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SnowApe 68 points ago +69 / -1

Spoiler alert: Number of jabs and number of covid infections over the next 5 years are going to be strongly positively correlated

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fskfsk 25 points ago +25 / -0

If they tell everyone with a vaccine injury that they have covid, that's what's going to happen. The "official statistics" will all be blaming covid, not the vaccines.

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BeijingJoeHastoGo 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's already the case as of 9 months ago.

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Trump_Underground 5 points ago +5 / -0

The problem is the pesky control group, the unvaccinated COVID recovered cohort. It would have been much cleaner data if they had left the control group in the original clinical trials, like they were supposed to, but the data will still be there, it's just going to take more time and effort to gather and analyze, and there's ZERO profit incentive to do the work. Even worse, as we're learning through the NIH royalties disclosure, there's actually a monetary incentive NOT to look.

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Jemmy 15 points ago +15 / -0

Anecdotal, but I know tons of jabbed people who have gotten it 2-3+ times already. I haven't gotten it once (to my knowledge).

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SnowApe 19 points ago +19 / -0

there's pretty solid evidence that the jab efficacy goes negative after a few months. I.e, the jabs make people MORE likely to catch covid not less.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 6 points ago +6 / -0

Spoiler Alert: this Twatter account (and ones like it) may be the bots Elon is asking about.

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago +1 / -0

And a clever troll account.

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GoldenEarz 37 points ago +37 / -0

If he’s worried about what happens 5 years from now, then he better not google the life expectancy for myocarditis patients.

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Snoozebum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wonder if he’s a bot.

Why wouldn’t bots be programmed to say crap like this?

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Bigbadchows 23 points ago +23 / -0

That cope extended to masking. People could not believe they got sick while masking. Sad state of affairs.

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Just_wanted_darkmode 7 points ago +7 / -0

I must be some sort of Covid immune super human

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Jthenk 20 points ago +20 / -0

I've still never been tested for it let alone vaxxed

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TheyWereCones 11 points ago +11 / -0

Me either. I absolutely refuse.

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WhoMeTwo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Add me.

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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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Jthenk 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thanks

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MaverickRobot 7 points ago +7 / -0

And my axe

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penguinjay1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brother, This was my thought exactly.

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MehNahMehNah 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's ULTRA MAGA to you

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WhoMeTwo 3 points ago +3 / -0

YES!

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MayorofTrumpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fully paid up member of the Pureblood Army 1st Terrorist Brigade reporting for duty.

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Blacksheep2327 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need to stop using marxist newspeak. The jab is not a vaccine. It does not meet the pre 2020 criteria.

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brundlefly777 1 point ago +1 / -0

The presentation put together by the Canadian Healthcare Alliance on the Pfizer trials made a point to call it an inoculation, not a vaccine, for that very reason.

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EvJohn 15 points ago +15 / -0

The zombie apocalypse is upon us.

Twist: they don't realize they're zombies.

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Ultramaga7 12 points ago +12 / -0

Do zombies ever realize they're zombies? The brainless are brainless.

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LoobintheToobin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perhaps the real twist is one must not be dead to achieve brainlessness.

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Greenhills 11 points ago +11 / -0

I dont think the stats mean what you think they mean.

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usmc_maga 11 points ago +11 / -0

NHThinker - Eye m sofa king we todd ed

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SteersBeersandQueers 9 points ago +9 / -0

For someone who considers themselves a Thinker, this person is a fucking moron

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JayKay1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Going on three years with ZERO covid and no vac/no mask

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TheyWereCones 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same. Also, no tests so no fake positives! Only time ive really been sick was being around my vaxxed family while my dad was dying.....from the vax. Felt like shit every time i was around them and it never subsided until i was back home for a few days.

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Proud_American 8 points ago +8 / -0

Same with all viruses going back to the beginning of time.

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yudsfpbc 7 points ago +7 / -0

The problem is sorting itself out. One by one, they are dying from VAIDS.

The funny part is they will want us to fund medical research to cure their stupidity. The vaccines, however, are curing the world of it.

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ObongoForPrison2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

I still haven't gotten "it." The flu, that is. In fact, I haven't had a respiratory illness since January 2010 when I was still in college.

I don't wear masks. I don't take flu shots or depopulation injections. I eat lots of vegetables and take a daily multivitamin. I take long walks several times a week. I make sure I get plenty of sunlight and fresh air. I sleep like a king every night.

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alien123 6 points ago +6 / -0

you get coronavirus every year since you were born, until you die

that's how many times

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 4 points ago +4 / -0

Caught the c0oF last year and it was really bad for about a week.

A strong natural immunity is the only way forward. 🤗

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Thrasymachus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yea, except I only had it "bad" for two days and then a stuffy nose and minor cough for five days. So far it seems that no study has been long enough to discern the end of natural immunity. Which suggest it goes for a while. And certainly a hell of a lot longer than the fades-after-three-weeks-and-oh-it-also-gives-you-VAIDS jab 😧

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d_lock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Last study I saw said 85% still had antibodies (And were most likely immune) after 10 months. The study data was about 12 months into the first official non-China case.

No statement on the other 15%, some percentage of whom would still be able to produce antibodies on an attempted reinfection.

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Vlad_The_Impaler 4 points ago +4 / -0

America is dead.

Half the population are complete morons and work useless jobs in government or universities or serving overpriced coffees to faggots or don't work at all.

Another 35% are brainwashed cuckservatives who juggle Jews balls in their mouths

And maybe 10%-15% of Americans deserve to live.

The DemoKKKrat party is completely corrupt. The Republican party is 90% corrupt

Pretending you'll save the country voting republican in 2022 is a waste of time and energy. RINOs are winning primaries as usual.

Sorry for the dooming but everything is just going to get worse. You can't redpill 300 million people. These people are not even seeking truth.

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someoldcoderguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. Keep telling yourself that, buddy, keep telling yourself that. 🤡🌎

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HughJasske 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look at all this false information. Wow

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empiretc 4 points ago +4 / -0

damn, guess NHthinker has never had the flu.........

fucking idiot

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NeverNotTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will bet anything they want that they'll get COVID-19 more often than I will over the next 5 years.

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RighterThanU 3 points ago +3 / -0

So deadly you can catch it half a dozen times.

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Tunk 3 points ago +3 / -0

I must be one of the lucky ones.
Melbourne, Australia.
No jab, still working (awesome employer).
Everyone in my house but myself has been infected (they are jabbed and boosted), everyone at work too.

Never tested positive or had sniffles, everyone around me is catching, and re-catching it.
I hear 2-4 ambulances a day from my home office, before this whole debacle Id be lucky to hear one a year.
Shits fucked.

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UndercoverSpez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are people even "up to date" on there vaxes anyway?

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TheyWereCones 3 points ago +3 / -0

What number are they even on? Lol

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WhoMeTwo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think, four.

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jan 5 “Up to date boosters” https://patriots.win/p/140vt7LSEs/goalpost-shifting-in-real-time/c/ Jan 21 “up to date.” Includes boosters. Previously fact checked https://patriots.win/p/141FAZreKm/ron-desantis-was-right-again/c/

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Vlad_The_Impaler 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about I impale you?

Because it would have been worse if I had NOT impaled you.

See how this works?

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NCBuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never vaxxed, I got covid once... It was very mild. I had a fever one night then lost my taste and smell for a couple weeks.

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Immafancyboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

The “stats”

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FelixtheMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

90% bots

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NimbleNavigator20202 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mainlining Copium

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commiedestroyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

in a sane world, you would read this and immediately think “wow, now that’s some good satire.” these people cannot be reached.

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Lol_Garrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

This clown has a very real chance of dying over the next five years.

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Justlooking250 2 points ago +2 / -0

The hypocritical cuntwaffle behind the keyboard of that bot is probably against the cov-vax himself but wants gullible morons to keep getting poison jabbed

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HangtownBill 2 points ago +2 / -0

User name. There is no "thinker" happening here.

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Mungo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Myocarditis will kill you in 5 years or less.

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DTOM1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I look on in disbelief. Wanna see a mental-midget? There you go.

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FerrisMueller 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am overweight, over 50, and was over COVID in a couple of days. No jab, no regrets.

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jack1989 1 point ago +1 / -0

She or he (or they) are dead within a year or two

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TheAwakePatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I would rather have 18 heart attacks over two years and die a horrible, painful death than to have a runny nose for a few days. Take more boosters jackass!

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 1 point ago +1 / -0

The stupid goes many many levels deeper

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Woodchipper 1 point ago +1 / -0

I haven't even gotten it once. I also don't lick doorknobs.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Thinker."

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MaverickRobot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unvaxxed, unmasked. Uncontrolled.

Total Covid infections in 2 years: 0

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Fussbudget 1 point ago +1 / -0

everything with these people is backwards

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R3tro 1 point ago +1 / -0

His name is oxymoronic … thinker he is not

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njb425 1 point ago +1 / -0

still havent gotten it

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njb425 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have also never had the flu. i know i know same thing

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DrJosephWarren 1 point ago +1 / -0

Live Dumb and Die

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auntjemima 1 point ago +1 / -0

Something that stupid that can still type, amazing.

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Hardworkingdude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please take as many as you’d like, take mine.

Please

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SuccessLoveJoy2U 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s not stupidity.

It’s a combination of laziness and fear.

If they were to allow their world view regarding the vaxx to change they would have to reevaluate many many other beliefs. That’sa tiring thought to some and a scary thought to others.

Understanding psychology is really the key to understanding the democrat.

They are intellectually lazy, yet narcissistic, so they are happy to allow others to tell them what to think as long as they are convinced that by adopting that world view they will be considered as “good” people.

The entire political left (through all of history) has been little more than psychopaths shepherding narcissists.

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JayshawnVoorhees 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's joking.