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BigIgloo 24 points ago +24 / -0

Only one set of real tits in there, if even

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Pappy_Gunn 13 points ago +13 / -0

If you can touch them, they are real.

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Shinydenim 13 points ago +14 / -1

Was going to say the same. Wtf is it with this site and plastic? And always with the simp energy

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DanIsSwell 10 points ago +10 / -0

Especially the last 2. Fucking awful.

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usdodsgssog 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fake boobs, especially outright obvious fake ones at that, are such a turn off. If you're attracted to that, fine, but give me a natural woman any day.

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MerlynTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

hard to tell since she's at a side angle. Others are clearly fake. Don't modern fakes look more realistic?

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PatriotDescendant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was a ski instructor at a destination resort for four years.

I'm gonna' submit -- not ALL excellent chests are fake. Many ARE real.

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BigIgloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could you tell through their winter coats?

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PatriotDescendant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope, only when things got down to business.

And I realize what you're insinuating but you're wrong.

For a tall, handsome, charismatic, gregarious, expert skier and instructor at a destination ski resort, getting down to business was child's play.

Ski weekers! From Texas! Oklahoma. New York. Florida. California. Maryland. We loved 'em!

They were there for four to six days and they all had skiing and romance on their minds -- the married ones as well as the singles.

They used us for their fantasy week...which included no lift lines (as an instructor I ski right up with whoever's with me).

Nurses were the wildest... Hey guys...your wife a nurse? Let me tell you, when they go on a ski trip with just the girls? Watch out!

An aside...I met my first wife as an instructor. She and her best friend flew in for a ski week and they latched on to me and my roommate immediately -- for their entire stay.

They skied with us whenever we were free... They took us to dinner and kept us until breakfast.

I had such a great time that I wrote to her and eventually she invited me to NYC to visit her in the off season.

But when I got there she reminded me: Please don't say a word about my best friend and your roommate. Her husband would be furious.

During our divorce my ex tried to position herself as this pious church mouse who did no wrong. Reminding her she was under oath, we asked about numerous fallings from grace, including this one.

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BigIgloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not surprised something that started as a fling for your ex and an affair for her friend ended in divorce. Promiscuity is not good.

I'm not saying I wouldn't enjoy bolt-ons, the time may come that my wife will want them after the kids destroy them. But these don't look like married mommies, just thirst traps.

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PatriotDescendant 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just saying...I've had a lot of experience in this area... And I've seen some gorgeous real ones!

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BigIgloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet it was fun verifying

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PatriotDescendant 1 point ago +1 / -0

In terms of sex? Four amazing years. Had to be right around 100 partners.

I remember SEVERAL really awkward moments...like...I was outside the ski school being "visited" by four different women, none of whom knew one another and all of whom I had slept with in the past several days.

They all knew when I would be there and they all wanted to ski with me... Right then and there.

It was brutal...

That was early in that "journey" and I learned better self control.

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BigIgloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure, but the ones in this photo have harsh edges and miles of separation

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PatriotDescendant 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm gonna' have to disagree...

The only way I have ever been able to know is to touch.

Fake breasts -- you can feel that there's a membrane, a barrier. The real thing has a constant consistency.

I have felt some remarkable, natural breasts.

They're not that uncommon...

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TwitterIsTrash 11 points ago +16 / -5

Conservative women don’t wear bikinis (unless it’s just for their husband). They wear cute but modest bathing suits that don’t show too much. (I say this as a conservative woman myself)

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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mrs.rose 10 points ago +11 / -1

Real, fake, fake, super fake, super fake

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BostonVoter [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ultra fake

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Les_Deplorables 8 points ago +8 / -0

13245

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bidensmissingbrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

24153

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Odeon 7 points ago +7 / -0

31254

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Friar_Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

23145

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UbiquitousBIG 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are correct

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brutustyberius 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wrong ~ 34152

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cincydan 2 points ago +2 / -0

33333 there is no comparison. She is on fire.

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trauncher 1 point ago +1 / -0

1+2+3+4+5... so the correct answer is 15

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ChelseaHubbell 1 point ago +1 / -0

13425

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 1 point ago +1 / -0

xxxxx

all mystery meat

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Stolen 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Feds are down voting this post.

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DERedRider 7 points ago +7 / -0

Have you ever seen a liberal in a bikini...yuck.

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Mtnlion667 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good thing, or their dicks would be visible!

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CantStumpTheTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its against the guidelines for usage of the flag to use as a clothing item; so off with the bikinis ladies... lol

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RedFoxOnFire 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank God for small miracles.

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YT45 4 points ago +4 / -0

Note to Sports Illustrated: these are beautiful women.

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johnny96816 3 points ago +3 / -0

A lot of that is because their fat and nasty ass won’t fit correctly.

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UbiquitousBIG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank the good Lord for that...have you seen liberal women?

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NormalCitizen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sports illustrated

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elementaryMyDearFags 3 points ago +3 / -0

Patriot boner! Middle and the Middle Left. Chow! I like one piece bathing suits though.

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BigIgloo -3 points ago +2 / -5

One piece suits are for toddlers and grannies

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MrGone 3 points ago +10 / -7

Have you ever dated a model?

These woman aren't as attractive as your desperation believes.

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BostonVoter [S] 9 points ago +12 / -3

I'm sorry that these women are not up to your standards, I will try to do better next time

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ChelseaHubbell 8 points ago +8 / -0

i have, i used to work for a company that sells women's clothing and dated a few of the models only 1 was not insane.

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johnny96816 6 points ago +6 / -0

Truth. I dated a lady that was strikingly beautiful. Dudes would turn and look as we walked by. Sadly, she had enough problems even Freud would say, “Damn”.

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MrGone 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did she get away?

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ChelseaHubbell 6 points ago +6 / -0

yes. to be fair, i was a bit of a shithead back then too

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MrGone 5 points ago +5 / -0

I lost 2.

I am probably the bigger failure.

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MrGone 5 points ago +13 / -8

Sure thing smart ass.

My point is that you obviously have never dated a hot chick. Because if you had you'd realize that behind every hot chick is a man who's sick of her bullshit.

See Haley Barry

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BostonVoter [S] 10 points ago +13 / -3

I'm sorry that I let you down. It's important to me, to keep you satisfied, is there anything that I could do, to make this up to you

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MrGone 4 points ago +6 / -2

Just don't let down the woman who loves you.

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Treefreak1776 2 points ago +5 / -3

I believe his standards involve penises.

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MrGone 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're projection is showing

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BigIgloo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Simping is sad

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golinveaux 3 points ago +3 / -0

Be honest, in our sick new reality...who checked for Adam's Apples?

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'd never see a Liberal in a Patriotic Bikini

Thank God.

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catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

The rest of them don’t have breasts.

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ChinaFlu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank the Lord, since most liberals are hideous.

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twentyonepepes 1 point ago +1 / -0

good old night crew

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BostonVoter [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

#3 is smoking hot

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thots

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Jackpotsevens 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yesterday my wife was rocking a bikini like the middle woman, I had a freedom boner all day.

No, I won't post the pics, lol.

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JasonX31 1 point ago +4 / -3

The only "politics" women have is selling their own ass.

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BigIgloo 3 points ago +3 / -0

So... Oldest, and only, profession?

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frogface 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our Joint Chiefs of Staff have have these same swimsuits.

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EastTexasMadLad 1 point ago +1 / -0

I call middle.

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64jawbill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bunch of fake tits....liberals can have em.

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6-_-j 0 points ago +1 / -1

Fake boobs are gross

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duckduck 0 points ago +2 / -2

They need to turn around.

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yudsfpbc -1 points ago +4 / -5

Degeneracy is the opposite of patriotism.