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posted ago by KAGwave ago by KAGwave +374 / -0
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knuckles_muldoon 43 points ago +43 / -0

SoyBoy/ManChild

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TrumpAndGodWin 44 points ago +44 / -0

“He was a fattish but active man of paralysing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasms – one of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom, more even than on the Thought Police, the stability of the Party depended.” 1984

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MySidesGoUp 26 points ago +26 / -0

Every. Single. Time.

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Faktchecker69 7 points ago +7 / -0

Subhuman.

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE2 29 points ago +29 / -0

I've been seeing this phenomenon get more and more...uhh, widespread?

Fucking grown as males acting like infants. Complete soyboy manlets that fetishize being weak. It's like, the weaker they are, and the more childish they are, the more accepted they are in their circles???

There was a guy that worked in my organization, he got a job in the "office", meaning, in the administrative side of the company. He was helping human resources somehow, I can't exactly remember. But some photos got out. He was like mid 30s. Pudgy. Nasty patchy beard, soy glasses, drove a stupid little eco vehicle. Full on captain soybeard, like into the whole starwars, comics, nintendo switch, if it was soyboy material, he was into it 10x.

Anyway, there were some pictures that started getting circulated around the shop between the guys, of this dude in a fucking carebear onesie, with a pacifier, and his wife "holding" him like a fucking baby.

No clue where it came from, but I just had to laugh my ass off. My guys made many jokes at his expense for months.

Eventually he found out that these pictures surfaced somewhere, at first he tried to get angry about it and tried to find out who "invaded his privacy", but when they went nowhere, he quit.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 7 points ago +10 / -3

It's like, the weaker they are, and the more childish they are, the more accepted they are in their circles???

They consoom the MSM Kool-aid 24/7. This is the what the (((globalists))) hope to turn all Western men into.

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dixond 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the what the (((globalists))) hope to turn all Western men into.

They might succeed, but I'll be dead when it happens.

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Plugthegamey 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm a millenial and my generation was given toys and put in front of brain rotting television on day 1. We watched Bill nye the science guy videos instead of reading and discussion. We were the first generation exposed to "anti-bullying" campaigns in public schools. We were given Gameboys on long car rides to distract us and alienate us from adult conversation. It's only getting worse. We are only now seeing what this affect has on full grown adults.

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joeylmao -7 points ago +2 / -9

An interest in gaming and pop culture doesn’t automatically insinuate that someone is a soyboy

That’s a faggot train of thought

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE2 11 points ago +11 / -0

I never said that it did, but once you've got 10/10 of those things lined up, it's a pretty fucking good indication.

I've got metal head friends that are by no means soyboy, that are into DnD, star wars and all sorts of pop culture shit.

But once you start knocking those things off the list one after the other after the other, it's the same as when you start seeing women with blue hair, shaved head, face piercings, tons of off-the-shelf tattoos, spouting feminist rhetoric, studying gender studies - at that point you know she's fucking psychotic.

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mittensHeartsBrandon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Soyboys have more than an interest in these things. They base their entire persona around the shit. Their identity starts and ends with Harry Potter, Legos, gaming, etc.

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NZbacon 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lay off the Lego before someone gets hurt!

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Tynyyn 20 points ago +20 / -0

Why would anybody want to hire this clown for anything, unless he's applying for a clown job.

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Trump2024 17 points ago +17 / -0

Kindergarten sex education counselor

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was just going to say, probably in a teaching position.

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Talon54 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, he's definitely still got mental problems. His mental problems probably go back many, many years. He probably got them from his mother.

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Plugthegamey 1 point ago +1 / -0

wears dinosaur pajamas to interview. Uhhhh are we living in the movie Step Brothers?

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notatallimsure 17 points ago +17 / -0

Weak men create hard times.

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Miha 17 points ago +17 / -0

We’re doomed.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Rvnyx 15 points ago +15 / -0

Someone check this guy's laptop, we are gonna find stuff.

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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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Comanche_Moon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Does it have a trapdoor on the back?

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TheOutlawPepeWales 11 points ago +11 / -0

It has a trapdoor in front for easy dilation.

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SeamusOtardy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nuked…I literally lol’d!

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Muttsbitetoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Grow up faggot

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Groundpounder 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Soy Jack memes are to point out your complete abdication of masculinity. They are not meant to be a guide, you nitwit

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artifex_mundi_x 7 points ago +7 / -0

The freakiest thing is the 10k upvotes.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pedophile absolutely wtf

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TheOutlawPepeWales 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL 10k upbots, because dressing like a child is soooo cool!

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FlexPowerhouse 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reddit is probably 80% bots. These bots make these mentally ill people feel good and spread the mind virus.

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MySidesGoUp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe we’re looking at this the wrong way. I mean..dinosaur dungies? Right??

…wow. This is beyond single mom shit. This is govt lab curated cancer…

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1984_is_here 5 points ago +5 / -0

If I was his fiance I'd be struggling with my mental health too.

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PelosiStock 5 points ago +5 / -0

its the simple things in life frens! a fresh pillow case to lay your head down upon after a long day. a nice cool hold in the sand to bury your head in so you can vote blue no mattee who leading to dinasaur dungarees being you paradise in a constant state of ignorant bliss

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markolbb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whyd you crop out which subreddit this is from? I have to go troll them!

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PepePinochet 4 points ago +4 / -0

These people are unwell.

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localhost 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is it with these people and their obsession with "mental health"?

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raytheater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man-child with beard with a $600 cell phone wearing some dinosaur dungarees. Dude, get your shit together.

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha what a faggot

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BlackKat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a hard time believing his fiancee is actually a "her"

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StrongIsland 2 points ago +2 / -0

This belongs on a 3 year old who’s mom shops at Carter’s, where the fuck does a grown man find such toddler fashions. Fucking creepy

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Benwa1985-2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost feel sad for these people. Almost.

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thelastlast 2 points ago +2 / -0

jesus christ

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 2 points ago +2 / -0

"My life-partner is having a mental crisis, so I went out and spoiled myself. At least my mental health is ok though!"

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dew_it 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do they even make dinosaur dungarees in his size? smh

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DefKon1 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're Doomed!🙄🇺🇲

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Truthseeker0120 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy Hell, we're fucked...

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FrankWisner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smell the proud mental illness.

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penguinjay1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

"her" RRRIIIIIIIIIGHT... ;l

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Whistle_Hoaxer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wojak

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Nearlydearly2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Burn it!

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

10k likes is all you need to know about Reddit and how fagot it is

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Vlad_The_Impaler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Impale him

A useless eater.

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me-no-likely3 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s just like on the soy wojak memes

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a coincidence. I just bought a box of 405 grain hard cast lead projectiles and some new brass. That's just perfect for dinosaurs, we should hang out.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am preeeety fucking tired of working to support this shit.

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ripley88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every time a cuck takes a selfie, a new soyjack is born

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tonesolaris 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fuck is this shit?

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 1 point ago +1 / -0

This can’t be real.

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Low T. The gaping mouth "smile" is the giveaway.

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JoeBidensUsedDiaper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dead by suicide in the next 5 years tops.

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Justjayce 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't know a pillow could be a fiancee.

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GodKingHarambe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had 2 bowls of homemade beef stew last night, a pot of dark brewed coffee this morning.

I guarantee I felt better after my morning movement than you do in your Garanimals.

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Greenhills -1 points ago +4 / -5

For all the dicks on this platform who keep telling women to give up their jobs and be submissive at home to find a husband….theres no working with this.

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YouNeedVPN 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's one soyjack, so therefore all are soyjacks?

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Tenspot20 -4 points ago +1 / -5

This is women's fault! Always asking us to be more sensitive, and gentle. She doesn't like my guns, she doesn't like my race car, my hands are too rough, and no, I will not put conditioner in my hair!