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Syme84 92 points ago +92 / -0

Hey, look over here. Gay people. Hey. Hey, you. Look at it. Gay people. Are you looking? Check it out. Gay. See it? HEY! LOOK! LOOK OVER HERE! GAY PEOPLE. ARE YOU LOOKING? LOOK! COME ON, LOOK! GAY PEOPLE!

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Qst10nEth1ng 35 points ago +35 / -0

Yup

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User_X 1 point ago +2 / -1

He is a B-rate actor now... name one "RECENT" movie or tv show he starred in without looking it up... i did just to see when he last stopped working... he didnt. Its all just B-rate BS.

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hiddensfinger 63 points ago +64 / -1

He went full ass blasters

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FORGOTTEN_PEDE 20 points ago +20 / -0

I imagine his music his just as gay

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Long_time_lurker 17 points ago +17 / -0

I don't even understand half the words in this headline, but I'm imagining They/Them as the Netflix sequel to It right now.

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mittensHeartsBrandon 16 points ago +16 / -0

More like Were/Was after the suicides.

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Redneckathon 10 points ago +10 / -0

That gave me...Tremors

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Jimmyjetfuel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ass tremors?

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

well call them fagoids , dirt dragons

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sodomites!!!

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utfanx2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like a porno film.

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MAGAvibesOnly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha! Fantastic reference

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Bigfootisreal101 37 points ago +37 / -0

In the now revised game six degrees of Kevin bacon can you connect gay or lezbos to Kevin thru six other Hollywood fags

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BugsleyKAG 9 points ago +9 / -0

I came here to say that.👍

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Trump2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tracking your AIDS strain through 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon

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_Sully_ 29 points ago +29 / -0

There are more conversion therapy camps in movies than in real life.

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Krat 22 points ago +22 / -0

When you can't be a real victim you have to fantasize about being one

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Fuck_reddit34 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s false. Every government school is a conversion camp towards faggotry.

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Omnes_Omnibus 23 points ago +23 / -0

And it will be called "Dick Loose".

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mittensHeartsBrandon 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ass Loose. Followed by Ass Loose 2: The Monkey Pox.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or when a female to male gets that surgery called “addadicktome” (stole this from a guy on the Tracy Beanz podcast)

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Take_it_back 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bruh, that’s at least 35 years old

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TheRougarou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tremors, in my front hole

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GA_Logic 20 points ago +20 / -0

Bacon bent the knee to the globalists.

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Comanche_Moon 15 points ago +15 / -0

He bent over backwards. :)

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Take_it_back 14 points ago +14 / -0

Uh, forwards?

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Jimmyjetfuel 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, he got on his knees to swallow the gravy.

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latetotheparty 15 points ago +15 / -0

Pass me another degree of separation, please.

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Glad_to_be_here 12 points ago +13 / -1

Very sad. They make movies to satiate their perversions.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not sad, it's grotesque.

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PhantomShield72 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not fear - it's disgust.

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Mothertrumprr 11 points ago +11 / -0

Take it he never recovered from that ponzi scheme

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ObongoForPrison2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

The premise is half there - I can't think of anything more horrific than a trans lunatic.

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Long_time_lurker 13 points ago +13 / -0

They/Them sounds like a sequel to Stephen King's It.

Pedophile clowns going after children sounds pretty much like the trans community, so it all fits.

I just wish I had more art skills to meme that into a They/Them movie poster in the style of It. There are plenty of clown monsters to be found on reddit's witchesvspatriarchy so...

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Taliesin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pedophile clowns going after children sounds pretty much like the trans community

That is what @Libsoftiktok used to post

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BeerAndCope 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’m a horror aficionado. I watch just about any horror movies I come across. Woke horror movies are terrible. Fucking terrible.

They all have the same story. White and or men and or Christian = bad and scary. Scares take a back seat in woke horrors. Way back. The main priority is beating the audience over the head with wokeness.

I have never seen a woke horror movie be successful. They almost universally get roasted by the audience. Horror fans, more so than any other movie genre fans, have a easy way to gauge if the movie was good or not. Was it scary? Woke horror never ever is.

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JerryJerryJerry 4 points ago +4 / -0

EWTtS

Some semi-recent plugs that a genre fan might enjoy:

Bone Tomahawk (2015) - You prob saw, but just in case, it's a must-see. Zahler is a writer/director to watch.

Saint Maud (2019)

Anything for Jackson (2020)

Benny Loves You (2019)

The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)

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BeerAndCope 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought Bone Tomahawk was alright, I personally didn’t see it as a horror, but it was a fine movie. Gruesome western.

I enjoyed Saint Maud. Good story.

Haven’t seen the other 3. I’ll have to check them out.

Some lesser known/indie horror I always recommend:

The House Of The Devil - Slow burn horror at its finest. Really enjoyed it.

Butterfly Kisses - Not especially scary, but great for a super low budget indie found footage.

Leaving DC- Another low budget found footage. Slow burn. Does a good job of feeling authentic.

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JerryJerryJerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed. BT is def. not a pure horror, but I think it's just a cracking great genre film in every aspect (especially the four leads and their dialogue), with gnarly horror elements, and yet it was a first feature from Zahler and indie low budget. Full disclosure, the last two on my list aren't "pure" either, but they're quality horror/comedies that don't get enough exposure imo.

RE: HotD, I'm about 50/50 with Ti West, but saw that in theater and still my favorite of his. Have not even heard of your other two, but found footage can be very effective and the descriptions sound great, esp. the last, thanks! Speaking of FF (and Ti West), his The Sacrament is quite good. Couple other FF goodies, since it seems to be your jam (guaranteed pure):

Noroi (2005) - Truly scary; not a casual watch.

Home Movie (2008) - Unsettled tf out of me.

Ghostwatch (1992) - This was aired on TV in England for Halloween and reportedly had a similar public reaction to Welles's War of the Worlds radio play as people thought it was real. Chilling.

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BeerAndCope 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought The Sacrament was good. I also really liked The Innkeepers, another Ti West slow burn horror. I always recommend House of the Devil because i think it’s one of the best horror movies nobody’s heard of. You’re the first person I’ve recommended it to that’s already seen it so that tells me you’re a true horror buff.

I’m definitely going to check out Noroi and Home Movie if I can find them streaming somewhere. I am a big fan of FF, only problem is with it being so easy to make you have to wade through a lot of shit to find the gems.

I watched Ghostwatch a few years ago, I think it was on YouTube at one point. While it is dated I appreciate how ahead of it’s time it was.

Top 5 favorite horror movies of all time?

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JerryJerryJerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Being a genre fan, once you've covered the greats, is all about being willing to sift a lot of chaff to find occasional quality wheat.

Now that we're super cereal, I'll expound on Noroi a little: part of its effectiveness involves putting together clues dropped throughout, so while it was good and scary the first time, the second viewing all the pieces fit together and it really got the adrenaline flowing.

My favorite five will offer no surprises. These are the ones I reference/quote regularly and have seen over and over. I'd be happy to slice this pie any way you like. Scariest 80s Euro horror? Kaiju? Cosmic horror? Could do this all week. What about yourself?

The Thing (1982)

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

American Psycho (2000)

The Wicker Man (1973)

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

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BeerAndCope 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m a big fan of The Thing and AWWIL. American Psycho I was meh on.

It’s really hard to narrow down a top 5. I’d probably go with:

Halloween 1978. Just classic horror. Love it. Puts me in the Halloween spirit anytime I watch it.

Nightmare on Elm Street 1984. First adult horror movie I ever saw and it scared the shit out of me.

Rosemary’s Baby 1968. Great movie. Tension. Uneasy. Slow burn.

The Blair Witch Project 1999. Greatest found footage horror movie ever.

Hereditary 2018. I consider this the best modern horror movie.

I kept that list to my favorite pure horrors. There’s a couple of thrillers with horror elements that I would normally include in my favorites list, namely Jacob’s Ladder and Silence of the Lambs.

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JerryJerryJerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Solid! Love all those. RB and Polanski in general really nail the paranoia vibe.

BWP: First saw on an unlabeled VHS tape given by someone who had gotten it at a film festival before I had seen any hype. The exchange went "Check this out. They found this footage in the woods." Watched it at work during the day with some workmates during a lull. Scared the shit out of me and still does. GoAT FF no question.

Hereditary blew me away, but It Follows had me literally looking over my shoulder in my own damn house. So bummed Mitchell didn't stay with the genre.

SotL is one of those films I can't not watch. Weird how it can still disturb me yet is super comfy.

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The_duck_donald 0 points ago +1 / -1

How do you subject yourself to all that horror? I can’t watch any of them or I’ll never be able to sleep again!

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JerryJerryJerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can't speak for BAC, but for me they serve the same purpose as a roller coaster. Gets the heart rate up a bit. Remember last time I was at an amusement park, the first ride we went on I was so scared I had my eyes closed the whole time (thanks, sunglasses), but after a few I was leaning in to the "danger" eyes wide open and first to jump back in line for another go. Why, yes, I was a grown man at the time.

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Vlad_The_Impaler 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's no gay agenda.

Only every movie has a gay theme.

Don't believe the reality you perceive! Listen to our fake fact checkers and propaganda narration!

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TheLeftIsAntiRight 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have to hand it to whoever came up with the name "They Slash Them".

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CovfefeVideo 5 points ago +5 / -0

So much for the "everything is better with bacon" theory.

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MrSteak 5 points ago +5 / -0

6 degrees of shit

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Yeti2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm sure it will bring in the billions

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Cyer6 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm betting it'll tank. Get a big weekend opening bump by the left then straight down the tubes. All of the Rotten Tomato paid propagandist reviewers will give it a 100% and audience reviews will be blocked.

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BeijingJoeHastoGo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha, this pede knows.

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honkpillfarmer 5 points ago +5 / -0

He had a career still?

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Groundpounder 3 points ago +3 / -0

He does now… for a price

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BasedInvestor 2 points ago +2 / -0

The pronoun for his career is was/were

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grandfather_nurgle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Woodchippers. Only way to be sure.

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TruthWillOut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Woodchipping from orbit. Only way to be sure.

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great book and movie. Sad to see him involved in this woke garbage

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Cantshadowbanthemall 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought his career ended after hollow man

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Hodeefuk2651 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eww

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 4 points ago +4 / -0

He fucked kids so he has to make whatever humiliating garbage they force him to.

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

His big break was dancing in a barn. Shocker.

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substantialmajestic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Horror films have always been about subverting cultural norms.

However, if you have to spell it out this overtly, it's going to be a bad film.

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coolhandcuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nicole Kidman was in a movie "Boy, Erased," about conversion therapy. I don't think it harmed her career.

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barwhack 3 points ago +3 / -0

He finally found a way to kill his "never-ending" career.

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barney85 3 points ago +3 / -0

damn I liked Kevin bacon.

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308win 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aaaaaand nobody will watch it.

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Red-88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody's gonna watch it. What a world.

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SolidSnakeOil 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I said make Kevin Bacon chase the giant worm, this is not what I meant.

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Midgeba 3 points ago +3 / -0

Faggot.

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nachosamplerREBORN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, Foot Loose II. I was wondering when this would be rebooted.

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SolidSnakeOil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn't there a reboot like 10 years ago?

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes and I knew there was going to be someone who called me on that, but Foot Loose III would have confused people.

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BigIgloo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ugh

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Mungo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I weep.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought he died, and no I'm not talking about that one Jason movie he got killed in.

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BasedInvestor 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can now refer to his career as "were/was"

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

II thought this was a joke. This is a joke, right? He's come a long way since Tremors, and all of it has been downhill.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't follow movies at all. Was "Tremors" really his pinnacle of success?

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, no, but it was a cool cheeky horror movie with some comical acting from back in the good old days. It was one of those movies out in left field that you took a chance watching and was pleasantly surprised at the end of it.

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Striganos 2 points ago +2 / -0

An odd way for Kevin to tell everyone he is a kid toucher.

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Lol_Garrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kevin Bacon has been a faggot for quite some time.

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MontanaRanger5150 2 points ago +2 / -0

Footloose has Fallen!

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TheLivingExample 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, Sleepers 2?

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Enema_Of_The_State 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can only hope that this "Gay Conversion Camp" has a Crystal Lake nearby.

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substantialmajestic 2 points ago +2 / -0

What happens when the gay characters in this movie are more attracted to the camp conversion counselors than the fellow campers? hahahahahaha.

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Vlad_The_Impaler 2 points ago +2 / -0

New Hit Song for the movie:

loose, butthole's loose

kick off those sunday shoes

please, trannies

make me get on my knees

jack, get back

Hunter's carpet surfing for crack

everybody jab everybody jab

Everybody jab everybody jab

take it up the caboose! butt's loose

Kevin Bacon shuffles across the hallway

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clownworld30330 2 points ago +2 / -0

From footlose to...

Well, you fill in the blank.

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Hoakster1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not sure anyone will notice he's gone.

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Thirsty_Liberty_Tree 2 points ago +2 / -0

Old rich narcissistic celeb attention whore going all-out in begging for relevancy again and getting paid gobs of cash to push an (((agenda))).

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BumpForTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

No thanks