky subreddit maybe, but on 4chan it's 100% troll.
Lots of cucks on 4chan. I think you’re conflating the whole site to the cesspool of misery that is /pol/
It's 4chan. It couldn't be a bigger troll if it was sleeping under a bridge and eating Billy Goats.
My reply is verbatim what you’re already replying to.
(1) Go to /gif/ (2) Tell me there aren’t cucks and LGBTQIA+ etc using 4chan.
Poe's law.
*Hoe’s law
It's a cuck outing himself on /pol/. It's a troll.
Thought the same thing!
So, shes unattractive and disloyal.
Tasty pick, cuckboy
KEK!
If the post and situation were real, she could claim "I knew it was you all along, I went along with it to trap YOU!" Hilarity ensues, including divorce proceedings.
also see the Dick Van Dyke episode, "The Two Faces of Rob".
Show up to the date wearing a fake mustachio. She'll never notice.
Can we have a link, please?
You may call me Pierre Delecto.
THIS... IS... THE.. WAY.
Cuckception
Send her ... while on the flight close the bank accounts and cancel the cellphone.
Then change the locks.
Send her to Mexico then after she lands, call and report her passport stolen.
I like how you think! Genius!
Or put drugs in her bag
Onlyfan? instead of Onlyfans.
Upvote for pluralization humor
I had someone younger than me ask a hypothetical question: "would you date someone if you found out they had an Onlyfans?" Initially, I did not know what that was so I didn't have an answer. Once I dug in and found out what people use Onlyfans for, my answer became no. It's a mental health issue to need that much attention for something sexual. Those people are broken people.
Pretty much. Usually the people who have Onlyfans accounts have complete disasters of personal lives...
Trying to have a relationship with a person like this... you won't save them. Instead they just extend their dumpster fire of a life to include you. If you are on a date, wrap your willie.
Just because they're broken doesn't mean you can't benefit in the short term. You're going to be paying for their drain on society for the rest of their life anyway
The lifestyle sucks you in. In other words their lie becomes your world. It will affect you and change you
It’s not worth it.
When I first heard about OnlyFans in 2019, I seriously thought it was supposed to be a site that provided pay-walled private chatrooms for people who were being harassed online, allowing them to keep out the trolls and interact with "only fans."
How naive I was.
If you like Piña Coladas....and gettin caught in the rain...
Beat me to it lol
You made me look it up. Didn't realize what a dumb song
It might be a dumb song but it was written when the world wasn't infested with degenerates and circling the drain. Also it didn't mention pussy once.
Cause and effect
Why are people posting this
Escape, Rupert Holmes.
Also known as the pina colada song: https://youtu.be/zROIlspgOjM
Guy was bored, went to the personal ads, got interested in a lady who liked pina coladas.
"Her journey". Ugly women trafficking themselves and loser men cucking themselves. Now we know what hard times look like when the middle men get cut out.
She must be a real looker..
the saddest thing is the few OF girls who do make it big are parading their stories around, as part of OF marking of course, to convince women to join OF in the hopes of making good money.
Some guy did an analysis of OF and determined that the vast majority, something like 95% of women there make $0-$500. Not $500 a month, but $500 total.
The 1% of the 1% of the 1% of those women who make like $10k a month are the rarest of the rare.
And I imagine they're probably the biggest whores as well, most likely having dragged in other women to 'perform' alongside them?
I dont know, maybe.
It seems to me the likely path for women making massive amounts of money on OF is the woman who has already cultivated an audience outside of OF for years. Doing things that money giving simps are interested in like Twitch streaming playing video games, or does sexy cosplay of videogame characters or popular media characters.
Maybe there is a path to OF wealth where a woman does all kinds of depraved shit for donation requests too. But the money comes from long term engagement from a large audience. How would a woman doing depraved shit on OF build that?
username checks out
I'd expect that. It's digital media. It takes about the same effort to share pictures with one person with ten thousand.
The only way to be really successful is to find out something you can do better than anyone else. Ideally two things. And be honest if someone will pay you for it.
LOL, you must be young.
Assuming you don't take the who you know or who you blow route. And this is for creative fields.
Im not talking about the scummy route.
To be successful you have to be liked by people, especially your superiors. Im not talking about kissing their ass, but being charming and chummy. That will get you much further than your technical skills. You could have average technical skills and excellent interpersonal skills and make it much further than someone with excellent technical skills and average interpersonal skills.
Even the guy who has above average interpersonal skills and near the bottom technical skills will still get ahead of the guy with near bottom interpersonal skills and above average technical skills.
And this applies to technical fields too, any field really.
reads like a troll, but i bet you could find something close to this story listed in one of the Reddit relationship subs.
Could be where he got the idea.
They deserve each other.
Hahahaha
must be very ugly
He is in an open relationship and the “other dude” is himself…what could go wrong? Better he finds out earlier than later.
Mr. Electric, castrate this man
Would anyone even notice the difference?
Is that Jack Murphy?
lol
Taking "Yo Dawg!" to the next level.
If this is real - and that’s a big if - you agree to meet up with her and let her walk into that hotel room to meet… you. Then dump her ass and tell her she can pick up her shit on your front porch.
Better yet, cover yourself with fake blood, laugh diabolically and let her jump to conclusions. See how long it takes her and the keystone cops to figure out the joke’s on them.
You pour it on thick as fuck, show the guy rocking new cars, just came into a shit ton of cash, promise her the world etc etc
Have the other guy promise to drop 5k cash on her if she flies out and make it a one way ticket.
She leaves to fly out, you move out or toss her stuff out and change locks, block her number and ghost her, pretend you don't even know who she is :)
Bonus points if you put it all on youtube.
That bitch thirsty
There's a reason why every camgirl is single. Learn from other's mistakes.
Lol I can’t even begin to believe this. She’s trying to cheat on you and YOU are worried about HER getting her heart broken?
100% troll. Only a complete simp soyboy that can’t get women to begin with would think like this.
Meet her locally at a motel. Tell her the door is open. As soon as she gets in cancel all the accounts.
I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500 Alex
Is this for real?
4chan has an unspoken rule/concept of larping similar to poes law; everything is fake. Unless true? Probably fake. Unless? No photos. Video? Definitely special effects.
Not as romantic as saying do you like Pina colladas
Do you like Pina Coladas? You're living the "Escape" life you cuck. Cut off your remaining manhood and send it to her in the mail. Your male in the mail - ha!
Pretty sure he should fly out to meet her. LOL
I mean, its a waste of everyone's time and money but it is what it is.
Came home last night and there was 3 brothers hanging out the back end of the wife she said it was rehearsal for 12 yrs a slave a play there doing for disadvantaged 19yr olds thought it was weird, I didn't think slaves laughed and poked fun but hay ho,,,,,,,,oh yeh the tallest one walked past me and rubbed his 2 fingers under my nose 🤷 aww well best get on booking a table we are going out tonight on me 👍
Most of 4chan is fantasy writing
most interwebs are fantasy writing... kinda like most things written by congress since 1850...
BETA CUCK!
Fly to destination ahead of her, meet her, record interaction and publicly shame her.
Wait, what? Lmao.
Ha, gayyyy!
Buy her a ticket, insist on going with her, give her the run around as Very Handsome Male, film everything.
Final scene: Big party where Handsome is the guest of honor and everyone is talking about how cool and perfect he is, and there's a big banner with his face there, but he's late, and then finally he's about to arrive and Boyfriend bursts through the face banner and says "It was me, the whole time!" and she says, "wut? lol no, I'll catch him next time, and I'm breaking up with you for ruining this for me," and then he can only talk to her as Mr. Handsome on OnlyFans.
Movie Title: My Only Fan
Fake and ghey
wut
He should set up romantic honeymoon weekend & suprise her, Hi Honey its Meee! She probably needs more attention....
Fly her out to meet him across the country from wherever you live. While she's gone move all her shit out. Then message her using the fake account and tell her you didn't show because she's a bit too fat and kinda homely looking.
what a Faggot....
Beta cuck. Average male democrat.
I would say troll but there is so many cucks now I could believe this. I'm sure in an update he will get her a stud bf to make it all better. At least Muslisms would have cut my head off by now. This is torture.
Have Mr handsome tell her that he lives in Africa. Get her a round trip ticket, and cancel the return after she leaves.
This smells like a 4chan operation
''MaYBE you should consider the Ukrainian Army.''
Obvious troll is obvious.
I want to make an onlyfans.
It'll be nothing but live fan reviews. Only fans, right?